Farmer Too was a farmer on Sojourn V.
Farmer Too was a portly human man with cartoonishly pastel yellow-colored skin.
In 150,084 CMT (Day 76 of The Mazkertis Paradox arc), Farmer Too and his fellow farmer Chuck were relaxing on the porch of Sneed's Feed & Seed when Xavier arrived with the Dong Squad and the League of Super Critics. While Farmer Too sneered at the strange assortment of characters, Chuck sarcastically called the newcomers "city slickers rolling up in their fancy German cars". When Doug Walker pointed out the obvious in that the Critics were not even driving, Farmer Too shot back by saying "Well, pardon us, Mr. Oliver Peoples glasses!", also calling him fancy by making reference to the fact that his glasses looked like they had come from luxury brand Oliver Peoples. Walker protested by saying that he had received his glasses after saving a planet, with Linkara also calling the farmers "jerks", but Farmer Too ignored them both.
- Farmer Too was based on a minor character who was credited as "Farmer #1" in The Simpsons episode 'E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)'.
- Farmer Too was named and written by User:Klak in a segment that was edited and incorporated into Chapter 18: Critically Planned by User:Kon.