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The Souls That Persisted
[Suddenly, Anzu feels a sensation of impending doom]

Anzu: ...There's someone right behind me. I just know it.

[He suddenly feels a punch directly into his back, sending him flying into the wall]

Misaki: [Has already taken care of Doppler, who is laying on his side in pure pain] I'll tell you once.

[She suddenly appears right beside him, finishing.]

Misaki: Never threaten my babies in front of me. [Gives Anzu an uppercut that sends him flying into the air]

Zev: [Pants] Alright, that's enough. [Takes out the Cube] [Turns the top horizontal section once, the left vertical section twice, the right vertical section three times, and the top horizontal section twice more]

[Suddenly, everything turns black and white, and time starts to flow backwards in a slightly haphazard way]

[Anzu is rewound to where he was standing -- Minus the shadow barrier around Zev, Doppler is replaced to be standing, unhurt, and Misaki is placed back in time at a safe distance from Anzu and Doppler]

Zev: Now listen. Malygos is against Blackout, and an ally of Washu. I'm against Blackout, and an ally of Washu. We've both been selected by the Lighthawk Wings, some way or another. And remember that part about Blackout? I know that I want to bring a war to him and cut up that wannabe evil genius. Malygos shares the sentiment, I'm sure.

[He lays on his back to rest from using his time warping]

Zev: I hate Blackout, your boss hates Blackout. You 'n me cool, homies.

Misaki: [Glares at Anzu]

...

Washu: Alright, Malygos...You first need to learn the defensive properties of the Lighthawk Wings. You got it?

[She suddenly reappears several feet away]

[Taking out a vial of some unknown, ground-up metal, Washu smirks]

Washu: Try and block this with your Wing. [Converts the vial of metal powder into magenta pink energy] It's all in the mind! AAAHAHAHAHAH!

[She unleashes a large pulse of pink energy at Malygos]

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 15:39, June 14, 2010 (UTC)


 * meanwhile, somewhere in another dimension, a ninja looks through a portal at Zev*

---Blackout- 15:49, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

Zev: [Sends a telepathic message] ''The Fourth Dimension won't hide you from me. I'll attack you when you least expect it.''

Ryoko: [Phases out of the floor] Zev, everything's in place. We just need Tsunami-fune, which I'm sure Misaki can help us with.

Zev: Yes...Yes... ... ...

[... ... ...]

Ryoko: ...Wake up, we don't know if the Mook Patrol are done attacking.

Zev: ...That's nice...

Ryoko: ...Misaki, any ideas?

Misaki: Hmmm... [Walks over] Oh son, son...

Zev: Yes...Mom...?

Misaki: Get up, or I'll read your father's stock reports beside your bed. At the top of my lungs. Hm?

Zev: [Is sitting up, leaned against the wall] I'll be able to stand up soon.

Misaki: [Smiles] Good~!

Ryoko: [Looks to Anzu] You still wanna fight? We're not particularly against Elf Lord...He'd actually be an excellent ally.

Zev: Exactly. Like I said -- We cool.

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 15:59, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

Ninja: *over telepathy* "No. It's the other way around."


 * the ninja teleports to wherever Zev is, round-house kicks him into a wall, throws a bookcase at him, and finally knocks him out with a karate-chop to the head*

Ninja: That went well. Now, phase 2. *picks up Zev and jumps* SLAM DUNK! *makes a basketball hoop appear out of nowhere, then slam dunks Zev through it, who lands on an operating table*

Ninja: *straps Zev to the operating table* Perfect. *smears pink lipstick all over Zev's face, then sticks a wig on his head and tosses him into a box with lots of mechanical arms in it*


 * a few minutes later, the box opens, and Zev falls out wearing a pink dress*

Ninja: *sticks a flower in Zev's wig and turns to Ryoko* Remember this the next time you reference reproduction. *teleports away*


 * Zev wakes up*

---Blackout- 19:14, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Blackout, never do that again. I don't care about whatever you have to say, there is no excuse for doing that. I thought we had finally gotten over the childish fighting...Well, at least I have gotten over pulling little stunts like that. How do you think it looks about you that you'd pull such kiddy bullshit?

[However, the ninja finds himself...In the same place]

[The dummy that replaced Zev dissolves]

Zev: [Grabs the ninja around the neck from behind] You know why we have a front door here? You can teleport in...But only someone of, say, mine, Malygos' or Blackout's level can teleport out. [Squeezes]

Ninja: [Spews blood into his mask]

Zev: [Tosses the ninja into a hovering, rectangular black box]

[The box is suddenly pierced through by twelve swords, six from both sides]

Zev: [Sends the box into subspace] You see, the thing about subspace...Either yourself or your ship needs Lighthawk Wings to travel through there. And that box negates Lighthawk Wings from anyone inside. [Scowls and goes to his throne, where he sits down]

Misaki: ...Well, I'll go to the kitchen. [She whistles while heading there]

OOS: And Blackout, I'll expect you don't try to pull that on Zev's mom (Misaki) either. Seriously, do you think that's funny? Do you think that's cool? I know somebody who would, but I thought we were done with that guy's crap long ago...

~ Angry Ol' Zev Raregroove 20:08, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

The Norman: "Who's there?"

Treveya: "He's Blackout."

The Norman: "On an ugly scale, how is he? I need a mental picture."

Treveya: "From one to Caiaphus? I'd say he makes Makuta C a supermodel."

The Norman: "Nonsense. Tell me, Blackout, what do you want with a Shadow Toa and a blind Nynrah Ghost?"

---

Me: Well, Blackout is giving us more benefit! [kills a random apprentice]

[suddenly, an army of shades appears through the portal]

DK: "Just when it was way too easy...."

[D-Klak rushes up to Rahn. He moves his hooked blade, grabbing Rahn's neck, and swings the villain into several shades and apprentices]

[Before they could recover, D-Klak summons a whirlwind of fire, which devours them]

[Klak quickly leaps into the air, and screams. A beam of light is fired from his blade, destroying what remains of the shades]

Me:...It got easier.

[Nadle crushes two apprentices with gravity, and summons an army of giant insects that attack the other apprentices]

[Rahn, quite injured, gets back up, and charges at D-Klak]

---

[Keichi gets up from his sleeping bag, and kicks Ravat]

K: "Wake up. We got to find that darn treasure. I won't rest till we explore the other half of this rock."

---

Klak-a-Klak 20:19, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

@ Klak, Keichi:

Ravat: [Yawns] We have to wait a few minutes. Unless you wanna die. And even after the Cleaners shut down, we've still got a bunch of squishy flesh-eaters left over...You know why this planet has no plants or animals?

[He smirks from his spot sitting against the wall]

Ravat: ...This planet was taken over by Gelforms. They ate everything else, and if we're lucky, they might be close enough to moving on that they don't want to fight us. But the Cleaners will kill us in any situation...Capiche?

[Ravat closes his eyes and goes to some semi-sleep]

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 21:05, June 14, 2010 (UTC)


 * Malygos manages to get the shield up, which deflects the blast*

Malygos: Hm. Its defenses are powerful, but its attacks are very unstable...I think there could be a way to rectify that.

Anzu: I apologize for my rudeness. However, he is in no way my "boss". Granted, he has existed for about a second longer than me, but I am the God of Darkness. I serve no man.

Doppler: Alright, Zev. And...I apologize for the girl mix-up. Anyway, I propose we should set up teleporters between our bases, set to deactivate if either this house is breached or the Kamino 3.0 Command Center is breached.

LordMalygos 22:43, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

Washu: Good~!

[Malygos realizes that she is now in a bright red crab mecha, with a large pair of energy pylons connecting the pincers to the body]

Washu: That was a Kiddy Leagues fastball. Time for a Minor Leagues fastball.

[The crab-mecha raises its pincer, opening it]

[Suddenly, the pylon crackles to life, distilling Washu's own excess energy, amplifying it, and focusing it within the pincer]

Washu: Don't strike out! I'm not gonna clean up if we blow away half the planet like with Zev's training! AAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH~!!

[The sphere of magenta-pink energy is condensed, before being fired at Malygos with ridiculous speed]

...

Zev: [Shrugs] Fine. We all can have sleepovers. ... And tell ghost stories. ... And wear pajamas...

Ryoko: [Smacks Zev upside the head]

Zev: Fine. Ryoko can go naked!

Ryoko: [Punches Zev so hard that he goes flying all the way to his throne, where he does a series of rolls before landing upside down]

Zev: Someone's PMSing~ -- AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!

[Ryoko's energy blast sends him through the back of his throne and into the wall]

Misaki: Don't make fun of women, dear~!

Zev: Oh God I can't feel my legs or arms somebody get Washu to help me.

Ryoko: You can heal on your own, Mr. Comedian. [Glares at him with such intense anger that, for a moment, she is surrounded by blackness with lightning in the background]

Zev: I'm sorry~ you know you're the best big sister ever~

Misaki: Don't be an asskisser, dear~!

Zev: Waaaaahhh...

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 04:12, June 15, 2010 (UTC)


 * Malygos attempts to block but fails*

Washu: You can do better than that!

Malygos: Right.


 * Washu launches the same attack, and Malygos blocks it...with a single golden angelic wing that just popped out of nowhere - well, not nowhere so much as one Lighthawk Wing became it*


 * Doppler and Anzu exchange a glance*


 * Doppler and Anzu burst out laughing*


 * helmets drop down from the ceiling and clamp themselves onto Treveya and the Norman's heads*

Blackout: Three reasons. First of all, the Norman is the last of the Nynrah Ghosts. Two, I want to annoy Klak.


 * the helmets start glowing orange*

Blackout: Oh yes. That.


 * the helmets start electrocuting Treveya and the Norman*

Blackout: Let me know when you've had enough.


 * Blackout walks away*

---Blackout- 16:20, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

@ Malygos:

Washu: [Smiles at the new wing] Hmmm...Energy fusion. I do believe I'm detecting the Holy portion of your magic; I take if you've mastered all basic magical elements, right?

[She smiles]

Washu: Now...You've essentially mastered the defensive properties of one Lighthawk Wing. You just need to raise that number. [She hops out of the mecha, before continuing] This will require deep focus...I want you to do a sort of 'meditation'. Look deep inside your very being, to find the energy you haven't tapped into yet...Don't be impulsive and try and draw out all at once; you'll hurt yourself and reduce your own potential.

[Quietly, Washu closes her own eyes]

[Suddenly, from before her own chest unfurl six wings in a circle, each one consisting of two elongated triangles connected at the single narrowed ends.]

[She opens her eyes again]

Washu: It's as easy as that. You have as much potential as anyone I've ever seen -- An old friend of mine once said something pertinent to this, though he talked weird:

[Giving a thumbs-up, Washu smiles in a more friendly way]

Washu: 'There is no try; only do'. You don't have to try and find your inner power, or try to keep enough focus and temperance to proceed slowly. All you have to do...Is do it.

[She suddenly goes back to professional-mode]

Washu: Okay, enough pep talk. Time to give you some incentive: There's a group of young wizards who are huge fans of yours watching right now. If you succeed, you'll become a hero to the mages of the future -- If you fail...Well. I'm sure you know how fast rumors spread among the Vei Faction.

[Cackling, Washu takes a seat atop a rock, her crab mecha disappeared]

Washu: Alright, give it a shot. I've got a little something prepared so you don't blow up anything while harnessing the second Wing, and we're in a special barrier that will only deactivate once that Wing is manifested -- Stay focused, take as long as you need, and remember: It's better to proceed slowly but safely than quickly with risk.

[Without another word, she takes out some kind of manga and starts reading]

...

[Back aboard the Sōja]

Zev: [Has finally recovered from Ryoko's attack] I'm sorry again...Ryoko...I was a real jerk...Are we cool again...?

Ryoko: ...You're forgiven. Just keep the insensitive comments to a minimum.

Zev: [Sniff] Okay...

Misaki: [Finally returns from the kitchen] Aww, I'm so glad you two made up~! I can tell you two aren't hungry, but I brought something for our guests:

[From the floor, a semi-triangular table with three chairs rises up for Anzu, Doppler and Tyrigosa; Misaki swiftly sets three plates of...Something down for them.]

Misaki: You don't have to eat if you don't want to...But I just get a feeling you might want some. It's called loco moco! [She giggles] Hee hee! I love that name!

[The loco moco is slathered in gravy, but what looks like white rice can be seen buried at the very bottom]

Misaki: A bed of white rice, two hamburgers, a layer of gravy, two eggs over-easy, and more gravy. Perfect for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, as long as you're hungry!

Zev: Most people I know can eat an average serving of my mom's version, and then go on a two week expedition in the jungle without getting hungry.

Misaki: If you all don't want it, I've found a neat invention by Washu that preserves food perfectly -- No refridgeration, even! But please, eat if you're hungry.

[She suddenly turns to Zev]

Misaki: Son, is the training room onboard this ship still open?

Zev: ...Yes.

Misaki: Good~! I've gotten a bit out of practice on my fencing~! [Strolls away]

Zev: ...I don't think we have a setting high enough...

Ryoko: Judging from her hugs, you might just be right.

Zev: So...Anzu. You wanna take bets on how fast it takes mom to beat every setting? There's ten settings...So I'm thinking about...Twenty minutes, max; probably ten minutes. I've never beaten the last two settings Washu put in...But then again, every time my mom and I sparred, she put me in a submission lock within two minutes.

Ryoko: Normally I'd bet on this, but I want to save my money.

Zev: Your loss. Anzu -- What's your bet on how long it takes my mom to beat the entire training room?

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 17:29, June 15, 2010 (UTC)


 * Malygos kneels to the floor*

Malygos's thoughts: Don't force my soul to extend itself...let the mold become a new shape...let it create...the Wing.


 * Malygos opens his eyes, and from his left shoulder a similar wing to the first appears...but this one is completely black, and similar to that of his Avatar of Anzu form.*

Malygos: Doctor Doppler and I were going over formulas last night...we realized that the Wing's lack in offense could be rectified by using Darkness magic, the greatest offensive magic, theoretically. When I did what I did with Holy magic, the greatest defensive magic, well...I got this idea. Well, here's my second wing.


 * Anzu shrugs*

Anzu: I don't govern probability, I have no idea how -

Doppler: 15 minutes and 12.3253 seconds, give or take a couple hundredths of a second.


 * Zev looks at Doppler, shocked*

Doppler: I ran a test on your mother, given her ability to lift Anzu, who, even in this form, has the same weight as his Great Raven form...so, I plotted out the probability, and if you are at the same level as the 8th, and I did-

Tyrigosa: Let's just stick with the "wow..." idea.

Doppler: Whatever...


 * Misaki beats the training simulations in EXACTLY that amount of time*

Doppler: Okay, thank you for the money.

LordMalygos 01:14, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Oh, wow, lot's has happened...

Sorry bout the leave of absence, I've been relying on the Email messenger to let me know if there is an edit, but it seems to have failed catastrophically

Any one mind giving me the basics of what's happened?

--The Page Rater: Ynot 01:32, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, also, Welcome Back O'Mally!

@ Ynot: To keep it simple, we're taking My Kung-Fu Is Better Than Yours to Beyond The Impossible, Semi-Hyperdimensional levels.

Zev: No...It's worse...

Misaki: [Walks in, slurping on a slushy]

Zev: She beat the simulations so fast, she had enough time to make a grape-blueberry swirl slushy in six minutes by that timeframe.

Misaki: It's very good! You should try this!

Zev: ...I'm not even going to look at how trashed the simulation room is.

Misaki: You might want to fix the craters in the floor, son! I'll help you, but only because this is Little Washu's ship.

...

Washu: [Smiles] Excellent~! One last test.

[She smirks]

Washu: Turn 'em into swords.

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 01:42, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Well, Malygos and Zev are now working together (no joke.), and Malygos is gaining power, and one of the regulators of the universe, Washu, was just introduced, who is teaching Malygos, also we met Zev's mom, Misaki...and...yea. Ask Blackout about what's happening with him and Klak.


 * Malygos nods*

Malygos: Just concentrate my energy....


 * The wings quickly dissapate, forming tiny petal-like crystals of black and gold*


 * The black sword of Darkness quickly forms itself, a wicked longsword with a skull at its back and a completely black blade, along with purple crystals at the ends of its guard. Shadows seem to flicker across its surface, and the air around it seems to be loaded with dark energy - not crackling, like in Anzu's case...but more like a beautiful and terrifying sensation, though physically, there's nothing there but the sword.*


 * The white sword of Light is very slow to appear...though the hilt appears fairly quickly, looking like a golden sword-hilt with a blue crystal at the end of its hilt. The air continues to shimmer with golden crystals, which seem to be turning white...*

Malygos: Cmon...I can do this...


