Battle of Haxx vs. Haxx

The Battle of Haxx vs. Haxx is the name given to Blackout and Zev's latest battle, which took place in an unknown universe.

It started with a challenge issued by Blackout: Both would summon a representative from the human world. Should Zev win, Blackout would have to leave one planet alone—Should Blackout win, Zev would serve him for two months. And considering how easily Zev agreed, Blackout really should have known better.

For Blackout's side, the Bearded Comet, Chuck Norris was summoned. Rather obvious. However, Zev made a wise decision: He cheated, summoning an armed, incredibly skilled samurai from the past, the renowned Miyamoto Musashi.

The two competitors started, with both quickly earning serious blows on the other—However, Blackout noticed Zev's disappearance just a bit too late, and just in time for the back of his head to be stabbed. Luckily, Makuta are like mechanical, intelligent, quasi-magic-wielding, and in general much more awesome versions of zombies, and Blackout survived.

With that, Zev made an offer. All he wanted at this point was Blackout's help in getting the answer to a question. In return, he would 'make Blackout even more powerful', reveal a secret he knows about Blackout, off one or two of Blackout's enemies, and give him a friendship bracelet. The bracelet...Is sparkly.

Unfortunately, just as Blackout was about to agree to the proposal, Chuck Norris unceremoniously knocked Zev out by hitting him with the unconscious Miyamoto.

Quotes
"You and your damn hormones." - Zev

''"Screw that, I'll just kill you!" ''- Zev