MacDaniel
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Specialty |
Hamburgers |
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Locations |
Malchior IV |
MacDaniel (Often incorrectly referred to as MacDaniel's) is a fast food restaurant chain specializing in American food, with a particular focus on hamburgers (to the extent that the only other items they offer are hot dogs and various drinks). MacDaniel restaurants can be commonly found throughout the inhabited, peaceful areas of the universe such as Malchior IV, and are very common with Human customers. Their restaurants offer a choice between eating in or taking out.
MacDaniel also produces a line of vending machines which are commonly seen aboard ships. These contain pre-prepared food which is flash-heated before being dispensed.
Menu[edit | edit source]
Hamburger[edit | edit source]
The hamburger is one of the most esoteric items on MacDaniel's menu, as it is currently unknown what it actually is. It resembles a typical hamburger, and tastes like one too, but no official information has ever been released. The hamburger is sold as is, and asking for any alterations or substitutions causes the employee's memory to reset to before they took your order. Many conspiracy theorists believe that the hamburger is secretly Barry Manilow, but this is complete nonsense. In spite of this, however, protests are frequently organized outside MacDaniel restaurants, demanding the release of Barry Manilow. Occasionally, a few people get confused and start demanding the release of Rod Stewart instead. It gets pretty messy.
Drink[edit | edit source]
A mysterious drink is offered. What drink? Smell it. Hmm, smells nice. Finger in, lick it. Tastes nice. Lift the cup and drink a bit, oh this is good this is, dorink.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- A MacDaniel restaurant on Malchior IV served as a meeting place for Project D. Dreis Bright worked as a security guard here.
