Battle of the Log Cabin

The Battle of the Log Cabin was brought about by Kartouche hosting a concert on Tybion, which was in violation of one of the Ta'har's ancient laws. While the planet's government permitted the concert in exchange for revenue, a small army of Ta'har extremists led by Wayfarer went to attack the concert attendees as they were about to leave for the Stouttish Islands. A mighty battle ensued.

Background
Shortly after Kartouche's concert had concluded as the sun was setting over Tybion, Kranxx, Goldenn Flame and TTT began to discuss how to get the joke characters and themselves to the Stouttish Islands. This was because, on their trip to the concert, they had been warned by GregF himself of The Users' diabolical plan to exile all joke characters to their own universe. According to him, the only chance they had to stay would be to gather all the joke characters they could at the Islands, and fortify it as best they could against the future armies of the Users. Goldenn knew nothing of this, because the Users had not yet formed this plan when he was cloned. Before they could start gathering joke characters, however, an army of Ta'har appeared on the horizon and charged towards the crowd with weapons raised. The joke characters and most of the concert crowd fled to Hungry-man's giant floating log cabin which they hoped would provide them shelter from the Ta'har. Unfortunately, the Ta'har followed them up there. A minor joke character named "El presidente" chose to reveal himself as the demigod Dennis, and rallied the crowd into an army to defend themselves. Dennis took command of the joke characters, while the Ta'har fusion Wayfarer led the Ta'har into battle.

The Battle
While Kranxx and Goldenn Flame fled by climbing up a giant power box, the other characters below fought the Ta'har. TTT was the first to strike, grabbing a charging Ta'har by the neck and throwing him across the room. Another Ta'har shot at CIA, but he ducked and responded by knocking him out with a punch to the face, an impressive display of strength for a not-so big guy. Bateman took on a group with his hatchet, and succeeded in dismembering some of them. More Ta'har piled on CIA, but were shot off with a pressurized jet of milk from TGWWEIM's fingertips. Carrots finished them off with his sword as they writhed in agony due to their body temperature cooling below 40°C. A few Happy People attempted to calm the Ta'har by singing a song, but they were cut down. Kartouche kicked an approaching Ta'har into a chair that wasn't there before, and a Slimgineer caused a dispenser to fall from nowhere, which crushed the Ta'har. Kartouche's human bodyguards also played a part by firing into the crowd of Ta'har with their pistols, with varying degrees of success. Bateman axed some more Ta'har and Hassan-ill-Sabbah shot at them with his own weapon. A Ta'har named Tahar'ekt shot Hide the Pain Harold, which caused his alternate form to emerge, Reveal the Pain Harry. Harry went on a rampage, punching through Ta'har left and right in an effort to show them the pain that he feels. Meanwhile, Dennis and Wayfarer fought in the air, with the former blasting the latter into the ground. Wayfarer was swarmed by more Happy People who were trying to calm him down, but he sliced through two and threw another at Car Guard. Reveal the Pain Harry charged towards the Ta'har fusion, who slowed him down by shooting eyebeams in his path.

More Ta'har made their way up the power box that Kranxx and Goldenn Flame were on top of. The first one to reach the top was blasted apart by a makeshift machine gun made by Kranxx, parodying a scene in a YouTube video. However, the machine gun was dismantled by more Ta'har, and Goldenn Flame was sidesweeped off the box. Flame was caught by the Caged Gorilla before he hit the ground, and Kranxx was lifted out by Dennis.