Coach (DMU)

In the Dark Mirror Universe, "Coach" was a member of the Pennis And Also Dicke And Balls Bureau before leaving to fight in the "cheeseburger apocalypse".

History
Coach was an active member of the PAADABB up until a few months before Kermit went insane. He was approached by a group of humans who told him that they were facing an apocalypse and needed his help. Coach took that to mean that there was a cheeseburger apocalypse going on, so he left, saying that he had to fight his own battles, and would eventually return. Punished Shrek took some of Coach's DNA so that they could clone him in case he didn't.

Months before the Dong Squad's arrival in the Dark Mirror Universe, two other PAADABB members, Asuka and Grant Gustin, went looking for Coach and disappeared.

When Ainsley Harriott found Coach's DNA sample, Johnny Test told him what it was and what happened to Coach. Ainsley added the sample to the special mutation spaghetti mix that he was preparing to test on Test. The resulting mix caused Test to mutate into Joey.

Asuka returned to the PAADABB in the middle of their battle with the Dongers. She began to tell them that she and Gustin had found Coach, and that Gustin was staying with him to fight in the so-called "cheeseburger apocalypse".