President of Space India

"fuk u u fatass ugle sonofabitch ur face is so defaormed nd ur color make me blind."

- The President of Space India to the Stardust Crusaders

The President of Space India is the elected head of state of Space India.

Biography
The President of Space India, whose name is not made public to outside groups, seems to be a relatively fearless individual but is prone to fits of swearing if he does not get his own way. He is somewhat short, around 5'5" or 165cm tall, with brown skin and short black hair that droops down but is not short enough to be a buzz cut. He is known for having somewhat large lips.

History
The President of Space India had previously met with the Cooperative to request that Space India be incorporated into their alliance. He told the gathered diplomats the "Top 20 reasons why Space India should join", but his request was not immediately fulfilled: instead, another meeting was scheduled for a later date (Day 4 of The Mazkertis Paradox arc). On Day 4, Lord Zrintch flew to Dekan to hire the We'd Warriors to guard the Cooperative meeting venue in which the President of Space India would once again apply for membership that day, because it was an "important target".

The President came to the meeting alone, even without guards, because he had no fear of the bizarre species that comprised the bulk of the Cooperative. He stepped onto a platform that elevated him to the center of the chamber and announced that, because he had previously told the Cooperative the "Top 20 reasons why Space India should join", he would now tell them the "Top 10 reasons why Space India should not join". The gathered delegates were shocked and confused by the President's proposal, but before he could continue, five Stardust Crusaders appeared in the room with a flash of light and knocked him over. The enraged President swore at the Crusader, so it silenced him with a "Ray of Silence" that also suspended him in place.

The Stardust Crusaders then announced that they had come to form an alliance with the Cooperative, so they teleported Lord Zrintch onto the central platform next to the President to negotiate. Zrintch informed the Crusaders that the Cooperative would work with them and activated the platform, which began to descend to the chamber floor without the President, who was left floating in mid-air because the Ray of Silence around him was still in effect.

On Day 56, the President of Space India attended the 3784th Assembly of the Reverie to request that Space India join the Galactic Government (as he had apparently failed to persuade the Cooperative). However, his request was once again overshadowed by something more important: SM Akoran Zicks's announcement that he intended to disband the Galactic Government. As the Reverie exploded into uproar, the President of Space India began listing off reasons why the Reverie were "asshols" and should "shutthefuq up". Another delegate told him that he was "salty" because the Cooperative had rejected his request to join, so the Space Indian President took control of his podium and crashed it into the other delegate's.