Santa Claus

Santa Claus is a legendary spirit or man who delivers gifts and spreads merriment across the entire universe whenever it is Christmas Day in the Users' world.

History
In 2010, Santa appeared in front of Klak, Nadle, Perseus, Praepositus, and Rahksha while they were looking for the Keruvim on Vizima. He wished them all a Merry Christmas and vanished as quickly as he appeared.

In 2012, Santa was seen travelling across the universe, hurling gifts at everyone and screaming "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" at the top of his lungs.

In 2014, Santa's arrival was heralded by an auspicious "Ho, ho, ho" off in the distance. When Ben Linus heard it, he assumed that someone had invaded his fortress, so he ordered Tomas to investigate the source of the chuckling. Santa left some presents nearby and left to spread merriment across the rest of the universe. These presents were found by Tomas, who notified Ben of their sudden appearance. While Santa was delivering presents to Meme World, FAAAK-Cupcake fell out of the crashing log cabin and onto Santa's sleigh. Santa found FAAAK-Cupcake to be strange but good-natured and without a home, so he kept him on as a companion.

In 2016, Santa appeared in a bonus chapter of The Mazkertis Paradox released on Christmas Day. He arrived in the middle of a Christmas feast with GregF by his side, who was dressed as an elf. Together they celebrated the holiday with the Users and every character from every incarnation of BZPB. When the party was over, Santa went home, to be seen again next year.

In 2017, Santa brought GregF and FAAAK-Cupcake along as passengers as he delivered presents across the universe. Mike & Dave saw the sleigh pass by Atuar Sadiares and heard FAAAK-Cupcake screaming a warped version of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You".