Battle of Fresh Fruit

The Battle of Fresh Fruit occurred when Shockwave accidentally teleported himself and the X-Men to the Stouttish Islands. He decided to test the X-Men's combat skills by making them attack the island's residents.

Hilarity ensued.

Background
When Shockwave and the X-Men left Krika's lab via a portal, they were confused when they found themselves on the Stouttish Islands instead of a location that had been preselected for them to test the X-Men's combat skills. Nevertheless, Shockwave figured he'd just have the X-Men attack the islanders instead, and ordered them to do so. Cyc blasted the fresh prince of fresh fruit's door down with an eyebeam, causing Full-man and The Hand to run away in fear. See-Man and Yon attacked Cyc at the same time, blasting him into a car. However, he quickly recovered and fired another eyebeam at Yon. Yon fired an eyebeam of his own at the same time, causing them to clash in mid-air.

Meanwhile, Wolverine took a swing at Dr. Hax, and Shockwave fired a missile at the escaping Full-man. Dr. Hax responded by sending a barrage of computer monitors flying at Wolverine, who tried to dodge them but got hit by some anyway. Full-man narrowly escaped the missile blast, but was thrown into a Happy Person regardless. When TFPOFF finally came out of his house to see the chaos, he was tripped up by Nightcrawler, but his appearance served to distract Cyclops and allow Yon to blast him away. Pootisman also appeared from inside the house and punched Wolverine, but was charged by Juggernaut immediately after.

Cyclops and Storm decided to gang up on Yon, and injured him with their combined laser and lightning attacks. While he retreated, Nightcrawler continued attacking TFPOFF. This came to an end when TFPOFF grabbed Nightcrawler's spine mid-teleport and twisted it. Nightcrawler was killed instantly, and TFPOFF took the opportunity to escape. Shockwave then blew up TFPOFF's house with another missile, but no-one was harmed in the explosion.

Upon determining that Shockwave was their leader, Dr. Hax threw another barrage of monitors at him. Shockwave responded by smashing the monitors with his fists and firing a laser at Hax. Shockwave's laser wasn't having much of an effect on Dr. Hax, so he transformed into a tank and fought him that way. Eventually, Shockwave managed to defeat Hax, but Hax escaped before Shockwave could execute him. Enraged, Shockwave ordered several unoccupied X-Men to chase after Hax. Unfortunately, they were no match for the full extent of Dr. Hax's power, as Hax somehow gained the ability to summon a gigantic computer monitor above them. These X-Men didn't have time to dodge the falling monitor, so they were crushed beneath it.

Now that he had seen the X-Men in action, Shockwave decided that it was time to take them back to base. He opened a portal and disappeared with the remaining X-Men.