Too R. Isst

Too R. Isst was an intergalactic tourist who was somehow teleported to Oquro.

Biography
Too R. Isst is described as looking like an aged, white human man wearing an olive green button-down shirt, blue jeans, an orange backpack, and a camera whose strap was slung around his neck. His voice was deep, with an accent that seemed to be a blend of Indian and British. Strangely, the words he spoke did not always match the movements of his lips.

History
In 150,084 CMT, Too R. Isst suddenly appeared in front of the Kraken, Brendan Fraser, Tayne, and Crikey Shqwertiyul when they were moving through a sewer on Oquro. The tourist was quite taken aback upon finding himself in front of the group of strangers, and begged to be returned to Space Hyderabad, a location on Space India that had "white servants". He offered them rupees to take him back, and although Crikey was tempted by the offer, the others were reluctant to trust Too R. Isst.

Another traveller then appeared in front of the group, this one bearing similarity to Alex, a former apprentice of Sinjon Wol on Rhadan. "Alex" introduced himself, and told the group that they were now facing a dilemma about who to trust. This made the group realize that at least one of the newcomers was probably a ghoul in disguise trying to fool them, so they debated over who was the ghoul: Crikey thought that Too R. Isst was innocent, but Tayne suspected him of being the ghoul. Meanwhile, Brendan Fraser finished processing Too R. Isst's earlier comment about "white servants", which caused him to have flashbacks to when he had to act like a servant in order to make a living in Hollywood. Fraser channelled the pain he felt at these memories into JUST energy, which he released upon the nearest person: "Alex". The JUST energy caused "Alex" to violently expel his insides and disintegrate, revealing himself as a ghoul. Too R. Isst was momentarily shocked by this turn of events, but then properly introduced himself to his newfound companions. He took several photos of the area and declared that he would follow them. He enthusiastically pressed on through the sewer, encouraging Fraser to keep up, and was amazed by the sight of Tayne killing another ghoul. Fraser was disturbed by Isst's enthusiasm, but decided not to try anything, because he had a suspicion that Isst was secretly much more powerful than he was letting on.

Mere moments after the group had finally reached the TechnoDyne building, David Dalton threw Lucy Farr through the wall in front of them and climbed through. Too R. Isst marvelled at the power that Dalton was radiating, then rushed over to Lucy to offer to help her up.

Trivia

 * Too R. Isst is based off the man from this YouTube video.