Soldier (DMU)

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Soldier (DMU)
Titles	Soldier (DMU)
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Weapons	Cow Mangler 4500 Magical energy
Allies	Lord Zrintch, Other PAADABB members
Enemies	Kek, The Dong Squad
Factions	Pennis And Also Dicke And Balls Bureau (PAADABB)
Status	Unknown
Home Reality	Dark Mirror Universe

In the Dark Mirror Universe, Soldier was a member of the Pennis And Also Dicke And Balls Bureau. He is a former member of the BLU team (compared to his RED OU counterpart), and has magical powers.

Biography

Personality

This version of Soldier was a lot more cold, sane, and calculating compared to his Original Universe counterpart. However, he isn't fully sane, as he was still willing to engage in a scream-and-slap fight with RED Soldier.

DMU BLU Soldier was also more sadistic, having relished in the pain and misery of his enemies. He spoke very little during the PAADABB's encounter with the Dongers. This, combined with his increased agility, skills, and magical powers make him a dangerous foe.

History

Origins

Soldier's history is almost exactly like that of the OU Soldier, save for the fact that he became a member of the BLU team instead of the RED team. At some point in time, however, this Soldier opened up a crate full of enchanted loot giving him magical powers and his new look. He killed the Dark Mirror version of Merasmus, and quit being a mercenary. Soldier later joined the Pennis and Also Dicke and Balls Bureau, where Lord Zrintch helped him become a better magician.

He was a member of the Bureau for many years, even after the Dark Mirror version of Kermit slipped into the dark side and became the demonic being Kek.

The Mazkertis Paradox

The PAADABB's fight with Kermit had become a stalemate, but it was their way of gaining the trust of the Dong Squad when the latter visited the Dark Mirror Universe. Once Kek was destroyed, Soldier was revealed to be complicit in Zrintch's plan to betray the Dongers and destroy them. Unknown to Soldier, however, this was a way for Zrintch to weed out weak members of both the Squad and Bureau to create a Supreme Meme Team, if you will, that would be twice as loyal to him and to Mazkertis.

In the ensuing fight, Soldier was able to outsmart his OU counterpart and block most of his attacks. The tables turned, however, when Merasmus fought him instead. The wizard beat the DMU Soldier within an inch of his life, but it is unknown whether or not he actually killed him or allowed him to survive.

Abilities & Powers

• Offensive Magic -