Burt

"Hahaha! With this money, I will rule the world!"

- Burt's last words

Burt was an ally of Goldenn Flame who was killed by murderous, sentient fliers after robbing a store on Malchior IV.

History
In 150,084 CMT, Goldenn Flame dropped Burt off at a street corner on Malchior IV so that Burt could get them both some cash. Burt did this by robbing a shop. He then exited onto the street and exclaimed that he would "rule the world" with the money he had stolen, but he was attacked by sentient fliers (pamphlets) before he could reach his getaway car and was taken into space, where he died. This was witnessed by Kranxx, TTT, and Car Guard.

When Kranxx, TTT, and Car Guard bumped into Goldenn Flame across the street moments later, Flame asked them if they had seen Burt, who had left a few minutes earlier to get them some cash. This prompted awkward looks and uncomfortable silences as the trio realized that Burt had likely been the robber they had just seen killed. The subsequent appearance of GregF distracted Goldenn Flame before he could learn what had happened to Burt.