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The Wiki Era Begins[edit]

April 2010[edit]

14:52, April 25, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 14:52, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
*Darkmount continues flying through an asteroid belt, towards Aqua Magna*
17:41, April 25, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 17:41, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: I think I'll just Repost my actions

*MakutaKlak looks to the floor*

MK: All for the good of them, he says. I hope we're right, because I doubt there's a good enough failsafe for that. *walks away*

---

*Nadle continues to shiver, and looks feverishly to Zev an Ynot*

N: "We must go, time is of the essence."

*D-Klak and Treveya look worringly at him*

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*Meanwhile, in the normal BZPverse, Klak looks to the ground*

Me: *thinks* I could summon a large blast of light, but that could endager the Norman's life....unless..

*suddenly uses gravity powers to lift the Norman off of her chair, then launches it at Caiaphus's eye*

*summons an enormous ray of light, burning his restrainments and hurting Caiaphus*

*Caiaphus screams in pain*

*I walk to his systems and get a blade of light*

Me: From the shadows you came, and to the pit you will fall!

---

*Keichi starts shooting at the Akzer apparition coming at him*

OOS: Three versions of me in one post ftw!

19:47, April 25, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 19:47, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
*a figure appears inside Caiaphus, just in front of Klak*

???: No.

*the figure lunges at Klak*

(Unknown Time), April 25, 2010 ("Zev's Late Return")[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - April 25, 2010 (UTC)
[Grins, pointing up]

[A spaceship is descending, a door open on the side]

[Vi leans out of the doorway]

Vi: Hop in! Zev sent me a telepathic message -- We don't have long!!

[Shapeshifts once more]

[My new form is still a human, but with straight, jawlength gray hair and amber eyes. He wears a dark red leather jacket over a black shirt, worn blue jeans, dark red combat boots, black gloves with decals on the backs depicting flaming skulls wearing sunglasses, and a belt with a huge buckle depicting the same decal as the gloves]

Zev: [Quickly lights a cigarette] Let's get going. I have to protect my subordinate!!

[Launches self upward with a burst of crimson flames to grab a rope dropped from the ship; Namah latches on with her Ether Tendrils, while Mistgun hovers upward on a platform of mist]

20:01, April 25, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 20:01, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Filling in for KoN, because this is an important plot twist and it can't wait.

*Yon reaches Bota Magna, completely unaware of what is happening, and unleashes the power provided to him by me*

*a wave of energy spreads out through the BZPBverse, restoring Earth and Bara Magna*

21:38, April 26, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 21:38, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: We are so going to have to find a better way to post here

This is cluttered and unorginized....

IS:

*Ynot Boost jumps into the ship*

Ynot: And so the game begins again....

05:47, April 27, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 05:47, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: I was originally considering something similar to the BZPRPG, but given everything that happens here, making a new page each time a new location pops up would be a huge pain in the butt.
  • Darkmount approaches Earth*
00:49, April 28, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 00:49, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: I agree with Ynot.

[Klak turns around, and blocks the figure's attack]

Me: No! Can't you see what you're doing! *uses Crast to repel it into a wall* This is for the good of the universe!

---

[D-Klak jumps onto the ship, while Nadle grabs onto the rope feverishly. Treveya floats to it on a mist of shadows]

05:50, April 28, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 05:50, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
*the figure gets up*

???: No. Caiaphus has a part to play.

*the figure charges at Klak*

???: You, on the other hand, are expendable.

17:09, April 28, 2010[edit]
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Legoguy2805 - 17:09, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
*Yon sits on the link to Games & Trivia*

Yon: Take me to this... KoN.

17:11, April 28, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 17:11, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Duuude. I already gave Yon some of my power, erased his memories, fixed his ship and sent him to Bota Magna, where he used the power to recreate Earth and Bara Magna.
19:45, April 29, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 19:45, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
[I repel the figure into the wall once again]

Me: Anyone's expendable in the conquest of chaos. Who are you anyways?

[summons a blade of light]

[Caiaphus begins to cackle while clutching at his slightly damaged face]

[a shadow hand forms, clutching around the Norman]

17:18, April 30, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 17:18, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
*the shadow cloak around ??? disappears, revealing an alternate-universe Klak*

A-Klak: Yep.

*repels Klak into a wall*

May 2010[edit]

11:16, May 1, 2010[edit]
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Legoguy2805 - 11:16, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Whoops.

*A heavy object crashes into Darkmount*

(Unknown Time, May 2010)[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - Unknown Date
[Klak recovers, and widens his eyes]

Me: It can't be! No wonder you know so much about my belief....

[stands in front of A-Klak]

Me: I don't think I'll kill you. I have never seen an alternate version of myself.

[Caiaphus cackles]

C: "Finally, one that realizes the truth. Now, what makes this Alternate Klak believe he knows destiny?"

---

[D-Klak begins to feel something in his heart]

D-Klak: "Not only is the Klak from your universe here, but so is another one. One that I've met before. The Shattered Mirror Klak is dead. All that is left of him are shards of lifeless antidermis crystals. Let's hurry it up Zev, I want to see this fight."

---

[SM Nadle sits with Rahn]

SMN: "If my Klak's antidermis is merged with your Klak's, perhaps my leader will rise once again."

Rahn: "That's part of the bargain I guess. Just as long as you do what Caiaphus says in the next few hours. We'll see about your leader." [gets up, and walks away]

05:46, May 4, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 05:46, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
*the heavy object bounces off Darkmount's shields*

Meanwhile.....

A-Klak: I am not from another universe. I am from a future where the Makuta species rules over all of creation, and something has been destroying that future and replacing it with another one. We found the divergence point: here. In the incorrect timestream, I failed to see the light and destroyed Caiaphus. In mine, I instead helped him.

22:15, May 5, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 22:15, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
Me: You lie....YOU LIE!!!

*throws a mild blast of sonics at Alternate Klak, smashing him into the wall*

*The Norman gets up*

N: "He's trying to misguide you from your normal destiny...but that being sounds just like you."

Caiaphus: "He is the future Klak. Coming to warn his older self from commiting a mistake."

Me: All of you! SHUT UP!

*blasts Caiaphus's systems with light, hurting him*

Me: I will destroy Caiaphus. And Blackout. And I will fight the Brotherhood until not even a memory of them is left! Now you! *turns to Alternate Klak* Tell me more about this future! What happens to all of my friends? What will happen if I destroy Caiaphus?

15:06, May 6, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 15:06, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
*F-Klak gets up*

F-Klak: If you see the light, your friends will do so too and survive. If you destroy Caiaphus, they will all die, as well as many others. What is more important to you? Your misguided crusade against the Brotherhood or the lives of millions of people, including your friends?

OOS: You know, I've just noticed that Blackout probably has no idea that Klak exists. How about that changes?

19:15, May 6, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 19:15, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
*Ynot sits, watching the Klaks interact*

Ynot: Zev, while they are quarreling, Blackout is progressing the plot his plan, and I'm getting tired of waiting. So I'm going on ahead, follow me if you want.

* Exits the ship and boost jumps into the sky, heading toward Blackout*

---

*The Anima realize that Ynot's been gone a while, after completing the Planet's Ecosystem and Terrain*

Xeno: 'ere chou teenk he ees? He left oos dees planeet to keep us deestracud. No doubt, 'e knew 'e'd be gone a wheel.

Sasuken: True, but that doesn't put me at easy, he's never gone this long with out telling us...

Shaern: Well, let's find him...

Sasuken: Alright, but some of us need to fall back, keep this place safe and all...

Xeno: Aye always be backoop. Aye be goeeng dees teem.

Shaern: Sitting ere will drive me nuts, I'm going

Kurenitsu: I'll hang back, Illusions aren't going to be much use in a search for Ynot...

Trixitin: Asumaru and I will hang back, too.

Blade: I'll go, The twins will stay here.

Cicero: I'll stay too, one weapons specialist should be enough. Besides, Keeping this place intact oughta be fun...

Hokagetsu: I'll go, Where ever ynot goes, trouble follows...

Vultran: Scientists are needed on the homefront, not the battlefield...

Sreda: *Sigh* Guess I'll go, even if it is bothersome...

Sonia: I'm sure I can find a way to be useful out there, I'm going

Sasuken: Alright, Blade, Xeno, Shaern, Sonia, and Hokagetsu, load up into the Wigwam. We're going to see what Ynot's upto...

20:05, May 6, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 20:05, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Hmm. I never thought of that...

Me: [stares at the ground, then at the Norman] See the light....How can we possibly know much about light...when we're shadow...*eyes begin to glow red* Forgive me Shepherd. *kneels to the ground* Caiaphus, what is thy bidding....my master....

[Caiaphus laughs]

C: "How long since I have heard those fateful words..."

[The Norman is encased in a crystalline substance by a Toa of Iron and Shadow apprentice, and goes into stasis]

---

[Nadle silently follows after Ynot]

[Treveya and D-Klak stay back]

DK: "This Caiaphus fellow looks very powerful. I don't think you'll be able to take him completely Treveya. He's your old master, so he knows your weaknesses."

Treveya: "No! I can take him! And all of the Apprentices!"

15:36, May 7, 2010[edit]
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Legoguy2805 - 15:36, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Using code boxes really jams up my computer, so from now on I'm going to be using asterixes.

Kakamu: *groans and brushes debris off himself*

"Ow... How did I get here?"

*He is still in his Turaga form, but apppears to have gathered power*

15:51, May 7, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 15:51, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: *Flies through space, approaching Darkmount*

"I'm coming for you Blackout, and this time, no one is going to stop me..."

19:49, May 7, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 19:49, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
*on board Darkmount*

*Blackout is watching Ynot approach Darkmount and Klak turn to the dark side on computer screens*

Blackout: How interesting. But they are merely pawns in my ultimate plan. Has the enemy ship arrived yet?

Krika: Affirmative, master.

Blackout: Very well. Prepare the canisters. Launch them at the ships!

*Antroz appears on a screen*

Antroz: So? Are you ready to surrender to me?

Blackout: Not quite.

*the canisters which were previously launched from Darkmount embed themselves in Antroz's ship's hull, and open, unleashing tiny microscopic organisms everywhere*

*some Rahkshi run up to investigate, but fall over, their Kraata eaten by the organisms*

*the organisms spread throughout the ship, consuming all forms of antidermis and multiplying*

(Unknown Time), (May 7-8), 2010[edit]
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Ynot:*Arrives at Darkmount, goes intangible, phasing through the shields, and into the ship*

"Come out, come out, where ever you are, Blackout..."

07:31, May 8, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 07:31, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
*Ynot is suddenly shocked with a bolt of lightning*

*Blackout appears, flanked by two Rahkshi Kaita Vo (Check BS01 if it doesn't ring any bells)*

Blackout: How good of you to come, Ynot. Unfortunately for you, you've arrived at the endgame. Join me and help save this universe from its inevitable fall, or die.

16:12, May 8, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 16:12, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: "I always arrive at the endgame. It's what I do BEST"

*Blasts each of the Vo with Chemeleon, which is redirected at Ynot through their abilities, cloaking himself*

"Let's see you hit me NOW!"

*Blasts Blackout with a strip of Chain Lightning, which hits the Vo, which in turn sen it back to Blackout, frying him twice over*

18:08, May 8, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 18:08, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
*the Vo die*

Blackout: *staggers in pain* I don't need to. *laughs as the chain lightning blasts back at Ynot* Chain lightning is incredibly unpredictable when used in such close proximity against only a few people. Oh, and, why exactly did you teleport into the exhaust chamber?

*Blackout teleports away just as Ynot realizes that there isn't a wall behind him and that the only thing between him and outer space is a thin force field*

*red lights start flashing*

Computer: Sublight engines firing.

*the sublight engines fire, unleashing a torrent of energy that speeds towards Ynot*

19:23, May 8, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 19:23, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: "Oh Karzahni, not again..."

*Ynot goes intangible, phasing through the chambers floor, back into space, flies forward and back into Darkmount's Mess hall*

"That's one cataclysm avoided...hmm, this might be fun..."

19:28, May 8, 2010 ("And it continues")[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 19:28, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
[Rahn teleports to the main room, along with SM Nadle and the original Klak]

Rahn: "Caiaphus sends his best regards. He sadly can't be here, he's got something else to do."

Me: Blackout, I only did this for my friends. Any moment now, if things go south, I'll kill us all.

SM Nadle: "I stand next to you, great Klak!"

Me: Be quiet. I almost killed my universe's version of you, and I'd love to do the same here.

---

[Caiaphus is done repairing himself, and speaks to Future Klak]

C: "I applaud. You helped me dear boy. Now run along to your time."

[he begins to fly away, leaving the Angeloids behind]

---

F-Klak: My mission is over.

  • F-Klak vanishes*
09:10, May 9, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 09:10, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
Blackout: *looks at the new arrivals* Who the hell are you people?

OOS: It's somewhat nice when the word filter isn't getting in the way.

12:16, May 9, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 12:16, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: *walks out of the kitchen, using camouflage, so he isn't seen*

"Well, that taken care of...what should I do next..."

