User:Kon/To do

Ben Linus
Ben Linus is the protector of "The Island", a hidden island on Earth that has unique temporal properties. He led the "Others", the island's inhabitants, in an attack on Quolas's fortress, a sacred fortress on the island that Quolas decided to claim for himself. After being given a demonstration of power by Quolas and other members of the Claws of the Phoenix, Ben was convinced of their goals and allowed them to leave the island.
 * Work: LOST

Blackbeard
Blackbeard is an ambitious space pirate who wants to become the most powerful pirate in the galaxy. To further this goal, he killed two other pirates and broke several prisoners out of Galactic Government custody to absorb into his crew. Kong met with Zev Raregroove to warn him about Blackbeard, telling Zev that if he meets Blackbeard, he should just kill him instead of bringing him in.
 * Work: One Piece

Cave Johnson
Cave Johnson is the CEO of Aperture Science, a scientific research organization specializing in portal technology and... combustible lemons. Johnson once visited the Hall of Justice to offer the Justice League some of his combustible lemons, but they declined.
 * Work: Portal series

David Leatherhoff
David Leatherhoff is a human inmate of Supermax 282. He appears to be addicted to pills of some sort.
 * Work: Afraid of Monsters

Demopan


Demopan was an eccentric clone of the "Demoman", a bomb-slinging mercenary who worked for the US-based TF Industries several decades ago. He considered See-Man his "cuz", likely because they were cloned at the same time. Unlike his progenitor, the Demopan used a frying pan in combat instead of explosives. He soon left Earth and discovered the Stouttish Islands, a location teeming with HahaJ'UsT-Seying energy. The islands were subsequently populated by his friends, and their friends, and so on. Demopan died of old age, but respawned somehow to work as a cook in the McYonalds restaurant. He became good friends with Yon, and carried him to safety when he was injured during the Battle of Fresh Fruit.
 * Work: Team Fortress 2 community meme

When BONES arrived on the Stouttish Islands to form the Dong Squad, Demopan immediately signed up. He fought bravely in his first mission, clonking the heads of some ZFT soldiers with his pan and planting explosives around the Spire of Conquest with Billy Mays. When the time came to detonate them, Demopan sacrificed his ride home by using the Travel Glove to extract the cancerous cells in Mays's body, and then placed the glove on his hand. Mays was flown to safety by the glove, but Demopan did not have time to escape and so was killed in the explosion.

Double
Double was a monstrous shapeshifting creature that travelled to Dekan one day under the guise of a nun. She and her companion Peacock were challenged by Old Man Ross and an unknown witch. However, they were immediately frozen in a User-created time-lock when User Zev and User LM realized that they had no interest in seeing the battle continue. Months later, the time-lock was destroyed by Boltman, who wished to investigate its contents. Double fought Boltman when he killed Peacock, but was overcome by Boltman's YONBOTs and slaughtered.
 * Work: Skullgirls

Dr. Pavel
Dr. Leonid Pavel is a Russian physicist who specializes in building weapons of mass destruction. He was caught by CIA one day, but escaped from the agent with Bane. Dr. Pavel was eventually arrested and sent to Supermax 282. He participated in the prison break organized by Heavy, Seran and others, but failed to reach the hangar bay before it locked down. As a result, he remains trapped in the prison.
 * Work: The Dark Knight Rises

Garfielf
"Garfielf" is a bastardized version of the character Garfield. In the original videos he appeared in, Garfielf is essentially the same character as Garfield, but with strange catchphrases and a malicious personality. In BZPB, Garfielf shares these traits, but has become a ravenous spacefaring entity with hunger comparable to that of Pumkin and Hungry-man. Garfielf has recently left Earth and his owner Jon behind to wage war on on Pumkin, Hungry-man, and anyone else who could be hungry enough to go after his precious lasaga.
 * Work: PilotRedSun

Hannyabal
Hannyabal was the Vice Warden of Impel Down over 50,000 years ago. He was tipped off by an unknown source just before Blackout launched an attack on the prison, allowing him enough time to escape.
 * Work: One Piece

Harold
Harold is a scientist who works at the Black Mesa Research Facility in New Mexico. In BZPB, the famous Black Mesa Incident never happened, meaning that the facility would remain operational far into the future. Harold has connections to Steven Pinker, and sent him a Displacer Cannon to use to escape from Supermax F███ B█████.
 * Work: Half-Life series

Heavy
"Heavy", real name Mikhail, is an inmate of Supermax 282. He joined Seran Dol-Abi, Dr. Bedge, Doug Walker and others in their attempted breakout, but stayed behind to fight the guards, buying them the time they needed to escape in the process.
 * Work: Team Fortress 2

Jaxidak Yik
is an shady adventurer from FROG who met Torrin Zimmer on a space station in front of a bounty board. He told Zimmer that he could use his help in tracking down a Terugan outlaw, Zax, who had stolen something of his. He also introduced him to his mechanic, Aeoh.

