John Candy

John Candy is one of the servants of Dr. Zeus.

History
In 150,083 CMT, John Candy and Screwtape walked into Dr. Zeus's study and noticed that he had finished signing the documents that declared him as the owner of 2000 square light years of real estate in that sector of space. John decided that it was now his and Screwtape's job to make sure that Dr. Zeus's newly-acquired land was free of squatters, so they armed themselves to the teeth and travelled to the Grassy Planet in a starship.

The two misfits landed near the Baroque Castle on the Grassy Planet without incident, but the friction caused by their ship's landing set a patch of grass alight that John stepped in on his way out of the ship. The fire spread to John's clothes and he panicked, so Screwtape berated John for his foolishness and threw him on the floor, which made him realize that he needed to roll around to extinguish the fire. Screwtape then produced a pair of coconut halves and beckoned John to follow him towards the castle.