"Frig...If I just go try and kill Blackout, I'll be at a disadvantage....Wish my team were here..."

Ynot: *Ynot long range communicates with Zev, asking how far out he is*

17:10, May 9, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 17:10, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
*the corridor leading up to the kitchen is suddenly sealed, as Barricade watches the events on a security camera*

*he briefly wonders why a ship staffed mostly by Rahkshi and assorted robots would need a kitchen, and seals all the ventilation shafts in the corridor*

Barricade: Activate the protocol.

*what appears to be a gas tank opens*

*trillions of antidermis-eating microorganisms fly out*

17:29, May 9, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 17:29, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Happy Mother's day to all you crazy sons of mothers!

Rahn: "Name's Rahn, I work with Caiaphus."

SM Nadle: "I am Nadle, of this universe. I have sworn allegiance to the shadows."

Me: You probably don't remember me, Blackout. I'm Klak. So what's next?

---

[the original Nadle sneaks onto the Darkmount]

Nadle: "Teleportation can really do a number on the body you're possessing."

[starts walking down the hallway, unaware of what may come up next]

18:36, May 9, 2010 ("Infiltration")[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 18:36, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: This is getting rediculas...

*Phases out of the hall, and flies upto the central hub, filled with Rahkshi*

Ynot: Oh Karzahni...

*uses Gravity control to flatten several of them*

18:54, May 9, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 18:54, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
Blackout: Ah. If you wouldn't mind, I have a bit of a problem. It's a rogue Makuta named Ynot, and he's onboard this ship. Find him, defeat him, and bring him to me. That is, if you don't mind.

*meanwhile*

*Nadle walks into a hidden teleport*

*she is teleported into a virtual reality room, where she loses consciousness and her mind is transferred into, surprise surprise, a virtual reality*

20:33, May 9, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 20:33, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: *Continues fighting the various Rahkshi in the hub, each diminishing Blackout's (And/or whoever else's) Antedermis with each one*

"Come on, I know you're out there, Come and get me! I know you can feel your sons dying, one by one!"

Ynot: *Rips out a Kraata and fries it with Chain Lightnig, hitting several others around him as well*

00:48, May 10, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 00:48, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
[Nadle wakes up, noticing the reality]

N: "What the....where am I?"

[he continues walking]

N: "Silly little Blackout. Illusions...what an old trick..."

---

[Rahn and SM Nadle nod, and walk to the door]

[Klak stares at the ground]

Me: Kill one, save a thousand. [teleports to Ynot's location using Akzer's orb] Blackout is a little busy right now. He sends his regards, would you like to make a message?[blasts him to the wall with sonics]

[Rahn walks down the hallway, a rifle in hand]

[suddenly, D-Klak walks through a portal, Treveya at his side]

T: "Rahn!"

D-Klak: "A friend of yours?"

Rahn: "Intruders are never friends." [starts firing the shadows at them]

---

[Caiaphus is in a remote corner of the SM universe, and holds the Keruvim in hand]

C: "Things are falling into place.." [he drops the artifact into the planet below, and seconds later, it explodes, everything on it dying]

10:07, May 10, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 10:07, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: *Gets back up*

"Okay, now the fun begins...."

*Rips the rifle out of Rahn's Hands with Iron control*

"Klak I'll give you one chance to reconsider, after that, you will regret it if you don't"

*Bashes the rifle upside Rahn's head*

"You, on the other hand, I don't know, and as such am going to beat to a pulp anyway."

21:11, May 10, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 21:11, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
Me: Reconsider...I reconsidered when I went to the light. But, I realize I might endanger others by turning to it. I know I'm being decieved...but I can't take that risk. I'm sorry Ynot.

[Rahn gets up, and blasts into Ynot's side with shadow]

Rahn: "Large talk for such a weak target."

[D-Klak stands in front of Original Klak]

D-Klak: "Listen. I'm an alternate version of you. I know this is a freaky feeling you're getting, but you'll get over it. You're making a big mistake, that future version of you is a liar. Get to the light. Don't go back to the darkness, or millions of lives could be-"

[I charge at him]

Me: I've heard this talk before. Let's duel, see which universe is better, eh? [the swords of the opposites clash]

21:20, May 10, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 21:20, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: *Gets back up, sword drawn. He shifts to the Chain Blades, wrapping Rahn in them, zapping him with electricity, momentarily shutting down his motor systems*

"Before I continue, I will have you know that the last time me and Blackout fought, truly FOUGHT, he had to lock me into chronospace. Blackout, the guy you're working for, couldn't kill me. Think about that."

Ynot: *Spins Rahn into the wall, hitting his head, hard*

05:55, May 11, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 05:55, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
*Blackout appears*

Blackout: Then perhaps this time we will truly end this.

*Blackout rapid-fires pulses of Nox Energy at Ynot*

10:05, May 11, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 10:05, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: *Sides steps the Blast, hitting Klak square on*

"Looks like you're sticking to the same old tactics, but I have a new one for you"

Ynot: *Ynot's aura flares up around as he releases it, glowing a radiant white*

"AURA FLARE!"

Ynot: *His aura flares around him, blasting out and around him, punching the rooms occupants through walls, and killing the remaining Rahkshi*

"Didn't see that coming, did you?"

15:19, May 11, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 15:19, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
*Blackout stubbornly stays in the same place*

Blackout: Sorry. I had mistakenly put up a Nox Shield around myself when you had done that.

*Nox Shield disappears*

Blackout: Now, goodbye.

*Ynot feels a sharp pain as a dagger made of Nox Energy creates a hole in Ynot's armour*

*more daggers fly at him*

17:35, May 11, 2010 ("The Battle Begins")[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 17:35, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: *Shields himself with an Iron wall, pulling out the Nox Dagger and sealing the wound*

"Good, just as ruthless as I remember. I knew you wouldn't go soft on me!"

Ynot: *Tosses the Nox Dagger over his wall on a trajectory to hit Blackout, followed by Plasma blasts in the five most likely spots for him to dodge to*

18:44, May 11, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 18:44, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
*the Nox Dagger hits Blackout, and dissipates, not doing any damage*

Blackout: Here's a tip. Never toss a Nox Dagger at the only known living controller of Nox Energy in the universe.

*a beam of Nox Energy flies out of Blackout's eyes and scans Ynot, before disappearing*

Blackout: Nox Energy has many uses. One of these uses is to temporarily copy one of someone's powers, in this case, iron.

*Ynot is surrounded by a reinforced iron sphere with Nox Energy surrounding it*

*Nox Energy-laced lightning bolts are fired by the sphere at Ynot, hurting him and slowly weakening him*

*the sphere slowly shrinks*

Blackout: Do you see now, Ynot? You are nothing to me. Trapped and soon to be destroyed by your own element. You have one chance to survive: return to my side. In the unlikely event that you choose to continue with your foolish crusade, the sphere will crush you, and anything that remains of you will decorate my throne room. You have some time to choose.

19:57, May 11, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 19:57, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
D-Klak: [gets up and stabs Blackout from behind] "No!"

[Klak gets up, and holds a blade of shadow in one hand, and of light in another, staring at D-Klak]

Me: I have no concern for what you're doing. Now stay out of their fight, and face me!

[Rahn gets up]

Rahn: "He's a powerful being indeed. But if Blackout and I can't take him, Caiaphus will."

21:09, May 11, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 21:09, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
*Blackout feels a sharp twinge of pain as Ka-Oni-Santsu's Claymore form is thrust from his groin to his head, cleaving him in two*

Ynot: Blackout, will you never learn? Containing me isn't possible. Now I know that didn't kill you, neither of us keep our antedermis in our chest cavity, but keep in mind, your body is made of metal, and I could disperse the particles of your armor if I wanted.

*Shifts the Claymore back to the Scimitar, Hollow Ynot's eyes fading before he could really get a good grip*

Ynot: And then there is always THAT...

06:00, May 12, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 06:00, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
*Blackout's armour briefly turns into shadow energy*

*the two sides fuse together, recreating Blackout's armour, safely containing his antidermis*

Blackout: How about you learn for a change?

*a fist made of shadow energy appears and sends Ynot flying*

*a large sword of eclipse energy appears and cleaves him in two as well*

Blackout: I am not invincible.....but neither are you.

09:53, May 12, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 09:53, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot:*The two halves fuse back together*

"Glad SOMEBODY realizes that, at least ONE of us agrees with that statement!"

Ynot: *Levels the Scimitar*

"You know, I have been holding back. Specifically, I have been holding my other half back. now, If i let him go, this ship WILL be destroyed, or at least severely damaged. In addition, you will be in a catatonic state, or close to death. Think you want to meet him?"

*As Ynot is standing in front of Blackout, another sharp pain is felt in his left arm, Claymore sticking out of it*

11:52, May 12, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 11:52, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
*the Claymore suddenly evaporates*

Blackout: Would that be Hollow Ynot by any chance? I've met him. Oh, and yeah, I have another half too.

*Blackout starts glowing purple*

Blackout: You haven't met him.

*the grey in Blackout's colour scheme is replaced by white*

Overlord Blackout: You've met Blackout, now meet OVERLORD BLACKOUT!!!!!

*OB unleashes a gigantic blast of eclipse energy, blasting Ynot through Darkmount's hull and into space*

*he then follows, encased in a bubble of Nox Energy*

Overlord Blackout: And you're on MY turf now!!!!!

*OB notices an asteroid floating around, pulls it towards him with telekinesis, charges it with Nox Energy, and smashes it into Ynot, sending him flying at high speeds into Earth's atmosphere*

Overlord Blackout: Need I say more? *watches Ynot fall to his apparent doom* Now, let fire consume the Earth!

*Darkmount begins firing down at Earth, while Overlord Blackout, still encased in his Nox Bubble, launches himself down to Earth*

*he smashes into the same city as Ynot, destroying some of it*

17:26, May 12, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 17:26, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: *Gets out of the crater*

*Cough* Okay, that one hurt...

*Blackout is rocketed down next to Ynot, Hollow Ynot following him down, landing his foot in his gut upon landing*

HY: Hehehehehe....Overlord, nice to see you. Finally came out to play?

*Kicks Blackout over to Ynot*

Ynot: Okay, this is just funny...Who do you thinks going to last longer, me against Overlord, or you against Hollow?

*Aura Flares, tossing him away into HY, then rolls to his feet*

00:00, May 13, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 00:00, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
[Klak stabs D-Klak, and blasts him into one of the Darkmount's walls with sonics]

[Rahn gets in front of D-Klak, and stabs him in the gut]

Rahn: "Die, scum."

DK: "You never were the brightest of Caiaphus's apprentices, where you?" [suddenly, a blue spark of energy begins to form around D-Klak's hands] Force Lightning! [electricity begins to be released from his hands onto Rahn, sending him flying into a wall] [D-Klak suddenly moves his hands to the ground, and the Darkmount begins to tilt towards Earth]

Me: You're insane! You can't possibly make this ship crash, we'll die, or worse! [charges at D-Klak]

[DK breaks the mental link, and begins to fight with Klak, both countering each other's blade attacks perfectly]

D-Klak: "Ten'grashi? HA! I know of a civilization that knows how to break through that....in kindergarten. [swings his blade, smacking Klak in the face] Now, I'll give you a chance to go back. You're making a mistake. I work with the Great Beings, and none of them would believe this is your destiny.

---

[SM Nadle frees the original Nadle from the virtual reality prison]

SMN: "We must merge our antidermises for the cycle to be complete!"

Nadle: "You're beyond insane. That would kill us both, I'm old enough to know that, buddy."

[they charge at each other]

---

[Tulio appears in front of Caiaphus]

Tulio: "Caiaphus! By order of the Knights of the Great Beings, you are to leave the Shattered Mirror universe and its inhabitants alone, or you will face the consequences!"

C: "Fine. [picks up the Keruvim] This place will be in much turmoil anyways, since they will have to rise from the ashes of SM Ynot's government. I will leave, and let fate punish me for my deeds." [teleports to the Normalverse]

OOS: I think this should be called the Battle of the Halves/Alternates.

07:45, May 13, 2010[edit]
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OOS: I agree. Also, I think Blackout's contracted the Goku Complex.....

Blackout: DEATH!

Overlord Blackout: AND DESTRUCTION!

Both Blackouts: WILL RAIN UPON THIS EARTH!

*lots of shadow energy balls appear in the sky and fall on both Ynots*

Blackout: We have more combo attacks like that.

Overlord Blackout: DAF ENIL A NI _______ EHT OT HTAED!

Blackout: GNITSERETNI SI TNAIRAV UKIAH EHT TUB!

*the two Ynots are suddenly hit by a large Nox Energy-charged asteroid with "ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE TWO BLACKOUTS ACTUALLY SAID GETS A COOKIE!!!!!"

19:38, May 13, 2010[edit]
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*Darkmount begins to stabilize, in defiance of D-Klak's efforts, and starts channelling the Force Lightning back into his body*

*Barricade appears*

Barricade: Bad luck, pal. The ship's kinda strange like that. She's developed a personality, and she's very stubborn.

