Reddit Alien
| Reddit Alien | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Aliases |
Snoo
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| Species |
Unknown
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| Gender |
Unknown
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| Allies | |
| Status |
Alive
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| Home Reality | |
- "HELLOOOOOOOO REDDIT!"
- ―An anonymous Tievie citizen
The Reddit Alien, also known as Snoo, is an inhabitant of Meme World.
History[edit | edit source]
The Wiseau Conundrum[edit | edit source]
In 150,084 CMT, the Reddit Alien met up with King Harkinian, Sasha, and LeTrole Rusemann to assist the Dong Squad in their battle against Tommy Wiseau. The four characters entered Wiseau's chamber beneath the surface of Meme World when all hope seemed lost and fired their attacks at Wiseau and his bat-like steed, with the Reddit Alien firing image macros.[1] Their combined attacks injured Wiseau's steed enough for Tiny to kill it with the Dedotated Wam,[2] but Wiseau then teleported the five remaining conscious Dongers (Yon, BONES, Shrek, See-Man, and the Hand) into an artificial reality created by the Mask, leaving the Reddit Alien and its comrades behind.[3] The Reddit Alien started to cry at the thought that the oppression of Wiseau could potentially destroy Meme World and thus, all memes.[4]
BONES and Wiseau were then teleported back into the chamber.[5] The Reddit Alien heard them return and ushered his allies over to watch the battle,[6] which culminated in the death of Wiseau, but also four members of the Dong Squad.[7] The deaths of these heroes, combined with the extreme violence of their battle, caused the Reddit Alien to cry.[8] The Reddit Alien shed another tear while preparing for the funeral for the fallen Dongers.[9]
The Mazkertis Paradox[edit | edit source]
Later, Randolph Moloch discovered how the Reddit Alien sustains itself on Meme World: the Reddit Alien regurgitated old, cancerous memes into Sasha's mouth like a mother bird would feed its young; then, Sasha produced what seemed to be an "upvote" and jammed it into the Reddit Alien's backside. Randolph was disgusted by this ritual, but the transfer of memes gave him an idea. Upon asking the Reddit Alien if it could connect him to the internet so that he could contact Lord Zrintch on behalf of the Dong Squad, the Reddit Alien connected itself to Reddit and displayed an image of the front page of the website. When Randolph asked for assistance because he had no idea how to use Reddit, the Reddit Alien contacted someone named "Victoria" who it claimed would help him. With the assistance of the Reddit Alien and "Victoria", Randolph posted a message to Zrintch on /r/grinchmeetups, which was then passed on to him by one of its users. Zrintch replied that he would send a mobile workstation to Meme World to fix the Dongers' ship.[10]
When Randolph told his teammates of how the Reddit Alien had helped him establish contact with Zrintch, Soldier and Billy Mays decided to go and thank the Reddit Alien in person. Unfortunately, the two men arrived to witness the Reddit Alien regurgitating memes into Sasha, which Mays recognized as carrying the unmistakable smell of cancer. Soldier and Mays were so disgusted that they pounced on the Reddit Alien and administered a furious beatdown.[10]
Even after Kevin Douglas arrived on Meme World with the mobile workstation, the Reddit Alien was still being beaten up by Soldier and Mays.[10]
Abilities & Powers[edit | edit source]
- Telecommunication: The Reddit Alien can fire certain image macros at its enemies as a form of attack[1] and regurgitate them as a food source. It can also establish a connection to Reddit.com anywhere in the universe: this connection is visualized through the Reddit Alien's eyes, which are replaced with views of the website when connected. The Reddit Alien can then serve as a conduit and provide assistance to anyone wanting to use the website.[10]
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 BZPB #17199 (Dec 10, 2014)
- ↑ BZPB #17216 (Dec 18, 2014)
- ↑ BZPB #17240 (Dec 31, 2014)
- ↑ BZPB #17246 (Jan 02, 2015)
- ↑ BZPB #17283 (Jan 14, 2015)
- ↑ BZPB #17289 (Jan 15, 2015)
- ↑ BZPB #17373 (Feb 01, 2015)
- ↑ BZPB #17391 (Feb 04, 2015)
- ↑ BZPB #17477 (Mar 03, 2015)
- ↑ 10.0 10.1 10.2 10.3 The Mazkertis Paradox | Chapter 7: Zugunruhe
