Moonbase Alpha Astronaut

"aeiou"

- The Moonbase Alpha Astronaut

The Moonbase Alpha Astronaut was a crazed resident of the Stouttish Islands.

History
In 150,084 CMT, the Moonbase Alpha Astronaut was one of several characters on the Stouttish Islands who witnessed the formation of the Dong Squad. The astronaut kicked a football at them in an attempt to get their attention, but failed because Pumkin simply ate the ball instead. The astronaut then began to cry as the Dong Squad left in search of Yon, wailing "Jooooooooooohn Maaaaddeeeeeen".

Later that year, the New York City Police Department sent several cars to perform a full-scale sweep of the Stouttish Islands in their search for Ross Mandell. The Moonbase Alpha Astronaut was opposed to the NYPD's presence on the Islands, so he kicked a ball next to one of the cars and shouted "Stop or I'll challenge you to FOOTBALL!". However, the policemen rejected the astronaut's challenge and chased him down in their car instead. When the astronaut finally collapsed of exhaustion, the policemen arrested him and asked him why he had ran, but he was only able to gasp "aeiou..." in response. The handcuffed astronaut was then put into the back of the police car.

Minutes later, the Moonbase Alpha Astronaut was joined in the back of the car by the Tourettes Guy and Chris; two other Stouttish Islands inhabitants who had been arrested in the NYPD's search. The same two policemen decided to transport their three suspects back to the NYPD's headquarters on Earth for mental health evaluations and questioning, so they turned the car around and drove it back through the portal to Earth.