Thomas Wiseau

"With Malygos gone, the Dominion is mine to rule. But I can't rule it alone."

- Thomas Wiseau to Alex Jones

In the Dark Universe (Sefer Timeline), Thomas Wiseau was a vampiric warlord who took command of the Dominion after Sefer Yetzirah disposed of Malygos.

Description
Thomas Wiseau possessed a vampiric appearance, having pale white skin and long black hair that framed both sides of his face, with a body concealed within a black silk cloak arranged in a way that suggested an impossibly large pair of shoulders beneath them. He hovered above the ground when he moved, and he spoke in a thespian tone.

Recruiting the Betrayer
In 7108 ADP, Thomas Wiseau and his mercenary, Bojack, boarded Supermax 282 in order to break out Alex Jones and recruit him to their cause. After Bojack disposed of the Makuta guards and tore open an entrance to Jones's cell, Wiseau addressed Jones and showed him a device of "pure knowledge" that he claimed would even the odds in the war against Sefer Yetzirah. Jones was surprised that Wiseau would come to him with the prospect of an alliance, especially because Jones had betrayed him in the past, but Wiseau replied that "everybody" had betrayed him and that it was more important that he found someone to help him rule the Dominion. When Wiseau promised that all humans would bow to Jones, Jones agreed to the proposal and turned to leave. However, Bojack blocked their exit, telling Wiseau that he wished to renegotiate his contract because this was far more dangerous work than he had signed on for. After Wiseau smugly replied that he was correct, Jones disappeared in a blur of motion and performed Shun Goku Satsu on Bojack, causing him to explode into a storm of white liquid energy.

The Battle of Tybion Primaris
Two weeks later, Thomas Wiseau arrived on Tybion Primaris in his personal flagship, the O-Hai Mk.II, as part of a massive alliance that had gathered for an all-out assault on Sefer's forces. Sefer recognized the O-Hai Mk.II and was enraged by its presence.

Later that day, this version of Thomas Wiseau was erased from existence when the Wanderer used the Revision Blade to reset the timeline of the Dark Universe.

Trivia

 * Thomas Wiseau is a parody of Tommy Wiseau.