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Demopan


Demopan was an eccentric clone of the "Demoman", a bomb-slinging mercenary who worked for the US-based TF Industries several decades ago. He considered See-Man his "cuz", likely because they were cloned at the same time. Unlike his progenitor, the Demopan used a frying pan in combat instead of explosives. He soon left Earth and discovered the Stouttish Islands, a location teeming with HahaJ'UsT-Seying energy. The islands were subsequently populated by his friends, and their friends, and so on. Demopan died of old age, but respawned somehow to work as a cook in the McYonalds restaurant. He became good friends with Yon, and carried him to safety when he was injured during the Battle of Fresh Fruit.
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When BONES arrived on the Stouttish Islands to form the Dong Squad, Demopan immediately signed up. He fought bravely in his first mission, clonking the heads of some ZFT soldiers with his pan and planting explosives around the Spire of Conquest with Billy Mays. When the time came to detonate them, Demopan sacrificed his ride home by using the Travel Glove to extract the cancerous cells in Mays's body, and then placed the glove on his hand. Mays was flown to safety by the glove, but Demopan did not have time to escape and so was killed in the explosion.

Jaxidak Yik
is an shady adventurer from FROG who met Torrin Zimmer on a space station in front of a bounty board. He told Zimmer that he could use his help in tracking down a Terugan outlaw, Zax, who had stolen something of his. He also introduced him to his mechanic, Aeoh.

Physically, Jaxidak is a four-armed alien with spiked, greyish skin - the spikes appear to emerge from and then withdraw back into his body in tune to his breathing. His torso is segmented in two parts, and he has the head of a lizard, except with four yellow eyes. He wears what looks like medieval tunic over his "top torso", and another piece around his waist. He is around eight feet tall standing up and sounds like a Scouser.

Lemongrab
The bizarre, lemon-like creature known as Lemongrab was the warden of Supermax 282. He was a cloned descendant of the original Lemongrab. He was despised by his staff for his totalitarian behavior and his tendency to give his prisoners absurdly long sentences, even for minor crimes. Immediately after the collapse of the Galactic Government, Niflheim, Strika, Levi and Captain Eurobeat appeared in his office and asked for his help in finding prisoners to help stop Mazkertis. Lemongrab refused and tried to alert the guards instead, so Strika killed him by punching through his face.

Merasmus
Merasmus is a crack-snorting human wizard and a member of the Dong Squad. He owned a mansion on the Stouttish Islands that he shared with Soldier, but kicked him out when his antics became too much. Merasmus later became the financier of McYonalds, but decided to leave his position when the Cooperative offered him a position in the Dong Squad. Despite his unreliability, Merasmus has proven to be one of the team's more valuable assets, as his (equally unreliable) spells have often helped them achieve their goals. Despite there initially being animosity between the two, Merasmus and Soldier have since put their differences aside in lieu of a greater cause: Saving the universe as they know it.

Patrick Bateman
Patrick Bateman is a deranged yet wealthy psychopath who was first seen at Kartouche's concert on Tybion. Unlike official depictions of this character, the BZPB version of Bateman is obsessed with pointing out anything that repeats in number, be it numbers, characters, fauna or whatever. Bateman briefly indulged in his bloodlust when he fought the Ta'har after the concert, but he was soon overpowered and forced to flee with the other joke characters. Bateman eventually found himself on Meme World where he was recruited into the Wang Gang.

Pumkin
Pumkin is a large, ravenous, pumpkin-like creature. It first appeared on the Stouttish Islands, where it gained notoriety for dining and dashing at several restaurants, including McYonalds. Pumkin was soon recruited into the Dong Squad, where it has proved a valuable asset due to its extreme strength, durability, and of course, appetite. The only times Pumkin speaks are when it gives simple but brusque commands.

Randolph Moloch
Randolph is a human mercenary and member of the Dong Squad. He first appeared when Lord Ozar put out a request for mercenaries on Liquid Metallicon. Ozar drafted Randolph into a team that went on to break Tiff Ramson out of Supermax 429. After the mission, he was offered a new assignment as a member of the Dong Squad, which he hesitantly accepted. Randolph is among the most intelligent of the Dongers, but also the most cowardly. He finds it much more difficult to adapt to insane occurrences than the rest of the squad, and is sometimes picked on by the other members because of this. Randolph's skills lie in close quarters fighting, as he is quite skilled with the rapier and can perform some magic-based attacks.

Shrek
Shrek is an ill-tempered ogre who somehow discovered that the universe is in danger, and that only the Dong Squad can save it. Shrek left his swamp and his family in search of the squad, eventually finding his way to the Stouttish Islands. True to his vision, he was recruited into the Dong Squad, and served them well over the course of several missions. He was eventually killed by Tommy Wiseau during their battle under the surface of Meme World.

Soldier
Soldier is a deranged member of the Dong Squad. He once lived in Merasmus's mansion on the Stouttish Islands, but was kicked out by the wizard when his antics became too much. Despite there initially being animosity between the two, Merasmus and Soldier have since put their differences aside in lieu of a greater cause: Saving the universe as they know it. Soldier's signature weapon is a rocket launcher, but he has also been seen using shovels and pickaxes in combat.

Vex
Vex was the Chief Warden of Darigan Citadel's dungeon on the planet Neopia. Lord Kass realized Vex would disagree with some of her new imprisonments, so in order to prevent a betrayal from him, she made a plan to relieve him of command. To achieve this, she had a double agent frame Vex by murdering prisoners and planting evidence that pointed to him as the culprit.