 * The blade finally forms, a pure blade of a shortsword burning with a white flame*

Malygos: There. I did it. Now let's drop the act. You know full well who I am...older sister.


 * Malygos's beard and moustache disappear, the slight wrinkles and older look disappear, forming a perfectly smooth face. His eyes turn from blue to purple, and he ties up his silver hair, which grew longer during the transformation. The blades and his clothes remain unchanged, though*

Washu: I knew who you were all along. I just didn't care.

[She suddenly twitches, before groaning]

Washu: ...But it looks like someone cares...

[Abruptly, the space around them turns monochrome and unravels away]

[However, it reforms as some kind of 'temple', of several hovering stone pillars and a similar altar, floating in a world of shifting green, orange and blue]

[A huge, vaguely familiar silouhette rises up]

???: [In a suprisingly lilting female voice] Hello...Remnant Malygos.

Washu: Oh dammit I did not expect this.

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 02:14, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: In summation, Ynot, Blackout blew up Caiaphus's robot, kidnapped Treveya and the Norman, while Klak, D-Klak, Nadle, and some large insects fight whatever's left of the AoC (catches breath).

[Both the Norman and Treveya scream in pain]

T: "STOP!! MAKE IT STOP!! GRAAAHHH!!!"

---

[Meanwhile, Keichi spits at the ground]

Keichi: "Just when you thought this thing couldn't get anymore complicated. I'm friggin bored. Can you at least teleport me to some planet where I can kill something?"

---

[Klak slashes into a shadow toa, who falls and throws shuriken]

[I easily dodge them, and behead the Toa]

Me: There aren't many of them left! Finish them!

[D-Klak electrifies Rahn]

[Rahn gets back up, and lifts several rocks with shadow hands. The rocks surround D-Klak, and suddenly form a barrier that is slowly crushing him.]

[Suddenly, D-Klak releases a Force bomb, breaking the barrier]

DK: "You haven't been training as long as I have, have you?"

[Rahn fires his shadow rifle at D-Klak, while the latter dodges most of the shots]

[Nadle rides one of his insects, and rams into a Rahi]

Nadle: "And I helped train these fools. You failed the final test, Zona!"

[the Rahi screams, then shoots Nadle with fire]

[Nadle blocks, but before he can return fire, Rahn suddenly rips off the spine of the Skakdi body he was inhabiting]

N: "Thank goodness I do not keep my antidermis there! Now, a body without eyes. This would be quite interesting!"

[he turns, and slices into Rahn's arm]

Klak-a-Klak 03:39, June 16, 2010 (UTC)


 * Doppler hides in an emo corner*

Doppler: I was a full six minutes off....


 * Malygos frowns*

Malygos: Remnant Malygos? Tokimi, you're as warm as ever.


 * The sarcasm in his voice is palpable*


 * Malygos looks at her*

Malygos: So what does my ever so fun sister need with me?

LordMalygos 08:04, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: Stop? But I've only just begun. *flips a switch, which increases the voltage by 30 percent* Now, what do you know of the Pandorica?

-Blackout- 11:14, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Please tell me I got the right Chousin...

LordMalygos 11:31, June 16, 2010 (UTC)


 * Klak, Zev, Ynot and Malygos have a vision featuring a glowing white crack, a huge grey box, a transparent purple snake, an explosion, a planet (which a voice helpfully reveals to be called Nervissa), a fleet of various alien ships hovering above a Stonehenge-like structure, and a voice*

Voice: The Pandorica will open. Silence will fall.

---Blackout- 12:25, June 16, 2010 (UTC)


 * Malygos's eyes open again*

Malygos: Not another freaking twist...I'm already dealing with being reunited with two sisters.

OOS: A glowing white crack? Someone's been watching Doctor Who.

LordMalygos 12:34, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Every episode of the current series, except the Silurian two-parter.

---Blackout- 12:43, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Meh. 3rd season and 1st season were much better than 5th is, as good as 5th is.


 * Malygos turns back to his sister*

Malygos: So, what is it you require?

LordMalygos 13:14, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

[Suddenly, Malygos' entire left half is erased from existence]

Tokimi: [Still in a soft voice] I am not your sister. Our powers are as distant as hell and heaven. You may call me 'Lady Tokimi' -- Nothing other.

[Malygos returns to normal]

Washu: Good job, Elf Lord. In case you didn't know, I can't do jack shit against Tokimi in this form.

Tokimi: No need to fear, Washu-nee...I simply wished to see you and your latest test subject.

Washu: Tokimi, you really need to learn -- Not every apprentice I take up is test material, capiche? I think you've gone too long without talking to Tsunami.

Tokimi: Why would that be...?

Washu: You seem to have become even more of a -Heyyo!- than before.

Tokimi: ...Hmph.

Washu: Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? That's what you get for trying to put scare tactics on my friends!

Tokimi: Very well...Your point has been made. I can tell you've made progress in the Search...I must say, despite the friction, it was pleasurable to see you again.

Washu: [Smiles widely] Nice to see you too! Even if you were a huge jerk to my pal!

Tokimi: [Scowls] Don't push it. Anywhere you'd like to go?

Washu: [Turns to Malygos] Well? You have any suggestions?

...

Zev: [Blinks at the vision] ...That's weird.

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 15:52, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

[Klak blinks his eyes]

Me: This...vision....ugh. I have a bad feeling about this.

---

Treveya: "How could I possibly f**king know what the Pandorica is? I'm not Caiaphus!"

The Norman: "WHAT? You're going to use it? You fool! Before you will even be able to blink, you will be destroyed! A Makuta unleashing such power will bring nothing!"

---

[D-Klak stabs Rahn, and attempts to impale him]

[Rahn suddenly blasts D-Klak away, and grabs a dagger from a fallen warrior. He throws it at DK, stabbing into his abdomen]

DK: "I hate getting stabbed. [he teleports behind Rahn, then uses a telepathic power to bring him pain] But I love hurting scum."

[Meanwhile, Nadle possesses a fallen being's body]

N: "This could definitely work." [he summons gravity, crushing several of the apprentices]

---

[In the midst of the battle, an abandoned robot wakes up]

Baterra: "Wow. That was a loooong nap!"

---

[Suddenly, a hologram appears in Blackout's room. It is a golden being on a horse.]

???: "You, Blackout, have been found guilty by the Counsel of the Great Beings of searching for information on Pandorica."

Blackout: "Who are you?"

???: "My name is Uterio Di Armechio. Surrender now, or die."

Klak-a-Klak 17:23, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

[In Blackout's domain, yet another being appears; however, strangely, he gives off no trace of an aura of life or being undead]

[He appears as some sort of three-dimensional silouhette of a young man, made completely out of pure white light]

???: Oi. Haven't you caused enough problems, kid? Tsunami-chan foresaw this, so I made a little tweak to the Pandorica -- If you try to use it, it'll reject you. In a very violent manner, mind. But here's a consolation prize:

[Blackout sees a vision of Darkmount: It is largely the same as before, but has a slightly sleeker, almost organic appearance, and radiates even more power]

???: Fused with the Ouke-no-ki, Ajisukitakahikone. He said you alone were allowed to call him 'Aji-kun' or 'Aji' for short. An intelligent tree of incredible power...Darkmount already has unsurpassed offensive power. With Aji-kun's Lighthawk Wings wired into your ship, you'll also have unsurpassed defensive power -- Eight Lighthawk Wings. Only ships of Tsunami-fune's level can beat that. Also, now Raregroove won't be able to hide from you in subspace -- The Lighthawk Wings will allow Darkmount to chase him there. If you happen to run into something that nothing else will beat, tell Aji-kun to intiate Fury Buster. And lastly, don't be put off by his huge ego -- Rest assured, you two are a perfect match. I would know.

Blackout: Wait! Just who are you!?

???: I'm your dad. Everyone's dad, really! [Flashes the peace sign] Later days. [Disappears like he was never there]

...

[Meanwhile, Tokimi and Washu twitch]

Washu: No way...!

Tokimi: The Hyperdimension just gave an S-Tremble...That means...

[The two fall silent at the implications...]

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 17:45, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Malygos: Assuming I'm not completely insane, well..I had a vision that told me that I had to go to a place...Nervissa. This is assuming that I've not gone insane.


 * Malygos shakes his head*

Malygos: Oh, and Washu? Don't call me Elf Lord. Tyrigosa is an elf. I'm not.

Anzu: Zev, are you okay?


 * Anzu notices Tyrigosa is gone*

Anzu: Huh?


 * In Doppler's emo corner*

Tyrigosa: Alright...Doppler, it's okay, everyone's off sometimes.

Doppler: Never more than one minute for me...and I was seven! How could I miss six full minutes?!?

LordMalygos 17:55, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Malygos: Hang on, an S-tremble?


 * Malygos chuckles*

Malygos: Welcome home...father.

LordMalygos 18:12, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Zev, don't you even dare pull that sort of bullcrap. I didn't let you use the Architect so you could destroy Blackout's plan. But I have a backup plan.

Blackout: Woah, too much to take in at a time. First, I have this guy appearing in my interrogation room *points to Uterio* and now the Architect himself comes to stop my plan. But it matters not. Nothing can stop the plan. Not the Great Beings, not even the Architect himself. And do you know why? Because I know. To you this is all real, isn't it? Well, that's not true. The Architect is not the only one of his kind. There are thousands like him. They inhabit the great city of BZPower. A few had an idea. They created a universe, filled with characters like us and the Great Beings. This is not real! This is nothing more than a game played by ordinary beings like us for their amusement! Don't you see, Uterio? We are living a lie! The Architect cannot stop me. The universe will burn, and I will cross over to the Architect's dimension and destroy him.


 * the army of Blackouts from various dimensions appears behind our Blackout*

Uterio: Whaaaaa?

Blackout: Behold the Alternity. Now, the choice is yours. Surrender and allow this universe's inhabitants to live the life they deserve, or stand in the way and fall.


 * the hologram vanishes*

Blackout: *turns back to Treveya and the Norman* Where were we?

---Blackout- 19:08, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Blackout, I'll put this bluntly. That's the worst idea you've ever come up with.

LordMalygos 21:20, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Trust me, it seemed like a better idea when it was on paper and being compared to IDW Publishing's Transformers comics.

---Blackout- 12:19, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Yea, but "Multiple Architects"? No. Just no. The whole IDEA of an Architect is that he/she is the ONLY ONE. Especially given this is a MULTIVERSE, then how would you just separate the multiverses different Architects created? So...I suggest retconning it.

LordMalygos 14:56, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Retcon = bad solution. I'd prefer to find some way to fix this continuity headache without making huge changes to the story.

And, The Architect is nothing more than a computer programmer taking lots of different universes/games and fusing them together into one huge game. There are plenty of beings like him, it's just he's the one who created that specific multiverse.

Yeah, this is screwed up.

---Blackout- 15:56, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I think the Architect was just a bad idea...Oh well. Still...just remove Blackout's ability to access alternate Blackouts. That's just creating a huge problem that (if the Chousin's page is to be believed) may cause some entropic consequences. However, this is what I will do. Because it's awesome.

Malygos: I apologize, Lady Tokimi, but I have to go.


 * Malygos teleports himself, Doppler, Tyrigosa, Anzu, Zev, Washu, Ryoko, and Misaki to Blackout's location*

Malygos: Wishing to usurp the Architect? A shame your excess courage doesn't compensate for your stupidity.


 * Malygos forms his two Magic - Lighthawk Wings in wing form*

OOS: The ability to access alternate Blackouts stays. Blackout is perfectly aware of the possible consequences, but ignores them as it will just help along what he's trying to pull off.

Blackout: Wow. *looks at Malygos, Zev, Ryoko, Washu, Tyrigosa, Anzu, Doppler and Misaki, IN THAT ORDER* An opportunistic half-Skakdi, half-Toa, a pirate, a severely weakened goddess, the girl from Malygos's entourage I don't care about, and some people I don't recognize. Quite a little group you have there, Zev. *teleports everyone except Treveya and the Norman to the Shadows and Fire Dimension*

Alternate Blackout 1: Hold on, I recognize this place. This is where all Blackouts were created!

Blackout: Yes, the Great Beings unwittingly engineered the universe's doom here. But now we are all here, hyperdimensional beings, outside of time.....

Alternate Blackout 2: But that means.....

Blackout: Yes.


 * a portal opens, showing the universe at the time of the Pandorica's opening*

Blackout: Behold the end of all we know.


 * everyone stares as the Blackouts teleport back to Darkmount*

---Blackout- 17:27, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: Is it just me, or has your security gotten lax? "Still getting used to this..." "So, where you off to now?"
 * Blackout arrives on Darkmount, with Ynot lurking in the shadows*
 * His being pulsates*
 * Walks up to Blackout*

--The Page Rater: Ynot 17:42, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Voice: Not so fast!!


 * A giant flying mecha with no legs, huge, bulky arms with guns instead of hands at their ends, missile turrets on its shoulders, and a heavily armored cockpit (to go with the heavily armored EVERYTHING ELSE), housing Doppler*

Doppler: I am Doctor Thomas K. Doppler. In the name of Malygos, you are the greatest criminal in the world, but it stops. Right. NOW!


 * Doppler fires off a crapload of homing missiles at Blackout, followed by a barrage of bullet fire aimed directly at (and at the spots around) Blackout.*

OOS: Yes. I just combined Macross Missile Massacre with Bullet Hell.

LordMalygos 21:34, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: This adds a Gnostic-Matrix twist to it. [Blackout finds the hologram of Uterio once again appearing]

U: "Very well, Makuta. I will leave you, but not out of fear, but because I was once like you. I fought for a people who defied the very stars. Conquered planet after planet. Our ambition took us to new heights. But a twist of fate offered the most demeaning of all fates: our empire, destroyed. Now I serve the very ones I used to defy. Be careful of your actions Blackout, before you suffer a worse fate. The Great Beings, The Architect, if they are powerful to even me, imagine those who are considered powerful in their universes?"

[the hologram dissapears. Meanwhile, Uterio snaps his fingers, and the ship he is in, along with a fleet, flies away from the Darkmount]

[The Norman spits on the floor, insulting Blackout in Malchiorian]

---

[Klak turns to D-Klak]

Me: There's a problem I'm going to have to fix, something about a planet called Nervissa?!

DK: "You want me to stay and take care of them?"

Me: Take prisoners, I want some of them saved, eh?

DK: "No problemo, alternate me! [smiles]"

[Klak is about to teleport, until he sees the Baterra]

Me: YOU SON OF A--!! Where were you?

Baterra: "Good question. But I'm back! How are you?"

Me: In a fighter kind of mood. I'm leaving to Nervissa, want to come with me?

Baterra: "Cool! Sure!"

[I pull out Akzer's orb, and teleport to Nervissa]

[D-Klak smacks Rahn to the floor using the Force]

[He gets up, and summons several blades of shadow that surround D-Klak]

Rahn: "Tango down."

[they all stab into DK]

---

[Nadle punches an apprentice]

N: "This battle seems kind of long for such a small army, eh?"

Klak-a-Klak 01:57, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

The Pandorica Opens
Blackout: Oh please. *calmly stands while the missiles and bullets fly towards him, then unleashes a wave of Nox Energy that incinerates them all* Heh. *picks up Ynot and throws him at Doppler's mecha, then jumps, draws Master Sword and charges it* MASTER CHARGE SLASH! *swings Master Sword, unleashing shockwaves of energy that blast the mecha's weapons off, then blasts the mecha out of the air with a fragmentation blast which blows up whatever is holding it in the air* How pathetic. Did you actually think that a mech could defeat me? Well, you're wrong. Now, thanks to your appearance, I have an additional two prisoners, you and *gestures towards an unconscious Ynot lying on the ground* him.


 * Rahkshi come in, force the mecha's cockpit open, remove Doppler and restrain him*


 * the same Rahkshi then also restrain Ynot*


 * Darkmount begins hovering above Nervissa*

Blackout: Ah, yes, excellent. Remove the other two.


