Hugh Neutron (DMU)

"Hehe, you know, Merasmus, Merazzy, Meras, Merazzo. My universe’s Klak, a race traitor, and that illegal immigrant from another universe named Zev, formed a gang and just jumped Mazkertis when he was just minding his own business! Now ain’t that just quacking crazy?!"

- Hugh Neutron to Merasmus

In the Dark Mirror Universe, Hugh Neutron was a member of the Pennis And Also Dicke And Balls Bureau.

Description
The Dark Mirror Universe's Hugh Neutron was a white, middle-aged human man with spectacles and a large quiff of brown hair. He had a goofy and eccentric outward persona that masked several darker aspects of his character. Hugh was typically villainous; he favored fascistic regimes such as the Toa Empire over democratic ones, expressed racist sentiments towards frogs and Kestora, and supported the hateful wizard Mazkertis in his crusade to rewrite the timelines of the Dark Mirror Universe and Original Universe. Hugh was obsessed with racist works such as the Dark Mirror Universe's Spider-Man 2 and even once attempted to indoctrinate others at gunpoint.

History
In 150,084 CMT (Day 69 of The Mazkertis Paradox arc), the Pennis And Also Dicke And Balls Bureau interrupted the battle between the Dong Squad and Kek that took place on the PAADABB's homeworld. When Kek admitted defeat and teleported away, the PAADABB and the Dong Squad introduced themselves to each other and the former team told the latter about how the lovable Kermit had become the evil Kek. DM Hugh took the opportunity to exclaim to No Image Guy "Frogs are only 10% of this planet's population, yet they commit 52% of the violent crime here! Now isn't that just quacking crazy?!", but No Image Guy ignored this statement's racist undertones.

The PAADABB then took the Dongers back to the Panus and Asenis base to recover from their battle against Kek. DM Hugh played with his collection of wooden and rubber ducks while Merasmus watched in fascination.

When the leaders of the PAADABB and the Dong Squad agreed to join forces to kill Kek in return for the PAADABB's eventual help against Mazkertis, DM Hugh and his allies ventured out into the destitute city outside in search of the crazed former frog. In the battle that followed, DM Hugh threw explosive ducks at Kek, but neither the PAADABB nor the Dong Squad met with much success until Punished Shrek pointed out that DM Soldier's long-ranged, combined attacks were doing more damage than the other's individual attacks. The now-combined attacks of the Dongers and PAADABBers soon overwhelmed Kek, who was finished off with a stab to the chest from D-Reezy. The Dongers and PAADABBers then returned to Panus and Asenis, and DM Hugh led Merasmus and Randolph Moloch into his "Duck Room" while the other PAADABBers secretly communicated with Lord Zrintch.

Inside the Duck Room, DM Hugh introduced Merasmus and Moloch to his extensive collection of toy ducks and offensive political posters, some of which bore phrases that praised Tuyet and the fascistic regime of the Toa Empire. DM Hugh then described how the Matoran had benefited from the Toa Empire, which was overthrown by D-Klak, among others. As DM Hugh went on to explain how Bring the Pain Barry did nothing wrong, Merasmus and Moloch became more and more uncomfortable, until that sensation became fear when they noticed a hand-crafted wooden statue of Mazkertis on DM Hugh's desk. After DM Hugh explained that Zev Raregroove was an illegal immigrant and D-Klak was a Kestora race traitor who beat up the innocent Mazkertis, he pulled out a shotgun and announced that it was time for "friendship bonding", forcing Merasmus and Moloch to "bond" with him at gunpoint.

Part of this "bonding" process involved forcing Merasmus and Moloch to watch the Dark Mirror Universe's version of Spider-Man 2, which contained lots of racist and offensive dialogue. At some point, Merasmus decided that it was time for him to escape, so he consumed some pills that boosted his magic and enabled him to blast DM Hugh through several walls. DM Hugh recovered and emerged into the room where the rest of the PAADABB were locked in combat with the Dong Squad, as Zrintch had ordered the PAADABB to dispose of their new allies. Though DM Hugh had not received the memo, he immediately sided with his team and fired a warning shot that hit Moloch in the leg. In response, OU Soldier fired his rocket launcher at DM Hugh, blasting him across the room. It is unclear if DM Hugh survived.

Trivia

 * This version of Hugh Neutron is based on the version seen in redpill/conspiracy memes, where he is portrayed as a racist conspiracy theorist/truth-seeker.