President of Space India
| President of Space India | |
|---|---|
| Formal Name |
Unknown
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| Species |
Human
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| Gender |
Male
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| Factions |
Government of Space India
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| Status |
Alive
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| Home Reality | |
- "fuk u u fatass ugle sonofabitch ur face is so defaormed nd ur color make me blind."
- ―The President of Space India to the Stardust Crusaders[1]
The President of Space India was the elected head of state of Space India.
Description[edit | edit source]
The President of Space India, whose name was not made public to outside groups, seemed to be a relatively fearless individual who was prone to fits of swearing if he did not get his own way. He was somewhat short, around 5'5" or 165cm tall, with brown skin and short black hair that drooped down but was not short enough to be a buzz cut.[1]
History[edit | edit source]
The President of Space India had previously met with the Cooperative to request that Space India be incorporated into their alliance. He presented a list titled "Top 20 reasons why Space India should join" to the gathered delegates, but his request was not immediately fulfilled: instead, the decision was postponed and another meeting was scheduled for a later date (Day 4 of The Mazkertis Paradox arc). On Day 4, Lord Zrintch flew to Dekan to hire the We'd Warriors to guard the Cooperative meeting venue in which the President of Space India would once again apply for membership that day, because it was an "important target".[1]
The President of Space India came to the meeting alone, even without guards, because he had no fear of the bizarre species that comprised the bulk of the Cooperative. He stepped onto a platform that elevated him into the chamber and announced to the Cooperative that, because he had previously told them the "Top 20 reasons why Space India should join", he would now tell them the "Top 10 reasons why Space India should not join". The gathered delegates were shocked and confused by the President of Space India's proposal, but before he could continue, five Stardust Crusaders appeared in the room and inadvertently knocked him over. When the enraged President of Space India swore at one of the Stardust Crusaders, it silenced him with a "Ray of Silence" that also suspended him in place so that they could deliver their announcement uninterrupted. The Stardust Crusaders announced that they had come to form an alliance with the Cooperative and teleported Lord Zrintch onto the central platform next to the President of Space India in order to negotiate. After Zrintch informed the Crusaders that the Cooperative would work with them and used the platform to descend to the chamber floor, beckoning the Crusaders to follow him, the President of Space India was left stuck at the top of the chamber because the Ray of Silence around him was still in effect.[1]
On Day 56, the President of Space India attended the 3784th Assembly of the Reverie to request that Space India join the Galactic Government (as he had apparently failed to persuade the Cooperative). However, his request was once again overshadowed by something more important: SM Akoran Zicks's announcement that he intended to disband the Galactic Government. As the Reverie exploded into uproar, the President of Space India began listing off reasons why the Reverie were "asshols" and should "shutthefuq up". After another delegate told him that he was "salty" because the Cooperative had rejected his request to join, the Space Indian President responded by taking manual control of his flying podium and crashing it into the offending delegate's.[2]
