Mark Zuckerberg

Lemme explain something to you real quick. Jesse, called Mark Zuckerberg, and they uh... for lack of a better term... "took care of me". Yeah, they wiped me off the internet completely. Mark Zuckerberg is the CEO of Facebook, a social media corporation based on Earth.

One day, Jesse Ventura called in a favor with Zuckerberg. He asked him to check Kevin Douglas's account to see if he had updated his status or sent any messages that might lead to his whereabouts. Zuckerberg complied, but as soon as he logged into Douglas's account, he saw that the mogul had been posting pictures of himself partying with half-naked women every Friday night with no censors. Zuckerberg immediately terminated Douglas's account and forgot about the favor he owed Jesse. Jesse did not know why Douglas's account had been deleted until he met Douglas again on Meme World several years later.