Mark Zuckerberg

"Lemme explain something to you real quick. Jesse, called Mark Zuckerberg, and they uh... for lack of a better term... "took care of me". Yeah, they wiped me off the internet completely."

- Kevin Douglas to Car Guard

Mark Zuckerberg is the CEO of Facebook, a social media corporation based on Earth.

History
Mark Zuckerberg became famous on his home planet, Earth, for co-creating a social media website called Facebook.

At some point, Mark Zuckerberg came to owe Jesse Ventura a favor. Jesse tried to cash in this favor with Zuckerberg when Kevin Douglas abandoned his post at Supermax 429 amid the CrackJag controversy. The favor Jesse demanded was that Zuckerberg accessed Douglas's account to see if he had since updated his Facebook status or sent any private messages to anyone that might give hints regarding his whereabouts. Zuckerberg initially complied with Jesse's request, but as soon as he logged into Douglas's account, he saw that Douglas had been posting pictures of himself partying with barely-clothed women every Friday night without even censoring the images. This shocked Zuckerberg so much that he forgot about Jesse's request and immediately terminated Douglas's account for violating the Facebook Terms of Service. When Jesse next called to request an update, Zuckerberg told Jesse why Douglas's account had been deleted, then hung up the phone.

Upon discovering that his account had been deactivated, Kevin Douglas came to the conclusion that Jesse Ventura had conspired with Mark Zuckerberg to wipe him off the internet (though it is unclear how he came to this specific conclusion). Douglas did not learn the truth until he was reunited with Ventura in 150,084 CMT.