Supermax 282 (OU)

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Supermax 282 is a space prison somewhere in the Original Universe, and part of the Supermax line of prisons. Unlike Supermax 429, its existence is public knowledge, and it holds criminals who alone do not pose a significant threat to the rest of the universe.

For whatever reason, Supermax 282 contains a high concentration of ambient HahaJ'UsT-Seying energy, which would explain why so many of its inhabitants are joke characters.

Something unique about this prison is that some of the actual cells inside are made of stone instead of metal, and resemble tiny dungeons. This design change was requested by the previous warden, Lemongrab, as a condition for taking the job. (However, the cell doors on Cell Block D are still made of adamantium.) The interior of the prison is regularly patrolled by armed guards, who are authorized by the warden to extend the prison sentences of any intruders and wannabe escapees that they find. Funnily enough, some of the guards hired by the warden were, and are legally still, judges so they can do this. Also within the central compound of the prison is a Supreme Court run by a judge.

History[edit | edit source]

Seran Dol-Abi, Mortimer Moloch, Doug Walker, Amasiv Bedge, Linkara and Paul Latza were all apprehended by Toa Komerak of the Platinum Lantern Corp and delivered to this prison. It only took them the better half of a day to come up with an elaborate escape plan and break out of the prison. This breakout was highly publicized, and was one of the reasons Akoran Zicks started to lose faith in the Galactic Government.

Immediately after the collapse of the GG, the President of Earth asked Captain Eurobeat, Strika, Niflheim and Leviathan to go to Supermax 282 and break out some prisoners that would help them find and kill Mazkertis. The group ended up killing the warden, Lemongrab, and freeing every prisoner on Cell Block D, inadvertently allowing them back into the universe. Agent 47, Seeldier, Chad, and The Joker were among the prisoners that escaped, though only the former two ended up joining Captain Eurobeat's alliance.

Inhabitants[edit | edit source]

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Prisoners[edit | edit source]

Name Prisoner Number Species Citizenship Reason for Arrest Status
Alexander Combes Unknown Human Earth Leaving Earth without a visa Escaped
"Agent 47" 299 Human (clone) Earth Murder Escaped
Amasiv Bedge Unknown Human The Stouttish Islands Unknown Escaped
Boris Johnson Unknown Human Earth Unknown Escaped
Chad Unknown Human Unknown Unknown Escaped
Doug Walker Unknown Human Earth Fraud and misappropriation of government property Escaped
Harold Unknown Human Earth Performing illegal experiments on interdimensional aliens Escaped
JC Denton Unknown Human (clone) Unknown Unknown Escaped
"The Joker" 384 Human Unknown Unknown Escaped
Koranis Unknown Spherus Magnan ("Glatorian") Unknown Devastating a village on a GG-protected planet Escaped
Leonid Pavel Unknown Human Earth Unknown Escaped
Louis Lovhaug ("Linkara") Unknown Human Earth Misappropriation of government property Escaped
Mikhail "Heavy Weapons Guy" Unknown Human Earth Fraud, more specifically conning several e-celebs out of their money Escaped
Mortimer Moloch Unknown Human Unknown Faking his identity in order to obtain classified information Escaped
Noah Antwiler ("Spoony") 246501 Human Earth Supplying drugs to Merasmus Escaped
Paul Latza Unknown Human Earth Breaking into the home of a celebrity Escaped
Seeldier 533 Human (clone) Earth Unknown Escaped
Seran Dol-Abi Unknown Human Tatooine Attempting to escape from a Platinum Lantern with two wanted criminals Escaped
Spanha Unknown Quasimorph Splapp Unknown Escaped

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • "282" is a special number in that it was automatically generated for one of Kon's old school accounts, along with a three-letter word: Yon.