Physically, Jaxidak is a four-armed alien with spiked, greyish skin - the spikes appear to emerge from and then withdraw back into his body in tune to his breathing. His torso is segmented in two parts, and he has the head of a lizard, except with four yellow eyes. He wears what looks like medieval tunic over his "top torso", and another piece around his waist. He is around eight feet tall standing up and sounds like a Scouser.

JC Denton
JC Denton is an technologically-augmented former inmate of Supermax 282. JC is assumed to be insane due to his periodic conversations with inanimate objects and speech that makes little to no sense. He joined Seran, Doug Walker, Dr. Bedge and others in their prison breakout, and was one of those who successfully escaped. Denton and the rest of the group crash-landed on the planet Kravenhold, where he helped them fight off Bring the Pain Barry. One of his augmentations grants him the ability to rapidly heal from damage, an ability that proved useful in his escape from the prison.
 * Work: Deus Ex (Malkavian Mod)

John Freeman
John Freeman is a brave humen who appears somewhere in TTT's family tree. He graced the Meme World characters with his presence, and was offered a position in the Wang Gang. However, Freeman declined, saying that he has his own battles to fight elsewhere.
 * Work: Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

Lemongrab
The bizarre, lemon-like creature known as Lemongrab was the warden of Supermax 282. He was a cloned descendant of the original Lemongrab. He was despised by his staff for his totalitarian behavior and his tendency to give his prisoners absurdly long sentences, even for minor crimes. Immediately after the collapse of the Galactic Government, Niflheim, Strika, Levi and Captain Eurobeat appeared in his office and asked for his help in finding prisoners to help stop Mazkertis. Lemongrab refused and tried to alert the guards instead, so Strika killed him by punching through his face.

Matthew Ziegler
Matthew Ziegler is a ZFT member who is stationed at the landing site of the Shattered Mirror II. When Nyatera emerged from the device, Ziegler ordered his Rahkshi to kill her. Before they could, Nyatera disabled them and requested to join the ZFT. Ziegler contacted David Robert Jones, who accepted SM Nyatera into the organization.

Merasmus
Merasmus is a crack-snorting human wizard and a member of the Dong Squad. He owned a mansion on the Stouttish Islands that he shared with Soldier, but kicked him out when his antics became too much. Merasmus later became the financier of McYonalds, but decided to leave his position when the Cooperative offered him a position in the Dong Squad. Despite his unreliability, Merasmus has proven to be one of the team's more valuable assets, as his (equally unreliable) spells have often helped them achieve their goals. Despite there initially being animosity between the two, Merasmus and Soldier have since put their differences aside in lieu of a greater cause: Saving the universe as they know it.

Mike and Dave
Mike and Dave are two down-on-their-luck security guards who were stationed outside Earth's Stargate in Tunisia. They encountered Kakamu, Quolas, Nadle, D-Klak, and Bob when they appeared in the desert next to them. While Mike was certain that their presence should be reported, Dave was quick to trust the aliens and let them through. Unfortunately, this meant that the aliens caused havoc at the Stargate and ended up using it to get home, which likely resulted in Mike and Dave being fired.

Mortimer Moloch
Mortimer is the twin brother of Randolph Moloch, a mercenary who disappeared after going to Liquid-Metallicon. Desperately trying to find out what has happened to his missing brother, Mortimer follows leads to Doug Walker's house on Earth. Doug and his friends offer to help Mortimer find Randolph, so they get in Doug's ship and leave. However, when they leave Earth's orbit, they are arrested by Toa Komerak of the Platinum Lantern Corps for flying without a license, and are immediately sent to Supermax 282. Mortimer and several other inmates organize a breakout, and he escapes with Doug and co. in a ship that crashes on Kravenhold. Mortimer is skilled with a rapier and will stop at nothing to find his brother.

Patrick Bateman
Patrick Bateman is a deranged yet wealthy psychopath who was first seen at Kartouche's concert on Tybion. Unlike official depictions of this character, the BZPB version of Bateman is obsessed with pointing out anything that repeats in number, be it numbers, characters, fauna or whatever. Bateman briefly indulged in his bloodlust when he fought the Ta'har after the concert, but he was soon overpowered and forced to flee with the other joke characters. Bateman eventually found himself on Meme World where he was recruited into the Wang Gang.

Peacock
Peacock was a teenage girl with cybernetic implants who travelled to Dekan to find someone to fight. She was trapped in a time-lock with her companion Double, but was eventually freed from the lock by Boltman. Unfortunately, she made the mistake of getting in his way thereafter, and paid the highest price.