*Barricade fires shadow energy at D-Klak*

19:50, May 13, 2010 ("Battle of the Halves")[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 19:50, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: OB: Death to the ____ in a line fad

Blackout: But the Haiku variant is interesting

Is that cookie going to be Fedexed, or USPS'd?

*The Ynot's roll away from the blasts, then grab control of the asteroid (most asteroids have metalic elements at their core, but earthy ones for a crust), diverting it into Scotland*

Ynot: "It's going to take more than some blasts and a rock to kill us!"

HY: "And I'm just getting warmed up!"

Ynot: And we have comb attacks, too.

HY: Earth!

Ynot: Wind

HY: Water

Ynot: FIRE!

HY: Heart Electricity

Ynot: With your powers combined Light!

HY: I am Captain Planet! Shadow!

Together: ELEMENTAL SURGE!

*A rainbow blast emits from their two blades, coalescing and blasting the Blackouts, all excess going past and through them, hitting the International Space Station*

20:16, May 13, 2010[edit]
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*the ISS is blasted out of its orbit and into a wormhole leading to Earth 65 million years ago, where it smashes into Earth and wipes out the dinosaurs*

OOS: I just had to do that. Also, the cookie will be sent by Fed Ex, because I've heard some BAAAD things about the USPS.

Oh, and why did you divert the asteroid towards Scotland of all places?

*the asteroid bounces off a force field that was somehow erected around Scotland, and is diverted towards Belgium instead, because I totally and completely hate it*

*the Blackouts recover from the blast*

OB: MUIGLEB!

Blackout: SKCUS!

*a massive combined blast of eclipse and lightning energy is fired by the two Blackouts, blasting the Ynots, blasting them through half a city worth of damaged buildings*

*the excess energy continues and hits a skyscraper conveniently positioned near the Ynots, which explodes and unleashes a shockwave that ruins two city blocks and buries the two Ynots beneath lots of dirt and debris*

*the two Blackouts watch this from a distance*

OB: We're good.

Blackout: You don't say.

*they high-five each other*

OOS: You get another cookie if you decipher what the Blackouts said this time.

20:24, May 13, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 20:24, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: "Belgium sucks."

[D-Klak gets up, and force pushes Barricade]

DK: "You know what I hate about you Makuta? You can't seem to get away from other people's business."

[Rahn stands next to Barricade]

Rahn: "We need to rethink our strategy. But I'm not exactly a braniac....got any ideas?"

[D-Klak turns to his alternate self]

[I am seemingly in a trance]

DK: "I hope this is going to good efforts."

20:42, May 13, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 20:42, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: I sent it to Scotland(Might have been Ireland, though) because there is this annoying little bugger that lives there, was hoping to kill him(JK)

*The Ynot's dig their way out of the rubble*

Ynot: Okay, time to have some fun...

*They fire off the Elemental surge again, this time each element breaks off, Fire, Water, Earth, air, and Electricity for a pentagram around them, Light and Shadow above and below*

Together: Elemental CONVERSION!

*The blasts turn into their corresponding Bankai Forms, then attack the two from all sides*

07:11, May 14, 2010[edit]
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OOS: Aaaaand Klak gets a cookie. Where do you live? I want to know what country I should send the cookie to. :)

*the Blackouts fire a blast of eclipse and disintegration energy, disspelling the Bankai blasts*

Blackout: IN YOUR FACES!

Overlord Blackout: I AGREE!!!!

*eclipse energy daggers appear and hit the Ynots in their faces*

*the eclipse energy begins to slowly dissolve their masks*

*meanwhile*

Barricade: Computer, activate security measure 3-14 Beta.

*a convenienly placed trap door opens beneath D-Klak*

*he falls out of Darkmount, into space and towards Earth*

*the trapdoor closes*

Barricade: Complicated plans are complicated. And they take a long time to think of.

17:57, May 14, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 17:57, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
Ynots: *They Rip out the daggers, tossing them to the ground*

Ynot: Great, now I have to break it a new one...

HY: What are you complaining about? At least your mask wasn't customized to fit this ugly mug!

Ynot: Whatever, let;s just kill these two

HY: You want them DEAD? That's pretty dark, boyscout!

HY: *Concerned look*

Ynot: Don't give rat's anus. These two, dead, NOW!

HY: Okay, okay, I'm all up for killing, but chill with the bossiness!

*They flank the Blackouts, Drawing their weapons*

*HY leaps on Blackout, grabbing him and constraining his arms*

HY: This is going to be the last hug you EVER get!

*Begins leeching Blackout's power from him, and eating his mask at the same time*

19:23, May 14, 2010[edit]
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OOS: Blackout doesn't have a mask. He thinks they're beneath him.

*HY is blasted off Blackout's back with a eclipse energy bolt*

Blackout: Now, you fool, prepare to die!

*draws Master Sword and charges it with Nox Energy*

Blackout: Your time for preparation is over.

*Blackout stabs the sword into HY's chest, causing glowing white cracks to appear in his armour as it begins to rust and fall apart*

*Blackout removes the sword after a few seconds, and HY gets up, with the glowing white cracks still in his armour*

HY: Why, hello, my other half. Would you like a hug?

*HY gives Ynot a great big hug*

*Ynot suddenly realizes he is being slowly sucked into the cracks in HY's armour*

Overlord Blackout: Is that what I think it is?

Blackout: Yep. A crack in time, that could lead to anytime and anywhere in the multiverse. It'll suck in Ynot, as well as his other half, and be transported to wherever and whenever they end up, and the cycle will repeat.

*Ynot is still being sucked into the crack*

19:34, May 14, 2010[edit]
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OOS: Belgium...LOL JK.

[D-Klak rolls his eyes as he floats in space]

D-Klak: "Ryloth. My enemies never can learn new tricks. [teleports behind Barricade] Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?"

Rahn: "Of course! [shoots him with his shadow rifle] A dead man."

[Meanwhile, I continue in my state of trance]

[Klak appears in an area filled with light]

Me: How..

The Shepherd: Forgiveness is near...

Me: I'm sorry....I only did it to save them...

Shepherd: There are many decievers...avoid them my son.

Me: Yes, Master.

[suddenly, I awake, purified from the shadows]

Me: Well, that was a short reinstatement of a Makuta career. Now, Barricade, Rahn, where were we? Oh yeah...[screams a blast of sonics at them, knocking both into the wall] [looks at D-Klak] My alternate form, eh? Good to know!

08:09, May 15, 2010[edit]
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Barricade: Power screams are old. And they suck too. I prefer this.

*a ball of lightning appears around Klak's head, shocking him into unconsciousness*

Rahn: I can see why you would.....

Barricade: *puts a small device on Klak's head*

*Klak slips into another trance, now seeing a being resembling the Shepherd as well as Blackout's floating head*

05:35, May 16, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 05:35, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
Me: Blackout? You're reign of shadows will fall. The powers of darkness have lost in the struggle for me, and they'll lose in your mad conquest. I'm a Makuta of light, and I'll stay that way!

---

[D-Klak glances at Rahn and Barricade]

DK: "Well, if you really want a professional fight, come and play!"

[he sends out a mental attack to Barricade, and draws his sword, slicing into Rahn's arm]

[Rahn screams in pain, then heals himself]

Rahn: "Enough!" [he grabs him, and smashes him against a wall]

[suddenly, Rahn sees something on his stomach]

D-Klak: "Ugh. That's an Ithuran movement energy mine. Never grab a former merc. They've got tricks up their sleeves. Make one budge, and you'll blow yourself to smithereens."

---

[Nadle has been dueling with SM Nadle, clearly gaining power over him in combat]

N: "Give it up, my poor fellow. [summons insects]"

SM Nadle: "Wait! How can you do that? You're in a diffe-"

Nadle: "My days with Caiaphus have produced something good. Spending centuries in a cave, however, makes you lack much."

SM Nadle: "The Antidermis of Klak never teached...[suddenly, his eyes glow, and half of the bugs are incinerated] but I still have Makuta powers!"

07:56, May 16, 2010[edit]
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*Barricade gets up*

Barricade: Sorry, I may have spent most of the last 150,000 years in stasis, but I'm not that weak.

*D-Klak suddenly realizes that he has a strange device on his chest*

Barricade: Lightning plasma grenade. Quite useful, really. Wanna see what they do?

*the grenade explodes, blowing a hole in D-Klak's armour*

Barricade: I have more powerful weapons where that one came from! *draws large gun out of nowhere and starts firing red energy blasts at D-Klak*

---

Blackout's Floating Head: We'll see about that.

*Blackout's Floating Head floats up to Klak and disappears into him*

*Klak sees various images, including that of the Shepherd shattering into pieces*

00:36, May 19, 2010[edit]
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[D-Klak grips his chest in pain, and dodges the blasts]

D-Klak: "This is getting out of hand." [he creates a hand of energy, which rams into Barricade's chest, causing a hole to appear]

DK: "Let me guess. You don't keep your antidermis there....aw crud."

---

[Klak laughs at the images insanely]

Me: You can't! I've been able to see through illusions, something you cannot do. You've filled your head with the idea that a scrap of a Makuta like you could conquer the universe. Oh how plagued your mind is! Stay out of my mind! [he smashes into one of the images]

OOS: I think Klak has never really seen the Shepherd...

05:55, May 19, 2010[edit]
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OOS: It's an illusion.

Blackout's Floating Head: I will.....the moment you lack a mind.

*Klak begins to feel massive amounts of pain*

---

*Barricade gets up*

Barricade: It's. Over.

*a spear comes out of the wall and impales D-Klak*

21:35, May 19, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 21:35, May 19, 2010 (UTC)
[Klak screams, but punches the image]

Me: My mind will stand. Through anything you can send, I'll survive. You're just like Caiaphus. At first, you claim order through dominance and shadows, but inevitably, you become what all Makuta are reduced to: agents of chaos. Even if I die, there will be others, countless others to stand to the Makuta, and the darkness will soon perish. So continue with your mental attacks, and brain shattering....either way, you lose!

[he begins to scream]

[suddenly, a chilling laughter is heard, and a golden being begins walking through the plane]

Caiaphus: "What? You truly thought that I'd let you ruin Klak's mind without my hand playing a part, Blackout? I thought you would know me better."

---

[while Caiaphus is stationed next to the Darkmount, Treveya secretly enters inside of him]

T: "Before I kill everyone onboard, I need to find The Norman."

---

[D-Klak clutches at the site of his pain]

DK: "[coughs] This hurts you know....ugh. But you haven't learned all of my tricks, eh?"

[teleports from the spear, and behind Barricade]

[D-Klak smashes into Barricade's neck with his sword, then stabs him in the face]

06:07, May 20, 2010[edit]
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Blackout's Floating Head: I'd love to stay and chat here, Caiaphus, but you see, I'm not actually here.....

*the head disappears in a ball of light*

---

Barricade: *gets up* And you haven't learned all of mine.

*Barricade teleports behind D-Klak, and sticks a dagger in the back of his head, before blasting him across the corridor with lightning*

Barricade: The light has made you weak.

01:21, May 24, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 01:21, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Sorry for the delay in posting

Comp got shot...

BTW: FIRST POST FROM MY NEW MAC!!!!!

*Ynot Teleports behind Blackout, dragging him into the crack with him*

Ynot: If I'm going in, SO ARE YOU!

*They get sucked in*

---

Some where in ancient Japan

Random Human: WAAAAHT DA FOOOOOOK IS DAT!?!?!?!?!?

*Ynot and Blackout have appeared, Ynot's appearance inspiring the look for the classical Samurai*

Ynot: And now we fight...

*Draws KOS and Charges*

OOS: Please, just make it a sword fight, it's ancient JAPAN

07:56, May 24, 2010[edit]
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*Blackout draws his Master Sword and parries the blow, while Overlord Blackout draws the Dark Saber*
17:08, May 24, 2010 ("Culture Shock")[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 17:08, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
HY:*Draws Shadow KOS, it's Claymore form* Eat THIS

*Swings down with SKOS on OB*

Ynot: *Rolls the Master sword with KOS, forcing it deep into a large boulder*

"We are going to wind up creating all of Earth's myths and legends aren't we?"

*SM Atlantis crashes into the sea, a tail of fire extruding from it*

*Two men hop out of it, one short and plump with a red shirt and overalls, the other taller and slender, in a Green shirt and overalls, both wearing their respectively colored hats. They are followed by an armored being with a cannon for an arm, an elf in green tights, a pink puff ball, and an anthropomorphic fox*

"You have got to be joking me...."

00:00, May 25, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 00:00, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
[D-Klak wearily turns to Barricade]

DK: "I doubt I should be considered by the light. I'm more of a corrupted good. [he grabs an orb from his cloak] Heal...[his wounds suddenly disappear, but he still feels quite hurt] Bye."

[D-Klak launches his sword at Barricade]

---

[the regular Klak stares at the Caiaphus in his mind]

Me: Where are you, physically? And don't you think you've done enough to my mind?