 * the Rahkshi remove Treveya and the Norman from the chairs, and then restrain them*

---Blackout- 08:39, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Ok, WTF. You just completely destroyed a mech in ONE SHOT. This guy is one of Malygos's most powerful servants. Doesn't that seem a little god-moddish to you?


 * Doppler grins*

Doppler: Do you really think I have been in Malygos's service and learned nothing of his arts?


 * Doppler uses Mind Control, making all the less-intelligent beings in the room do as he commands.*

Doppler: Rahkshi, destroy Blackout!!

OOS: It's really ironic that you should say "WTF", because that's exactly what I said when I read your post.

Bulky mech weighed down by weapons, armour and other gadgets of varying degress of usefulness vs. hyperdimensional Makuta capable of mass destruction. Do the maths.

And, quite frankly, your characters, having missed out on the Conduit's activation, aren't that powerful anymore compared to, well, everyone else.

Blackout: You're not serious. *fries all the Rahkshi with lightning, then picks up Doppler (who is still restrained), and smashes his head into a wall*


 * Exo-Toa come in and take the prisoners away*

Starscream: *comes in* My lord, we have located the Pandorica.

Blackout: Excellent.


 * Blackout, Starscream, Treveya, the Norman, Ynot, Doppler and the Exo-Toa are teleported underground*

---Blackout- 10:33, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Which is cheap. Don't you think Malygos couldn't just tap into the Conduit from a distance? Or just find another way to gain power? Also, Doppler's mech could Teleport.


 * Doppler grins*

Doppler: I'm aware there's no way for anyone other than Malygos, Zev, Ynot, or Kakamu to defeat you. I'm just buying time....and...

Computer: Warning. Self-destruct in ten minutes.


 * Doppler activates the teleporter*

Doppler: Goodbye, fool.

OOS: Before you say: "GOD MODDER!!! YOU SUCK!!!", Doppler and Malygos are two of the most capable computer hackers in the world, and YOU CAN STOP IT. The whole thing is meant to be a delay.

LordMalygos 14:28, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: It's actually quite nice to see someone doing that who could actually do something like that. Ah well, third time's the charm. (First time it was Jarr, second time it was the mirrorverse Makuta Anima)

And may I just say that I'm on the verge of "WTF" while imagining Doppler doing pretty much anything. He's just too goofy. (No pun intended.)


 * Blackout walks up to the computer, and types in something*

Computer: Energy signature scanned. Enter access code.

Blackout: Blackout-X9-Theta.

Computer: Access code confirmed. Voice signature confirmed. Final lockout. What is the true answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Blackout: 43.

Computer: Affirmative. Stopping self-destruct sequence.


 * Blackout, Starscream, Ynot, Treveya, the Norman and the Exo-Toa get teleported to the Pandorica*

Blackout: Excellent. Unfortunately, it requires a sacrifice to be opened.

Starscream: Wait, you're not actually saying.....

Blackout: Yes.


 * two Exo-Toa come up from behind and restrain Starscream*

Starscream: You can't do this!

Blackout: Yes I can.


 * the Exo-Toa shove Starscream into a chair, which begins to glow*

Blackout: One, two, three.....


 * Starscream disintegrates, and the Pandorica opens*

OOS: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!


 * non-existent ending sequence plays*

---Blackout- 15:59, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

[Klak drills underground, just a few steps behind Blackout]

Me: Thank goodness for your drilling ability, Baterra. Anyways, I heard screaming, it must have been coming from up ahead.

[walks up to the chair, and hides behind a rock, witnessing Starscream's disintegration]

Me: I knew Blackout had something to do with this. WAIT! That's the Norman!

B: "And Treveya! What do we do now, Klak? Surrender? Die? Stab Blackout in the crotch, laugh at him, and run away?"

Me: I have a plan, and it is much...much bloodier.

[whispers to the Baterra]

[the Baterra shapeshifts into Barricade, and walks up with Klak dangling on his arms]

B: "Blackout! I found this one above ground! Don't you think we could have used a more reasonable sacrifice?"

---

[Suddenly, Blackout hears a voice that is all too familiar in the form of a vision]

Caiaphus: "Good Blackout....oh so good! You have opened it! You, despite everyone thinking the opposite, are just like me. Why conquer a universe, when you can watch it burn to ashes? Now, unleash it! Destroy all in your path, let not a single dust mite be free from Pandorica!!"

[the voice is heard no more]

---

[Zev hears Caiaphus's voice]

C: "While you waste your time with your senseless mother, Blackout now has unleashed one of the greatest horrors known. How does it feel, Raregroove? That you have so ignorantly led this world to naught?" [the vision ends, and the voice dissapears]

Klak-a-Klak 16:24, June 20, 2010 (UTC)


 * Malygos sighs*

Malygos: I suppose it's time for me to kill him. Such a bother. He was a conqueror, a controller. I don't know what the force is that's causing him to become a destroyer. Oh well.


 * Malygos teleports to Blackout, along with his entire team*

Malygos: Did you really think you'd get away with this?....Wow. That's me saying that. Weird. Anyway, Blackout, it's time for us to duel. The fate of the universe rests on me. Funny, the king of greed, wishing to save the universe.


 * Malygos creates the Wings*

Malygos: It's time. Blackout...you must die to preserve order.


 * Waves of arcane energy are emmitted from the wings*

Malygos: Havoc Wing.


 * The waves of energy shatter into crystals of arcane energy, which fly at Blackout at different angles, each roaring with pure power*

Malygos: Why do you want to destroy the universe? It's not like you get anything out of it. Hell, even Darkmount is just a cheap copy of the Terrace.

LordMalygos 18:28, June 20, 2010 (UTC)


 * before Malygos teleports in*

Blackout: *blasts Klak with a shadow bolt, then shocks the Baterra with lightning, forcing it to revert to its normal form* Barricade was captured by Zev.


 * Malygos teleports in*

Blackout: *blasts the crystals with lightning and jumps into the air as they explode* Why do I want to destroy the universe? Simple really.


 * everyone on Malygos's team is knocked away by a large blast of eclipse energy*

Blackout: You know what will happen if the multiverse becomes unbalanced. Chaos will descend, the universe which became unbalanced will be destroyed, and a chain reaction will likely destroy the rest of the multiverse. *blasts Malygos with a bolt of shadow energy* But you understand nothing of my plan. This universe must be destroyed for the crossover to take place. Silence will fall over this multiverse, and I will destroy the Architect. Simple.


 * Malygos is sent flying by a focused beam of shadow, lightning, eclipse, disintegration and Nox energy*

Blackout: *lands and throws the Baterra at Malygos, then blasts him with lightning and shoots the ceiling above him with shadow energy*


 * meanwhile, an Exo-Toa walks into the Pandorica chamber and presses several buttons*


 * the Pandorica emits a massive beam of energy, which hits the sun Nervissa orbits, turns it into a portal, goes through it, travels through every dimension (except our dimension) in the BZPBverse, hits the Bara Magna of every universe, and destroys it*


 * Blackout and everyone that came with him is teleported to Darkmount*

---Blackout- 19:43, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Okay, THAT'S JUST PLAIN CHEAP. You think Malygos wouldn't be able to dodge A SINGLE ATTACK? While you DODGE EVERYTHING?!? When was the last time an attack actually hit Blackout? Now quit god-modding. NOW.

LordMalygos 19:56, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Oh the irony.

And honestly, that was just below the belt.

Now, just to prove I'm a nice guy, I'm gonna give you a new ally.


 * suddenly, a blast of Void energy hits Blackout in the face*

Blackout: Wait, what?

---Blackout- 05:51, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Irony? Uh, you're STILL pissed off that I god-modded TWO YEARS AGO?

LordMalygos 13:30, June 21, 2010 (UTC)


 * Ynot finally stirs*

Ynot: Good, all according to plan... Now, if My understanding of the universe is correct, in three, two, one....


 * A large hole appears in the wall next to him as a blast from the Slayer opens it up*

Ynot: Good to know that I'm on the right track...


 * Sasuken jumps through the hole*

Sasuken: You alright, sir?

Ynot: Just fine, Sasuken. Your timing is impeccable, as usual. Now, who all Came along?

Sasuken: Less talky, more getting on Shippy...

--The Page Rater: Ynot 14:02, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I am pissed off, just not about that. More about you following in JS's footsteps. I just felt like pointing out the irony to be a jackass.

And if you must know, I was aiming for a "Mwahahahahaha, no one can stop me.....Graah, I've just been injured in a really stupid way!" thing with Blackout's rampage of indestructibility. Think Teridax crushing himself with a huge rock in LoMN.


 * a blast of Void energy misses Blackout and nails Sasuken in the chest*

Artrix: Oh, sorry. I was aiming for the evil genius.

Ynot: Who the heck are you?

Artrix: Oh, let me guess. Another epic event you missed out on. *blasts Blackout again*

Blackout: *shoots Artrix with a lightning bolt* Why can't you ever die? *slashes off Artrix's hand*


 * the hand grows back*

Blackout: Goddamn it.


 * suddenly, outside of the Nervissa solar system, the laws of physics cease to apply as gravity goes haywire, galaxies start to drift chaotically, matter and energy begins to transform to different forms, and other Stuff that Shouldn't be Happening happens*

Blackout: It doesn't matter. I have triumphed! This universe is collapsing! And nothing can stop me, not even you! *turns head and looks at nothing*


 * the fourth wall explodes, and a portal opens where a moon used to be*

---Blackout- 15:07, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

The Insanity begins again
Ynot: GODDAMN IT! That was MY goal!


 * Grabs Sasuken and Leaps through the hole in the fourth wall*


 * Wigwam with it's cargo follows, blasting all who follow it with the slayer*

--The Page Rater: Ynot 16:27, June 21, 2010 (UTC)


 * Darkmount follows, deflecting the Slayer shots*

---Blackout- 16:30, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Haven't we previously established that more than two shots from the Slayer would decimate any shield?


 * Ynot boards the Wigwam with Sasuken*

Ynot: Alright, so who thinks they can follow a simple order?


 * The Group smirks*

Ynot: Good, let's get to work...

--The Page Rater: Ynot 17:19, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: That was before Blackout took Atlantis and combined it with Darkmount. Plus, the laws of physics are about to completely stop working, and the fact that we're passing through the fourth wall doesn't help.


 * Darkmount fires a salvo from its main cannon directly at the Slayer*

---Blackout- 17:44, June 22, 2010 (UTC)


 * The Salvo Passes through the Slayer and Wigwam as the laws of physics completely stop working*

Ynot: What Just happened?

Xeno: Aye do belie' crosseen da Fourt' wa' caused de loows of physeeks ta completely stoop workeen.

Blade: In Layman's terms?

Hokagetsu: *Floats to the roof* Everything we know is wrong, period.


 * Sasuken spasms as the hole in his chest heals*

Sasuken: Well, how do you like that, saved by illogicality...

--The Page Rater: Ynot

[D-Klak opens a portal, sending the 12 remaining apprentices, including an injured Rahn, along with him and Nadle to Uterio's ship in an unidentified dimension]

DK: "Something's terribly wrong, Uterio. Now I know why you sent me there, take these apprentices prisoner, and I will go with Nadle here to stop it."

Uterio: "NO, D-Klak. You will remain here. It is an order."

DK: "What? Can't you see? There's a universe practically going to hell, and we made an oath to prevent stuff like that from happening!"

Uterio: "You will remain here, along with your ally and enemies. If you continue to disagree, you will be restrained, and treated like the criminal you are."

---

[Klak and the Baterra teleport above ground, slightly scathed from Blackout's attack]

Me: No....this is what he wanted.....NO!!!

B: "This doesn't sound good."

[a green mist escapes from both Blackout and Zev's minds, and appears in front of Klak]

Caiaphus: "Well well well. Blackout has achieved it. The true destiny of the Makuta: to destroy the Architect and his world of fantasy. A fate you so foolishly avoided through your so called repentance. What a pity."

Me: A destiny I would never want to fulfill. My allegiance is not with destruction, but with order and justice!

C: "All foolish ideals you accepted, dear boy. [the mist gets closer] Isn't it amazing? 600 years of training and preparing, countless decades of planning, and finally, my goal was reached, but by Blackout! [cackles]"

[the mist disappears]

Me: We have to end this. Come on, we need to recruit with Zev. [grabs Akzer's orb and teleports in front of Zev with the Baterra]

Klak-a-Klak 21:15, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I have an idea.


 * Malygos and Co. go into the Terrace 2.5, each taking their positions.*

Malygos: Normally I need to expend a great deal of energy to do this, but...here's the thing. Magic runs on entropy. Magic is one of the things that keeps the world in check, as to be used, it requires a certain amount of entropy. I'm a wizard.


 * A rift opens, taking the Terrace to Blackout*

Malygos: (over an intercom) Blackout, you have two options. Surrender, or die. I'm going to destroy you.

Blackout: (let me do this, as it's awesome) You? You're alone. What could one measly ship do to me?

Malygos: I was really hoping you'd say that.


 * The rift opens wider, and Malygos's ENTIRE FLEET appears, hundreds upon hundreds of ships, each with their own unique design*

Malygos: It's over, Blackout.


 * Energy beams fire from the regular ships, which begin to cut into the hull of Darkmount, and the main cannon of the Terrace fires off an Arcane Pulse at ten times regular strength.*

OOS: No destroying an entire EMPOWERED fleet in one post, as that is god-modding.

LordMalygos 00:05, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: You do realize that this is the ship that almost owned an entire fleet of warships, and that was before Blackout upgraded it?

And forgive me while I allow myself space to rant.

DARKMOUNT HAS SHIELDS, YOU GOD-MODDING (BLEEP).


 * the beams hit Darkmount's shield instead*


 * the Arcane Pulse also hits, damaging Darkmount's shield and pushing it onto the other side of the fourth wall*

OOS: Allow me to do this, because it's awesome.


 * Darkmount emerges above G&T, but the hole in the fourth wall begins to close soon afterwards*

---Blackout- 05:59, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: That's good, because I can do this.


 * Malygos opens a Rift through the fourth wall, enough for his more powerful ships*

Malygos: Alright, Doppler, let's see if your new invention works.


 * The Terrace unleashes an EMP Shockwave, thus disabling the Darkmount's shields*


 * The ships all fire Particle Beam Cannons*

OOS: Uh huh. And HAVING a ship like that, along with others, doesn't make you think "Wow, I'm more ****ing powerful than ANY OTHER PLAYER"

LordMalygos 06:36, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I refuse to dignify that with a response.


 * stuff begins to explode*


 * suddenly, smaller ships start flying around and blasting Malygos's fleet*

Defence Drone 1: Error. Destroy attacker.

---Blackout- 11:41, June 23, 2010 (UTC)


 * Some of the smaller ships are destroyed, and the Terrace is slightly damaged*


 * Malygos fires a Pulse Shockwave, disabling all electronic devices near the Terrace, deactivating the Defense Drones, and, sadly, some of his own ships (the ones that don't run on magic)*

Malygos: It is troubling that I was forced to do that.


 * The Terrace fires Arcane - Proton Missile Barrage at Darkmount, each aiming at different points*

OOS: See, this is how fights are SUPPOSED to go.

LordMalygos 13:44, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Hi. Stop being a jerk. Bye.


 * the missile barrage is blocked by Darkmount's shield, which Blackout got back up in the meantime*


 * more defence drones appear and attack Malygos's fleet*


 * Blackout fires several main cannon-blasts at the Terrace*

---Blackout- 16:25, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: Alright men, bring us full round, and aim the Slayer, it's time to deal with our pursuer


 * The Wigwam pulls a u-turn and readies the Canon, waiting for O'Mally to drop Darkmount's Shields again, then Fires at the shield generator, frying it, leaving a large hole where it was.*

--Previously unsigned post by The Page Rater: Ynot 19:26, June 23, 2010 (UTC)


 * a defence drone crashes into the Slayer, taking it out*


 * Darkmount lands just as the remaining defence drones surround the Wigwam, the Terrace and the rest of Malygos's fleet*


 * another ship appears*

Black Six: Attention! You will stop fighting immediately or I will open fire!

---Blackout- 19:38, June 23, 2010 (UTC)


 * Malygos's eyes widen*

Malygos: Black Six? Lord Black Six?


 * Malygos broadcasts to Black Six*

Malygos: I will gladly stand down. It's good to see you again, sir.

OOS: Wait, whaaa?


 * B6 seemingly doesn't notice as Rahkshi charge into the BZPB topic*

Black Six: *still transmitting to all the ships* All ships will follow me to the Reference Desk.

