Smee

Smee was a soldier who was tasked with helping Bill Wilson on his mission to investigate the Pirate Lords.

History
Smee joined an elite division of the United States military on Earth. The Central Intelligence Agency hired him to aid Bill "CIA" Wilson on his mission to investigate the Pirate Lords of Liquid-Metallicon.

In 150,084 CMT, Smee accompanied CIA to Malchior IV, who planned to rendezvous with TTT to gain information from him that would lead them to Lalli Cain. TTT arrived at CIA's plane with Kranxx and Car Guard, the latter of whom had met Cain before, so Smee and the others allowed them onto the plane along with some sack-wearing prisoners. After the plane took flight, one of the prisoners was revealed to be Cain himself, who shot the pilot so that he could escape. The plane crashed elsewhere on Malchior IV, but Smee and the others survived and obtained an identical plane to replace the one that had been destroyed.

While CIA travelled to Kartouche's Moosical Extravaganza with Kranxx, TTT, Car Guard, and Goldenn Flame, Smee and his allies followed him in their new plane and parked it in the garage connected to Hungry-man's log cabin ship just outside the concert venue. When an army of Ta'har stormed the venue, the concert attendees fled into the log cabin and were forced to battle the Ta'har. Amid the chaos, Kranxx found the log cabin's navigation console and set a course for the Stouttish Islands. The Ta'har were defeated but CIA didn't want to go to the Stouttish Islands, so he rang Dennis, the de facto leader of the concert survivors, and requested that he, Smee, Maimen, Kranxx, Baneman, and Buttman left the log cabin aboard their plane. Dennis approved of CIA's flight plan, but before they could leave, they were ambushed by hotheads.

Amid the chaos, CIA instructed one of his men, Juan Avyu, to go and halt the log cabin's flight so that they could leave aboard their plane once the hotheads were defeated. However, the opposite happened and the plane jumped into hyperspace, which made CIA realize that Juan Avyu had been replaced by an enemy spy named Juan Avem. Meanwhile, a grenade blew a hole in the cabin's hull, which caused it to drop out of hyperspace and plummet towards Meme World. Smee looked out of the hole at the sights below and informed CIA that it wasn't the Stouttish Islands, but was instead "some kind of Meme World". Smee then pulled out a tablet computer to view the status of the log cabin: he saw that the engines had failed and that someone was overriding the door controls to the garage. However, before the intruders could break in, the log cabin crashed into the surface of the world below.

Smee survived the crash and told Dennis that Juan Avem was the one responsible for it. Smee was overjoyed when he saw CIA emerge from a pile of debris alive and well, so he ran to him and hugged him.