C: "I am quite near. But I must return to my body. [the vision waves its hand, and suddenly, I am free from the trance]

Me: I'll never understand that freak. [walks up to Rahn] That looks like a serious bomb on you, so I won't bother...

[I teleport to space, and see Caiaphus near the Darkmount]

Caiaphus: "Ah! You found me, dear boy."

Me: I've had enough talk...and enough fighting. We have been struggling to kill you for a long time. All the useless dialogue, worthless fights, and meaningless strategies end now. You will die, Caiaphus, and this nightmare will end.

C: "Then let us perish together!"

[Klak charges at the titan, blades of shadow and light clashing once more]

OOS: Sorry for the absence, I've been doing quite a bit lately. Oh, and nice Japanese imitation Ynot XD. Wait, isn't it wierd that my characters aren't battling their halves? Unless....

05:59, May 25, 2010[edit]
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*Barricade catches the sword and breaks it*

---

*OB jumps out of the way and hits HY with a large rock, knocking him into SM Atlantis*

*Blackout uses the distraction to recover his sword*

20:49, May 25, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 20:49, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: *Waits for Blackout to retrieve his blade*

"Come at me, Shadowed one, perhaps you shall strike me down this time!"

Ynot: *Leaps at Blackout, aiming his sword down*

11:07, May 26, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 11:07, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
*everyone gets teleported through the crack again, now ending up in Mahri Nui*

*everyone gets surrounded by sea Rahi*

Blackout: This can't be good.

16:16, May 26, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 16:16, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: *Turns to Blackout*

"When's the last time you had a good Fish Fry?"

*Ynot unleashes a blast of chain lightning, frying the Sea Rahi, the Blackouts, HY, and himself*

They are all unconscious until the crack sucks them in again, dropping them on Z'Traa

16:51, May 26, 2010[edit]
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*the Blackouts' instincts kick in, and they begin slaughtering the Vrai*
18:59, May 26, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 18:59, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: Oh no you don't! *Blasts Blackout in the back with a plasma bolt* Your fight is with me!

*He is hit upside the head with his counterpart, courtesy of HY*

HY: Can we PLEASE go back to our time and/or place of origin? Hoping around like this is disturbing...besides, I'm pretty sure something bad is about to happen...

*A ship blasts off from the planet containing Xeno, shortly followed by another with Cicero*

Ynot: Oh no....

*The Vrai bioweapon detonates*

19:44, May 26, 2010[edit]
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OB: *regains consciousness* The crack exists within you, so the only way to get back would be to trap you in a reverse-time bubble, which would put the crack in reverse, so to speak, and send us back home through the places we went through, but that would kill you. Which I don't mind, to be honest.

Blackout: Nor do I. I say we do a vote. *raises hand* I'm all for it.

OB: *raises hand* Me too.

Blackout: *stops HY from saying anything* You don't get a vote because it'd mean an obvious conflict of interest. And because it doesn't matter if Ynot says yeah or no because we've already voted yes and HY doesn't get a vote, we kill him. I conveniently have a reverse-time bubble generator right here. *takes out gold sphere* Now, let's do this quickly before the blast from the bioweapon reaches us.

*before Blackout can use the generator, all four of them get warped to a random space station*

*Blackout notices two Daleks passing by*

Dalek 1: The reality bomb will detonate.

Dalek 2: Daleks will be the only beings in existence. Maximum extermination!

OB: Are they talking about what I think they're talking about?

Blackout: Uh oh. We're in the middle of the biggest universal threat since the Vrai-Great Being war, and myself and Zev are here, brainwashed by Daleks.

OB: Uh oh. So, we have to make sure that history takes place the way we remember it.

Blackout: I think killing HY can wait.

20:49, May 26, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 20:49, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: So, does that mean? I don't recall this particular occurrence, where was I when this happened?

HY: Probably off making rahi, you worthless twit!

Ynot: Look shadow scum, if time gets messed up, YOU don't get created! And neither, for that matter, depending on how far back we go, do a lot of other things...

HY: Like he said, where was he when this happened?

15:52, May 27, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 15:52, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
Blackout: No idea. Everyone was there except him.
17:32, May 27, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 17:32, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: Guess that means I have to disappear, and not do anything

*Seals his sword and HY away*

Ynot: Less possibilities the better...

*Goes into the tallest building and watches from above*

17:44, May 27, 2010[edit]
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*Ynot is suddenly trapped in a force field and surrounded by Daleks*

Dalek 1: You will surrender to the Daleks!

Dalek 2: Resistance is futile!

Blackout: *over telepathic link* "Oheayh. Dalek force fields are practically impenetrable. They let stuff in, but not out."

(Unknown Time), May 27, 2010[edit]
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Ynot: I really should have seen that coming...

*Ynot jumps up and down in the forcefield, making it bounce*

Ynot: GERONIMO.....

*Falls off the building, bouncing when he hits the bottom*

Ynot: Blackout, this is the Shattered Mirror Universe right? Meaning anything we do now is what happened then, seeing as we weren't here in the first place...Continuity is for the WEAK!!!

---

*A wall with the number 4 somewhere out in the universe crumbles*

19:42, May 27, 2010[edit]
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Blackout: Nope, this is our universe.

*fires lightning at the force field, which goes right through and hits Ynot*

00:02, May 28, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 00:02, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
Ynot: Oh, really? Then this will work then....

*Pulls out one of his memory Seals, releasing it*

Ynot: The primary ability of these cards is to re-animate a memory of a being, but if a place and time is inscribed on it, it simply TAKES me there!

*The card has the Darkmount inscribed on it, back when this time trip began*

Ynot: And you wont be their, since you are here. And you time travel was due to my Hollow self, which you no longer have access to...SEE YA!

*Returns to our time*

17:23, May 28, 2010[edit]
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Blackout: Ahhh, but you see, us and the crack are linked. Where it goes, we go. You have the crack now.

*both Blackouts teleport back along with Ynot*

18:04, May 31, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 18:04, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
[D-Klak restores the blade, and runs up to Barricade, kicking him in the face]

---

[Klak throws a blot of light at Caiaphus's chest]

Me: Apparently, there's an enormous battle going on. Let's hope the right side wins, eh?

[shadow hands appear around Klak, but he dispels them with light]

19:06, May 31, 2010[edit]
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*Barricade recovers from the kick, and fires several blasts at D-Klak, which do nothing*

*D-Klak suddenly realizes he has multiple grenades on his person*

Barricade: Do what I say or they blow.

June 2010[edit]

22:35, June 5, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 22:35, June 5, 2010 (UTC)
[Suddenly, Barricade discovers a stick of dynamite spinning in mid-air next to his head]

Barricade: Son of a --

[FWOOOOOMMM!!]

[The burst of flame sends him flying]

[In the process, suddenly, all of the grenades are snatched from D-Klak, reappearing several meters away in every direction before exploding]

[A man starts to hover down from a portal up above]

???: Hey, baby.

Barricade: A...Man in a crappy pirate costume!?

Faux Pirate: Maybe.

D-Klak: ...Lobster.

[The Pudgy Man In The Lobster Suit clicks his pincer, chuckling]

Lobstah: How do you know...That this is my true appearance?

D-Klak & Barricade: Former Kajagoogoo frontman Limahl!!?

[Limahl(?) flips his two-tone rocker mullet]

Limahl?: Or...Something completely different?

[A female voice speaks]

???: I didn't know whether I should tell you...But you should be aware.

[Vi steps out of the shadows]

Vi: You have been illuded -- Zev was naked this entire time.

Zev: [Is now a slowly rotating ouroborous]

D-Klak: I now see...It all makes sense...

Barricade: What.

[Suddenly, the outline of a hand is erased from the front of Barricade's shoulder straight through the metal and out the back]

Barricade: ARRRRRGGGHHH!!

D-Klak: All of us...Share something in common...Blackout. Ynot. Myself. Klak. All of our allies...We've all seen In Amber-Clad. And while all of us have been clearly getting stronger...There has never been a way to gauge Zev's level since the Conquest of Metru-Nui. I remember looking at it through countless archives...I didn't dwell on it long, but...

Zev: [Is now a grinning pimp] You got it, baby.

[Zev suddenly appears beside Barricade, now a floating tophat]

[Barricade is siphoned in with a funnel of darkness]

Barricade: LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, LORD BLACKOUT!! PLEASE AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEEeeeee...

Zev: [Stares at D-Klak with his utahraptor form's eyes]

D-Klak: ...Did you have a plan, all this time?

Zev: [Smiles with his cruel fangs] Yes. [Suddenly lunges, ripping something from D-Klak's left wrist]

[It is a mummified, thin hand, with a large hole in the palm and out the back of the hand]

[The hand is absorbed into Raptor Zev's left arm, glowing along with something at the approximate location of his heart]

Zev: My true Stand...Is what brought you here. And should I choose, you will never make it back to your home. I've brought in all the Zevs from the adjacent five Universes...Even Zev Badguy. This is not an offer -- This is making you aware. If you wish for you, or Klak, to survive, and for Caiaphus to be vanquished, you must come with me. Then, should we be successful, I shall allow you to see my true form. Do not argue, or you shall die. We cannot stay here -- Or you shall die. We cannot reveal my status at this time -- Or I'll kill you out of spite.

[Zev shifts to a tall, skinny being dressed in a robe of dark purple dimensional fabric with silver clasps up the front and a matching witch's hat; for a head, a pumkin with four rectangular slots on the front showing an eerie, flickering glow from inside]

Zev: The sun has set in my hands. Now, the moon shall rise on my era...Follow me to your destiny.

[A shimmering distortion in space appears, beckoning to D-Klak as Zev waits...]

06:12, June 6, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 06:12, June 6, 2010 (UTC)
Me: D-Klak, I go with him but yo-

D-Klak: "It doesn't matter. My universe was a dump anyways, and my boss was a run of the mill [bleep]. I now see that Caiaphus really is this universe's anomaly, or whatever him and Blackout are about to start. And we...the whole lot of Zev and his insane friggin' counterparts, will do anything to stop him."

[they both step into the portal]

---

[A hologram of Uterio appears next to Zev]

Uterio: "Insolent fool! Do you have any idea what you are doing? A paradox...and bribing MY soldier? I will let the Great Beings know about this, and once all of them, even Lamatia give me the permit, It will be an honor to personally impale you on my blade!"

---

[Caiaphus, deranged, looks at Earth]

C: "Blackout, Ynot, I sense Zev, Klak, and their counterparts....All lined up perfectly for me.... [he lifts the Keruvim up] Legends say that if this artifact contacts a black hole, anything in sight will be obliterated....We will survive however, my apprentices...chaos will rule."

[Suddenly, the towers planted in the Five Kings Treaty Universe begin to glow, and the Mata Nui in that dimension explodes]

[a black hole opens in the BZPB universe, and the Keruvim floats up to it. The hole begins to expand]

The Norman: "I feel it....Caiaphus, you madman! You're going to kill us all!!!"

(Unknown Time), June 6, 2010[edit]
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OOS: Zev, you did NOT just kill off Barricade.

Anyway, since you asked for it.....

*on Earth*

Blackout: *seals away OB and looks up, seeing large amounts of debris being sucked into the black hole* No!!!!! This is MY universe!!!!! I will not let you do this, Caiaphus!!!!!

*a blast of lightning flies out of Blackout's hand, and hits the central spire of Darkmount, which begins to glow*

*Blackout teleports back to Darkmount*

Blackout: Let the Conduit activate!!!!! You will burn before my wrath!~!!!!

*in a dark room with nine comatose alternate-universe Blackouts in it, a sphere of red energy begins to form*

*(all nine Blackouts disintegrate as their life-force is drained and absorbed into the sphere, which then turns into a wave and washes over Blackout, every Makuta on board, all the Zevs, both Klaks, Caiaphus and Ynot*

*everyone I just listed turn into higher-dimensional beings*

Blackout: *teleports to wherever everyone is, along with an army of higher-dimensional Makuta and powered-up rahkshi* The plan has succeeded. *swings sword, teleporting everyone except Caiaphus and Ynot to random places all over the universe, with each one thinking the others are dead*

16:42, June 6, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 16:42, June 6, 2010 (UTC)
[However, D-Klak and all the Zevs are safely inside of a train carriage by now]

[D-Klak looks outside, to see uncountable stars and nebulae spinning past]

Zev: [Is sitting comfortably in a cushy chair, still a creepy pumpkin-headed wizard, Barricade chained up and weighted with numerous locks behind me] Ah...How nice of you to join me, sister. [Looks to a shadow at the carriage's doorway]

???: I couldn't leave my baby bro all alone forever, now could I...? [Steps into the carriage's light]

Zev: Nice to know you're always there for me...Ryoko.

[Ryoko smiles cutely, winking]

Zev: Now, D-Klak...I have a challenge for you to take. Would you be able to rise to the test?

[Zev tilts his head to the side expectantly]

06:00, June 7, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 06:00, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
*just outside the train carriage*

Blackout: Going somewhere? *swings sword, causing a shockwave that sweeps the train light-years off-course, into the path of a meteor shower*

OOS: You know, almost everyone in that carriage is a hyper-dimensional being like Blackout after the Conduit was activated.