---Blackout- 19:55, June 23, 2010 (UTC)


 * The Wigwam Follows, but gets sucked into a link to the old BZP: Heat The Soul Topic*

Ynot: Where are we?


 * Something lands on the Wigwam, then phases into the cock pit*

Ynot: I thought you installed the Anti-Phase shields!

Sasuken: I did, only The Anima, Idiotas, and the Two Vrai are immune!

Ynot: Then Who, might I ask, IS THAT!?!

Person phasing through: The Answer, is you.


 * Ynot Looks at the new Ynot*

BZPB Ynot: You look very familiar...

BZP HtS Ynot: I should, and I very upset

BZPB Ynot: And why is that?

BZP HtS Ynot: Well, I'm the Ynot that gave you the Cabana Omega, and you are obviously NOT piloting it...

BZPB Ynot: Ah, I see. How long ago was that for you?

BZP HtS Ynot: Thirty Seconds, but seeing as this topics closed, Time has stopped.

BZPB Ynot: I see...Well, I received the Omega from you more than 50,000 years ago, and it had been in use up til about 6 months ago, when my 1st mate designed and built this beauty.

BZP HtS Ynot: I see... May I join you in your mission, then?


 * Thunder claps as the sky blackens, and down from the heavens descends the fallen Admin: Omicron!*

Omicron: You shall NOT leave this..wait, why are there two of you?

Ynots: Long story...

--The Page Rater: Ynot 20:32, June 23, 2010 (UTC)


 * Omicron gets blasted with a huge blast of shadow*


 * Hapori Dume appears*

---Blackout- 18:09, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

BZPB Ynot: I get the distinct impression that you are not a good guy...

BZP HtS Ynot: As do I...


 * They look at eachother*

Together: Acid Iron Rain? Lets!


 * They both summon up a massive wave of Iron spikes that rain down on HD, impaling him from all sides*

Ynots: KATSU!


 * The Iron spikes detonate*

--The Page Rater: Ynot 22:22, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Edit: OOS: What ever happened to KoN?


 * Malygos and Co. land in Dark709's Comics*

Dark709: What the heck! Wait, Tohu told us that there were intruders.


 * Emil and Richter look at one another*

Emil: We'll handle this. Go.


 * Doppler, Hydraxis, Tyrigosa, Silver, and Malygos leave*

Dark709: Did Sir Pickles send you? Doesn't matter. These are my comics.


 * Dark709 fires tons of energy blasts everywhere, which Emil and Richter dodge*

Emil: No escape!


 * Emil leaps behind Dark709 and slashes him multiple times*

LordMalygos 01:29, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

[Uterio's ship flies into General Discussion]

DK: "I guarantee something even worse will come out of breaking the fourth wall.....WHAT THE FU---?

[BZP Klak, as in the user, jumps onto the ship]

BZP Klak: BWAHAHA!!! See Commander Phantom? I really can climb a ship! Wait a second...[looks into the window] Oh no.

D-Klak: "You look awfully familiar."

BZP Klak: I'm the Klak who basically created you and gave you weapons. And by you, I mean all the characters on this ship.

Uterio: "Prepare to fire!"

BZP Klak: Oh great.

[laser blasts send BZP Klak flying into the ground, and begin to fire on all other users.]

DK: "What are you doing?"

---

[Meanwhile, the original Klak from Bzpower Battles awaits Zev's next command]

[the Baterra gets in front of Washu]

B: "Wow, you seem like a very important person! Do you happen to own any pickles?"

Klak-a-Klak 03:32, June 25, 2010 (UTC)


 * Hapori Dume gets up*

Hapori Dume: Oh please! Hapori Tohu could not destroy me, why should you?!

OOS: Well, someone had to take over from KC as the guy who's supposed to be doing important stuff but is never on, I guess.

---Blackout- 05:52, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

4th Wall Fun
BZPB Ynot: Simply put, Tohu wasn't me, and now that I'm outside of my universe, I'm sure that doing this will be a lot easier....

HD: Doing What?

BZPB Ynot: DIMENSIONAL FRACTURE!


 * Ynot opens a scroll, pressing his palm in the center, Numerous portals open up around the group, thousands upon million of Ynot's pile out, from all the various universes compile around HD*


 * There are Ynots of all colors, shapes, sizes, species and demeanor's, with wide arrays of weapons and abilities, all looking to kill HD*

Orig Ynot: One of the many things I have learned in my life: I'm the only Ynot that doesn't have a taste for blood. Have fun!

--The Page Rater: Ynot 14:33, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

HD: Oh please.


 * lots of portals open, and billions of Vahki of all colours, shapes, with wide arrays of weapons and abilities come out*

HD: Attack my Vahki! DESTROY!!!!!


 * huge expensive-looking fight*


 * meanwhile, Darkmount somehow falls into a link to Exo Farce*

---Blackout- 14:52, June 25, 2010 (UTC)


 * Malygos and Co. continue running through Bionicle Artwork III, and come to Protoss General's Comics.

PG: I am impressed you made it this far. But now it ends. EN TARO ADUN, SOLDIERS!


 * A bunch of Protoss soldiers appear*

Doppler: It's my turn.


 * A bunch of Terran soldiers pop out of nowhere*

Doppler: Destroy the Protoss!


 * Big shootout*


 * Malygos, Tyrigosa, Silver, and Hydraxis leave*


 * Dark709 continues to launch energy bolts everywhere, and one hits Emil straight in the chest*

Emil: Gaar...Richter!


 * Richter pops up behind Dark709*

Richter: The pain will only last for an instant.


 * Richter throws down his axe, and begins slicing through Dark709 multiple times, followed by raising his sword, causing an inferno to burn through Dark709*

Dark709: That all you got?


 * Emil laughs evilly*

Emil: Darkness devours. AIN SOPH AUR!!*


 * A HUGE energy blast engulfs Dark709's ENTIRE BODY*

LordMalygos 15:04, June 25, 2010 (UTC)


 * Orig Ynot appears behind HD*

Ynot: So predictable

--The Page Rater: Ynot 19:10, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
 * Impales and teleports away, but due to the messed up physics of this place, so do all the other Ynot's, into the Reference desk, where B6 six still thinks everyone is behind him*

Black Six: *notices all the Ynots* Wait, what? *teleports all the Ynots back to their home dimensions* That's better.


 * meanwhile, on a mountain split in half and connected by lots of bridges*

Robot: Attack the humans!


 * huge army of robots in heavily armed mechs begin to cross bridge*


 * Darkmount falls out of the sky, crushes the robots, breaks the bridge, falls through it, and does the same until it falls into a junkyard at the bottom of the mountain*


 * Blackout gets out*

Blackout: Ow.


 * red-haired human comes over*

HaYaToad: Hello. Would you like to purchase some of my fine wares?

Blackout: Well.....I don't suppose you'd have a powerful shield generator?

HaYaToad: No problem. *gets out a huge box thing*

Blackout: Thanks. *gives him a tissue*

HaYaToad: Thanks! *runs off with tissue*

---Blackout- 07:03, June 28, 2010 (UTC)


 * All other Ynot's other Are teleported away, the Original is still there*

Ynot: Good, the clones are gone...So, this is where I've been all this time?

--The Page Rater: Ynot 17:13, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

[Uterio's ship is seen driving out of control in the distance]

[Meanwhile, inside, D-Klak attacks Uterio, Nadle is using gravity to control the ship, and the apprentices attack Uterio's men]

Uterio: [clashes blade with D-Klak] "I see you've allied with your enemies."

DK: "Meh. I'll take care of them later. Right now, I want to see you at the wrong end of my blade!"

[leaps into the air, and force pushes Uterio off his horse]

[they charge at each other, and begin dueling]

---

[MakutaKlak goes to the Architect]

MK: They're here. I told you this would end badly. What are we going to do now?

Klak-a-Klak 19:03, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I've blocked JS and removed all the crap he added.

Architect: They have left their world. We no longer have the kind of power over them that we had before the Pandorica's opening. It's in the hands of the Staff now.

---


 * onboard Darkmount, which is now hovering over LGD with a new shield generator*

Blackout: *facing Treveya, the Norman, and Artrix, who are strapped to chairs and simultaneously allowing Klak to see everything that's happening through telepathy* Rahkshi! *gestures towards Treveya* Take her to the bio-lab.


 * two Rahkshi approach and drag Treveya away*

Blackout: I'm sure Krika will appreciate the chance to dissect a Shadow Toa.

---Blackout- 07:37, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Grazie Blackout.

[Klak turns from the Baterra and Zev, and screams]

[I teleport in front of Krika, and draw my blade, pointing at his face]

Me: You either stay quiet, and do what I say, or this lab of yours gets blown up.

---

[D-Klak stabs Uterio, then drags his body into the ships controls, electrifying him]

[Uterio screams, then grabs D-Klak's blade, removing it from his body. He then electrifies D-Klak.]

[Nadle crash-lands the ship into Storyline and Theories]

[Erebus looks at Aravagantos, and smiles]

E: "I told you."

[Rahn creates a shadow hand, grabbing Tulio, and smashing him on the floor]

---

[MK looks at the Architect]

MK: They might do something effective, yes. But I'm not going to be like you. I won't stand here and do nothing, while BZPower burns.

Klak-a-Klak 18:18, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Is that Spanish or Portuguese? I could never get the hang of those two.

Krika: Very well. *sits down and presses a button underneath his desk*


 * Brawl appears with a squad of Exo-Toa*

Krika: You told me to stay quiet. You didn't say anything about sounding the alarm.

Brawl: No, he didn't. *punches Klak in the face* What do we do with him?

Krika: Stick him in the prototype prison chamber.

Brawl: Okay.


 * the Exo-Toa grab Klak, take him to a small room and shove him into a chair*


 * basically this happens, but with Klak*


 * the room closes, but Klak is still receiving a telepathic broadcast of what's happening in the bio-lab*


 * the Exo-Toa strap Treveya to an operating table*

Krika: Now, we shall begin. *grabs a scalpel*

Treveya: Aren't you supposed to use anesthetic?

Krika: But that sucks out all the fun! *bends over and prepares to make the first incision*

---Blackout- 20:00, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Actually, it's Italian. :D But I know Spanish better.

[Just as Krika is about to stab Treveya, she vanishes in a puff of smoke]

[She is right behind him, grabbing him by the neck, and pointing a shuriken at his throat]

T: "Haven't you heard of Shadow Clones?"

[she stabs him]

---

[a specteral form appears in front of Blackout]

Caiaphus: "I do not approve of this torture of my apprentice, but since she was defiant, it is of no matter. What next, Blackout?"

[A Rahkshi is about to shock Caiaphus]

C: "Don't bother. Waste your time on enemies that are actually material, and truly do exist."

---

[I look at the guard nearby]

Me: I really don't think this is going to work. Lot's of people have tried capturing me before, and someone bursts in to save the day. No matter who. I mean, I could break these restraints. You know why I don't? Suspense. Everyone loves a good thriller. So HA! Who's the winner now, Blackout?

Klak-a-Klak 03:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: You can't look at a nearby guard when there are no windows or anything in the chamber that would allow you to do that.


 * suddenly, Klak feels an electric shock, and begins to feel weaker and weaker*

Krika's Recording: Hmph. Did you really think that I would not put security measures in place other than these restraints? This prison is powered by your own energy. The longer you're here, the weaker you'll be. But don't worry. This prison is designed to be unescapable. Death happens to be a form of escape. So don't worry. You'll live. For a long time.

---


 * Blackout ignores Caiaphus*

---

Krika: *is stabbed* Fool! *blasts Treveya with lightning, hurling her across the lab* You are a mere Toa, facing beings more powerful than you are. *grabs her by the neck* WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN SUCCEED?!! *throws her into a wall* ANSWER ME!!!!! *kicks her in the face* I SAID ANSWER ME!!!!! *picks her up and straps her to the operating table again, then grabs the scalpel again and prepares to cut her open*

---Blackout- 07:17, June 30, 2010 (UTC)


 * Malygos and Co. are finally brought into prison by Pohukai*

Tyrigosa: We lost...

Malygos: Damn it!

Pohukai: Language, young ones. I'm taking you to the Suspending Prison.


 * Each of them is brought do a different cell; Malygos's is adjacent to Klak's, and Klak can hear Malygos from it.*

Malygos: I was a plotter...a schemer. Look where it brought me. I flew to the top just to sink to the bottom. Mabye it truly is time to die...

LordMalygos 13:10, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Klak is on Darkmount.


 * meanwhile, Krika is having fun dissecting a fully awake Treveya*

---Blackout- 15:07, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

[Treveya screams in pain at the dissection]

[Klak spits on the ground, and sends a telepathic message to Krika]

Me: ''Do you honestly think it's good to drain someone like me? You'll put the entire Darkmount in peril, you know. I'm not the kind of Makuta you think I am. Dissect me, maybe you'll actually learn something, you ignorant old fool. She's just a shadow Toa, a waste of your time. Caiaphus is dead, his teachings are rendered nothing now. Besides, she was a novice.''

---

[D-Klak crashes against one side of the ship, and Uterio stabs his arm]

[Suddenly, Uterio feels something pierce his armor]

[he looks at his chest, and an Ithlorian mine is present]

DK: "Ugh. You know the rules buddy. Move, and there'll be nothing left of the Di Armechio."

[Rahn looks at Uterio]

R: "Funny, I almost got killed by one of those!" [grabs Tulio's spear, and impales him on his chest, killing him]

[D-Klak smiles, and teleports Nadle, Rahn, and the apprentices just outside of the spaceship]

DK: "They'll figure it out themselves. Rahn, are you and your hippie squad coming with us?"

R: "All bets are off. We're leaving, enemies once again. If we cross paths, it'll be my pleasure to kill you."

DK: "See you around then. Nadle, let's go. We need to find Klak, and anyone else that can help us."

[the groups seperate, and walk through the forums]

---

[Caiaphus's spectre vanishes]

Klak-a-Klak 17:22, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Why did the lines start going ABOVE the titles? Also, Klak, would you mind ending your posts with ' '?

Ynot: So, your Black Six, right? Head Honcho and Such?

B6: Yes....

Ynot: Don't suppose you've any Idea who I am, do you?

--The Page Rater: Ynot 17:34, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Glitch with Wikia. Or something. I already said that if it's intentional I will murder people.


 * two FAs appear and restrain Ynot with energy handcuffs*

B6: You are Ynot. Up until yesterday, you only existed in BZPower Battles, a fictional universe created by members -Blackout-, Makuta Ynot, MakutaKlak, Legoguy2805, LordMalygos and Zev Raregroove.

---

Krika: "Idiot. You actually believe I will let you out. I won't. At least, not until you have witnessed your friends die in never-ending torment. I understand two have arrived here recently. Their names: Nadle.....and D-Klak?"


 * Klak suddenly realizes the current location of Darkmount, which is now hovering over S&T*

Blackout: Fire!


 * Darkmount opens fire on S&T*

Blackout: *appears as a hologram in front of Nadle and D-Klak* If you wish to prevent any further death and destruction, you will surrender and board Darkmount. Troops will arrive momentarily to monitor your compliance.


 * five demons appear, as well as three dozen Rahkshi and seven Exo-Toa*

---Blackout- 18:30, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Oh. Then I was just imprisoned alone.

God dammit.

LordMalygos 18:45, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: And I take it you don't like that? Well, perhaps if..wait, did you say it was made by Makuta Ynot? Wow, what a gas bag, names me after himself..wait, so did all the others...Hmmm

B6: You quite done with your ramblings?

Shika: Honestly, he could, and would, go on forever...

B6: Great, this pest again!

Ynot: You know him?

B6: Yeah, he's a virus that came into creation when a Maori Protester crashed this site, been an annoyance ever since. Disappeared as of late, thought he was gone for good. Wait a minute...

Shika: That's right, I've been with HIM the whole time

B6: Are you saying that you are responsible for His escape?

Shika: Not directly...

--18:48, June 30, 2010 (UTC)


 * A shadowed figure whispers something to Pohukai, who is acting as Malygos's jailer*

Pohukai: What?! I'll take him to Black Six immediately.


 * Pohukai opens Malygos's cell, and bursts into the the room B6 is in, carrying Malygos*

Pohukai: I found another Bzpower Battles participant in here. I didn't recognize him, but...his creator told me who he was.


