Mark Zuckerberg

"Lemme explain something to you real quick. Jesse called Mark Zuckerberg, and they uh... for lack of a better term... 'took care of me'. Yeah, they wiped me off the internet completely."

- Kevin Douglas to Car Guard

Mark Zuckerberg is the CEO of Facebook, a social media corporation based on Earth.

History
Mark Zuckerberg became famous on his home planet, Earth, for co-creating a social media website called "Facebook".

At some point, Mark Zuckerberg came to owe Jesse Ventura a favor that Jesse tried to cash in when Kevin Douglas abandoned his post at Supermax 429 amid the CrackJag controversy. The favor that Jesse asked for was for Zuckerberg to access Douglas's account to see if he had since updated his Facebook status or sent any private messages to anyone that might give Jesse a hint regarding Douglas's whereabouts (because Jesse was unwilling to check Douglas's profile on Facebook himself due to his dedication to being 'off the grid'). Zuckerberg initially complied with Jesse's request and logged into Douglas's account, where he saw that Douglas had been posting pictures of himself partying with barely-clothed women every Friday night without censoring the images. This blatant violation of Facebook's Terms of Use caused Zuckerberg to immediately terminate Douglas's account and forget about Jesse's request altogether. When Jesse called Zuckerberg to see if he had found anything on Douglas's account, Zuckerberg informed Jesse that Douglas's account had been deactivated and hung up the phone.

Upon discovering that his account had been deactivated, Kevin Douglas came to the conclusion that Jesse Ventura had conspired with Mark Zuckerberg to wipe him off the internet (though it is unclear how he came to this specific conclusion). Douglas did not learn the truth of the situation until he was reunited with Ventura in 150,084 CMT.