16:50, June 7, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 16:50, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
D-Klak: "Uterio's not gonna like this. [swings sword and smashes the meteors light years away, then teleports to Blackout]This

ends now."

---

[Caiaphus smiles at Ynot]

C: "Ah, the infamous Ynot. I've awaited the day I coloveuld meet you. Now, since we are both enemies of Blackout, shall we join forces?"

---

[the original Klak is inside of a gray room]

[Nadle, who is on the floor in front of him (next to SM Nadle's crumpled body)

N: "Good to see you, my boy. Do not worry about the corpse. This fool never even evolved an antidermis."

Me: Where are we? I think that blast from Blackout killed everyone else....

N: "We must have absorbed them...I feel even more powerful."

Me: Don't let it get to your head. Anyways, let's find a way out...

19:54, June 7, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 19:54, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
[The meteors are proceeding to get worse]

Zev: Hmmm...Well, time to cheat. [Takes out a sunset orange cube of some kind of gemstone; strangely, it radiates a similar power to the Keruvim, but on a much smaller scale] [Turns the top horizontal section around once, the left vertical section around twice, and the central and right vertical sections around twice as well]

[The meteors start to change courses, smashing eachother into tinier and tinier bits]

[Finally, the meteors have been reduced to dust]

Zev: [Turns the cube's top horizontal section around twice]

[With that, the train rights itself and forms new tracks]

[Soon, the train arrives inside of a huge ship formed of five stacked plates and a central lower sphere; a bit like an upright horseshoe crab]

Zev: [Steps out of the train] Welcome to the Sōja. I'm gonna play my organ.

[Zev sits down at a huge organ with numerous pewter pipes clawing high up into the air]

Zev: [Readies to play, the flames inside of his head flickering] [Begins the song]

[From the organ emanates a cheery, upbeat party song as the Sōja floats serenely through space]

Zev: I'm a diva~. Uhn, oh yeah, uh-huh. L-O-V-E, love in this place. Watch it, this Zev is hot. Oh yeah, baby. [Continues playing the organ as the Sōja floats into a wormhole]

19:58, June 7, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 19:58, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Blackout: *looks at D-Klak* Ah, perfect. An opponent. *swings sword*

*a nearby moon breaks to pieces*

Blackout: Surrender or die.

(Unknown Time), (June 7-8), 2010 ("Hyperdimensional Psychos: Back-to-Back")[edit]
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[A voice nearby Blackout and D-Klak speaks]

???: Blackout, you and your damn hormones. Attacking my henchman -- How immature.

[Suddenly, Blackout realizes a rattling motion in his armor]

[With a pop!, Blackout is suddenly turned two-dimensional and inside out]

[Möbius Strip Blackout is then sucked into a black hole, along with a nearby planet]

Zev: [Spins his orange cube on his finger] He's going to be so pissed when he turns to normal in five seconds and gets out of there. Hee hee. [Grabs D-Klak and teleports back to the Soja]

01:23, June 8, 2010[edit]
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MakutaYnot - 01:23, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Sorry for the delay, been busy GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL!!!!

Ynot: Hello, to you as well, Caiaphus. I'd gladly be your ally, and yours mine. But just know that, like all my allies do. You cross me, and scars will be the least of your worries.

  • Ynot looks himself over after his 'upgrade'*

Ynot: So, I am now on-par with Blackout's power level, am I? This ought to be fun...

  • Looks around before seeing what he is looking for*

Ynot: let's mess with the higher ups, see what they think about it...

Ynot: Hey, Creator any chance of giving me a new weapon?

Person sitting on this computer typing this: Sorry little dude, all out of ideas for weapons. Wait, how are you talking to me?

Ynot: It's called Breaking the fourth wall, seems to agitate some godlike beings, so...yeah...

Psontctt: And you WANT them to be angry?

Ynot: Makes 'em notice me, if nothing else...

Psonctt: Good luck with that...

05:58, June 8, 2010[edit]
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Blackout: *turns back normal and closes the black hole* I'm angry. I think I'll cause some mayhem. *teleports away and swings his sword, causing random stars and planets in the general area of the Soja to explode*
(Unknown Time), June 8, 2010 (1)[edit]
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[To Blackout's surprise, he cannot detect the Soja's destruction]

[Suddenly, the Soja rises out of a subdimensional rift]

Zev: Yes, subdimensional travel -- You didn't discover it first, Blakkun. Now, if you would kindly step in peacefully, I'd like to --

[The Soja's shields repel the surge of Nox and Shadow energies sent by Blackout]

Zev: [Sighs] We have a front door you know, young man. You and your damn hormones.

[A wooden doorway, complete with pewter doorknob, appears for Blackout to use]

Zev: Come to face your inevitababa -- Hold on. Come to face your inevititablah -- Wait. Come to face your inevivableh -- Oh screw it. Get in here, we need to talk.

[Zev gives a 'Hrmph']

18:45, June 8, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 18:45, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
*Blackout teleports inside instead*

Blackout: Front doors are for the weak. Anyway, I have a challenge for you.

*Blackout and Zev are both teleported to a random dimension*

Blackout: Good. Each of us will summon one champion from the Human World to represent us in this battle. If you win, I will stay away from a planet of your choice. If I win, you have to serve me for the next two months. Agreed? I hope so, because I'm summoning my champion.

*Chuck Norris appears in the battlefield*

OOS: Top this, Zev. Top this. I dare you.

(Unknown Time), June 8, 2010 (2)[edit]
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Zev: You and your damn hormones. [Summons representative...]

???: Hmm...

Zev: [Smirks at Blackout's rage] You never said they had to be from the present, or unarmed.

[Miyamoto Musashi grips his katana]

Zev: One two three go.

Musashi: [Makes a swift step forward, drawing his katana in an iai blow for Chuck Norris' stomach]

Zev: [To Blackout] You should be happy I pulled a samurai from the past and not pull a Terminator from the future. Now -- Would you like to know a secret about yourself?

19:37, June 8, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 19:37, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
Chuck Norris: *round-house kicks Miyamoto in the stomach, sending him flying several miles*

Blackout: Sure, why not?

20:18, June 8, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 20:18, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
[However, Chuck Norris discovers a wire wrapped around his foot just as Musashi goes flying]

[With a 'yoink!', Chuck Norris is pulled along -- ]

KLTCH!

[And lands on Musashi's sword]

Zev: Hm. I believe that's a direct hit to the gut. Would you say he can still fight after that?

Blackout: [Realizes that Zev has disappeared]

Zev: [Chuckles] You said you'd leave a planet of my choice alone if I won?

[Suddenly, Blackout finds an energy blade through the center of his head]

Zev: Screw that, I'll just kill you! [Sends Blackout flying with the force of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs]

[Zev sighs, summoning a new energy sword]

Zev: Look. I have a request to make of you. If this succeeds, I will have the answer to a question of mine, and you will be even more powerful. I promise I'll reveal that secret I promised as soon as we can align ourselves. I'll even do you a charity -- I'll off one or two of your enemies, so long as they aren't allies of mine. Can we reach an agreement?

[...]

Zev: I made you a friendship bracelet~. [Holds the bracelet up. It sparkles.]

22:12, June 8, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 22:12, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Congrats Ynot! Wait...you just stepped into insanity that makes Lady Gaga stare...

D-Klak: "I'm just going to stand by and watch....this'll be fun.."

[a pair of hands pulls him back]

Tulio: "No. My name is Tulio Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."

DK: "I never killed-?"

Tulio: "Ruined a reference..."

[their blades clash]

---

[Klak and Nadle suddenly look at each other]

Me: Erm. We have extra powers. We can find the battle...

Nadle: "Dear boy, you have the intellect...."

[they teleport in front of Zev]

Me: What's new....er....hmm....Nice...organ?

22:43, June 8, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 22:43, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
Zev's Astral Projection: We have a front door, you know. Teleportation causes warps in Soja's interior dimensions, and I'd like to keep house without you boys tracking dirt inside. Onee-san, do something with them -- I'm in a business meeting. [Disappears]

[Suddenly, Klak feels a hand around his ankle]

???: Got'cher leg!

[Ryoko fully phases out of the floor and hovers into the air, holding Klak upside-down]

Ryoko: Sorry about Zev -- He's annoying when he goes into Chessmaster-Mode. [Unceremoniously drops Klak to the floor] [Folds legs and floats sideways] So, what did you want to see him for? Right now, he's sorting out problems with Blackout.

...

Zev: [Is slamming Blackout repeatedly into the ground by his ankle, speaking in rhythm with the impacts] Where. Did. I. Go. Wrong? Where. Did. I. Go. Wrong!?

[Suddenly, the illusion fades]

Zev: ...So you see, that is how I would handle it if you were theoretically my son and had stolen Soja.

Blackout: Yes, I see.

Zev: Good. Back to our tense negotiations.

[Both of them go back to tense, confrontational mode]

Zev: So, I get my answers -- You get more power, my secret about you, one or two dead enemies, and a friendship bracelet. [Holds the bracelet up. It sparkles] Whaddya say~?

11:05, June 9, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 11:05, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
*Zev is suddenly knocked out*

*Chuck Norris is revealed behind him, holding an unconscious Musashi as a weapon*

Chuck Norris: *hitting Zev with Musashi's unconscious body*

Blackout: What'd you do that for? We almost had an agreement!

Chuck Norris: I felt like it. *steps on friendship bracelet and crushes it* Oops. That wasn't yours, was it?

*camera zooms in on Blackout's face*

Blackout: *epic facepalm*

(Unknown Time), June 9, 2010[edit]
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[Suddenly, Norris realizes an energy blade straight through his stomach]

[The Real Zev growls]

Zev: You and your damn hormones. Relax -- I'll make your death really badass. [Slashes out Norris' side]

Chuck Norris: Rgh...

Zev: [Grabs Chuck Norris by the head] [Slams him into the ground, before some kind of incredible force surrounds hand]

[Chuck Norris' head is destroyed utterly]

Zev: Mmbitch. [Turns to Blackout] Do we have an agreement on my previous offer? [Waits]

13:30, June 9, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 13:30, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
*before Blackout can say anything, he is teleported away to another universe, and ends up in a large junkyard*

Blackout: Whaaaaa?

14:47, June 9, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 14:47, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
Zev: Dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit DAMMIIIIIT!! [Teleports away, destroying part of the universe he was taken to in the process]

[He arrives back on the Sōja, sitting on a throne nearby his organ]

Zev: Heeeh. [Notices Ryoko trying to molest Klak] Oh for f--k's sakes. Ryoko, I do not condone or support open sluttery on this ship. ... Your mother does. HAHAHAH I torched her ass bad. I guess I can play on my DS for now. [Takes out DS and starts playing]

[The Sōja drifts into subspace]

16:30, June 9, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 16:30, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
[smacks Ryoko upside the head]

Me: Haven't you heard of abstinence? Morality? Don't be such a har-

[suddenly, the space around me blurs, and I appear in front of Caiaphus and Ynot]

Me: As if things couldn't get any crazier....Well, I don't know how I got here, but I know how it ends! [charges at Caiaphus]

[Meanwhile, Nadle stares at Ryoko]

N: "And to think...I used to love chaos. Darn Blackout and his hormones. I could be sipping my tea right now."

OOS: Serious Klak is Serious.

17:09, June 9, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 17:09, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: BLACKOUT DOES NOT HAVE HORMONES, AND THE JOKE IS NO LONGER FUNNY.

(Not that it ever was funny or anything.)

Also, please, keep the.....ummm.....you know what I mean to a minimum.

17:42, June 9, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 17:42, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
Ryoko: [Smiles at Nadle] You want to go do something fun? Together? Naked? [She giggles at Nadle's revulsion] Actually, I have an errand to run for Zev...Have you heard of the Juraian First-Generation ship, Tsunami?

...

[At Caiaphus' location]

???: Mmbitch.

[Suddenly, Caiaphus is slashed across the chest; the sheer force also slices a few random mountains on the planet in half]

[Zev shows his new form (See this page)]

Zev: [Forms another green energy sword] Back it up, Klak. I need to defeat Caiaphus for a specific reason... [Glances to Klak] If I don't defeat Caiaphus, then Washu will never be free. And I just plain want to carve him up like a turkey.

[He starts charging up green energy in his palm]

Zev: Here Caiaphus, have a ball. [Sends a green fireball at him]

Caiaphus: Yay, a ball! Wait, oh shi -- !! [The explosion of dark green smoke blocks him from view completely]

Zev: Oh come off it that was the children's portion. [Waits for Caiaphus to respond]

OOS: Klak, would you allow me and Caiaphus to dance? By the way, see here for Zev's new appearance, in case you didn't before.

20:57, June 9, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 20:57, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Sure, Blackout. Let's all stop with the....stuff.

Nadle: "No, I have not. Enlighten me."

---

Me: Fine. Fine. You get to fight him. But, don't kill him. That honor is reserved for me."

