King Harkinian

King Harkinian is a mentally deficient Hylian king who lives on Meme World. He briefly assisted the Dong Squad in their battle against Tommy Wiseau.

History
In 150,084 CMT, Harkinian was approached by Sasha and asked to help the Dong Squad in their battle against Tommy Wiseau. Harkinian was no fan of Wiseau's tyrannical rule, so he agreed to go with Sasha, LeTrole Rusemann, and the Reddit Alien to help the Dongers out. They arrived in Wiseau's underground lair just in time, as Wiseau had already overpowered most of the Dongers with The Mask and his gigantic bat-like steed. Harkinian fired his D1NN3R BLASTER at the bat, which, in combination with the bullets fired from Jesse Ventura's machine gun, injured it somewhat.

When Tommy Wiseau used The Mask to transport himself, Yon, BONES, Shrek, See-Man, and The Hand into a reality distortion that resembled San Francisco, Harkinian and the others were left behind. Sasha began to panic about the Dongers' safety, so Harkinian attempted to reassure him, telling him that "this peace is what all true warriors strive for". They witnessed BONES and Wiseau be transported back, as well as the final battle that resulted in Wiseau's death. Harkinian and the Reddit Alien silently wept upon learning that Yon, Shrek, See-Man and The Hand did not survive their battle in Wiseau's reality distortion.

King Harkinian attended the funeral for Yon, Shrek, See-Man, and The Hand with many other memes both old and new.

Chapter 7: Zugunruhe
King Harkinian made a brief cameo in Chapter 7 of The Mazkertis Paradox. He observed the transfer of memes between Sasha and the Reddit Alien, and made a shocked face.

Trivia

 * This version of King Harkinian is based off his portrayal in various YouTube Poops instead of his canonical portrayal in the Legend of Zelda franchise.
 * In Legend of Zelda canon, Harkinian is the father of Princess Zelda of Hyrule. Zelda also appeared in BZPB by virtue of her clone, but it is unknown if the two are related in any way.