Robbie Rotten (DMU)
| Robbie Rotten | |
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 Robbie (far left) and his clones. | |
| Species |
Human
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| Gender |
Male
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| Status |
Unknown
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- "Now look at this net, that I just found! When I say go, be ready to throw. GO! [...] Throw it at him, not me! UGH, let's try something else.''"
- ―Robbie Rotten to his clones
In the Dark Mirror Universe, Robbie Rotten is a NEET anti-hero and a member of the Pennis And Also Dicke And Balls Bureau.
History[edit | edit source]
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Little is known about Robbie's origins and early life, but it is known that he had a number of escapades with three clones of himself on an unknown planet prior to his discovery by Lord Zrintch. These escapades mostly revolved around Robbie trying to create a new societal system in which everyone was lazy: his idea of a utopia. For better or worse, he was eventually recruited into Lord Zrintch's first strike team, the Pennis And Also Dicke And Balls Bureau.
Robbie remained with the PAADABB for some time. During this period, Kermit became the entity known as Kek.
The Mazkertis Paradox[edit | edit source]
In 150,084 CMT, the Dong Squad entered the Dark Mirror Universe and crash-landed on the PAADABB's planet. They immediately got into a fight with Kek, but Robbie and the other PAADABBers intervened, causing Kek to run away. Robbie followed the others' lead and introduced himself and his clones to the Dongers.[1]
When DM Johnny Test suggested that they return to the PAADABB's base, Panus and Asenis, Robbie desperately agreed, because he was missing his fourth afternoon nap.[1]
The PAADABB later teamed up with the Dong Squad to finally rid themselves of Kek. In the following battle, Robbie found a net and gave it to his clones, who he then instructed to throw the net at Kek. However, the clones disobeyed his orders, and threw the net on him instead. The exasperated Robbie decided to try a different tactic. Sure enough, later in the battle, he and his clones were seen throwing banana peels at Kek instead. After Kek's defeat, Robbie and his clones returned to Panus and Asenis and had another nap.[1]
Robbie woke up to hear that Lord Zrintch had given them a new mission: to dispose of the Dong Squad, for they had outlived their usefulness to the Sith Lord. However, before the PAADABB could get the jump on the Dongers, Alex Jones betrayed them by informing the Dongers of their treachery, so a mighty battle broke out between the two factions.[1]
Robbie and his clones laid low for the most of the battle, but saw a chance to strike when they noticed Jesse Ventura loading his gun away from the other combatants. They snuck up behind him and prepared to attack, but Ross Mandell intercepted them and beat them to the ground before they could.[1]
The current status of Robbie Rotten and his clones is unknown following the PAADABB's defeat at the hands of the Dong Squad.