C: "Well, Raregroove. I must say this was inevitable. If you want Washo yourself, instead of seeking true enemies then perhaps..."

[a flash appears around him, and he suddenly appears unconscious]

Me: The first time this happened, it was not good.

---

DK: "What brought you here?"

Tulio: "Do you not realize who you have sided with? You must be punished in order to return to the primary directive."

[D-Klak swings his blade into Tulio, smashing him into a wall]

DK: "I never follow orders from tyrants. You of all people should know that Tulio. Either you and Uterio leave me alone...or I will hunt BOTH of you to the ends of the multiverse till I get to hear that last breath escape."

[walks away from Tulio]

22:30, June 9, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 22:30, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
[Ryoko smiles to Nadle]

Ryoko: Well...Juraian ships are built around special trees. The later the Generation of the trees, the less powerful they are...And the number of First-Generation Trees can be counted on one hand. Tsunami has gone haywire and is attacking all who come near...

[She smirks, before finishing]

Ryoko: ...Zev needs me to wake her up so that the Three can unite. You in?

...

[Caiaphus is sent flying into a forest with a telekinetic burst, toppling two-thirds of the trees in the process]

Zev: Mmbitch. [Summons a green energy sword] [Disappears in a flicker of speed]

[Reappearing at Caiaphus' approximate location, Zev stabs for his head]

22:21, June 10, 2010[edit]
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LordMalygos - 22:21, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
*A portal to Kamino 3.0 (2.0 got blown up....again...) appears near Blackout, the city appearing a complete utopia with inventions none could believe existed until now. A voice speaks through the rift, a voice many thought lost all those years ago when Kamino 2.0 was destroyed.*

???: I'm back.

*Malygos steps through the portal, in his form as a grey-haired yet somewhat young-looking wizard with a darker grey beard, and purple robes*

Malygos: Did you miss me? Well, anyway, I've been working on my own, without you, and I've come to a realization about something very different about you and me, Blackout.

*Malygos grins, as Tyrigosa (an elven lady wearing a loose blue-silver dress), Hydraxis (a water elemental), Captain Silver (A pirate with a cybernetic left eye, left arm, and left leg, wearing the unkempt clothes of a pirate and a tri-cornered hat,), Doctor Doppler (an anthropormorphic canine with round spectacles wearing much nicer, cleaner clothes and a jacket to cover them, Richter Abend (a tall, long red-haried man with green eyes and glasses, wearing black and red and wielding a sword and axe), and Emil Castlanger (a young man with red eyes and long-ish blond hair, wearing the blue garments of a Knight of Ratatosk, and wielding a two-handed sword) step through. Malygos kisses Tyrigosa's hand*

Malygos: You see, when I work independently, the people love me. The people WANT to support me. You? They hate you. They want me to rebel against you. I need to make a choice. Kill you, and be loved? Or support you, and be hated?

*Malygos grins*

22:44, June 10, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 22:44, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
[Suddenly, Malygos hears a faint voice in his head]

???: Mmbitch.

[Hydraxis starts to lose his animation]

Zev: You see, Blackout made the less-than-wise choice of giving his enemies hyperdimensional powers. And here's another tidbit -- During the short time Hydraxis and I were in close proximity all those years ago, I laid a curse on him. Normally, I'd have to be in direct contact to activate it...But now, I just need to be in an adjacent Universe. Tell you what -- If you can give me information that is actually pertinent to my plans, I'll give Hydraxis back his full power and grant you and all of your allies...Gifts, shall we say. I have a special agent protecting Hydraxis, but he'll be called off if we can't come to an agreement. Oh, and Doppler did something to piss me off a long time ago, so gets to listen to my tape.

Doctor Doppler: [Ears are wrapped in soundproof tape]

Zev: I did that just to be a jerkass, his ears'll be free in two minutes. Arrivederci.

[The psychic connection is cut]

23:02, June 10, 2010 ("Zev's Gift")[edit]
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*Malygos looks at the puddle Hydraxis and the deaf for-a-minute-Doppler, and then turns to Tyrigosa*

Malygos: Did you get the coordinates of the transmission?

Tyrigosa: Yes milord, I did. It's Sixty-Six Fourteen Pi in the Gamma Zone.

*Malygos grins*

Malygos: Good. That's all the information we needed.

*Malygos opens a rift to the control room of the Magister's Terrace (which is now purple instead of red, for no real reason)and begins casting a spell*

Malygos: Alright. May Time and Space be laws broken, may the multiverse open its gaping maws, and bring me the one I need. May this man go through and be swallowed by the jaws of their universe, and come to my own! ZEV RAREGROOVE, SIXTY-SIX FOURTEEN PI GAMMA!! COME!!!

*A rift opens, and Zev is drawn through the rift into the Terrace*

Malygos: Don't look so surprised. I just used a new spell; Dimensional Maw. A spell that takes a specific multiversal coordinate and a name through the rift to a spot about five feet away from me. Welcome to the Terrace 2.5, Zev. And I take it you wish to have a deal?

*Malygos grins. Again*

Malygos: How am I supposed to find out information for you when I have no idea what your plans are?

23:12, June 10, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 23:12, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
[Malygos' reply is getting a mouthful of green laser]

Zev: [Sneers as Malygos becomes one with the wall] You and your damn hormones. The reason I contacted you was because, before you so rudely dragged me here, I was about to kill Caiaphus in a really badass way. Whatever. [Holds out hand]

[With a ripple, Malygos is yanked from the wall and deposited upright and on his feet right in front of Zev]

Zev: I will ask the questions, you will give truthful answers. I shall punish you if you lie, because I've recorded what all of my enemies do when they lie -- You in particular bat your left eyelid a fifth of a millimeter, but that is neither here nor there. Question One: Do you know of the Greatest Scientific Mind in the Universe, Washu Hakubi?

23:35, June 10, 2010[edit]
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LordMalygos - 23:35, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
Malygos: Never heard of such a being. "Scientific what?" Bah, Dopper's knowledge surpassses even that of Xavalis.
23:45, June 10, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 23:45, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
Zev: [Smirks] Well, let's see what my good gal-pal Washu has invented...

[He proceeds to summon up a hologram that runs through an extensive list while playing Yackety Sax music]

Zev: The method for creating Makuta, the method for creating Toa Stones, the first airship, the first spaceship, the first method of travelling between universes, the first contained miniuniverse, the concepts that inspired the Great Beings to create Kanoka Disks and Kanohi Masks, the original method of genetic engineering, the original alchemy, the Scientific Method that was accidentally revealed to the Ancient Egyptians and Greeks, and the last I'll mention, pretty much all of what we generally accept as cosmetics. [The hologram fades conveniently at the end of the song]

[Everyone is left in some state of surprise]

Zev: [Smirks] Question Two: Have you ever heard of the remarkable artifact that is a 'Stand Arrow'?

23:49, June 10, 2010[edit]
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LordMalygos - 23:49, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
Malygos: Nope, never heard of it. Sorry, it's hard to remember things when you're nearly as old as the universe itself.

*Malygos frowns*

Malygos: Wait...if this Washu created all that, then perhaps...perhaps I am not the only Original Being left...

00:01, June 11, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 00:01, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Zev: Heeeheheheheheh...Heeeheheheheheheheheheeeeeh...

Malygos: ...Your laugh is unravelling the Terrace's magical tuning, and I'd ask that you cease and desist. Also, that is some of the creepiest -Heyyo!- that I've ever heard.

Zev: ... ... ...Heeeheheh --

Malygos: Stop it.

Zev: Okay okay, sheesh. Damn near blew my eardrums off...I was going to do a bit more laughing before the big reveal, but I guess that plan's out the window. Anyways, I'll just tell you.

[The shadows deepen dramatically and a mist starts to creep along the floor]

Zev: Washu...Has two sisters. Tokimi, and Tsunami...Together, they are the Chousin. They are of the Eleventh Dimension...And did more than creating this universe. They created the entire third dimension. Not to mention every other dimension...It's only because their powers are tied to dimensional circumstances that they have restrictions. Washu, for instance, sealed her own power in parts with certain individuals to mask her presence...However, that also allowed her to be captured. Now, back to the Stand Arrow: [Reaches into cape]

[He removes an ornate arrowhead carved out of some semi-metallic rock]

Zev: This is a Stand Arrow...And now, I have one final question for now: Which do I prefer, blondes, brunettes, or redheads? Think very carefully about all that you know about me...All of my allies that you've seen...[Gently taps Stand Arrow against palm...]

00:08, June 11, 2010[edit]
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LordMalygos - 00:08, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Malygos: So they are the Great Beings? Or their creators...whatever. It matters little. Everything can be traced back to them.

*Malygos shrugs*

Malygos: How should I care what others' personal preference for females is? I dunno, Blonde? I posess the perfect woman, so I haven't really looked at other women like that in centuries.

*Malygos grins*

Malygos: Now let me ask you something: What did Dr. Doppler do that upset you?

00:29, June 11, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 00:29, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Zev: Heeeheheh...What Dr. Doppler did to upset me...Pretty much the same thing you did. He set me up on a date with a dumb blonde -- When I adore redheads. [Appears crouched down behind Malygos, hands clasped with index and middle fingers raised and the Stand Arrow held between them]

Hydraxis: [Now recovered] No way.

Tyrigosa: Oh. My. God.

Dr. Doppler: He so would not.

Zev: ONE-THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!

Kltch!

Malygos: FFFFFFFFFF. [Falls over, Stand Arrow buried in his tailbone (Thankfully)]

Hydraxis, Tyrigosa, and Doppler: Oh god, he did.

[Suddenly, a strange ripple in space surrounds Malygos]

[From him rises up a female humanoid with a long, flowing skirt, 'knee'length raven black hair, a smooth, nearly featureless face, closed, downturned eyes, and several ribbons wrapped around her forearms and hanging down]

Zev: New child to this world...What is your name?

The New Being: ...Witchy...Woman...

Zev: [Smirks] Malygos...That is your Stand. You'd better get used to her -- A Stand is permanently tied to its master's existence. Until the day you die, she will never leave your side. Thus, 'Stand' -- 'The one who stands by me.'

[Suddenly, a huge crater appears in the floor]

Zev: I myself have a Stand...You had best get to know the ability of yours if you want to live.

Zev's Stand: [Shows itself; a mainly white humanoid with several dark green arrow-like decorations, eyes with strange natural green lenses, two large, upright horns, and a clock on each joint]

Zev: Meet my Stand...D4C. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

D4C: [Hovers silently behind Zev...]

00:38, June 11, 2010[edit]
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LordMalygos - 00:38, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Malygos: Ow. Ow. That was low. Well, miss "Witchy Woman", what abilities do you have?

*Malygos turns to Zev*

Malygos: And why do you think that I would need someone else to protect me?

Tyrigosa: He has me, Hydraxis, Doppler, Silver, Richter, AND Emil. Why would he need another. Particularly another woman?

*Tyrigosa glares at her*

Tyrigosa: Don't get any ideas.

*Malygos turns to Witchy Woman*

Malygos: She really would stab you, you know.

Doppler: If I may interject, I think Zev's going to fight us.

*Doppler readies his blasters*

01:25, June 11, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 01:25, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Witchy Woman: I am not your friend...Or a lover...I am she who stands by you, and nothing more. Can you not feel it?

[She points to D4C]

Witchy Woman: That monstrous power...That can only be acquired by devouring other Stands. Should I be eaten, you shall die, as well...I have been sealed in your soul, alone, for all your life.

[She looks to him]

Witchy Woman: When you are angry, the sky darkens. When you are sad, it rains...Do you know how awful it feels, to be all alone in your world while the rain is falling on you? If only to stop that rain, I will do anything for you...You are not alone.

[Suddenly, Zev speaks]

Zev: Well, that was a heartwarming moment. Damn near made me vomit. Time to show you how inferior your subordinates are. [Face distorts with malice] D4C. Time Stand Still.

[Without a word, D4C raises his hands]

[Suddenly, a ghastly ripple moves outward, engulfing Malygos' subordinates]

Zev: Time has stopped. Attack. [Fires twelve blasts of energy into D4C]

[The blasts are absorbed before being fired outward, two towards each frozen individual; just before reaching them, the blasts come to a stop as well]

Zev: What a joke. They all look so sad, don't they...? They must have realized how deep they are in shit. Time flows again.

[The flow of time returns to normal, allowing each pair of blasts to impact Malygos' allies, sending them flying into the walls unconcious]

Malygos: ...Heeeh.

Witch Woman: Do you want to win?

[She locks eyes with him]

Witchy Woman: Do you want to defeat that man so badly that it sends a message straight through his inflated ego...?

Malygos: ... [Nods]

Witchy Woman: Good. Then I shall open the way. [Hovers towards D4C]

Zev: How cute. She wants to protect you...I guess her brain went dead since you couldn't support her...You know, you're just so weak, it's -- [Twitches] Oh hello.

Witchy Woman: [Has opened eyes, showing a blinding white light]

Zev: Now now, don't do anything hasty...

