The Mazkertis Paradox (story)

The Mazkertis Paradox is an ongoing epic written by BZPB members Klak, Kon and Nif. Picking up where the story arc of the same name left off, it aims to conclude the arc and its numerous sub-plots in an exciting and dramatic way.

Serious characters
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 * Ade
 * Akoran Zicks
 * Akzer
 * Alda di Armechio
 * Angonce
 * Axalara
 * Baron Alfred Ernst von Budberg
 * Barricade
 * Bitil
 * Black Phantom
 * Blackout
 * Blue
 * Caiaphus
 * Captain Eurobeat
 * Cassandra Thorne
 * Cassius Calm
 * The Chousin (Tokimi, Tsunami and Washu)
 * Coro
 * D-Klak
 * Double
 * Dukamu
 * Eclipse
 * Eos
 * Ezekiel Carter / Lalli Cain
 * Etende
 * Figlio di Armechio
 * Fourteen
 * Gabriel Ascheron
 * Genetoes
 * Hassan (Dominion service)
 * Huriel
 * IG-88
 * Iris
 * K'theenya
 * Kakamu
 * Kakamu (SMU)
 * Kivalon
 * Klak
 * Komerak
 * Kong
 * Koranis
 * Kurenitsu
 * Levi
 * Leviathan
 * Lord Zrintch
 * Ludwig von Todesfal
 * Malygos
 * Masaharu
 * Max-Eli
 * Mazkertis
 * Mephistroth
 * Micros
 * Mink
 * Minutún
 * Misaki Raregroove
 * Mistgun
 * Moe
 * Monarch (Dark Universe)
 * Nadle
 * Namah
 * Niflheim
 * The Norman
 * Nu-13
 * Ophelia Valentine
 * Orion Pax
 * Osseron Tyrok
 * Ozar
 * Peacock
 * Perseus
 * President Howard
 * Prudence Franklin
 * Raziel
 * Remarkable Silver
 * Ricochet
 * Rokubungi Gendo
 * Sasuken
 * September
 * Shroom (SMU)
 * Spanha
 * Spotter
 * Straxus
 * Strika
 * Sun
 * TBS
 * Tezzeret
 * TPK
 * Trixitin
 * User Kon
 * User MK
 * User MY
 * User Nif
 * Viriathus
 * Viruel
 * Vrentus
 * Ynot
 * Zev Raregroove

Joke/minor characters
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 * The Dong Squad
 * Jesse Ventura, BONES, Ainsley Harriott, Ross Mandell, Billy Mays, Merasmus, No Image Guy, Pumkin, Randolph Moloch, Saitama, The Shell-Shocked Cat, Soldier


 * The Wang Gang
 * Hungry-man, Patrick Bateman, Car Guard, The Cataractor, Bill Wilson/CIA, TTT, the fresh prince of fresh fruit, the guy who was engulfed in milk


 * The Meme Team
 * Hassan-ill-Sabbah, Space Ryan Gosling, Buttman, Full-man, Caged Gorilla, Caged Pills, Sniper, Klaus, Kartouche, Matt, Olver, Bane, Barsad, Juan Avem


 * The Tiger Youth
 * Sinjon Wol, Doug Kug, Kek Kug, Woah Willson, Memme Meme, Dengdengdeng-deng Deng-dengdeng, many others


 * The We'd Warriors
 * Old Man Ross, Jean-Paul, Wal Wal, Wol, Abit, Richard


 * The Pennis And Also Dicke And Balls Bureau
 * Punished Shrek (DMU), Johnny Test (DMU), Cory Baxter (DMU), D-Reezy (DMU), Soldier (DMU), Hugh Neutron (DMU), Alex Jones (DMU), Robbie Rotten (DMU), Barry B. Benson (DMU), Asuka Langley Soryu (DMU)


 * Other


 * 18-LA
 * Agent 47
 * Aye
 * A. LeMao
 * Boltman
 * Chad
 * Chris
 * Cithus
 * Drepp
 * Dennis
 * Dolan
 * Donald Trump (The Affluent Man/President of Earth)
 * Doug Walker
 * Duke Nukem
 * Emporio Ivankov
 * Garfielf
 * Green Goblin (Norman Osborn)
 * Gub C. G. Giy
 * The Heckler
 * The Heller
 * The Heckumvirate
 * Ike
 * The Indian Kid President
 * James
 * Joey
 * Jon Arbuckle
 * Kek (wizard)
 * Kevin Douglas
 * King Harkinian
 * Lemongrab
 * A Manhunter
 * Monkey D. Dragon
 * Moonbase Alpha Astronaut
 * Moonman
 * Mr. Blobby
 * Neil Matheson (reporter)
 * Pootisman
 * Racist Poison Rabbit Entity Cat
 * Sasha
 * Seeldier
 * Sheev's clone
 * The Silver Surfer (Norrin Radd)
 * Snoo (Reddit mascot)
 * Stardust
 * The Stardust Crusaders
 * The Tourettes Guy