John Freeman

"Could it be... the saver of humens?"

- Dennis comments on John Freeman's arrival

John Freeman is a legendary joke character and the grandfather of TTT.

History
In 150,084 CMT, John Freeman emerged from a portal during the Battle of the Log Cabin to protect his grandson, TTT, from the Ta'har who were attacking the former attendees of Kartouche's Moosical Extravaganza. Freeman warned the "Combines" (Ta'har) to leave his grandson alone. Most of the non-Ta'har combatants were awestruck by Freeman's presence, especially Dennis, who recognized him as the fabled "Saver of Humens". Freeman announced that he had come to save TTT from the "enemys" and attacked a Ta'har by flailing his arms, so TTT thanked him while this Ta'har turned into a ragdoll and smashed into a wall. The raise in morale caused by Freeman's appearance rallied the former concert attendees, who thinned the Ta'har's ranks until the Wayfaring Ta'har announced their surrender. Freeman accepted their surrender and celebrated.

Goldenn Flame allowed one of the Ta'har, Ta'harva, to pay her respects at the bodies of her comrades, but this was merely a ruse so that she could get close enough to the bodies to pour an unidentified substance over them that transformed them into Chainlingtons. Ta'harva fatally stabbed Goldenn Flame through the chest in the ensuing chaos, which was witnessed by John Freeman. Freeman wept because it was too late to save Flame.

Later, the engines of the log cabin ship that the battle and its aftermath had taken place on were sabotaged by Juan Avem, which caused the log cabin to teleport to Meme World and crash into its surface. John Freeman survived the crash and proclaimed that it had been their destiny to survive it and save the universe.

John Freeman was present when GregF revealed that Goldenn Flame was a clone of the original Golden Flame. Freeman declared that they would "get the eval boss" who was "putting science in people and cloning them".

Some time later, John Freeman was among the Meme World inhabitants who were contacted by representatives of the Cooperative and asked to help the Dong Squad overthrow Tommy Wiseau for a monetary reward. Freeman's initial thoughts indicated that he would join because he said that he must do "what has tobe done", but he instead decided to leave because he had a "battle to win in another time". He told them that his grandson would help them instead and flew into the sky, leaving a trail of smoke behind him as he disappeared from view.

Abilities & Powers

 * Flight: John Freeman has demonstrated the ability to fly without the aid of wings or other apparatus.