Area 51

Area 51 is a top-secret United States Air Force base located somewhere in the American southwest. Unlike other USAF compounds, Area 51 was established to store items of alien origin deemed too dangerous to be public knowledge, as well as support the development of experimental technologies derived from said items. Tommy Wiseau was held as a prisoner in Area 51 until he was broken out by Jesse Ventura in the late 1990s.

History
According to renowned conspiracy theorist Jesse Ventura, Area 51 was stormed by Russian forces in 1995.

At some point in the late 1990s, the being known as "Tommy Wiseau" was arrested and transferred to Area 51 after local police discovered that he possessed vampire-like abilities. Wiseau was labelled "slavic vampire, possibly alien" and imprisoned in a special illuminated cell that was outfitted with an intense light emitter that burned him if he became too rowdy or if he refused to comply with the demands of Area 51 personnel.

Soon afterwards, Jesse Ventura was taken on a guided tour of Area 51. There, he encountered a desperate Wiseau, whose pleas of innocence were silenced when a soldier dialled up the light emitter of Wiseau's cell. Ventura was so disgusted by the soldiers' callous treatment of Wiseau, in addition to the fact that Wiseau seemed to have been denied due process in a court of law (a right of every American citizen), that he overpowered the two soldiers escorting him and freed Wiseau from his cell, triggering an alarm. A platoon of soldiers led by Peter Ennis soon arrived on the scene to arrest the two men, but were forced to retreat when Wiseau tore off the head of one soldier and turned it into a makeshift bomb which he then threw into the group. With the soldiers off their trail, Ventura and Wiseau proceeded into an aircraft hangar and escaped Area 51 in a stolen Blackbird.

Ventura's memories of his visit to Area 51 were later wiped somehow, but were restored by Wiseau when the two men were reunited on Meme World in 150,084 CMT (2014).