 * Pohukai shoves Malygos into the room*

LordMalygos 19:14, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

A New Age Begins
OOS: That's great, but how do you use those?

LordMalygos 13:49, July 1, 2010 (UTC)


 * meanwhile, Blackout continues bombarding S&T while awaiting Nadle and D-Klak's response*

---Blackout- 14:58, July 1, 2010 (UTC)


 * Shika glitches his way out of the room, leaving Ynot, B6, and O'Mally*

Ynot: Nice to see you again, Malygos. See your plans are going as well as mine...

Malygos: Yea. It would've all worked if Blackout hadn't managed to break through the wall. Dammit. I was so close...

LordMalygos 21:29, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: Wait, this actually messed with your plans? I was being sarcastic

B6: What was that?

Ynot: I said that I was being SADISTIC, very pessimistic, you know?

B6: Hmm...

--22:40, July 1, 2010 (UTC) -

[D-Klak smiles]

DK: "Ah. So this is the famous Blackout."

N: "Yes, now, do you think we should be captured? It would be terrible to let so many die."

DK: "Heroism ends up in something fun....Alright Blackout! You can have us, we surrender to your whim. Don't think you've got much to do with us, so many other guys to capture, like, I don't know, Black Six?"

---

[Klak stares out]

Me: How the...I swear, the moment I'll get out of this prison, I will knock you to the four winds.

---

[the baterra, once again messing with teleportation, appears behind Pohuaki and Black Six]

B: "Hey...uh....Hmm...wrong place indeed."

[MakutaKlak (as in the BZP user) appears behind them]

MK: Black Six, what's up? Why are you arresting them?

---Klak-a-Klak 23:14, July 1, 2010 (UTC)


 * Nadle and D-Klak are teleported to Darkmount, where they are immediately strapped to chairs in front of a video screen showing, in order, Klak being forced into his new prison, Krika dissecting Treveya, and Brawl singing every Lady GaGa song known to mankind 122 times over*

Brawl: Why did you make me do that again?

Blackout: Simple. The combination of your voice and Lady GaGa's music is the musical equivalent of Vogon poetry.

---Blackout- 07:16, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: Let's see, if my plan is going, well, as planned, Blackout has taken D-Klak ad his companion prisoner, along with normal Klak, and his merry gang, minus That Teleporting nuisance. The Anima are about to be captured, and it will fall into place perfectly...


 * Sasuken, Blade, Xeno, and the others that were on the Wigwam are placed in the same room as Ynot and O'Mally*

Ynot: Phase 3 complete...

--The Page Rater: Ynot 17:08, July 2, 2010 (UTC) -

[A small figure comes walking lightly down a hallway in Darkmount]

???: Hm...His Majesty was right. Raregroove's plans are entertaining.

[Nefelpitou, somehow having infiltrated Darkmount, continues strolling along unmolested]

Pitou: Now, if Raregroove-san's spies are to be believed, I take a left here... ... ...Past two hallways... ... ...Look to the left...Ah!

[He finds a small utility console]

Pitou: According to Zev...The password is what Blackout will answer at the end of the Makuta Elites Selection Tournament...And the information he will give is the meaning of life...

[He smiles]

[Pitou types in 'Just Kidding']

[Ding!]

Console: Password Accepted.

Pitou: Too easy: Life is meaningless. Nya.

[He proceeds to quickly scan through countless battle strategies and troop equipment, memorizing that along with the locations of powerful weapons; he also takes the time to play some Farmville]

Pitou: My my, Facebook indeed sucks out your soul...Unless you're a soulless monster.

[Once he's satisfied, Pitou sends a few energy strings into the console]

[The console quietly sizzles and pops, utterly ruined]

[That done, Pitou goes on his merry way]

OOS: I'm disgustingly awful -- Making Makuta ship technicians into spies...

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 03:00, July 3, 2010 (UTC)


 * Pitou is suddenly punched in the face by Bonecrusher*

Bonecrusher: I saw everything you were doing, idiot. I hate spies. I hate Facebook. I hate spies who destroy equipment and use Facebook. I hate YOU! *punches Pitou in the face again*

---Blackout- 12:18, July 3, 2010 (UTC)


 * Malygos thinks*

Malygos: Shouldn't Tyrigosa, Doppler, Hydraxis, Emil, and Richter be here? After all, they ARE more Bzpower Battles characters...


 * They are brought in by Pohukai*

Malygos: Right on cue.


 * Malygos establishes a telepathic link with Ynot*

Malygos: *in Ynot's mind* So what is the plan?

LordMalygos 13:24, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: *To Malygos* ''By now, both Bonecrusher and Brawl will be busy with, OTHER engagements, Starscream is out of the picture, leaving none of Blackout's goons to deal with Me and my crew. Which are now all in the same place, and away from Blackout's prying eye. All we needed was someone to distract the idiots guarding this room, like you and the squad of Battlers that just came in.'' Xeno, you ready?

Xeno: Bu' uv cou's!

Ynot: ''O'Mally, know how to start a Bar-Room Brawl? I'll give you a hint, it usually has something to do with a chair and a head.''

--The Page Rater: Ynot 13:54, July 3, 2010 (UTC)


 * Malygos smiles malevolently*

Malygos: This should be fun.


 * Malygos turns to B6*

Malygos: Oi, Black Six.

Black Six: What?


 * Malygos telekinetically lifts his chair and hit's Black Six in the face*

Black Six: Ugh... *Stumbles back, accidentally punching Pohukai in the gut*

Pohukai: What the Karzhani was that for? Moron!


 * Pohukai punches Black Six in the head, and accidentally elbows Dark709*


 * This cycle continues*

LordMalygos 14:13, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

FIGHT IT OUT!!!!
Ynot: Now, Xeno, go...


 * Xeno pulls out his Nirak Laser-Drill and starts drilling his way out of the holding cell*

Ynot: Sasuken, Blade, watch O'Mally's Back, he's not our ally, but he's not our enemy, either.

Both: Got it!

--The Page Rater: Ynot 15:01, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
 * Sasuken zaps Zaski, who slashes Makuta Obsidion, furthering the fight, making sure that no one sees Xeno's work in progress*

[Pitou vs. Bonecrusher]

Pitou: [Takes Bonecrusher's second punch and goes flipping back]

[He land on all fours, like a cat]

Pitou: Hm~...You seem like you'll provide a suitable challenge...We'll see who can go longest without showing their full power. Nya!

[Suddenly, his thighs begin to bulge, veins becoming visible]

[The catlike being's back arches up]

Bonecrusher: [Thinking] Impossible...

[He narrows his eyes]

Bonecrusher: [Now speaking] No one besides Lord Blackout...Could have such a monstrous aura...!!

[Indeed, Pitou's aura has become visible; a malicious, writhing mass of tendrils formed from hazy golden energy]

Bonecrusher: [Thinking again] I might not be able to beat him fairly...But I have the home advantage.

Pitou: Here I come. Nya. [He starts to move his feet, and -- ]

[Thoom!!]

[Pitou has suddenly leapt with indescribable force]

Pitou: [Using his momentum, delivers an immense strike across Bonecrusher's face]

[From the massive impact, the large Makuta is sent hurtling back]

Pitou: [Does a backflip, landing on all fours again] Nyaaa~!

OOS: Hey, Blackout...You might wanna cheat. You remember the levels we were talking about? Pitou is just about on Blackout and Zev's level -- And I don't think you wanna see what he'll do to Bonecrusher if he wins this fight...

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 15:33, July 3, 2010 (UTC)


 * Malygos unleashes a Shadow Bolt volley, launching fifteen Shadow Bolts at both Lloyd: the White Wolf and Rogwiz =D, who attack Kothra and Akaku: Master of Air, respectively, furthering the fight even more*


 * Tyrigosa throws knives and fights with a sword, Hydraxis uses his water abilities, Doppler uses a ray gun and energy pulse, Emil and Richter use their swords to similar effects*


 * Malygos laughs, a heartless laugh, a laugh of a demon in a man's flesh*

Malygos: There hasn't been this much fun since I took over demonkind! Twice!


 * Malygos engulfs Gerlicky in fire*


 * A single being stands unpeturbed by the violence, calm amongst the storm*

LordMalygos 17:49, July 3, 2010 (UTC)


 * Xeno breaks through*

Xeno: Alrigh', now Who'sa goin tru'?

Ynot: Blade and Sasuken, we can cause the most damage to circuitry

Sasuken: Fun...

Blade: Let's Roll!


 * They go into the hole*

--MakutaYnotThe Page Rater and Code Master 18:11, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Pitou vs. Bonecrusher

Pitou: Nya... [He pauses, getting down on his haunches with his legs bent in]

[Nefelpitou's thighs start to bulge again, veins pulsing; however, it is even more pronounced this time]

Pitou: Lets see if you can take this hit. [He leaps again, denting the metal floor]

[Within 0.3 seconds, his kick is a meter away from Bonecrusher's head and closing in with ridiculous speed]

Pitou: Nyaaa~!!

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 23:37, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

D-Klak: "This is horrible....wait....You feel that aura?"

Nadle: "Barely, this body was not meant for that. Plus Brawl singing "Poker Face" almost ruined my poor ears."

DK: "Someone, who probably knows Zev, is here. So is Ynot and his band of merry men, I guess. I sense it."

N: "I sense it too..."

[both look at the person reading this]

Both: "Star Wars moment."

D-Klak: [telepethatically to Ynot] "You crazy little...So I see you have a plan. And I take it me getting captured might have something to do with it, or am I too crazy? Anyways, are you going to rescue me and Princess Nadle, or can I finally imitate one of those human prison escape movies I've watched?"

---

[Klak screams in his cell]

Me: You'll pay for this Blackout! You made an enemy with the wrong Makuta!!

[a glowing mist suddenly fills my room]

[the shackles disintegrate, and Klak is free]

Me: Getting out of this place will be harder than staying in it. Oh well! [stabs the guard]

---

[MakutaKlak, the BZP user, done from laughing at the admins, leaves into the unknown]

Klak-a-Klak 07:43, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: To Klak Do as you please, I'm not trying to escape though, so following me to escape isn't the best idea.


 * Sasuken and Blade are in the middle of Darkmounts Electrical systems*

Sasuken: Alright Toa, ready to see some REAL fireworks?

Blade: If you are fireworks, I am a nuclear bomb

Sasuken: Right, and my uncle is a monkey


 * The two of them unleash more electrical power than ever before, creating a giant bolt of lightning through Darkmount, splitting it end to end, and destroying all function within the machine*




 * The lighting bolt pierces the ground in the room Ynot is in, hitting B6 in the Crotch*

OOS: (not using TalkTextTest2, it's cool but too much of a pain in the anus) Blackout still has some Makuta under his command, and Starscream is NOT dead.


 * Darkmount shakes as the lights and everything else dies*

Blackout: So foolish.....


 * the lightning bolt has the unfortunate side-effect of shattering every single power conduit in the city, and every bit of energy that was inside them now blasts back towards Sasuken and Blade*

Blackout: *pulls a device out of his pocket and presses a button on it, which teleports away everyone that was onboard Darkmount except Ynot, D-Klak, Klak, Nadle, Ynot, Sasuken, Blade, Pitou, and any other good guys, not including Treveya and the Norman*


 * Blackout, his troops and his prisoners are teleported down to the Architect's lab*

Blackout: Excellent. *starts working on some machinery*


 * a second Darkmount appears in the sky, this one with even more weapons*

Brawl: Whaaaa?

Blackout: This equipment is used by the Architect himself. You'd think it could pluck something out of another dimension.


 * everyone teleports up to the new Darkmount*


 * Blackout walks around his new control room*

Blackout: Excellent. *watches as the old Darkmount breaks apart, crashes, and explodes, taking part of S&T with it* Perhaps they'll finally die. Now, there's one more thing we need to take care of. Raregroove and Malygos are still out there, as well as some of Ynot and Malygos's cronies.

Bitil: Raregroove shouldn't be much of a problem. I called an old friend.

Blackout: Wait. You're not saying.....

Bitil: Yes. I called in her.

Blackout: He's doomed.

OOS: DUN DUN DUN!

---Blackout- 15:20, July 5, 2010 (UTC)


 * In space, where the Darkmount was, Ynot, the Anima, O'Mally, and most of the Battlers are encased in a metal dome*

OOS: Darkmount wasn't in space, it was hovering above S&T.


 * the metal dome is promptly surrounded by a large army of defence drones led by Kex*

Kex: Attention BZPower Battles characters! You will surrender or die!

---


 * meanwhile, a small shuttle appears near the Soja*

OOS: Control of the (currently) unnamed female spy goes to Zev.

---Blackout- 18:51, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

A voice echos in the dome: AND WHAT IF WE DON'T DO EITHER?

Another voice: why do I always get stuck with the idiots?

Third: As long as he doesn't open his mouth and give Ynot Away, we'll be fine!

First: What, you mean the fact that Ynot is behind them, and about to absorb all of the metal in the drones?

Second and Third: QUIET YOU IDIOT!


 * Ynot does as mentioned*

Kex: *sighs, then teleports Ynot away, as well as anyone in the dome* I hope you have fun in our extra-dimensional maximum-security prison!

---Blackout- 07:16, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: And now for the piece-dela-resistance...


 * Shika appears in the prison*

Shika; How's the plan working so far?

Ynot: Perfectly, Darkmount is destroyed, and Blackout made a new one.

Shika: And the point of that was?

Ynot: Exactly that, Everyone else has had to change ships at least once, figured that it was his turn.

Shika: Your mind scares me sometimes, you know that?

Ynot: You're a virus, so, yes.

Shika: 0.o?

Ynot: Anyway, think you can get them out of here, I don't need the tag-a-longs getting in the way.

Shika: Might be a stretch. Never transported that many beings before...

Ynot: Try your best, old friend.

--MakutaYnotThe Page Rater and Code Master 16:30, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Ynot phases out of the cell, Anima following suit, dragging the Toa and Xeno behind them*


 * energy tendrils suddenly appear and knock out Shika*

Kex: *randomly appears* There's a reason we call this the maximum-security prison. *disappears*

---Blackout- 17:43, July 6, 2010 (UTC)


 * Ynot and Co. drop out of the prison and make their way to BIONICLE BASED CREATIONS*

Sasuken: We can hide out here, no ones going to look for us in this place...

Ynot: Sasuken! What have I told you about saying that?

Sasuken: Right....Nevermind then...

--MakutaYnotThe Page Rater and Code Master 18:02, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

[Meanwhile, still onboard Darkmount]

[Nefelpitou is still sitting in the hall, crosslegged; he cradles an object in his lap, and looks slightly roughed up]

Pitou: [Smile widens slightly] Perhaps I am a little strong. [Gets up, carrying the ominous object with him]

[He walks over to Bonecrusher's headless body, the neck crushed shut so that the antidermis can't escape]

[Nefelpitou sets Bonecrusher's head down at his neck]

Pitou: Time to fix him...Doctor Blythe.

[His tail starts to glow with golden energy and extend, connecting to a large shape]

[Pitou has summoned what looks like the torso huge girl doll, with big, sad eyes, dirty blonde jawlength hair, and a stitched-shut mouth. She wears a tattered nurse's outfit, and a menagerie of medical equipment on mechanical arms and cords extend from her abdomen and gangly, skinny arms]

[What looks like a life support mask is lowered over Bonecrusher's face, pumping him with life energy as Doctor Blythe starts repairing his neck and head]

Pitou: [Hums a little tune while watching]

[Soon, Bonecrusher has been healed enough to sit up, but not enough to keep fighting]

Pitou: [Sits down on all fours as Blythe disappears] Now...Why don't we play a game? We both get three questions to ask. I'll let you go first.

OOC: I'll get to Zev and the female spy's part soon enough.

~ Sneaky Ol' Zev Raregroove 18:16, July 6, 2010 (UTC)


 * Zev's last post doesn't happen because BONECRUSHER GOT TELEPORTED AWAY WITH THE REST OF BLACKOUT'S MINIONS AND DARKMOUNT HAS BEEN BLOWN UP AND REPLACED AND WE USE OOS NOT OOC AND ZEV NEEDS TO DO THE RESEARCH*

OOS: Ahem. Sorry. I had to get this out of my system.

FYI, the female spy has psychic powers. Forgot to say. Sorry!

---Blackout- 19:09, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Random Header here

 * Malygos and Co. teleport to Ynot and Co.'s location*

Malygos: Hey, you were planning to start the fun without me? The chaos is still going on.

