Mark Zuckerberg

Lemme explain something to you real quick. Jesse, called Mark Zuckerberg, and they uh... for lack of a better term... "took care of me". Yeah, they wiped me off the internet completely. Mark Zuckerberg is the CEO of Facebook, a social media corporation based on Earth.

History
At some point, Zuckerberg came to owe Jesse Ventura a favor. When Kevin Douglas abandoned his post at Supermax 429 amid the CrackJag controversy, Jesse called in this favor with Zuckerberg and asked him to check if Douglas had since updated his Facebook status or sent any private messages that might hint to his whereabouts. Zuckerberg complied, but as soon as he logged into Douglas's account, he saw that the mogul had been posting pictures of himself partying with half-naked women every Friday night with no censors. Zuckerberg immediately terminated Douglas's account and forgot about the favor he owed Jesse. Zuckerberg stopped taking Jesse's calls, so Jesse did not know why Douglas's account had been deleted until he met Douglas again on Meme World several years later.