Tilius
| Tilius | |
|---|---|
| Aliases |
Dilius
|
| Species | |
| Gender |
Male
|
| Homeworld | |
| Weapons |
A gun
|
| Enemies | |
| Status |
Deceased
|
| Home Reality | |
Tilius, also known as Dilius, was a citizen of BZPower.
History[edit | edit source]
In 150,081 CMT, while the Users were planning their attack on the BZPower Staff HQ, User MK volunteered to pose as a Forum Assistant so that he could infiltrate the BZP Staff HQ and kick Dilius.[2]
In 150,082 CMT, while User MK was riding in the Architect's helicopter towards the BZPower Staff HQ, he ate the Architect's cricket bat and spat it out in the direction of the building, aiming to hit Dilius with it. The cricket bat hit its mark and knocked Dilius to the ground.[3] After User MK bailed out of the helicopter and proceeded inside the building, he lamented that the term "god-tier" was commonly misused because many seemed to be unaware that it referred to the Christian God. When Dilius overheard User MK, he gloated that no-one would know its meaning and ordered MK to "accept the gay agenda" while shooting at him. This vastly confused User MK, who asked Dilius what relevance the battle had to gay people, to which Dilius simply replied "IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT!". In response, User MK sliced Dilius's gun and kicked him out of the building, causing him to land near a church.[4]
Dilius and User MK bumped into each other again later in the battle. Once Dilius had received confirmation that User MK wanted to convert him to Christianity, he embarked on a rant about how User MK's non-existent child was a "plastic-worshipping scumbag", and rejected User MK's offer to convert him because he already followed a religion: Tilius-ism. Dilius and User MK charged at each other,[1] but they were interrupted by the sudden appearance of User Kon,[5] who ~Infinity~ immediately fired a flamethrower at.[6] Though User MK pushed Dilius into the path of the flames,[7] User Kon extinguished them to save himself by blowing up ~Infinity~ with a rocket launcher.[8] Dilius threw a sandvich at User Kon while he was distracted,[9] but he failed to notice that ~Infinity~ was still alive, screaming, and most importantly, on fire. The still-burning ~Infinity~ crashed into Dilius,[10] causing him to asplode.[11]
Upon hearing the news that Tilius had died, Lord Koji celebrated in the streets because Tilius had been the strongest critic of his fan theory that the universes of Power Rangers and Doctor Who were somehow connected.[12]
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Tilius was based on a real BZPower member of the same name. His profile can be viewed with a logged-in BZPower account here.
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 BZPB #7508 (Feb 22, 2012)
- ↑ BZPB #6772 (Dec 24, 2011)
- ↑ BZPB #7321 (Feb 04, 2012)
- ↑ BZPB #7346 (Feb 05, 2012)
- ↑ BZPB #7511 (Feb 22, 2012)
- ↑ BZPB #7513 (Feb 22, 2012)
- ↑ BZPB #7515 (Feb 22, 2012)
- ↑ BZPB #7531 (Feb 23, 2012)
- ↑ BZPB #7536 (Feb 24, 2012)
- ↑ BZPB #7543 (Feb 24, 2012)
- ↑ BZPB #7551 (Feb 24, 2012)
- ↑ BZPB #7592 (Feb 28, 2012)