LordMalygos 02:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

[D-Klak removes a piece of rubble from his chest]

DK: [coughs] "This is definitely going to leave a mark. [his arm and chest are bleeding in whatever his species bleeds] Nadle? You alright?"

N: [is missing an arm] "Definitely. I have survived worse. Remember, this is the second body I have had to occupy. Blackout's forgetting that I am one of his oldest brothers."

[the original Klak, with many scratches on his armor, runs up to the other two]

Me: The son of his mother....ESCAPED! I won't let this happen again! Let's go, Treveya and mother need help!

DK: "Hold up. [throws a green orb into the air, and suddenly his wounds, along with Nadle's, are healed] Ugh. These will heal the wounds, but not completely. Organics like me face after effects. Let's go. I don't want to give this guy another chance of killing me."

[they teleport to Ynot's location]

Me: Ynot! My teleporter led me to you, are you planning to take the fight to Blackout?

Klak-a-Klak 04:39, July 7, 2010 (UTC)


 * Blackout once again teleports down to the Architect's lab*

Blackout: Now, to destroy them all, yeeeeeeeees..... *starts typing something on a computer*


 * a fleet of various alien ships appears above BZP*

(Let me do this, this is awesome)

Klak: Woah!

D-Klak: Dalek, Vervoid, Goa'uld, Terileptils, Decepticons, Cybermen, Romulan, Borg, Jem'Hadar, Krotons, Darkling Lords, Quintessons, Atraxi, Zygons!

OOS: Yes. Yes I just totally ripped-off a scene from Doctor Who.

---Blackout- 06:12, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: Of course not! In fact I was waiting for not only you, but My old sparring buddy too. But it doesn't appear he's going to be here in time...


 * Ynot looks to the ships*

Ynot: Lets see what we can do, shall we?


 * He and Sasuken boost jump up to the nearest ship(Which happens to be the Borg Ship), landing on it's hull*

Ynot: This is what you call a Blitzkrieg...

--97.78.16.31 12:50, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * Rips open the hull and Sasuken fries the electrical, crashing the ship, them leaping to the next one*


 * Malygos grins, forming the light-dark infused Lighthawk Wings in the shape of wings AND swords*

Malygos: Havoc Wing IV.


 * Pure arcane energy comes off the Wings in pulses, which form together and spread apart, hitting ten of the ships and utterly destroying them*

Malygos: I managed to form two more wings during the brawl.

LordMalygos 13:49, July 7, 2010 (UTC)


 * more ships simply appear*

Blackout: Idiots. All ships, attack them!


 * the fleet opens fire on Ynot, Sasuken and Malygos*

OOS: If you beat the whole fleet by yourselves it will be the finest example of god-modding in Internet history. After all, we're talking about thousands of ships, belonging to some of the most powerful races in the BZPBverse.

Just saying. :)

---Blackout- 18:04, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I KNEW the rift would come in handy!


 * Malygos looks at Doppler*

Malygos: Put up the biggest shield generator you have.


 * Doppler does so*

Malygos: Alright, the rest of you try to draw fire away from me, as I begin my Rift incantation.


 * They begin to fire at the ships, all running away from Malygos, and destroying a couple*

Malygos: Let the dark come forth and bring forth that which I desire...

OOS: You have four posts.

LordMalygos 23:42, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: Draw fire? Not the best display of my abilities, but I guess it's someone else's turn to show off. After all, I can't hog this whole page, can I?

Sasuken: Did you just break The Fourth Wall, after GOING THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL?

Ynot: I'm a ninja like that...


 * Leaps onto the cockpit of one of the ships and attracts the attention of several other pilots*

Ynot: Come on! Hit ME!


 * One fires, Ynot jumps, killing the pilot, crashing the ship into the one below it*

--01:02, July 8, 2010 (UTC)


 * Tyrigosa leaps up the ships that Ynot sent down, and begins an insane display of superelfin acrobatics and strength, such as backflipping from one ship to another, plunging one of her daggers into the cockpit of a ship, throwing explosive knife-grenades she used in her former job as an assassin into the engines of three separate ships, taking them down, and landing on the same spot as Ynot*


 * Doppler grins, putting away his blasters and pulling out a Spellbook, casting a spell allowing him to use three of the fallen ships as weapons and another as a platform to fly on, and he bashes three more ships with "his" ships.*


 * Anzu transforms into his Great Raven form, charging at ships and ripping out pieces of their hulls*


 * Emil, Silver, Richter, and Hydraxis basically just act as people to draw fire*


 * Malygos's eyes turn black and his wings dissapate*

Malygos: Let that which I need come through the black maw of madness....

OOS: BTW, when I said "four posts" I meant four of ANYONE ELSE's posts, so you still have 3 posts

LordMalygos 01:33, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Fine. Then I'll just blow your 'female spy' to kingdom come, Blackout - After a lot of badassery

[Zev stares at the female spy's ship with rage]

Zev: How dare you show up after what you did...!! You think I've forgotten...!? You think I've forgiven you for betraying us...!?

[He has started to summon up a whirling aura of pale green, fiery energy]

Ryoko: ... ... ...Screw this. I'm outta here. [Phases into the floor]

Zev: [Roars at the spy approaching] JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!!?

[The entirety of the Soja is wrapped in pale green flames]

Zev: [Turns into a more musculuar, younger, shirtless version of his current form] [His glasses start to cracks and shake, before - ]

[Electric guitar note]

Zev: [ - Zev's glasses have turned into emerald green, angular sunglasses attached to his face by Anime Physics]

[The Soja's shape begins to change, becoming a huge mecha]

[Finally, the Soja has become an armored mecha with a horned helm containing glowing green eyes and a skull for the chest]

[Suddenly, a huge replica of Zev's sunglasses appear on the Soja's chest]

...

Washu: [Sighs in her lab as she feels the Soja quaking] I thought I told him to stay away from Spiral Power...

...

Zev: Giga...!!

[Several more ships appear, as the female spy's ship wisely more than doubles the distance]

[Zev's mecha suddenly sprouts several drills]

Zev: Drill...!!

[The ships all fire blasts that would cripple Darkmount]

[The drills of Zev's mecha all combine into a single drill more than twice the mecha's size]

Zev: BREAKAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

[The huge drill starts spinning, causing the various energy blasts to detonate with immense force harmlessly]

[Suddenly, several smaller drills are sent rocketing out, tearing through the ships]

[All ten drills return to float near Zev's mecha, showing that several beautiful women are manning them]

Zev & The Ten Women: For justice...For the weak...AND FOR THE HAREM!!

[The enemy ships all explode, engulfing the better part of the solar system with flames that should not be able to burn in space, but burn anyway, because Zev's sheery badassery sustains them]

[The Spiral Maidens return to Zev's mecha, as the drill is pointed at the remaining ship]

Zev: Good...That was a nice warm-up.

~ Tantalizingly Tenacious Zev Raregroove 02:28, July 8, 2010 (UTC)


 * the Vervoid mothership hovers above Malygos and fires its BIG FRAKIN' LASER*

---Blackout- 07:00, July 8, 2010 (UTC)


 * Said laser is blocked by one of the ships Doppler is attacking with*

Malygos: And let them be safeguarded from the madness and darkness in the Void...

OOS: And why would the Mothership attack Malygos, as opposed to the pepole who've taken down three ships each?

LordMalygos 13:35, July 8, 2010 (UTC)


 * Ynot leaps to a fresh ship, impales the pilot and takes the controls himself, plowing it into the one next to him, teleporting to the one he was on to begin with*

OOS: Aaand that's four posts.

Malygos: Let them come! Sixty-three Five Aquaris Delta in the Alpha Zone! COME!!!


 * Malygos opens an ENORMOUS rift, and Malygos's ENTIRE FlEET, including the Terrace, comes through.*

Malygos: Ha. Time to end this ONCE AND FOR ALL! Once and for all....all...


 * Malygos falls to the ground due to the feat of magic it took to open a rift of that distance and magnitude into an unrecorded zone*


 * Doppler takes all Ynot's and Malygos's allies, along with Malygos himself, and takes them to the Terrace*

Silver: Aye, yeh dogs!! Taste the wrath of Malygos's fleet! FIRE AT WILL!


 * The fleet attacks*

LordMalygos 16:20, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Because he's about to summon an entire fleet of ships?


 * meanwhile, unknown to all, Blackout is absorbing the energy released by destroying the alien ships and using it to power.....something*

---Blackout- 19:12, July 8, 2010 (UTC)


 * Ynot sits aboard the Terrace*

Ynot: I'll sit this one out for once. I'm getting a little to old for this...

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 16:57, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: And HOW IN KARZAHNI'S NAME ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?

LordMalygos 21:32, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: HOW IN KARZAHNI'S NAME DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY MIGHT KNOW ABOUT MAGIC?

---Blackout- 17:55, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Malygos was kneeling down, away from the ships, and quietly doing a summoning ritual. Which would be more attention demanding? A giant raven, guy who is throwing ships around, and two others who are destroying ships, or a guy kneeling on the ground who MIGHT be doing something?

LordMalygos 18:15, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: For the love of God. You weren't there when we decided the official BZPB tagline, were you?

"BZPower Battles: Fighting against all sanity since 2007". Shooting at the obvious threats is the sane thing to do.

....Yeah, this makes little sense to me, too. Let's just end this debate and let Blackout pull off his Xanatos Gambit.


 * meanwhile, it is shown on a computer screen that power levels have reached the minimum required amount*

Blackout: Excellent. *presses a button on a computer screen*


 * meanwhile, in the bio-lab/torture chamber, Krika is watching Treveya being slowly lowered into a liquid-nitrogen tank, when Blackout appears on a computer screen*

Blackout: Anything to report, Krika? Like, say, that you're ready to proceed with Phase 2 of Operation Xanatos/Genesis?

Krika: Short answer: yes. Long answer, yeeeeeeeeeeeees.

Blackout: Excellent. Go ahead.


 * Krika presses a button, revealing a pool of charged antidermis and several empty Makuta shells*


 * the antidermis begins to drift into the Makuta shells*

---Blackout- 20:53, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Okay then.


 * Tyrigosa takes Malygos to the sick bay, and begins to treat him and add as much comfort as possible, to regenerate his magic abilities*


 * The Terrace and the other ships begin to destroy the enemy fleets, clearly of worse design*

OOS: Is it alright if I win this battle? Cause otherwise that whole GIANT F***ING RIFT thing would be kind of pointless.

LordMalygos 22:18, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: You can win. Just not immediately. Also, I have plans for the rift. Remember when I said Starscream isn't as dead as you think?


 * a cloud of antidermis passes through the rift*

---Blackout- 07:06, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: The one who came up with that tagline is clearly an awesome person....lol

[D-Klak smiles]

DK: "Please Ynot, I double broke the fourth wall posts ago. [hovers up to one ship, and crashes it into another using the Force. He leaps onto another one, and opens a hole into the cockpit]

Hey there! Do you know what happens next?"

Decepticon: "What?"

D-Klak: "You die!"

[plants a mine in the ship, and flies off, an epic explosion ensuing]

[Meanwhile, Klak leaps close to a ship, and uses his Crast to repel it into another]

[The baterra, clearly suicidal, teleports to the guns of one of the ships, and twists it to face the ship itself]

Me: This is definitely going to take a while. [dodges a laser blast]

Klak-a-Klak 02:30, July 11, 2010 (UTC)


 * Starscream's antidermis drifts into Darkmount*


 * meanwhile, Krika continues to watch Treveya being lowered into a tank of liquid nitrogen*

---Blackout- 09:14, July 11, 2010 (UTC)


 * Ynot sits back and watches some more, simply because he can*


 * Cloaked inside the antidermis cloud is a single, ugly, yet well-made ship, rich with cybernetics*

OOS: 100 points to whoever can guess who's in there. Hint: He used to work with Malygos


 * Malygos sits up*

Malygos: Alright. It's time for me to unleash my newest addition to the Terrace.


 * three panels on each side of the Terrace open, and what appears to be a Warp Ray attached to a robotic arm sticks out of the ship*

Malygos: Fire the Prismatic Beams.


 * sharp blasts of blue energy begin emitting from the Warp Rays, shooting off at the enemy ships, destroying a full third of them*


 * Though the enemy fleet has lost many, Malygos's losses are trivial*

Hydraxis: This is almost too easy!

LordMalygos 23:07, July 11, 2010 (UTC)

From the Stars and Ancient Past

 * A figure steps out from a shadowy corner behind Ynot, O'Mally, and the rest aboard the Terrance*

Figure: They come to play, but they never last...


 * The Figure appears to be a Toa with Black armor, accented with red. He wears a Kanohi Pakari, and carries two Great Swords, similar to Lhikan's old pair. Hhis build is similar to a Inika Build, but slightly bulkier*

Toa: Ynot, I have waited 100,000 years to find you. I could not get to you in your topic, but now that you're out, I can kill you!


 * Starscream's antidermis drifts into Krika's lab and possesses one of the Makuta shells there*

---Blackout- 09:10, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Sorry mates. I had computer trouble, and was running out of creative juices.

[Treveya summons a shadow hand, which grabs one of the Makuta shells, and slams it into Krika]

[she wiggles until one of the shuriken in her pocket falls on her foot, and she moves, cutting her restraints, and lands on the floor, barely falling into the acid pit.]

[Treveya then throws a smoke bomb on the floor, and runs out the door]

---

[D-Klak suddenly remembers something as he falls in style, along with the corpses of a few Daleks]

DK: "Crap. Treveya! Meh....she can handle things."

[Nadle crashes on the ground, preventing him from assaulting another ship]

[a short figure steps up to him]

N: "Wait...553?"

[an all too familiar voice eminates from the body]

Caiaphus: "It seems that in this universe, the controller of 553 was expelled. Exiled. Somehow, this body was left for occupation. I do believe the owner is in a...permanent vacation."

[stabs Nadle in the gut]

N: "Caiaphus! I thought you were dead?"

C: "For the sake of the plot, I live. There are worse punishments than death."

N: "[summons insects that attack Caiaphus, then removes the blade from his body] A burning hellfire that you are long overdue for!!! [charges at him]"

--Klak-a-Klak 03:31, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: And now Caiaphus double broke the fourth wall. After being retconned back. And with his Tony Jay voice.

OOS: Ha ha ha ha ha


 * Treveya suddenly finds her way blocked by Blackout himself*

Blackout: I'm afraid I can't have you escaping. Not yet, anyway. *blasts her with lightning*

---Blackout- 08:30, July 19, 2010 (UTC)


 * Ynot addresses the new Toa*

Ynot: I have made many enemies, so please forgive me when I ask, And who are you?

Toa: Who am I? I am what you were, I am what was ripped from you, 100,000 years ago.

Ynot: 100,000 ears ago...let's see, what did I do 100,000 years ago? It's been a while, so give me a sec...Oh, that's right! That's when I got dunked in EP and gained my Iron abilities! So, if you are what I lost, then you must be my Shadow powers?

Toa: Close, I'm your shadow powers, yes. But I'm also your killer instinct, your ability to harm another. In short, I'm your Makuta half.


 * Ynot's eyes go Black and Yellow, his voice distorting*

Hollow Ynot: Oh the irony! He tosses you aside, then gets me! HA!

Toa: And who are you?

HY: Most Call me Hollow Ynot, or HY for short. I'm his NEW killer instinct, and all that's wrong with him! And to top it off, I even, via his sword, have given him his shadow powers back!

Toa: You're joking right?

HY: Why, feel betrayed?


 * One eye returns to normal*

Ynot: Enough!

HY: But tormenting him is fun!

Ynot: Don't care, murderer. Toa, what is your name?

OOS: Straxus.

Cookie goes to anyone who tells me where I got the name.

(Also, if I win, I dare you to use the following line: "Mercy is not dispensed here, fools, only DEATH!")


 * Starscream, in his new Makuta shell (which happens to look EXACTLY like his old one) teleports out of Darkmount and to the wreckage of the old Darkmount*

Starscream: Now, to get revenge on Blackout for trying to sacrifice me! *suddenly realizes he is standing on thin air* .....Wait, how am I standing? *falls* Groan. *realizes* Hey.....I just conveniently fell into the room I wanted to get to! How convenient is that?!


 * someone appears*

???: Very, especially since you just fell through a plothole.

Starscream: Another one? This is getting ridiculous! Who are you anyway?

