FAAAK-Cupcake

"SHAAAAT AAAAP!"

- FAAAK-Cupcake to Pootisman

FAAAK-Cupcake is a manic character who attended Kartouche's Moosical Extravaganza.

History
FAAAK-Cupcake is a clone of Soldier that was created as part of an unknown project on one of the various Earths that existed in the Original Universe. FAAAK-Cupcake was deemed to be a failed clone, so he was rejected from the project and shot into space with countless other failures, many of whom came to live in the galactic community.

In 150,084 CMT, FAAAK-Cupcake was one of the many characters who visited Kartouche's Moosical Extravaganza on Tybion and fled onto Hungry-man's log cabin ship when the venue was stormed by an army of enraged Ta'har. His first documented appearance came after the Battle of the Log Cabin, when Goldenn Flame was fatally wounded by Ta'harva. FAAAK-Cupcake paid his respects to Goldenn Flame alongside James, Pootisman and Bill Wilson, saying "You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best". Later, Pootisman said "Pootis!", so FAAAK-Cupcake told him to SHAAAAT AAAAP.

The engines of the log cabin ship were then sabotaged by Juan Avem, which caused the ship to teleport to Meme World and plummet towards its surface. FAAAK-Cupcake screamed that he sensed the presence of Merasmus below.

It is unknown if FAAAK-Cupcake survived the crash on Meme World's surface because he has not been mentioned since.

Trivia

 * FAAAK-Cupcake was inspired by the Gmod character Crack Cupcake.