Witchy Woman: [Starts to convert into pure white energy]

Zev: You'll just hurt yourself, think about this for a second...!!

Witchy Woman: Chest Fever. [Flies straight through D4C's chest, immobilizing him]

Zev: RRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!! That's it, I'm going to -- !!

Witchy Woman: You'll do what now? [Several cracks appear in D4C]

Zev: Hrrk! [Coughs up a small spurt of blood]

Witchy Woman: [To Malygos] That is all I can do, for now. I look forward to serving again. [Retreats into Malygos' chest]

Zev: [Wipes blood from mouth, smirking] [Calls back D4C] Clever girl...I had predicted her ability was correcting anomalies. But disabling D4C due to his semi-anomalous nature... [Suddenly reappears outside of the Terrace]

[Sōja has appeared outside]

Sōja: Deh-deh deh-deh deh-deh-deh-deh deh deh deh deh! [/airhorn]

Zev: You've won, boy. Here's your prize:

[A golden box appears at Malygos' feet]

Zev: The Arnath Glyphs...They will teach you many things. Including energy-to-matter conversion...Oh, and by the way, I played a dirty trick and implanted more within you than a Stand. Try not to blow up the planet in about six seconds! [Warps onboard Sōja, which disappears as suddenly as it appeared]

[Exactly six seconds later, a light starts to appear in front of Malygos' chest]

Malygos: Hrk...What did he do...!? [Is overcome by incredible pain]

[The light at Malygos' chest suddenly turns into a vaguely curved, hexagonal shape]

[All around Malygos, the planet and the nearby space starts to tremble]

Malygos: [Thinking] Who was that woman he was talking about...? 'Washu'? Well, 'Washu', if you can hear me, why Zev? Why this now? If you're behind him doing this, is this some sort of sick cosmic joke to you?

???: Yup.

Malygos: ...You have got to be kidding me.

???: That part's not a joke -- I'll help you, but on one condition...

Malygos: Whatever it is, tell me!

[The mysterious voice gives her conditions to the agreement]

???: Call me Little Washu~!

OOS: Can you do it, Malygos...!? This is the fate of your friends, here...Will you protect your men? Your woman?

01:45, June 11, 2010[edit]
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Malygos: Alright, Little Washu...Please stop whatever is happening to me.

*The light completely fades.*

Malygos: Huh. That was way too easy.

*Malygos teleports to Zev*

Malygos: Well, Zev. I think you're going to rue the day you ever messed with me. Here's an idea. Normally I'm against this...as it's a little foolish, but this will be your end, Zev Raregroove. Here, and now. No interfering from outside sources. Just us battling. The last one living wins.

02:04, June 11, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 02:04, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Zev: [Chuckles] Fine. Your death should make for a good key. Here's a ball. [Hurls a sphere of green fiery energy at Malygos]

Malygos: Yay, a ball! Wait, why did I -- [He gets sent flying over the edge of my platform]

[Suddenly, a pillar blasts up from the ground, driving into his back and sending him sprawling back onto my platform]

Zev: Heeeheheheh...Heeeheheheheheeeh...You remember that power you showed just before? That was the Lighthawk Wing. And you remember how much power one immature Wing had...? [Light starts to gather before chest]

Malygos: Oh my god are you pissing me you have got to be pissing me.

Zev: [Forms four complete, almost sword-shaped Lighthawk Wings]

Malygos: [Eyes bug out] I really didn't think this through.

Zev: [Sends a massive burst of green and white energy at Malygos]

[However, a short, mysterious apparation is watching from the shadows nearby...]

???: [In a rather nasally, drawling female voice] Hmmm. Zev manifested his first Lighthawk Wing the exact same way as Malygos...But he developed his powers alone. If I can just finish breaking free in time and get those two to stop fighting...

[A glowing white smirk appears on her face]

???: Two birds in the hand! Aaahahahah!

02:17, June 11, 2010[edit]
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*Malygos teleports out of the way of the blast just in time*

Malygos: Don't waste all your energy in a single attack. It's foolish.

*Malygos disappears again, reappearing just above Zev and slightly in front of him...perfectly in place for...*

Malygos: Now this is something I've wanted to do for a long time.

*Malygos ''kicks Zev '''in the face''''', knocking him back quite a ways*

Malygos: By the flames of Muspell...let the devil's inferno be spread!

*Malygos's eyes begin to glow, and ZEV's eyes bug out*

Zev: Mabye he did think this through....

*Malygos casts Inferno, a ring of green flame appearing around Zev, and then erupting into a full pillar of flame, burning everything inside it*

Malygos: Theres no way Zev could've survived that.

*Malygos's voice is dripping with sarcasm, and he draws Quel'Delar, Blade of the Ancients, a blue curved two-handed sword*

OOS: Yes. A wizard just kicked you across the room. I always wanted to do that.

02:37, June 11, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 02:37, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Zev: [Unleashes a scream that causes Malygos' bones to tremble] AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!! MY FAAAAACE!! I CAN'T BREATH!! I CAN'T SEE!! [Stumbles out of the smoke, clutching face]

Malygos: ...Zev...Are you...?

Zev: Peek-a-boo, you're screwed. [Reveals his perfectly fine face, which goes quite nicely with his perfectly fine everything else] You see, the thing about the Lighthawk Wings...They are not actually intended for attacking. Their original purpose is for defense. That little fizzle you just threw at me was like throwing one of those little fireworks poppers at my feet and hoping I'd run away. Time for me to show you how to show off in the Big Leagues. [Forms the four Lighthawk Wings again]

[The bottom Wing expands and wraps around Zev, giving him a white cape, dark purple clothing, two pale purple ribbons going over his shoulders and a mark of four narrow rectangles in a vertical diamond on his forehead]

[The top Wing turns into an actual blade for him to use, while the two to the left and right become a pair of vaguely sword-shaped panels hovering at his forearms]

[The apparition from before sighs, before whispering to him]

???: ...Malygos, just survive for five seconds. Zev will stop once he sees I'm free, but until then, duck.

Zev: [Has turned his left hover-panel into a large energy boomerang] [Throws it at Malygos's neck with incredible speed]

02:54, June 11, 2010[edit]
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OOS: Okay. Isn't making yourself "somehow" more powerful than every single other character pretty much god-modding? Well, it's my turn.

IS:

*Malygos is hit by the boomerang, and launched back several feet, but he stands back up.*

Malygos: Did you really think that I'd have gained absolutely nothing from being absent for a whole year? I've been cavorting with gods of my own.

*Malygos kneels to the ground, and produces a black crystal*

Malygos: Spirit of the Raven God, grant me your strength to vanquish my enemies. Let me have power I need. GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH! COME TO ME, ANZU OF THE SHADOW!!!

*Malygos stands up, the crystal shattering, and he laughs.*

Malygos: You're in for it now.

*Malygos's arms and legs become covered with a coating of raven-black (everyone groans at Malygos's lame pun) feathers, and his eyes turn gold. His hair and beard turn from grey to black, and the symbol of the Raven God, a staring eye, appears on his chest. Two huge black wings extend from his back, and shadow energy practically crackles in the air*

Malygos: And for the final touch...

*Malygos plunges his hand '''into the ground''' and pulls out a straight black longsword with a golden hilt*

Malygos: The Raven's Blade.

*Malygos flies above Zev*

Malygos: Wrath of Darkness!!!

*Malygos points at Zev, and his very SKIN boils with pure pain*

Malygos: Now...take this! SHADOW BLADE WHIRL!!!

*The energy crackling around Malygos solidifies into one thousand swords of pure darkness energy, which all proceed to head towards Zev at different angles*

03:13, June 11, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 03:13, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Zev: Shiiit. [Is hit]

[Though the blades don't do the intended damage, Zev is still covered in cuts]

[Suddenly, twenty portals open around Malygos, and twenty cannons begin charging their own attacks that dwarf Zev's previous blast]

Zev: This will drain the last of my reserves, and could permanently damage the Sōja's interior dimensions...It's a hasty decision...But hey!

[The beams prepare to fire as Zev finishes]

Zev: I'm a villain. And villains...Are stupid.

[However, just as the blasts fire -- !!]

???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOUNG MAN!!

Zev: Eh?

[With a pop, all of the cannons disappear and Zev returns to normal]

[A female steps out of a crackling portal (See here for appearance]

Washu: Now...Think very carefully about how you greet me, Zev.

Zev: ...

Washu: ...

Zev: ...Uh...

Washu: ...!?

Zev: [Eyes get big and sparkly with tears] It's my mommy!

Washu: [Smiles widely] Good~! You're still going to the naughty corner.

Zev: [Whines] Nooo, not the naughty cornerrr! [Turns to stone before sinking into the floor]

Washu: Teenagers. Feh. Zev and his damn hormones. [Turns to look at Malygos] Hello there! I'm Litttle Washu~! I'm terribly sorry about how Zev's been acting -- He tries so hard to be cool, but he just wanted hugs and kisses from his mommy.

Zev: [Voice comes from the floor] Mooommm, stop embarrassing me in front of one of my archenemiiieees...

Washu: No talking in the naughty corner.

Zev: Eeeuuuggghhh... [Falls silent]

Washu: The Sōja is my own creation, actually. In fact, we're already back where your friends are.

Malygos: [Looks out a window, to see the Terrace nearby]

Washu: Now...Try as you might to avoid it, you have caught my attention. The Lighthawk Wings are a power unsurpassed in any dimension...And with some training, you could surpass even Zev.

[She smiles mischeiviously, showing a small pair of cute fangs]

Washu: And by training, I mean I'm going to come back when you least expect it and hammer the skill into you until you can help me in my plans. You see, all this time, all the things Zev has done...Have been under my instruction.

[Smirking, Washu opens a doorway starting beside Malygos and leading to the Terrace]

Washu: God was his copilot. And that God was a Goddess -- Me. Now, if you'd be willing to listen, I have a request to make before you go.

[She turns serious]

Washu: A name to call me by should you need my help with anything...A name besides 'Little Washu'. Are you ready to hear this?

OOS: Trust me, you'll be very surprised, but not so surprised at the same time.

03:23, June 11, 2010[edit]
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Malygos: Of course. By the way...I was wondering, have you ever me the God Anzu?

*Malygos turns back into his normal form, the feathers, wings, sword, and the energy in the air form into a majestic, huge raven with golden armor with sapphires on it, the armor then dissapears and Anzu shrinks into a normal raven*

Anzu: Hello Malygos. I take it you are...Lady Washu?

*Anzu dips his head in respect*

Anzu: It is an honor.

Malygos: It's not often I get to work with two gods. And...gain the power of two gods.

03:35, June 11, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 03:35, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Washu: [Blushes] Oho~! Hold it right there, big boy, we haven't even had a first date yet! Although, you'd make an excellent father for my children...

Malygos: [Twitches spastically while vomiting on the floor]

Washu: Just kidding~!

Malygos: [Is standing, the vomit phased from existence, like nothing happened]

Washu: Now, this name is very important...Anywhere in the universe you say it, I'll be there to help...

Malygos: [Nods]

Washu: ...Just call me...Mama Washu~!

Zev: HEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEH!!

Washu: I'll let that outburst slide. Okay seriously, just take this. [Tosses a small device to Malygos]

[The tennisball-sized device is in the design of a cartoonish crab]

Washu: The six legs and both pincers can be cracked open once each as a distress beacon. Once activated, Sōja will be brought to your location through subspace. Oh, and by the way -- If you want to get started on mastering the Lighthawk Wing, it's already there for you to read up on. Zev actually did something productive without me telling him to!

[She laughs, before giving Malygos a wink]

Washu: I really am sorry for any trouble Zev has caused. You're welcome here anytime.

03:49, June 11, 2010[edit]
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Anzu: Wait a minute, why is it so strangely coincidental that TWO gods have chosen for Malygos to gain their power at the SAME TIME!?

Malygos: And where is this "reading" you speak of?

04:07, June 11, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 04:07, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Washu: Geez, Zev's stupidity is spreading!

Zev: Mooommm!

Washu: Shush.

[Facepalming, Washu looks up at Malygos]

Washu: The. Arnath. Glyphs. Zev gave them to you so you'd leave your guard down and accidentally allow the Lighthawk Wing to activate. However, it will give you the information on how to control and utilize the Lighthawk Wing.

[She smiles again]

Washu: Capiche, hun?

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*Malygos crosses his arms*

Malygos: And how does it make me stupid that I didn't know something that I had no way of knowing?

*Malygos looks at Zev*

Malygos: Somehow, he seems a lot less, y'know, world-threatening now.

Anzu: If you don't mind, I'm going to transform now.

*Anzu transforms into a rav- I mean jet black haired young man with the hair covering his right eye, wearing black leather pants, and a jacket and a golden necklace with his insignia, along with a silver belt, and a fingerless glove.

04:21, June 11, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 04:21, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Washu: Hmmm. If Zev gave you the 'Arnath Glyphs', and mentioned that they discuss 'matter-energy conversion', and he demonstrated matter-energy conversion on his Lighthawk Wings, and I tell you there's a place right under your nose where you can research the Lighthawk Wings, and you don't know...Do you know what that means?

