Dr. Bedge

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Dr. Amasiv Bedge is a prominent Alasaskan professor who is known for his written analysis of the HahaJ'UsT-Seying force.

Biography
While staying over at Doug Walker's house in California, Bedge overheard the critic agree with Seran Dol-Abi that they should fly into space to find the man responsible for stealing their kickstarter money. Bedge received a text from Jesse Ventura, who was bragging about sleeping with Bedge's wife, so Bedge volunteered to go with them as long as they looked for Ventura too. The group climbed into Seran's starfighter and flew into space, but were apprehended by Toa Komerak for ignoring protocol about leaving Earth and delivered to Supermax 282. There, they met Spanha and JC Denton and organized a breakout with them, with Bedge reluctantly agreed to. They managed to escape in the skip of a garbage truck leaving the station, but Koranis jettisoned it, leaving them to drift in space until they were rescued by Malcolm. Dr. Bedge and the others were dropped off on Kravenhold, where they fought Bring the Pain Barry and won.

Trivia

 * Dr. Bedge's character is totally ripped off from a character from a YouTube Poop, who himself is based on the likeness of Dr. Nick Begich, an Alaskan professor who theorizes that the HAARP complex is actually a mind-control device.