United States Air Force

The United States Air Force (USAF) is the aerial and space warfare service branch of the armed forces of the United States of America.

History
The United States Air Force acquired Area 51 and used it to store items of alien origin deemed unsuitable for public knowledge, as well as support the development of experimental technologies derived from said items.

In 1995, Russian forces launched an attack on Area 51 and stormed the compound, but were defeated. The USAF regained control of Area 51 soon afterwards.

At some point in the late 1990s, the USAF allowed Jesse Ventura to take a guided tour of Area 51, where he encountered a desperate Tommy Wiseau imprisoned in a cage without trial. Ventura was so disgusted by the fact that the USAF had denied an otherwise ordinary American citizen his rights that he overpowered the two soldiers escorting him and freed Wiseau from his cell, triggering an alarm. A USAF platoon commanded by First Sergeant Peter Ennis soon arrived on the scene and ordered Ventura and Wiseau to surrender, but Wiseau instead decapitated one soldier and turned the head into a makeshift icicle bomb which he then threw at Ennis's squadron, impaling some soldiers and scattering the rest. A shaken Ennis ordered the survivors to retreat and to call the Men in Black to deal with Wiseau instead, but Wiseau and Ventura managed to escape Area 51 in a stolen Blackbird.