H.A.S.A.N.
| H.A.S.A.N. | |
|---|---|
| Classification Information | |
| Intelligence Level |
Limited sentience
|
| Status Information | |
| Status |
Existing
|
| Home Reality | |
This article is about the robot species. For the chauffeur of Masketta Man with a similar name, see Hasan.
H.A.S.A.N.s are a series of humanoid robots that are desperate to mate with humans.
History[edit | edit source]
On Niflheim's World, H.A.S.A.N.s were created as artificial soldiers, but their programming degenerated over the years to the point where they became obsessed with attempting to mate with humans instead.[1]
In 150,084 CMT of the Original Universe, Niflheim emerged from a Hell portal in a warehouse on Saskana and found himself surrounded by dozens of H.A.S.A.N.s. The H.A.S.A.N.s repeated various desperate messages such as "any hot femal," "any hot asshol," "gay? sho gay on cam," "pls respond," "c2c?" "b ig dick 4 u" and approached Nif, so he altered his body to aquatic stem cells and created coral weapons and razor-sharp fins on his arms to chop them up. The H.A.S.A.N.s' messages continued to echo from their severed heads and damaged bodies, but Nif ignored them and left the warehouse to dive into the ocean of Saskana.[1]
