Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was a human martial arts practitioner who Blackout chose to represent himself in the Battle of Haxx vs. Haxx.

History
Throughout his life, Chuck Norris, a martial arts practitioner from Earth, has been credited with performing a wide range of miraculous and seemingly impossible feats that, if true, would make him one of the most powerful beings in the universe. These legends caused him to become both feared and respected throughout the universe, no matter how ridiculous they were, whether he liked it or not.

In 150,080 CMT, Blackout and Zev Raregroove had one of their biggest fights yet; the borders between universes collapsed under their power as they fought across the multiverse. Eventually, after crash-landing in an unknown universe, they decided that they were equally-matched, so Blackout came up with another plan to claim victory: each of them would summon someone from the human world to fight on their behalf - if he won, Zev would have to serve him for two months, if Zev won, Blackout would choose not to invade one planet of Zev's choice. What followed became known as the Battle of Haxx vs. Haxx.

Blackout summoned Norris, who he was sure would be able to beat whoever Zev chose as a representative. Zev chose Miyamoto Musashi, who immediately swung at Norris with his katana; in response, Norris round-house kicked the samurai across the battlefield. However, to Norris's surprise, Musashi had tied a wire around his leg when he wasn't looking, which pulled Norris into the air along with him. Norris landed on Musashi's sword, impaling his gut.

Assuming that the battle was over, Zev went back to attacking Blackout, but the surviving Norris came up behind him and whacked him across the head with Musashi's unconscious body, which he was using as a club. Blackout berated Norris for doing this, because he and Zev were almost at an agreement; Norris just shrugged it off. He then accidentally stepped on the friendship bracelet that Zev made Blackout. Norris's combined insults REALLY pissed Zev off, so he decided to kill Norris in an extremely gory fashion: first, he stabbed an energy blade through his stomach, slashing out his side, then grabbed him by the head and slammed it into the ground, utterly destroying it.