Joey

"HEY GUYS IT’S JOEY FROM JOEY’S WORLD TOUR I’M BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"

- Joey's first words, The Mazkertis Paradox Chapter 13: Never Say Don't Ever Again

Joey is an energetic but grossly overweight mutant that was created when Ainsley Harriott transformed DM Johnny Test with a dish of mutation spaghetti that contained a sample of Coach's DNA and the contents of a mysterious vial labelled "Bob Frumm Food-Use". After helping the Dong Squad defeat the Pennis And Also Dicke And Balls Bureau, Joey was made an official member of the Dongers.

History
In 150,084 CMT, Joey's arrival was predicted by Garfielf, who knew him as the "prophesied 'Man From Another Place'". Garfielf embarked on a journey through space to stop Joey and other beings of hunger from eating his food.

Creation
Joey was created exactly two weeks after Garfielf's departure from Earth. Deep within the Panus and Asenis base in the Dark Mirror Universe, DM Johnny Test noticed that Ainsley Harriott and some Ayy-Lmaliums were carrying some mutation spaghetti. Upon discovering what it was, Test begged Ainsley to test it on him to see what would happen. After some persuasion, Ainsley agreed, but only if he could not be held responsible for the results. Ainsley and his LGAM assistants then prepared the dish, adding a sample of Coach's DNA and a mysterious vial labelled "Bob Frumm Food-Use" to it in the process, and served the resulting meal to Test. Test eagerly consumed the dish, but his excitement turned to terror when his body began painfully transforming into something new. At the end of this dramatic process, Joey lay in Test's place. He cheerily introduced himself to Ainsley and his assistants as "Joey from Joey's World Tour", and exclaimed that he was back. He was freed from his bonds and taken to meet the other Dongers and PAADABBers, who marvelled at the fact that Test had transformed into Joey.

Joey Attacks
Joey stood with the Dongers and PAADABBers in the battle against Kek, but did little in the battle. When Kek was struck down and killed, Joey announced that the time had come for the two teams to celebrate, because the Ayy-Lmaliums that Kek had slain would have wanted it that way. Joey returned to Panus and Asenis with his allies, and chose to celebrate with the Dong Squad instead of following the PAADABB to their private call with Lord Zrintch. This meant that, when the PAADABBers turned against the Dongers, Joey was vastly confused as to why the two teams had turned on each other. Unsure of who to support, Joey remained on the sidelines until he was approached by his creator, Ainsley Harriott, who begged for Joey's assistance and promised that he would make him a tasty meal in return for his help. This was enough to secure Joey's allegiance, so, with a battle cry of "WOO WOO WOO WOO!!", Joey charged at and tackled Punished Shrek, taking the ogre by surprise. Punished Shrek managed to throw Joey off, but Randolph Moloch stepped in to help Joey.

At the end of the battle, Joey stood with his true allies, the Dong Squad, and listened to Alex Jones's farewell speech. In return for Joey's actions in the battle, Jesse Ventura named him an official member of the Dong Squad. Together, the team left the Dark Mirror Universe and began the journey home, intending to confront Lord Zrintch about the accusations that he was working with the evil wizard Mazkertis.

Trivia

 * Joey is a parody of Joey from JoeysWorldTour, the owner of a food review channel on YouTube.
 * Joey's epithet is a reference to "Twin Peaks".