Pumkin
Pumkin is a large, ravenous, pumpkin-like creature. It first appeared on the Stouttish Islands, where it gained notoriety for dining and dashing at several restaurants, including McYonalds. Pumkin was soon recruited into the Dong Squad, where it has proved a valuable asset due to its extreme strength, durability, and of course, appetite. The only times Pumkin speaks are when it gives simple but brusque commands.

Randolph Moloch
Randolph is a human mercenary and member of the Dong Squad. He first appeared when Lord Ozar put out a request for mercenaries on Liquid Metallicon. Ozar drafted Randolph into a team that went on to break Tiff Ramson out of Supermax 429. After the mission, he was offered a new assignment as a member of the Dong Squad, which he hesitantly accepted. Randolph is among the most intelligent of the Dongers, but also the most cowardly. He finds it much more difficult to adapt to insane occurrences than the rest of the squad, and is sometimes picked on by the other members because of this. Randolph's skills lie in close quarters fighting, as he is quite skilled with the rapier and can perform some magic-based attacks.

Richter Abend
Richter Abend is an ally of Malygos who first appeared on Kamino III. He was on Malygos's ship when it fell through the fourth wall and onto BZPower. He and Emil Castlanger fell into Dark709's comics, where they were attacked by the man himself with a barrage of energy blasts. Richter sneaked up behind him, slashed him with his axe and burned him with his sword, but it had seemingly no effect on the User. He and Emil eventually regrouped with the rest of Malygos's forces to launch an assault on several other Users. He was never seen again.
 * Work: Tales series

Sadi
Sadi was the Chief Guard of Impel Down over 50,000 years ago. She was tipped off by an unknown source just before Blackout launched an attack on the prison, allowing her enough time to escape.

Seeldier
Seeldier is a bizarre entity who is similar to See-Man: they both have the same cartoonish proportions and the power to instantly detect anyone or anything in the universe they are in. Like See-Man, Seeldier announces his findings with "SEE!", but he is seemingly unable to say anything else. At some point, he was imprisoned in Supermax 282, but rescued by Captain Eurobeat's allies at the request of the President of Earth.

Shrek
Shrek is an ill-tempered ogre who somehow discovered that the universe is in danger, and that only the Dong Squad can save it. Shrek left his swamp and his family in search of the squad, eventually finding his way to the Stouttish Islands. True to his vision, he was recruited into the Dong Squad, and served them well over the course of several missions. He was eventually killed by Tommy Wiseau during their battle under the surface of Meme World.

Soldier
Soldier is a deranged but extremely patriotic member of the Dong Squad. He once lived in Merasmus's mansion on the Stouttish Islands, but was kicked out by the wizard when his antics became too much. Despite there initially being animosity between the two, Merasmus and Soldier have since put their differences aside in lieu of a greater cause: Saving the universe as they know it. Soldier's signature weapon is a rocket launcher, but he has also been seen using shovels and pickaxes in combat.

Solek
Solek is an Av-Matoran living on the Mata Nui II. He was stationed at the entrance to the colony on the day that Lalli Cain arrived with the Toa Nuva. Solek excitedly welcomed them in and asked the Nuva all sorts of questions about their adventures. After the initial welcome, Tahu told Solek to get representatives on all floors together so that he could make an announcement. Solek did so, and, after hearing Tahu's speech, voted to form a team to send to the Red Star.

Vex
Vex was the Chief Warden of Darigan Citadel's dungeon on the planet Neopia. Lord Kass realized Vex would disagree with some of her new imprisonments, so in order to prevent a betrayal from him, she made a plan to relieve him of command. To achieve this, she had a double agent frame Vex by murdering prisoners and planting evidence that pointed to him as the culprit.

Watchdog-man
Watchdog-man was a human superhero dressed in a white shiba inu costume. He snuck on board the Kusanagi one day, hoping to hitch a ride with its crew. Lucy Farr and Lilith Heyerdahl were less than amused, and immediately attacked Watchdog-man with the full force of their Stands. However, their attacks barely affected him, and Watchdog-man decide to hitch a ride with the crew of the Good Ship Sugarboat instead. Said ship was almost immediately destroyed by the newly-awakened Boltman, likely killing Watchdog-man.
 * Work: One-Punch Man

90s Kid
90s Kid is an eccentric friend of Linkara's who is obsessed with 1990s pop culture. He was captured and held hostage by Bring the Pain Barry on Kravenhold, prompting Linkara, Spanha, Seran and co. to launch a daring rescue mission to free him. They eventually managed to defeat Barry and free 90s Kid.
 * Work: Atop the Fourth Wall