[She points with her index fingers up to her cheeks, palms out, and gives an impish smile]

Washu: It means I'm the Greatest Scientific Mind in the Universe: Little Washu~!

05:59, June 11, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 05:59, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: @Zev: Your older-than the big bang hyperdimensional goddess creating every dimension contradicts existing storyline. Therefore, it is retconned out of existence.
13:25, June 11, 2010[edit]
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LordMalygos - 13:25, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Not if she created the Great Beings.
15:38, June 11, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 15:38, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Which also contradicts existing storyline. The universe and everything in it was created by The Architect, a.k.a. me.
15:40, June 11, 2010[edit]
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LordMalygos - 15:40, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Idea: Architect creates Washu and her siblings, Washu AND the Architect create everything else, including the Great Beings, who create Life. I'm not letting this plot twist just stop. Does that work? Cause honestly, I think if "you" create everything that's kind of stupid.
16:30, June 11, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 16:30, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Words cannot express the level of general annoyance I am experiencing right now. The BZPBverse is a game made by BZPers. Why, goddamn, why would anyone need to create in-game characters to create the game itself?

Counter this argument. C'mon. I dare ya.

*in the strange junkyard where Blackout is*

Blackout: *spots a machine with "Interdimensional Teleport & Power Level Increaser" written on it* That's interesting. *starts operating it*

*large flash*

*two dozen hyperdimensional Blackouts appear*

17:31, June 11, 2010[edit]
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OOS: This is turning into one big existential headache.

Caiaphus: "Zev has left. What a pity. I looked forward to my own perdition." [Klak and Nadle teleport in front of him]

Nadle: "I just left one of the craziest women I have ever met. And I have lived long enough to see the works."

Me: You haven't seen anything yet. Now, let's discuss that at tea time. First, we end this. [summons a blade of light]

C: "The Norman and Treveya are housed in me. Do you really believe you can destroy me without killing them?"

[inside, Treveya and the Norman are shackled to chairs]

Me: Idiot. You've done these ultimatums for too long, do you really think any fool would fall for them? We'll continue attacking you, and you will release them! Or else, while we're yanking every apprentice out of you, we'll save them.

C: [suddenly, the apprentices escape out of his mouth, creating a small army] "Attack Nadle. Klak is mine!"

[D-Klak appears next to Nadle]

DK: "Somehow, I've heard everything. Let's take this fools on, eh?"

[I charge at Caiaphus, blades of shadow and light clashing once more]

18:53, June 11, 2010[edit]
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*the previously seen army of Blackouts appears wherever the Klaks, Nadle and Caiaphus are*

Alternate Blackout 1 (the one from the Five Kings Treaty Alternate Universe): Ah, Caiaphus. The traitor who destroyed my world. Prepare to die! *throws huge bolt of hyper-dimensionally charged lightning at Caiaphus*

*all the other Blackouts do the same, severely weakening Caiaphus*

20:47, June 11, 2010[edit]
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[Caiaphus stares insanely at the Blackouts]

[suddenly, a scream is heard from the apprentices. Ten of them begin to glow, while shadow energy is being drawn from them. In seconds, the color is drained from their bodies, and their eyes appear hollow. Their lifeless bodies fall to the floor, and all that energy goes to Caiaphus]

C: "Hundreds of years of planning, and building. I finally have the Keruvim, and am inches away from destroying it's user. I will not let anyone, from ANYWHERE, to interfere!"

[black lightning is shot from his fingers, and hits the Blackout army]

[the apprentices ignore their betrayed comrades, and push on against Nadle and D-Klak]

Me: I finally know your plan, Caiaphus. You don't want to take the universe from Blackout, you want to fill anything of light with shadows. You want to destroy it. Steal, kill, cause chaos, and rule whatever's left with a fist of iron. You want to use the Keruvim, just like Tahar'ok said, to kill everything at your whim. No wonder you destroyed that Blackout's universe. I finally have pieced it together. Not everything is tied together in your plan. You just have one main goal, with several subplots: chaos. You don't care if the people who have sworn their lives away to you die. You just want everything burning. In contrast, I work for order, truth, justice. And THAT, Caiaphus, will prevail.

[a blast of light smashes Caiaphus into a wall]

21:59, June 11, 2010[edit]
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LordMalygos - 21:59, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Here's another idea - Washu is just a lesser god, like Anzu, Mata Nui, or someone else.
07:28, June 12, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 07:28, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: Just.....get rid of the "created every single dimension" aspect.

Alternate Blackout 2: Why do they all do that?

Blackout: I know. It's annoying.

*all the Blackouts fire blasts of hyper-dimensional lightning, gravity, plasma and laser vision at Caiaphus, causing his robot body to fall apart and explode in certain places*

Blackout: Now, to finish him. *raises hand*

*a portal opens, and a huge army of hyper-dimensionally empowered Rahkshi appears*

Alternate Blackout 3: Now, let this fool suffer at the hands of the Alternity!!!!!!

*the aforementioned Rahkshi swarm around Caiaphus, blasting him and his apprentices*

Blackout: I have waited for quite some time for this moment. Now, you fall. *shoots blast of magnetism at Caiaphus's head, causing an explosion*

*the severely damaged Caiaphus begins to fall towards a planet*

13:53, June 12, 2010[edit]
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LordMalygos - 13:53, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
*Malygos and Anzu return to the Terrace*

Malygos: Alright, let's see what powers are hidden within these runes.

Doppler: I'd be careful, Zev and Washu could just be messing with you-

Anzu: Don't worry. Gods don't lie. Even evil gods don't lie.

*Malygos begins reading the runes*

19:24, June 12, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 19:24, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
OOS: This is a preview of what's going to happen in the future, in extremely undramatic fashion.

Blackout kicks his ultimate plan into motion. Doctor Who references and universal destruction follow. BZP gets invaded. I say no more.

22:42, June 12, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 22:42, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
[Caiaphus crashes on the planet, and cackles]

[Klak turns enraged at the Blackouts]

Me: I appreciate the help, but this is MY fight. [blasts the Blackouts with rays of light]

[runs up to Caiaphus, who is absorbing the life out of the planet]

C: "I am grateful to my apprentices for building this robot with part of my body. It is able to absorb life and repair."

[he turns, stronger, and blasts Klak into an asteroid]

Me: As your apprentices fight the Blackouts, Nadle, and D-Klak, they will turn and see their leader destroyed!

[slices a chunk of his arm, and blasts him with four light grenades. Insects suddenly creep up behind Klak]

08:07, June 13, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 08:07, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
*the Blackouts reappear near Caiaphus and Klak, seemingly unscathed, and blast Klak with rays of shadow, who collapses*

Blackout: Now. Now we end this.

*the Blackouts open fire on Caiaphus, blasting him with massive amounts of energy and destroying huge chunks of his robot body*

*Darkmount appears in orbit of the planet just as Caiaphus begins to repair the damage and rise*

Blackout: Oh. And have I mentioned that you're about to be utterly destroyed?

*Darkmount opens fire on Caiaphus, blasting off his arm and setting his face on fire*

*the Blackouts fire a round of hyper-dimensional laser vision at Caiaphus, blasting off much of his face*

*two Rahkshi appear inside Caiaphus's head, and one of them teleports away Treveya and the Norman*

*the other fires a bolt of lightning at some machinery and also disappears*

16:55, June 13, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 16:55, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
[Onboard the Sōja~]

[Suddenly, a loud knocking can be heard at the 'front door']

Ryoko: [Yawns] I'm comin', I'm comin', keep your shirt on. [Opens the door, to see a cyan-haired woman in royal-looking clothes standing there, tears in her eyes] Look, I told the last guy -- No solicit -- BUEEEGH!!

???: [Has grabbed Ryoko in a massive bearhug, crying] Oh Zev, Zev! Why would you do this to me? Assuming the guise of a whorish swine! Do you not care for my feelings at all!?

Ryoko: Just who the hell are you calling a whorish -- AAAAAGGGHHH!! [Spine pops]

Zev: [Teleports in with Washu] Ryoko, I thought I told you -- Oh hello.

Ryoko: ZEV IS THE WHITEHAIRED GUY!! PLEASE LET GO OF ME!! [Is dropped unceremoniously, to her relief]

???: [Sniffles pitifully as she looks at Zev] It's my...

Zev: Misaki, what a pleasure to -- Eep.

Misaki: [Is giving Zev a wroth glare] Say it.

Zev: Eh...

Washu: Go ahead, you know very well I'm not actually...

Misaki: Hm?

Zev: ...

Misaki: ...!

Zev: ...It's my mommy! Geh! [Has been caught by his real mother in a bearhug]

Misaki: Oh son! I'm so sorry I left you in Washu's care...I'm sure she's taken care of you well, but...I'm here now!! [Continues squeezing tighter and tighter]

Zev: ... [Sniff] ...Hi...Mommy... [Tears of pain start to run down face]

OOS: For Misaki, see here

18:43, June 13, 2010[edit]
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Klak-a-Klak - 18:43, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
[Klak stares at the burning Caiaphus as he stands up]

Me: [thinking] How ironic. The great Caiaphus, conquered by the Makuta he attempted to manipulate. [speaks] Burn in hell, Caiaphus.

The Robot: “Systems damaged. Life unsustainable…..Termination in 5….4…3…..2…..1”

[BOOM. Klak is sent flying away, but is caught by D-Klak. They return to the battlefield with the apprentices]

---

DK: “You alright? I hope the apprentices realized their leader has a bad case of heartburn.”

One of the apprentices: “NO! Caiaphus is….dead!!!!”

Rahn: “Squad! We attack now! For the shadows!”

[they all charge at Nadle and the two Klaks]

[while Nadle uses his gravity power to crush some of them, and D-Klak slices into them, I find myself in a dark realm]

[The Keruvim appears, and releases a key]

???: “Here is your reward for you bravery, after all this time, Klak. This is the Keyblade. Use it well.”

Me: And the Keruvim?

???: “It is safe….till next time…”

[the vision ends, and Klak finds himself in front of the onslaught]

Me: Time to put this….Keyblade….to good use! [starts attacking them]

19:14, June 13, 2010[edit]
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Zev Raregroove - 19:14, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
[Back aboard the Sōja~]

Ryoko: Uuuggghhh... [Is trying to comfort her aching back] Zev, you'd better be done soon.

Zev: [Is sitting in a high-tech medical massage chair] I'll be done when I can stand up, too. So shut up.

Ryoko: Grrr...

Washu: [Is working on a laptop with her signature red crab design on it] Hmmm. Smells like she's cooking something.

Zev: Yaaaaay... [Trails away as he finally finds the right setting]

Misaki: [Walks back in with three plates of a vaguely recognizable food stacked on them] I~ made~ bacon-wrapped~ hotdogs~!

[Ah, that's what they were; I would know, I ate a couple a bit earlier]

Misaki: [Gives one plate of two to Zev] For my son...

Zev: Thank you~. [Begins eating]

Misaki: ...And for you! [She hands another plate of two to Ryoko]

Ryoko: ... [Glares at Misaki, but takes a bite nonetheless] ...Mmmmm...

Misaki: I'm sorry, Little Washu. I didn't think you wanted one...

Washu: [Smiles] You're alright, I'm fine~!

Misaki: [Smiles back] How do you like it, Ryoko?

Ryoko: [Crying tears of joy] It's...So good...Better than what my mom makes...

Washu: Better watch it, young lady. I don't care how good a cook she is...

Ryoko: Please...I need a moment with these hotdogs.

Misaki: [Giggles]

05:55, June 14, 2010[edit]
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-Blackout- - 05:55, June 14, 2010 (UTC)
Blackout: Excellent. They still have no idea that Treveya and the Norman are our prisoners.

*the Blackouts release a wave of disintegration energy that kills many Apprentices and teleport away*

14:16, June 14, 2010[edit]
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LordMalygos - 14:16, June 14, 2010 (UTC)
*Malygos fires off an energy blast, one of the wings fully formed*

Malygos: Alright. Seeing as Washu is linked to Zev, and Zev loves dramatic-ness, and seeing as I only JUST got the hang of one wing, Washu will come in three...two...

*Washu appears to train Malygos*

Malygos: Right on cue.

---

*Doppler, Anzu, and Tyrigosa appear near Zev*

Tyrigosa: Hello.

*Tyrigosa almost nonchalantly tosses a knife that barely misses Zev's head*

Dr. Doppler: We were wondering something.

*Doppler adjusts his glasses and slams Zev against a wall using a robotic right arm*

Anzu: I cannot have you constantly messing with my top disciple. Malygos's talent in the art of Darkness rivals that of Talon King Ikiss himself. Now, Zev.

*Anzu envelops Zev in Shadow*

Anzu: The way I see it, you have two choices. One. You continue to mess with Malygos, and your body is painfully ripped apart by the power of darkness. Two. You stop messing with my student, and we leave you alone. Simple choice, if you ask me.


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