Pootisman

Pootisman is a demented joke character who encountered Yon and attended Kartouche's Moosical Extravaganza.

Early Life
Pootisman is a failed clone of Heavy that was created as part of an unknown project on one of the previous iterations of Earth that existed in the Original Universe. Pootisman's obvious abnormalities when compared to his clone template caused him to be deemed to be a failure by the project leaders, so he was loaded onto a shuttle with countless other clones deemed failures and was disposed of by being shot into space. However, Pootisman survived the exodus and found a new home elsewhere in the universe.

Adventures on Chocoman's Base
In 150,082 CMT, Pootisman appeared in Chocoman's base when Etende, Kartouche, Kensa, Muta, Nyatera, and Yon were teleported there due to an error that occurred when User Kon "restored" some of the characters that he owned to the framework of the BZPB Multiverse (it is unknown if Pootisman was teleported there because of this error, or if he was already there beforehand). Yon heard Pootisman say "pootis" as he and the new arrivals followed Chocoman into the entry tower, but was unable to determine the source. Once inside the base, Yon heard "pootis" once again, but louder. Upon hearing "pootis" for a third time, Yon drew his pistol and challenged the source of the voice to show themselves. Pootisman accepted Yon's challenge and left its hiding place to charge at Yon and whack him into a rock while repeatedly screaming "POOTIS". Yon recovered and fired his pistol at his attacker, but Pootisman simply ate the bullet at no apparent harm to himself, so Yon stole a nearby ship and retreated by leaving Chocoman's base through an airlock.

However, Pootiman was not so easily deterred: he continued to chase Yon even after Mondas appeared and attacked Yon's ship. Yon heard Pootisman's signature "pootis" below him, so he caught See-Man's attention and pointed to the spot where he thought Pootisman would be, in the hope that See-Man would detect Pootisman and choose to fight him off. Instead, See-Man pointed to Pootisman and jovially shouted "SEE!". Pootisman identified See-Man as a friend and greeted him, then identified Mondas as a threat. Pootisman produced a minigun from hammerspace and fired it at Mondas, but the bullets passed through Mondas's gaseous form and did no damage. Yon then parked his ship on the outer surface of Chocoman's base and fired an eyebeam into Pootisman, whose body absorbed the energy and converted it into an Übercharge that made him temporarily invincible. Pootisman fired at Mondas again, but Mondas then disappeared because the battle was ridiculous. It seems that Pootisman disappeared at that moment too.

Stouttish Islands Shenanigans
Later that year, Pootisman was teleported into a house on the Stouttish Islands with Yon, See-Man, and Dr. Hax. Hax announced that it was "tea time" and took out a tea set.

Pootisman was not seen again until the Battle of Fresh Fruit, where he jumped out of the top floor of the Fresh Prince of Fresh Fruit's house and punched Wolverine into a car. The Juggernaut then charged at Pootisman and punched him back into TFPOFF's house, where Pootisman crashed into a chair. The Juggernaut then burst through the walls of the house to finish Pootisman off, but Pootisman got to his feet and summoned the strength to smash the floor with his fists, creating a shockwave. The shockwave stumbled the Juggernaut, but not enough to deter his course completely, so he reached Pootisman a second time and punched him again. Pootisman was not mentioned again in the battle, so it can be assumed that he was knocked unconscious.

Log Cabin Lunatics
In 150,084 CMT, Pootisman was one of the many characters who visited Kartouche's Moosical Extravaganza on Tybion and fled onto Hungry-man's log cabin ship when the venue was stormed by an army of enraged Ta'har. The Ta'har boarded the log cabin as it took off from the planet, so the crowd of former concert attendees were forced to defend themselves in a battle that became known as the Battle of the Log Cabin. Towards the end of the battle, Pootisman charged at the remaining Ta'har and surrounded them with the other survivors.

Goldenn Flame allowed one of the Ta'har, Ta'harva, to pay her respects at the bodies of her comrades, but this was merely a ruse so that she could get close enough to the bodies to pour an unidentified substance over them that transformed them into Chainlingtons. Ta'harva fatally stabbed Goldenn Flame in the ensuing chaos, which alerted Pootisman and the others. Pootisman paid his respects to Goldenn Flame's corpse and said "You are dead. Big surprise". He later said "Pootis!", so FAAAK-Cupcake told him to "SHAAAAT AAAAP!".

The engines of the log cabin ship were then sabotaged by Juan Avem, which caused the ship to teleport to Meme World and crash into its surface. Pootisman survived the crash and emerged from the wreckage in time to witness the appearance of GregF, who demonstrated to the joke characters that Goldenn Flame had been a mere clone of the original Golden Flame. Pootisman expressed his surprise at the revelation. Pootisman also witnessed Hungry-man eat Carrots, which similarly shocked him.

Later, Pootisman was one of the Meme World inhabitants who Ade asked to help her turn the tide of the Terugan Civil War. Pootisman ignored her and screamed sentence-mixed obscenities with Mr. Blobby instead, so Ade took that to mean that he had chosen to stay.

Abilities & Powers

 * Hammerspace: Pootisman keeps a minigun stored in a pocket of hammerspace that he can access at will.
 * Independent Übercharge: Pootisman seems to able to absorb energy and convert it into an "Übercharge", a state of invincibility that lasts for approximately ten seconds. When Übercharged, Pootisman's skin becomes chrome red and impenetrable.

Trivia

 * Pootisman was inspired by numerous parodic depictions of the Team Fortress 2 character Heavy in YouTube machinimas made with Garry's Mod. "Pootis" is also a meme associated with the character.