Grzegorz

Grzegorz was an inhabitant of Space Poland who once helped User Kon, User MK, and User Red to find a new laptop.

Description
Grzegorz was a white Polish man with a young-ish appearance and blonde hair. He was clad in an armored sniper suit with a detachable helmet.

History
In 150,084 CMT, Grzegorz noticed a brawl in a street at night on Space Poland between three Users: User Kon, User MK, and User Red, and three Legislators. Grzegorz decided to help the Users fight the Legislators, so he took up position on a nearby rooftop and used a sniper rifle to disable the last remaining Legislator by firing a bullet through its head. At User Kon's behest, Grzegorz jumped down from the roof and introduced himself to the Users. Grzegorz explained that he had decided to help the Users because there was a lot of gang violence in that part of the city that the police did not always arrive on time to suppress, leaving him to keep the peace in their absence.

User Kon asked Grzegorz if there were any shops in that part of the city that sold computers and were still open. Grzegorz replied that there were not, but offered to lead the Users to a metro station that would take them to another part of the city where there were still open shops. The Users took Grzegorz up on his offer and followed him to the metro, where the four waited until a train arrived in the station in front of them. Grzegorz reassured the Users that he had a ticket that he could use for them and followed User MK and User Kon onto the train, with User Red and himself boarding last. Inside the train, Grzegorz inserted his ticket into a ticket machine four times and took a seat next to the Users as the train disembarked from the station. Grzegorz told the Users that Młociny station would be a good place to stop because there was an electronics shop that sold computers nearby. User Kon and User MK thanked Grzegorz for his help and asked him how he would want to be repaid, but Grzegorz modestly replied that there was no need for any kind of repayment, indicating that he was just happy to help.

Moments after the train stopped at Młociny station, User Kon teleported away to deal with another matter, leaving Grzegorz behind with User MK and User Red. Grzegorz led the two remaining Users out of the station and to a nearby RTV-AGD electronics store, which User Red gleefully entered. Grzegorz told the Users that he would wait for them outside and sat down on a bench near the shop. When it seemed that User MK did not know what to do, Grzegorz snapped at him, shouting "JUST FIND A FREAKING LAPTOP! JESUS, KURWA!". User MK retrieved a laptop from hammerspace, but it bluescreened on him, so he decided to return to BZPower.

In the end, User Red took so long to choose a new laptop that Grzegorz fell asleep outside. A homeless man approached him while he slept, drew a moustache on his face with permanent marker, stole his sniper rifle and left.