Chief Master Guru

The Chief Master Guru was an abusive and sadistic shaman who mentored Xavier in the ways of the spirits.

Description
The Chief Master Guru was an elderly, olive-skinned shaman with a sly demeanour who wore a headdress and more beads than Xavier had ever been able to count.

History
In 150,084 CMT (Day 76 of The Mazkertis Paradox arc), Xavier had a flashback to a period of his adolescence that he spent under the tutelage of the Chief Master Guru. While the two shamans sat in front of a tent in an environment that resembled the Australian outback, the Chief Master Guru taught Xavier that, in order to create a strong friendship, one must plant the seeds of trust and maintain the garden that it would blossom into, for maintenance would lead to proper countenance in the face of a friend. Xavier asked the Chief Master Guru if he was his friend, but the Chief dodged the question by pointing at what he claimed was "a deer with a cantaloupe on its head" just out of sight. When Xavier turned to look for the deer, the Chief disappeared and hid behind a rock, leaving Xavier to roam the desert looking for him. The Chief chuckled to himself while he hid, saying "Too easy".

Trivia

 * The Chief Master Guru originates from the cult Adult Swim series Xavier: Renegade Angel.