Green Goblin
| Green Goblin | |
|---|---|
 "Mazzy and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time!" | |
| Formal Name |
Norman Osborn
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| Nicknames |
"Gobby"
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| Species |
Human
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| Gender |
Male
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| Weapons |
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| Vehicles | |
| Enemies | |
| Factions |
The Kindred of Dawn
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| Status |
Alive
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| Home Reality | |
The Green Goblin, real name Norman Osborn, was a maniacal member of the Kindred of Dawn.
History[edit | edit source]
Concert of Doom[edit | edit source]
In 150,084 CMT, the Green Goblin appeared at Kartouche's Moosical Extravaganza on Tybion. He watched as Space Ryan Gosling squared off against a Ta'har and decided to intervene by jumping between them, catching the Ta'har's fist and yelling "IMPRESSIVE!".[1] Unfortunately, the Green Goblin was immediately clonked by a falling banhammer and banned from appearing in BZPB again.[2] However, this was not to last. When Nosmilo arrived in the present and used a temporal displacement device to restore the planet of Tievie back to its original form, all of the former citizens of the planet were also restored, including the Green Goblin.[3][4] The Green Goblin announced his return to User Kon and User MK by sending them a voice message of himself screaming "OUT, AM I?!".[5] User Kon replied "It's you who's out, Gobby! Out of this RPG!",[6] while User MK dared the Goblin to "finish it".[7]
The Kindred of Dawn[edit | edit source]
Later, the Green Goblin sought out and met with Mazkertis, a powerful mage whose ambitious plan to rewrite the timeline of the universe in order to rid himself of his enemies in the present had caught the Goblin's interest. After Mazkertis had accepted the Goblin's request to join him, he had invited the Goblin to a meeting that he planned to hold between all of his other recruits on Kalta Thaea. On Day 11 of The Mazkertis Paradox arc, the Green Goblin travelled to the meeting aboard his Goblin Glider, touching down beside Mazkertis, Gabriel Ascheron, Raziel, Blue, Eclipse, and Genetoes before Osseron Tyrok, Mink, and the uninvited Donald J. Trump showed up. While the assorted villains waited for Moonman to arrive, the Green Goblin was mocked by Trump, who told him that "Meme World [was] down the universe, and to the right". The Goblin responded by calling Trump's jibes "pathetic".[8]
During the meeting, the Green Goblin pressured those who were undecided as to whether they would join Mazkertis, asking them if they were in or out of Mazkertis's plan. After Osseron Tyrok decided that he was firmly 'out' and left Kalta Thaea, the Green Goblin celebrated with his new partners in crime as the Kindred of Dawn was officially formed.[8] The Goblin was bickering with Genetoes when Lord Zrintch arrived towards the end of the meeting.[9]
The Eclipse Spiral[edit | edit source]
On Day 12, the Green Goblin, Blue, and Raziel were assigned to investigate the Eclipse Spiral space station, which the Republic of Luria's Galactic Reconnaissance Division had determined was emitting the same unknown energy signature as one of the main spaceships used by Mazkertis's enemies, the Claws of the Phoenix. Blue's unreliable teleportation abilities transported the three of them into a pool on the Eclipse Spiral's recreation deck, much to her distress, but the Goblin was unfazed due to his waterproof armor. The trio proceeded into an elevator that took them to the station's operations deck, an area filled with high-tech workstations. The Green Goblin wasted no time by hacking into a workstation, projecting a holographic diagram of the Eclipse Spiral in the center of the room that was annotated with all of the remaining life signs aboard the station: six, in the storage deck.[10]
