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GregF
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Formal Name
Greg Farshtey
Species
User/Human/???
Gender
Male
Allies
Status
Alive
 Home Reality 
"Where the heck did GregF come from?"
Blackout[1]

GregF (Greg Farshtey) is an extraordinarily powerful being who has been referred to as both a User and a human, though he has exhibited talents greater than the average specimen of either species. On BZPower, he is credited with the creation of the much of the BIONICLE mythos, which served as a main source of inspiration for the BZPB Multiverse, and is thus revered by both Users and BZPower Staff alike.

History

GregF's first appearance in the BZPB Multiverse came when he was hit by a stray anvil launched by the Matoran in a Black Suit, prompting Blackout to comment "Where the heck did GregF come from?". GregF threw the Matoran in a Black Suit into a wall in response, but Muta retrieved the dazed Matoran and hurled him back at GregF. The Matoran in a Black Suit then grabbed GregF and used the writer as a human club to beat Muta with.[1]

In 150,081 CMT, GregF interrupted User MK in the User HQ just as MK was about to deliver a disciplinary speech to Namine, commenting "No. Just no". User MK tried to explain to GregF that such a speech would be acceptable because it was BZPB, to which GregF replied "That excuse will only get you so far". GregF then asked to be excused because he had to "stop raging fans and answer endless questions" and left via a Corridor of Darkness.[2]

In 150,082 CMT, GregF kicked the fourth wall outside Socah's house and ran away.[3]

In the Battle of the BZP Staff HQ, GregF materialized inside an elevator shaft in the Staff HQ just as Black Six was about to use his banhammer on User Kon.[4] Black Six greeted GregF and asked him if he required his help,[5] but the Architect teleported into the elevator before GregF could respond. The weight added by the Architect broke the elevator's maximum limit and caused its suspension cable to snap,[6] forcing GregF to teleport away to save himself rather than remain in the plummeting elevator.[7] Meanwhile, Toa Zsaz claimed that GregF hated BZPower, but User MK shut him up by informing him that GregF had graced them with his presence mere moments ago.[8]

In 150,084 CMT, GregF teleported into the back of Goldenn Flame's car on Malchior IV and eavesdropped on a conversation between Goldenn Flame, TTT, and Kranxx about the notion of the Users moving BZPB's joke characters into their own universe. GregF revealed his presence to the others by loudly slurping on a McYonalds Teruberry Shake and confirming that the Users had indeed had such a conversation.[9] GregF wished them luck with their plan to form a revolution against the Users and teleported away, but carelessly left his Teruberry Shake behind to splatter over the seat he had been sitting on.[10]

Some time later, GregF appeared at Goldenn Flame's funeral on Meme World and pulled a mechanical device out of the corpse's back, revealing that Goldenn had been a clone of the original Golden Flame all along. GregF went on to explain that, earlier in the year, he had heard rumors that someone had been masquerading as a powerless Golden Flame on Malchior IV, which had prompted him to to travel to BZPower and learn the truth behind the situation. However, GregF revealed that he did not have time to explain why the clone had been created and teleported away, but not before promising the crowd in attendance that he would reveal the truth the following year.[11]

In a dubiously canon event, GregF dressed up as a Christmas elf for a giant Christmas party thrown by the Users. GregF congratulated the Users on continuing his legacy and creating fantastic worlds of their own.[12]

On Day 76 of The Mazkertis Paradox arc, Santa Claus took GregF and FAAAK-Cupcake as passengers aboard his sleigh as he delivered Christmas presents across the universe.[13]

Trivia

  • As is custom with real-world BZPower members included in BZPB, GregF is always referred to in-universe by his BZPower screenname instead of his real name.
  • It was once thought that it was a BZPB tradition to include GregF in a Stan Lee-like cameo in BZPB once a year, but it is unknown if this happened for 2008, 2009, and 2010, and it did not happen in 2013.
  • An old edit on GregF's BZPB Wiki page states that he is "good friends with Iron Man and helps him in combat very rarely", but it is unknown when or if this happened.[1]

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 GregF (revision on 10:37, Jan 30, 2012): "GregF is an incredibly powerful being, said to be of the same species as The Users. He helped create the BIONICLE universe, which later became fused with the BZPB Multiverse. He is known to be good friends with Iron Man, and helps him in combat very rarely. In fact, he has only appeared three times, one for every year BZPB has been running. [...] In his first appearance, he was hit by an anvil fired by the Matoran in a Black Suit. He threw the MiaBS into a wall, but Muta threw the MiaBS into him. He was then used as a club to bash Muta. [...] Later, he interrupted a speech by MakutaKlak. [...] In his third appearance, he kicked Socah's wall and ran off. [...] Quotes: "Where the heck did GregF come from?" - Blackout, the first time he appeared."
  2. BZPB #1754 (Feb 01, 2011)
  3. BZPB #7010 (Jan 10, 2012)
  4. BZPB #7366 (Feb 07, 2012)
  5. BZPB #7367 (Feb 07, 2012)
  6. BZPB #7388 (Feb 09, 2012)
  7. BZPB #7389 (Feb 09, 2012)
  8. BZPB #7377 (Feb 08, 2012)
  9. BZPB #16436 (Jun 03, 2014)
  10. BZPB #16444 (Jun 08, 2014)
  11. BZPB #17270 (Jan 09, 2015)
  12. The Mazkertis Paradox | Chapter XX: Holidays
  13. The Mazkertis Paradox | Chapter 15: Beyond Time: The Search Begins

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