???: My name is Sideways. And you have something that I need.

Starscream: And what would that be?

Sideways: *shoots Starscream multiple times with Nox energy* Oh, I don't know, YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL!!!!! *pulls out a container and seals Starscream's antidermis inside, then puts it back in his pocket and takes out a radio* Shadow Prime, this is Shadow Three. Starscream has been contained. Requesting extraction.

"Shadow Prime": Affirmative.


 * Sideways is teleported away*

OOS: Yeah, I've got plans. BIG plans. Universe-shattering plans.

OOS: If that plan starts with "Uni" and ends in "cron", then I'm all in.

Also, to the Toa's name: Straxus sounds good, unless you can call him Xonyt (since his story reminds me of the "Nobodies" in KH II)

[Nadle telepathetically lifts words from the forums, and crashes them onto Caiaphus/553's face]

C: "You're efforts are useless Nadle!"

[tentacles with the words flame on them wrap around Nadle, and begin to suffocate him]

[a hologram of one of the BZP admins appears]

Admin: "Stop flaming, or this topic will be closed in a heartbeat."

[the tentacles suddenly melt away, and Nadle uses gravity to attempt to crush Caiaphus]

[However, he sends a mental attack, scarring Nadle]

Nadle: "That incident....on Tular, was NOT on my behalf!"

C: "Millions died on that poor world. They recovered....But I returned, and now, their planet has formed a vital part of an asteroid field!"

Nadle: "May I be forgiven for saying such an informality: YOU FILTHY B*#%%***!!!"

[Nadle lunges at Caiaphus, a blade in hand, while the latter blasts him with shadow]

---

[D-Klak lands in style, while the Daleks are a mess]

DK: "I think I should be given an Oscar."

[a portal opens behind him, and a figure that looks much like anubis steps out]

???: "Hello, Master D-Klak."

DK: "Abneris, I think I have enough butler act from Nadle....though he does quite embody a nobleman."

Abneris: "Do you need anything, sir? The Great Beings have sent me, effects of the crisis is reaching our universe, and Uterio is unresponsive."

DK: "He's kind of...stuck to a mine right now. I might need your help. Klak and the Baterra are doing good, but Nadle is occupied fighting a possessed midget."

Abneris: "Right sir." [leaps to a ship, and starts fighting it]

---

[the original Klak stabs a Borg, and gets ambushed]

Me: Where's a baterra when you need it?

[the baterra appears, and several gashes appear on the Borg's bodies]

Baterra: "Right here!!"

Me: I'm tired of fighting these fools. Blackout's getting away, and I have no idea where Zev is. Both are extremely dangerous situations. Let's go, I think DK can take them. Besides, with his mouth, he will make these guys kill themselves.

[teleports with the Baterra]

--Klak-a-Klak 04:51, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Technically yes. I'm bringing back the Fallen.

You guys didn't REALLY think that a sword to the chest could kill him, did you?

Also, lol at "telepathetically".

---Blackout- 07:35, July 22, 2010 (UTC)


 * meanwhile, inside the Fallen's fire dimension*

Sideways: I have the antidermis, my lord.

The Fallen: EXCELLENT. WE NOW HAVE ALL FOUR OBJECTS THAT ARE REQUIRED FOR THE RESURRECTION. YOU HAVE DONE WELL, MY HERALD. NOW, PROCEED WITH THE RITUAL.


 * an altar with four holes in it rises out of the flames*

Xaaron: Yes my lord.


 * he places four objects inside the holes: an orange sphere, the container which, uh, contains Starscream's antidermis, a green cube and a blue pyramid*


 * the altar begins to light up*

The Fallen: YES. THE RITUAL HAS SUCCEEDED. OUR MASTER RETURNS!


 * in orbit of the planet where BZP is located, a huge portal opens, and Unicron emerges*

Unicron: I RETURN.

OOS: You know, I think I'll let Klak control the Fallen for now.

---Blackout- 08:51, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Technically, he only eats worlds and stuff because he considers the very existence of the universe to be an affront to him.

---Blackout- 17:43, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Okay.

1. Who wrote IDW's All Hail Megatron mini-series?

2. What is the Fallen's real name?

3. In which comic the Dinobots combine?

4. What was Tidal Wave called in the Polish dub of Armada?

5. Would you like to guest star in an upcoming comedy which involves BZP being invaded by the Cybermen from Doctor Who?

I can answer all five without looking the answers up on the wiki. But can YOU?

---Blackout- 07:44, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, now you're just showing off
OOS: I like showing off. Then again, I also like acting like a jerk and calling Belgians stupid.

I have very strange hobbies, I know.

No. 2 is Megatronus Prime.

No. 5 involves YOU GSing, not Ynot.

---Blackout- 11:02, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: 2) Exodus: The Official History of the War for Cybertron.

As a side-note, I can't believe the guys at TFWiki.net aren't taking advantage of the joke opportunities that come with that name.

5) Good. Now I gotta ask a few more people and I can start writing the first few episodes. I think I'll start with Blade.

6) Yeah, where are they anyway?

---Blackout- 20:09, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Oh Mein.....and I thought I was a big TF fan. Anyways, I saw Malygos at BZP earlier. But I haven't heard from Zev or KoN since their last post. Should we hold a vote on who controls The Fallen as well?

D-Klak: "Okay, I vote Klak."

Me: Shut up. You're breaking the Fourth Wall again.

---

[Meanwhile, as Klak travels with the Baterra, MakutaKlak, the BZP user sits with two Great Beings]

MK: You know, he deserves punishment for abandoning his comrade. Plus, I feel like testing him.

GB 1: "But..the Architect! And don't you think this a little random?"

MK: The Architect is a bit...occupied. Besides, Klak is my character. I can be as random as I want. And...[feels a rift in the space time continuum] Woah...what was that?

GB 2: "I recognize that feeling....Something has awakened. Something....horrifying...."

MK: We'll worry about it later. Now, release the Kraken!!!

[as Klak drifts through space, a monstorous beast appears, knocking him onto a moon full of seas.]

[the Baterra shapeshifts into a raft, and I get on]

Me: What the hell?

[The Kraken rises from the seas]

B: "Where's Perseus when you need him?"

-Klak-a-Klak 22:08, July 25, 2010 (UTC)


 * an asteroid falls out of the sky and crushes the Kraken*

Architect: *watching through a dimensional window* Heh heh heh.


 * another asteroid falls out of the sky and falls on Klak and the Baterra*

Architect: Heh heh heh.

---Blackout- 17:25, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

MY: That ought to be annoying...Kinda wish certain users would speak up in the matter of my character's name, being frozen like that isn't good for the plot... --MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 18:09, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * MakutaYnot, the User, approaches MakutaKlak as he watches his character e pelted with meteors*


 * the Architect walks in*

The Architect: Like I said, call him Straxus. *notices a huge flatscreen TV* Since when do we have that?


 * everybody shrugs*

Architect: *looks at the TV, then quickly walks away while muttering things to himself* Don't worry, -Blackout-, it's nothing that removing your brain and dousing it in sulphuric acid won't fix.....

OOS: WARNING: BIG SPOILER

The flatscreen TV will actually become a minor villain, popping up in random places and showing.....stuff.

---Blackout- 19:33, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

MY: Yes, yes, Architect, we heard you. But, until...*Looks at watch* Thursday, or the other three weigh in, I have to stay true to my word, and wait.


 * Looks at the TV, it flips to Burn Notice*

MY: I love this show...

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 20:58, July 27, 2010 (UTC) -

[stares at his characters]

MK: They can get out of this one....[uses his spinny chair to move closer to the TV] This show is good, but any idea when 'Royal Pains' is on? Oh and btw, Xonyt is a better name.

[the Great Beings grab an 8-bit Klak head, and throw it out a window]

[amazingly, it lands right where Klak and the baterra were hit by that asteroid]

Me: [hurt, coughing] Ugh....[hits the head] I got a life!

B: [practically flattened] "Gee, Klak. I'd disagree. You're always outside, having adventures."

Me: I'm not even going to pay attention to such a bad joke. Wait, how are you-?

B: "I'm a comedic character. No matter what happens, no matter how much damage I get, I survive it, in order to make someone laugh."

Me: But you can die, right?

B: "Of course! And I await that day with honor!"

Me: I wish I could say that for our Kraken friend, he's toast. Anyways, come on. I think I know of someone who can help us [teleports to Malchior IV]

[a platoon of red armored beings approaches them]

Red Leader: "Identify yourselves!"

Me: I'm Klak, and this is a Baterra named......Baterra. We don't have much time...I-

Red Leader: "We obviously don't! The laws of nature are going overboard here! We're worried that the other Ghosts might be killed!"

Me: I need at least two squads of your men. The Architect's world is under attack, by Blackout, who is the Norman's latest kidnapper.

RL: "I will, sir. And Caiaphus?"

Me: Long story short, that monster still lives. But he's not important now!

[Later, a large ship, vaguely shaped like a Tartan Patrol Cruiser, leaves Malchior]

[the ship embarks to where D-Klak is taking on Blackout's army]

[Meanwhile, Klak and the Baterra teleport to Zev's location]

Klak-a-Klak 21:52, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

MY: Right after this, like always, Klak. Kinda miss House ad Bones, to tell you the truth...


 * Turns toward the Architect*

MY: They got any of these shows where you're from? --MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 22:50, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

Architect: *looks at the TV again* Eww.

---Blackout- 07:17, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

The results are in
Toa: My Name? Not that it is of any concern to you, but it's Xonyt

Ynot: Xonyt? Interesting...


 * The air around Xonyt's hand glows a phosphorescent white, before solidifying into a long black blade, shaped vaguely like a key*

Xonyt: Now DIE!


 * He charges Ynot*

OOS: I am honestly humbled that you picked my name. Though, Straxus does sound cool too. Kroxast sounds vaguely like an unmentionable. Btw, I got KH: 358/2 days.

[just before Klak arrives at the Baterra and Zev's location, he is teleported in a strange building]

[a being in a black cloak walks in front of Klak, as he gets up]

Me: Who-?

[the being removes his hood, revealing himself to be Saix]

Saix: "Ah Klak, so good to see you."

Me: Saix. The Luna Diviner. Now, isn't this someone else's job to put me here?

Saix: "Hmm. You seem to have that same charm I knew you having. Now, Klak, do not forget your destiny."

Me: What are you referring to? Oh wait! That future Klak? If the time stream changes, then he no longer exists, and you have no worry. Besides, I technically have no heart.

Saix: "True. However, with that Keyblade of yours, you may release hearts. Besides, Makuta may not have hearts, but they might eventually serve their purpose for us."

Me: Don't mind if I laugh. Blackout, Nadle, and all the other Makuta don't even know, or even care, that you people exist. If you truly do exist.

Saix: "We may not truly exist, but we will, soon enough. The evil version of you will eventually overcome the light, bringing you to our side. And Kingdom Hearts will finally, dawn."

Me: How can you expect me to...become evil, if I practically just stopped being so? Don't complicate my life even more, Nobody.

Saix: "Remember how you said that the Future Klak no longer exists? Well, he actually does. In an alternate timeline, in which the Architect is no longer...functioning."

Me: Thus rendering the BZP universe...nonexistant? I knew he was lying!

Saix: "How easily decieved you are. Your friends might survive, might not. But you have the same risks with this future you have chosen."

Me: Blackout still has what he wants, and Caiaphus is so insignificant.....I don't need another burden. Screw you Saix.

Saix: "In time, we will face again, and you will accomplish your destiny...."

[appears in front of Zev]

OOS: The Org. 13 and F-Klak will probably play a role.......someday.

---

[D-Klak sees the Tartan Cruiser arrive]

[Several red armored beings jump from the ship, and approach D-Klak]

DK: "Woah. What movie are you people from?"

Red armored guy #1: "[Russian accent] You are D-Klak, da? We have picture."

DK: "Okay. Let me guess, you're here to help?"

RAG: "Yes. We're Beta Lambda Ultra Elite Squad. But you can call us BLUE squad, of Malchior IV, da?."

DK: "Ironic name choice. But lets kick but, da?"

[they leap in the air, attacking several Dalek ships]

---

[Nadle and Caiaphus continue fighting, with no clear victor]

---Klak-a-Klak 04:14, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: You're going to get the original 13 into this? In that case you should probably remember that that the Fallen/Megatronus Prime is one of them.


 * Blackout, accompanied by a very large squad of Rahkshi, teleports to the Architect's current location*

Architect: Blackout!

Blackout: Yes. *creates a shadow barrier around himself and the Architect* I'm here to end your existence. Without your toys you are no match for me. *charges up a blast of lightning* PREPARE TO FACE YOUR DOOM!!!!!!! *fires the lightning blast, knocking the Architect into the shadow barrier, then launches a shadow hand at him*

---Blackout- 08:23, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: He is reffering to Organization 13, a Kingdom Hearts organization of 13 "Nobody's", each with their own abilities

They basically look like the pic in my Talk box when their hoods are up

And I SO have dibs on Lexaeus and Xaldin.

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 12:44, July 31, 2010 (UTC)


 * A Plot device lands between Blackout and the Architect, the hand absorbing it instead*

MakutaYnot: Sorry, Unfortunately, I need him alive...

Blackout: And what are you going to do about it?


 * Waves his hand and Sasuken appears in front of him*

Sasuken: Wuh...?

MY: Though Ynot usually fights you, I need him to stay where he is, so Sasuken will do..

Sasuken: I repeat: Wuh...?

MY: You, Blackout, fight, save universe, clear?

Sasuken: Clear as it's going to get, big guy...



Blade: Where'd Sasuken go?

Shaern: Don't know, don't care.

Blade: I'll give you a Madu Cabolo if you find out...

Shaern: You ran out two decades ago.

Blade: Dang...




 * Ynot side steps the Shadowed Keyblade Strike, which hits a random Ensign(who happens to be wearing a red shirt)*


 * The Ensign erupts into a puff of black smoke, a small red heart floating away from it and passing through the ship, the smoke dissipating*

Ynot: Interesting sword you have there...

HY: VERY Interesting..


 * HY Splits from Ynot*

HY: Here, how bout we make a deal? Me and you fight, winner gets to inhabit Boy-scout, deal?

Xonyt: Why would I want to go BACK to him? I want him DEAD!

HY: Hmm, well I need him alive, so we fight for his life then?

Xonyt: Deal!

Ynot: I'm touched, two shadowed beings fighting to the death over whether 'I'Live or die...


 * Looks to O'Mally*

Ynot: I'll take this off your ship, so it doesn't get to damaged...


 * The hull rocks as alarms go off*

Alarams: 'Warning, Warning, challenger approaching'


 * The Hull door burst open, a figure in the frame, hunched over, dragging a corpse behind him*

Person: Ynot, you are SO DEAD!

OOS: 100 cookie points if you can guess who!

OOS: How many freakin' 13's are there out there?

I say we do a 13-on-13 battle sometime in the future. Super-powerful creations of Primus that give people headaches thanks to their multiversal singularity status vs. people I know nothing about.....sounds fun.

Blackout: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You actually believe that I can be defeated by an unimportant redshirt?! You are an idiot, unworthy of life itself! Allow me to fix that for you. *begins charging up a huge blast of Nox energy* Normally this Nox blast would not destroy you. But now we have the shadow barrier, which the energy will bounce off of. A powerful Nox blast that is constantly being deflected back into a small area.....see where I'm going with this?

OOS: See where I'm going with this?

---Blackout- 18:24, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I was originally going to put The Original Thirteen Transformers as Makuta, but just as a backstory. Then Organization 13 came up...and now, you have a great idea Blackout. But I guess we can wait until this story arc is solved.

And they're all yours, Ynot :P

[MakutaKlak stands behind MakutaYnot]

MK: If anything goes south, Blackout's going to taste pain like never before.

Klak-a-Klak 22:27, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

MY: Don't fret, MK. In story, Sasuken is a Red shirt, yes. But out here, he isn't restricted to what we dictate if we don;t interfere. I.E....

Sasuken: As long as You don't give me instructions, I can easily Fry Blackout. Especially if, assuming I grasp this situation correctly, Blackout's Creator over there, holds him back...Mata-Nui I'm starting to sound like Ynot

MY: That would be because you are starting to grasp what Ynot knows for a fact. Limits are an illusion set by us, the Council of Battlers.

