A. LeMao

A. "Ayy" LeMao was an Ayy-Lmalium navigator and pilot aboard the Dong Squad's spaceship.

Early Life
A. LeMao grew up on Spaghetti World, where he worked at a meatball factory and would usually go to his mother's house for a homemade spaghetti dinner every night. However, his peaceful life was thrown into chaos when the Greys breached the defences of Spaghetti World and destroyed every food factory in sight, including LeMao's workplace, and enslaved the Ayy-Lmaliums. LeMao and his brethren were denied pasta and other traditional foods by their Grey overlords, until Lord Zrintch, a legendary Sith Lord who was said to have never lost a galactic battle, destroyed the Greys' defences and liberated the Ayy-Lmalium people. While the Cooperative genocided the Grey invaders on Spaghetti World, Zrintch extended an offer to the Ayy-Lmaliums to join the Cooperative to prevent similar invasions on other peaceful worlds. LeMao signed up on the spot and was eventually assigned to BONES's ship.

The Dong Squad
In 150,084 CMT, A. LeMao worked as a navigator and pilot aboard BONES's ship while it transported the Dong Squad across the cosmos. After the Dong Squad's mission to Teruga Prime, A. LeMao was tasked to steer the ship in the direction that See-Man was pointing because it would lead the Dong Squad to their next objective: the Mask of Loki. LeMao briefly reflected on his life as he tried to steer the ship in the direction of See-Man's finger.

As the Dong Squad's ship approached Meme World, it passed through an anomalous energy field that drained the power from all electronic equipment, causing it to crash into the planet's surface. A. LeMao and his brethren proceeded to huddle around a powerless Cooperative Maker and cry because it could no longer make them spaghetti. In response, Yon lifted up the diminutive A. LeMao, placed him on his shoulder, and reassured him that they would probably find more spaghetti somewhere else on Meme World due to its bizarre properties.

On Day 4 of The Mazkertis Paradox arc, A. LeMao informed Jesse Ventura that Lord Zrintch had ordered the creation of a second strike team, the Wang Gang, to assist the Dong Squad and take on missions of their own whenever the Dong Squad were not available. Ventura was not pleased with the idea, but relayed this information to the Dong Squad regardless as the Wang Gang arrived aboard the Dong Squad's ship and introduced themselves. A beeping sound then signalled that the ship was receiving an incoming transmission, prompting A. LeMao to run to the communications deck and boost the signal to establish a stable connection between the caller, Kevin Douglas, and the gathered members of the Dong Squad and Wang Gang.

The current status and whereabouts of A. LeMao following the mission to Vizima are unknown.