Too R. Isst

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Too R. Isst
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Aliases
  • "Leave the Pain" Larry
  • Too R. Isst
Species
Unknown (species given as "Tourist"
on BZPB: Malignant character sheet)
Gender
Male
Family
Allies
Enemies
Status
Unknown
 Home Reality 

"Leave the Pain" Larry, better known by his assumed name Too R. Isst, was a member of the Pain Brood who left his family to tour the universe.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Too still retains his bloodline's tremendous power, teleporting across galaxies at his whim. This, combined with his Pained Past, made him seem unfazed at even the most horrendous displays.

Too R. Isst is described as looking like an aged, white human man wearing an olive green button-down shirt, blue jeans, an orange backpack, and a camera whose strap was slung around his neck. His voice was deep, with an accent that seemed to be a blend of Indian and British. Strangely, the words he spoke did not always match the movements of his lips.

History[edit | edit source]

Early Life[edit | edit source]

"What a shame for white people."
Larry, after leaving his family

Leave the Pain Larry, as he was originally named, was born to members of the Pain Brood. It is unknown if he is a brother of Bring the Pain Barry, Hide the Pain Harold, and Sing the Pain Sal, or if he is related to them in another way. All that is known is that he was tired of all the infighting between members of this family, so he left this pain to explore the multiverse.

Larry assumed a new identity, Too R. Isst, to further escape his traumatic past. Given that he was a member of such a powerful family, he possessed incredible mastery of the HahaJ'UsT-Seying energy, which enabled him to manufacture false memories to fool telepaths and make credible stories for why he was being such a tourist. Eventually, Too began seeing the line between reality and fiction blur, with the few memories of his Pained Past appearing to him in dreams. For this reason, he was not teleported to the Insaniverse with his relatives by the Chant of Pain. However, his teleportation abilities had been affected by this event, causing him to accidentally appear on Oquro.

BZPB: Malignant[edit | edit source]

In 150,084 CMT, Too R. Isst suddenly appeared in front of the Kraken, Brendan Fraser, Tayne, and Crikey Shqwertiyul when they were moving through a sewer on Oquro. The tourist was quite taken aback upon finding himself in front of the group of strangers, and begged to be returned to Space Hyderabad, a location on Space India that had "white servants". He offered them rupees to take him back, and although Crikey was tempted by the offer, the others were reluctant to trust Too R. Isst.[1]

Another traveller then appeared in front of the group, this one bearing similarity to Alex, a former apprentice of Sinjon Wol on Rhadan. "Alex" introduced himself, and told the group that they were now facing a dilemma about who to trust. This made the group realize that at least one of the newcomers was probably a ghoul in disguise trying to fool them, so they debated over who was the ghoul: Crikey thought that Too R. Isst was innocent, but Tayne suspected him of being the ghoul.[1] Meanwhile, Brendan Fraser finished processing Too R. Isst's earlier comment about "white servants", which caused him to have flashbacks to when he had to act like a servant in order to make a living in Hollywood. Fraser channelled the pain he felt at these memories into JUST energy, which he released upon the nearest person: "Alex". The JUST energy caused "Alex" to violently expel his insides[2] and disintegrate, revealing himself as a ghoul. Too R. Isst was momentarily shocked by this turn of events, but then properly introduced himself to his newfound companions. He took several photos of the area and declared that he would follow them.[3] He enthusiastically pressed on through the sewer, encouraging Fraser to keep up,[4] and was amazed by the sight of Tayne killing another ghoul.[5] Fraser was disturbed by Isst's enthusiasm, but decided not to try anything, because he had a suspicion that Isst was secretly much more powerful than he was letting on.[6]

Mere moments after the group had finally reached the TechnoDyne building, David Dalton threw Lucy Farr through the wall in front of them and climbed through.[7] Too R. Isst marvelled at the power that Dalton was radiating, then rushed over to Lucy to offer to help her up.[8]

Abilities & Powers[edit | edit source]

  • HahaJ'UsT-Seying - Too R. Isst is a master-level manipulator of the HahaJ'UsT-Seying force. Isst used HahaJ'UsT-Seying to create false memories to fool telepaths who tried to investigate him, but these memories were so potent that he began to confuse fantasy with reality.
  • Teleportation - Like other members of the Pain Brood, Too R. Isst possesses incredibly potent teleportation powers. He is able to teleport across large swathes of the universe at whim.

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