Dong Squad


 * "Dong Squad, EXPAND!" - the team's call to action

Yon's Dong Squad is a crack team of various powerful joke characters commanded by the aforementioned Terugan. The team was assembled from residents of the Stouttish Islands by BONES, who was under orders from Lord Zrintch to do so, as the Lord desires to prevent a predicted apocalyptic scenario from taking place in the near future.

First Mission: Teruga Prime
Once the team was assembled, and Yon was chosen to lead it, the team was flown to Teruga Prime. On the way, BONES explained to the team that their first mission would be to kill Vok and claim his Travel Glove, as it would be very important in the events to come. BONES pointed out that he would probably be in a city underneath the Spire of Conquest, and that the team were to enter that city via a hidden cave entrance under the ammonia sea. Meanwhile, Zrintch and his fleet were to attack the ZFT bases on the surface and incite a civil war on the planet. They travelled into the undersea cave while sat in Pumkin, who swam to it. Once on dry land inside the cave, they unloaded and proceeded into the city through a door that Yon kicked open. After they found the prison, No Image Guy hacked the site's systems and unlocked its doors to clear a path to Vok.

Current Members

 * Yon (Team leader)
 * BONES
 * LGAMs (Little Green Alien Men)
 * A LGAM who became infused with spaghetti, gaining complete control over any and all spaghetti
 * No Image Guy
 * Pumkin
 * Jesse Ventura
 * Ross Mandell
 * Billy Mays
 * See-Man
 * Merasmus
 * Soldier
 * Ainsley Harriott
 * Shrek
 * The Shell-Shocked Cat
 * The Hand
 * Randolph Moloch
 * One Punch Man

Former members

 * Demopan - Deceased, stayed behind to save Billy Mays. Mays was saved through the use of the Travel Glove, but Demopan was killed in the destruction of Ipomal shortly after