Confused Man

"WHO IS MY ENEMY?!"

- Confused Man, in the Battle of the Log Cabin

Confused Man is a joke character who appears to be in a perennial state of confusion.

History
In 150,084 CMT, Confused Man was one of the many characters who visited Kartouche's Moosical Extravaganza on Tybion and fled onto Hungry-man's log cabin ship when the venue was stormed by an army of enraged Ta'har. The Ta'har boarded the log cabin as it took off from the planet, so the crowd of former concert attendees were forced to defend themselves in a battle that became known as the Battle of the Log Cabin. In this battle, Confused Man did not know who his enemy was, so he attacked Carrots in a confused state. He then became even more confused, so he attacked himself.

The log cabin's engines were then sabotaged by Juan Avem, which caused the log cabin to teleport to Meme World and crash on its surface. Confused Man emerged from the wreckage and wondered aloud what had happened.

Later, Confused Man was one of the Meme World inhabitants who Ade asked to help her turn the tide of the Terugan Civil War. Confused Man was too confused to make a decision for himself, so the HYDRA devotee took advantage of his confusion to sign him up for the mission, with a plan to induct him into HYDRA's ranks if they returned home.