It was then that the Eclipse Spiral's computer network detected the Green Goblin's intrusion and automatically locked all of the workstations, causing the same message to display on each of the screens: "We are on the storage deck. Free us." Blue was eager to investigate this mystery, so Raziel left with her to investigate the storage deck while the Green Goblin stayed behind to see if he could mine any more information from the station's network. As the Green Goblin broke through the lock on the workstation and dug deeper into the station's files, he discovered that the Eclipse Spiral was created with User technology, though he decided to keep this revelation to himself.[10]
Once the Green Goblin had finished his work aboard the operations deck, he went to the storage deck to regroup with Blue and Raziel, which he noticed had been immersed in an unnatural darkness that seemed to dampen sound as well as light. When he activated the night vision mode in his mask to navigate the area, he discovered that the source of the darkness was a Great Being named Ludwig von Todesfal, who proceeded to retract the muffling darkness into his staff in order to command Blue and Raziel to take him off the station. Having taken advantage of the dampened sound to sneak up on Ludwig, the Green Goblin used his enhanced strength to swing a large metal pipe into Ludwig's head, sending the Great Being sprawling across the floor. In the battle that followed, the Green Goblin used his enhanced reflexes to dodge the Great Being's attacks and used his enhanced strength to beat him down alongside his comrades, eventually forcing Ludwig to surrender. The Green Goblin was eager to end Ludwig's life, but Raziel prevented him from doing so by arguing that Mazkertis could have a use for him. The Green Goblin relented, so Blue teleported the four of them back to the Kindred's base on Kalta Thaea.[10]
Mission to Gasuhigann[edit | edit source]
Over a month after the Eclipse Spiral mission, the Green Goblin accompanied Mazkertis to the planet of Gasuhigann. However, someone alerted them that their enemies were pursuing them there: namely, Toa Bob, Malygos, and the Takemikazuchi Empire. With this knowledge, Gobby disguised himself as a distressed villager with a brown blanket and waited in the forest to ambush whoever found him first. This victim was Bob, who tried to reassure Gobby, only to be punched backwards into a tree. Gobby leaped towards the dazed Bob and attempted to turn him to his way of thinking by hypothesizing that the Gasuhigannis, and other ordinary beings, existed for the sole purpose to elevate people with powers, such as Bob, Mazkertis, and himself, to positions of power and influence. Gobby was awed by the idea of what they could create in a new timeline if they worked together, but was unable to share this awe with Bob, who rejected Gobby's offer and called him insane instead. Bob fought back against the Goblin by launching him into the air with a shockwave and driving him into the ground with his fists. However, before Bob could continue his onslaught, Gobby hurled pumpkin bombs at the Toa, forcing him to take cover. Gobby used this distraction to escape and fight another day.[11]
Abilities & Powers[edit | edit source]
Exposure to the "Goblin Formula" improved the condition of Osborn's body tenfold, but these benefits came at the cost of his sanity.
- Enhanced Strength: The Green Goblin was capable of lifting objects many times his own weight with ease, and could throw punches and kicks capable of sending Toa - heavy, mostly-metallic beings - flying through the air.
- Enhanced Reflexes: The Green Goblin's agility and reflexes were greatly enhanced by the Goblin Formula, enabling him to perform acrobatic attacks and move significantly faster than a normal man of his age.
- Enhanced Stamina: Though he still required sleep, Green Goblin could perform many physical feats over long periods without tiring.
- Enhanced Durability: Even without his suit, the Green Goblin could withstand a greater amount of physical damage than most human beings.
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ BZPB #16639 (Aug 02, 2014)
- ↑ BZPB #16640 (Aug 02, 2014)
- ↑ BZPB #17443 (Feb 21, 2015)
- ↑ BZPB #17472 (Mar 01, 2015)
- ↑ BZPB #17477 (Mar 03, 2015)
- ↑ BZPB #17490 (Mar 05, 2015)
- ↑ BZPB #17491 (Mar 05, 2015)
- ↑ 8.0 8.1 The Mazkertis Paradox | Chapter 8: The Enemy of My Enemy...
- ↑ The Mazkertis Paradox | Chapter 9: ...Is Not My Friend.
- ↑ 10.0 10.1 10.2 The Mazkertis Paradox | Chapter 10: As Time Goes By/The Secret Within
- ↑ The Mazkertis Paradox | Chapter 14: Spark
