Chapter 13: Never Say Don't Ever Again

Never Say Don't Ever Again is the thirteenth chapter of The Mazkertis Paradox. In this chapter:


 * The Dong Squad travel into the Dark Mirror Universe, where they meet Kek and the Pennis And Also Dicke And Balls Bureau.
 * Bitil and Barricade deliver Iris to Mazkertis for use in his grand plan.

Characters

 * The Dong Squad:
 * Jesse Ventura
 * BONES
 * Ainsley Harriott
 * Billy Mays
 * Merasmus
 * No Image Guy
 * Randolph Moloch
 * Ross Mandell
 * Saitama
 * Shell-Shocked Cat
 * Soldier
 * The Pennis And Also Dicke And Balls Bureau:
 * Punished Shrek
 * DM Alex Jones
 * DM Asuka Langley Soryu
 * DM Barry B. Benson
 * DM Cory Baxter
 * DM D-Reezy
 * DM Johnny Test/Joey
 * DM Hugh Neutron
 * DM Robbie Rotten & clones
 * DM Soldier
 * Lord Zrintch
 * Kek
 * 18-LA
 * Genetoes
 * Mink
 * Raziel
 * Barricade
 * Bitil
 * Iris
 * Doug Walker