Sasuken: Whatev, let's see if I'm right. Time to break cannon


 * The fourth wall's shattered pieces break, again. The fourth wall is now dust. Thanks -Blackout-*

Sasuken: NOX BLAST!!!!


 * Fires the same blast Blackout was charging, ten fold*

OOS: Yeah, say it, I know you want to. But remember, Architect doesn't HAVE to hold Blackout back

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 23:58, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: This isn't gonna end well.....

Also, the Architect CAN'T hold Blackout back. Not when he's unconscious anyway.


 * Blackout fires Sasuken's Nox blast, fifty-fold, and adds some eclipse energy for good measure*]

Blackout: FALL!!!!!! *fires another Nox-eclipse blast, this one ten times more powerful than the previous*

OOS: Also, did the rest of the Anima also have their shadow removed? Because, if so, then that could make for some interesting plot.

---Blackout- 06:39, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Yep, none have Shadow powers And I REALLY thought you were going to call God-Mod on that...

Sasuken: THUNDER STORM!


 * A Bolt of electricity surrounds Sasuken, then expands out wards towards Blackout, frying all in it's path*

Sasuken: This is fun...


 * Walks towards Blackout with the electricity flowing around him*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 13:37, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I was GOING to, but then realized that the idea made sense.

Blackout: *eyes start glowing* Idiot. *emits a wave of Nox energy, which cancels out the lightning*

---Blackout- 17:05, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Battle of the Ynots

 * Out of the Smoke of the Attacks clashing, Sasuken dashes forth, sword forward, slashing Blackout shoulder to toe diagonally, hits the floor, rolls, and hits him with a Plasma blast*

Sasuken: BRING IT ON!!!



OOS: Well, since no one wants to guess... NO COOKIE POINTS FOR YOU!


 * Shattered Mirror Ynot walks through the door, dragging a random ensign's corpse*

Xonyt: And who are you?

SMY:I am the bringer of death to him


 * Points to Ynot*

Ynot: Why is it my enemies never seem to die?

Thunderous voice: Plot, that's why...

Shaern: Blade, did you just wet yourself?

Blade: *Quacking in his boots* Noooo...

Ynot: Well,if you want plot, how bout this? You two against us two on New Z'traa?

Anyone not in Ynot's party: NEW Z'traa?


 * Time and space contort as a planet is pulled through the fourth wall into BZP, right outside O'Mally's Ship*

Ynot: Sometimes, I think the Great Beings are watching over me

Thunderous voice: We are NOT the Great Beings!


 * Crickets....*

TV: Carry on...

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 17:38, August 2, 2010 (UTC)


 * Blackout takes all the hits, but casually heals and starts glowing*

Blackout: You are an insolent little pest.


 * a portal opens above Blackout, and lots of bolts of energy strike him*


 * there is a huge explosion, and when the smoke clears, Blackout is completely intact. In fact, he is hovering above the ground and glowing with a fire aura*

Master Blackout: Cue dramatic music.


 * dramatic music starts playing*

Master Blackout: Thank you. Now, you may be wondering what just happened. Well, I just upgraded. Imagine for a moment, the entirety of our multiverse: five hundred universes. Each one of these universes has its own corresponding version of Blackout. Now, imagine a being with the powers and abilities of all of these Blackouts. Wouldn't that be.....quite a powerful being? And I'm not done yet. I have used my hyperdimensional abilities to tap into the power of every version of Ynot, every version of the Anima and every version of the Idiotas. There is nothing holding me back anymore. There is nothing that can stop me anymore. And there is nothing that can truly oppose me anymore.


 * Sasuken suddenly begins to feel weaker than before*

Master Blackout: Do you feel it, pest? Your own power fuelling your enemy. FALL!!!!!!!!! *fires huge waves of shadow energy at Sasuken and the Architect*

OOS: All of you can do this too, just that Blackout did it first.

---Blackout- 18:30, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

Sasuken: Great...Now I know why that pest Ynot has so much trouble with you...

MY: You can do that, too, you know..

Sasuken: Really? Hmm...


 * Stands in front of the Shadow blast, hands outstretched*

Sasuken: let's see if I...


 * The blast hits him full on, bending around him on impact*

Sasuken: Here we go...


 * The Shadow starts funneling into his hands, fueling his strength*

Sasuken: Blackout, big mistake. Unlike my Anima Brethren, I actually PROFFERED my shadow powers. Thank you for restoring them!


 * Sasuken explodes, his armor shattering, revealing Sky Black and Blood red armor*

Sasuken: Now, let's see what I can do with your little 'upgrade' trick...


 * A portal opens above Sasuken, and lots of bolts of energy strike him*


 * There is a huge explosion, and when the smoke clears, Sasuken is completely intact. In fact, he is hovering above the ground and glowing with a Shadow aura, his eyes wide and glowing with Blood-Lust*

Sasuken: Blackout, fear the return of the son of Teridax. My father's vengeance will be fulfilled! SHADOW SPEAR!


 * Sasuken's arm is engulfed in shadow, forming a long spear, and pierces Blackout, goes through him, and stops just before the Architect*

Sasuken: You see, Blackout. Though my father has long since passed away, I was the only one not to grieve for him. Long BEFORE he passed away, he tasked me with monitoring Ynot's movements and aiding him when necessary. He knew that he would pass, and Ynot would accomplish what he could not.


 * Sasuken's Spear pushes deeper in, closer to the Architect, light energy starting to dance across it's length*

Sasuken: Now, what that is, he never told me. But the ruler of the brotherhood knew he would amount to something. Before he ever even had the confidence to stand up for himself, The Makuta of Metru-Nui knew. So, tell me Blackout, why do you think he had higher hopes for this lowly Makuta that didn't have the back bone to turn down a suicide mission that should have killed him, then me, his SON?

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 19:45, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

Master Blackout: Because he was a fool. He wasted thousands of years trying to take over a robot's body, while I saw the multiverse for what it truly was. While he busied himself harassing Matoran, I set my own plan into motion. I created armies, killed anyone who stood in my way. Every day, his control over the Brotherhood lessened. And yet he failed to notice.


 * MB suddenly disappears, and reappears above Sasuken*

MB: *while healing his wound* Pest. ULTIMATE METAL THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sasuken is hit by a huge bolt of eclipse energy, closely followed by bolts of sonic, disintegration, fragmentation and magnetic energy, then tops it off with iron spikes that burst out of the ground and impale Sasuken*

OOS: Heh. Blackout gets what is probably his most awesome battle ever, and it's with SASUKEN.

---Blackout- 20:10, August 2, 2010 (UTC)


 * Sasuken stands there and stares at the attack*

Sasuken: One problem...

Blackout: What?

Sasuken: Plot hole...


 * A large plot hole opens up between Sasuken and the attack, sending it somewhere...*




 * For some reason, a large hole opens up next to Darkmount V2, unleashing a huge bolt of eclipse energy, closely followed by bolts of sonic, disintegration, fragmentation and magnetic energy*




 * Sasuken jumps up to avoid the Spikes*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 21:02, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Now that was just ridiculous.


 * a plothole opens up between Darkmount V2 and the attack, sending it somewhere*


 * another plothole opens up right next to Sasuken, unleashing a huge bolt of eclipse energy, closely followed by bolts of sonic, disintegration, fragmentation, magnetic and plothole energy*


 * Sasuken begins to fade away as a plothole sucks him in*

---Blackout- 06:27, August 3, 2010 (UTC)


 * Sasuken makes a plot hole in front of the plot hole sucking him in, he gets dumped on top of Blackout*




 * The 4 Ynots teleport down to New Z'traa*

Ynot: So, two-on-two, winners accomplish there individual goals

SMY: Agreed

HY: No holds barred, right?

Xonyt: Round one...

Thunderous Voice: FIGHT!

HY: GATSUGA TENSHO!


 * Slashes a wave of dark energy at Xonyt, who leaps above it, making it hit SMY*

Xonyt: RAGNAROK!!!!


 * Aims his sword at Ynot, launching a beam of white light at him*


 * Ynot rolls away, the beam hitting behind him*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 17:26, August 3, 2010 (UTC)


 * unfortunately for Sasuken, Blackout had just used his shapeshifting powers to create a spike on his head*

---Blackout- 17:50, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

[Meanwhile, in a faraway place]

[Zev and Namah are sitting in a chair and couch, respectively, in a huge, circular office]

[Zev's current form is of a mainly whitefurred creature with a round head, no visible nose, red markings on its foxlike ears and fingers, and a huge, curved horn on the forehead with a forked end. He wears a robelike indigo top, matching hakama, black socks and sandals, and a necklace of red-orange beads]

[The entirety of the office's walls consist of an aquarium filled with sea monsters - And the owner of the room sits in a semi-spherical chair at his large desk]

[This man who owns the room is a huge, muscular old man with spiked hair and beard, a scar across his face, a long coat over a black t-shirt, and a couple of medals.]

[Galactic Government Commander-In-Chief - Kong]

Kong: [Crosses his arms] Hello, Zev. It's been quite a while.

Zev: Yes it has...Really, 70,000 years. I feel a bit ashamed for going so long without a word to you.

Kong: Eh, it's fine...Honestly, we could really use your help now.

Zev: [Shows interest] ...How so?

Kong: [Smiles inwardly] Well, you remember the space pirate "Blackbeard"?

Zev: [Face displays a bit of distaste] Oh, yeah...Hard to forget that backstabber. The worst part about him is that he can be such a likeable person to others when he wants to...

Kong: [Nods tiredly] Yeah...It's a shame he turned out to have such a drastic other side.

[Suddenly, Namah clears her throat to get Zev and Kong's attentions]

Namah: I'm sorry...But who is this Blackbeard? I've heard a few stories about him, but nothing really solid...

Zev: You wanna tell the story?

Kong: Well...Sure, I suppose. [He turns to Namah]

Kong: Blackbeard's real name is "Marshall D. Teach". He used to be a crewmate under Edward Newgate, more commonly known as "Whitebeard". Teach was a pretty low-key member of their crew...He joined as an old-timer compared to most of the others of his rank. However...Teach was hiding a great strength, and had some devious plans.

Kong: In truth, he only joined the Whitebeard Pirates so that he could get a certain magical artifact...And when one of the higher-ranked crewmembers acquired it, Teach killed the man to get it. Whitebeard considers his entire crew his sons and daughters, and they all consider each other brethren - Which is why Teach's actions were an especially heinous crime. He's still an enemy of the Whitebeard Pirates to this day - And he's been causing plenty of trouble.

[He pinches the bridge of his nose, sighing...]

[Kong finishes]

Kong: Quite simply, Blackbeard is out to become the greatest of space pirates - He broke incredibly dangerous prisoners out of the New Impel Down to add to his crew. He took out two of the top rookie pirates in the course of the last two months. Right now, only someone like the Pirate Emperors, Zev...Or Blackout, and perhaps Malygos, stand a strong chance of defeating him. The problem is, this is how things stack up: Blackout is on top of strength right now. Zev, Malygos, and Blackbeard are tied right below that. The Pirate Emperors all fit within and above that scale...But Blackbeard always has a plan. Zev.

[Zev pays closer attention]

Kong: You have to keep up your training to get to about Blackout's level. Blackout has to keep getting stronger. And I'm sure we can count on Malygos' ambition to keep him going...Blackbeard has raw power and cunning on his side. It's like the mightiest of oxen, with the cunning of the smartest fox...There's no reasoning to be done with him. If you meet him, I advise you don't try to arrest him. Go for the kill - And don't let him pull his tricks.

Zev: [Smiles] You got it...I've been feeling like bringing a war to that fatso for a while. And it feels good to have another strong opponent...

Kong: [Smiles back] Excellent. Now...To other matters. How's your mother, Misaki?

Zev: Oh, she's doing quite well...

OOS: Not the perfect return...But I'm happy with it. I'll be making a page for Kong momentarily.

~ Zev Raregroove 14:18, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: One missing member located...two to go


 * Sasuken lands on the spike, scraping his knee armor on it, spins and kicks Blackout in the face, knocking him back*

Sasuken: Guess father was right, agile armor and flexibility are useful against egotistical masterminds...


 * Lands and punches the ground, causing massive tremors around him and Blackout, the floor around them collapsing* They fall into the room beneath the one the Council of Battlers resides in, the Room of Former Battlers*



Ynot: It's going to take more than that to kill me you shadow freak!

Xonyt: SHUT UP AND DIE!


 * Charges Ynot with his sword, Ynot parries with KOS, holding him where he is, blade above his shoulders*

Ynot: You know, I have heard that so many times, it's not even funny

Random he-she thing floating above them: Fifteen...

Xonyt: I will have your head on a spike!

Random He-she thing above them: Three thousand and ninety seven..

Ynot: And then what, you'll disappear forever? Or will your vengence know no limits?

Thing: Cool, first to hit one million!


 * They look up to the random he-she thing floating above them*

Xonyt: Who the Kingdom are you?

RHSTFAT: Me? an Immortal being that has witnessed every major battle in the history of every universe and universe ever imagined.

Ynot: ..and what are you doing?

RHSTFAT: Counting phrases I have heard over the years. Really, banter doesn't change that much over the course of Billions of millenia...Why am I distracting you?

Xonyt: Very much so...

RHSTFAT: Would you like me to stop?

Ynot: At least out loud...

RHSTFAT: Too bad...

Xonyt: Oh yeah...wel..I'm going to...uh..F*** YOUR FACE!

RHSTFAT: Oh MY! Twelve...

OOS: Anyone who guesses where that's from get's not just A Cookie, but the whole BATCH! --MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 17:54, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: So be it. *uses magnetic powers to rip off some of Sasuken's armour, and hurls a huge blast of plasma into the hole*

---Blackout- 18:44, August 4, 2010 (UTC)


 * Another Sasuken appears Behind Blackout*

Sasuken: Apparently, someone in the Multiverese knows how to clone themselves...


 * Does the same to Blackout*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 20:28, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

[Meanwhile, On A Planet Much Closer Than We Last Saw]

[The focus is on a towering fortress surrounded by truly gigantic walls, a single gate shaped like a demon's face, and a slight barrier around that.]

[A humanoid creature with several warts, two small tusks in his lower jaw, and a pair of stumpy horns above his eyes sips his coffee as he turns on equipment for the morning]

Business Ogre: [Notices a blip approaching the fortress] Hm...Some stupid soul's trying to break him. Oh...Make that three stupid souls.

[He calmly strolls over to the window]

Business Ogre: [Sips his coffee while thinking] ''Who would possibly be stupid enough to walk right up to... ... ...''

... ... ...

Ogre: [Violently spits his coffee out in a spray] '''NOOOOOOOOOO!! IT TOOK EIGHT MONTHS TO DO THE REPAIRS LAST TIME SHE WAS HEEEEERE!! '''[Falls to his knees] THE GODS HAVE FORSAKEN US!!

... ... ...

Guard Atop The Gate: JESUS CHRIST IT'S MISAKI GET IN THE CAR!!

Guard #2: WE WEREN'T ABLE TO AFFORD ANOTHER CAR FROM LAST TIME!!

Guard #1: ...Wow. Even I didn't know it was that bad. Maybe we could -

THOOOOOMMM CRASH CRASH CRASH!!

[The entire lower half of the gate is punched through, and the rest crumbles down]

[With several more crashes, the pile of rubble is sent flying]

[A figure goes blazing in at incredible speed]

[Her bullrush leaves a trail of utter destruction in her wake, and numerous guards are sent flying]

[The woman suddenly leaps upward, to right before the fortress' top floor]

[Finally, she punches a huge hole in the wall and enters]

Misaki: [Face filled with rage] WHO HERE WAS PLANNING ON HURTING MY BABY BOY!!?

[Far down below]

Ryoko: Sheesh...We just heard a rumor that they might be plotting against Zev...

Washu: [Frowns, sighing] Well...I'll figure out a way to use this to our advantage.

[Suddenly, an ogre in a suit and tie comes falling to the ground, his face bruised and bloodied]

Ryoko: ...Miiight wanna hurry that up mom.

Washu: I swear, it's always something with the Raregrooves.

~ Zev Raregroove 01:21, August 5, 2010 (UTC)


 * the plasma blast goes through Blackout's armour, but does not do any damage besides that because Blackout keeps his antidermis somewhere else*


 * both Sasukens are suddenly surrounded by Blackout clones*


 * meanwhile, Unicron begins to close in on the BZP planet*

---Blackout- 08:10, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

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