Chris

Chris was a manic resident of the Stouttish Islands who attempted to fight the NYPD when they searched the islands for Ross Mandell. He is currently undergoing psychiatric treatment on Earth.

History
In 150,084 CMT, Chris was present on the Stouttish Islands when the New York City Police Department searched them for Ross Mandell, a wanted man who fled there when he heard news that the NYPD had obtained a warrant for his arrest. Instead of complying with the NYPD's search, Chris decided to leave his basement and head towards Pen Island, the southernmost island, which is where he thought he would be safe. On his journey across the islands, he stuck to the shadows and alleyways to avoid being spotted by the NYPD's patrols.

At some point on his journey, Chris peered out of an alleyway and witnessed the Tourettes Guy crash his car into a tree while fleeing from the police. Chris decided that he could not stand idly by while policemen unfairly restrained and arrested a fellow free citizen, so he decided to intervene. As the policeman trying to restrain Danny was about to call for backup, Chris emerged from the shadows, warning him not to call anybody. Chris then blasted pepper spray into the policeman's eyes, temporarily blinding him, and followed up with a punch fuelled by his berserker rage. This attack knocked the poor officer unconscious.

The two men spent the next few minutes discussing their situation. Chris was reluctant to tell Danny anything about himself, but warned him that if he wanted to escape, he should stick to the shadows and leave all connections to his previous life behind. Chris divulged to the tourettes sufferer was that the only place they would truly be safe from the police's patrols was Pen Island. Danny screamed in frustration, because Pen Island was the last place he wanted to go, but resigned to the fact that he had no choice.

Before Chris could resume his journey to Pen Island with Danny in tow, the two men witnessed another car chase the Moonbase Alpha Astronaut down the adjacent street. Upon hearing the astronaut's protests, Danny commented that it sounded like "Chewbacca after a sex change". Chris clasped his hand over Danny's mouth so that the policemen wouldn't hear him, but this only made the situation worse: Chris's poor personal hygiene meant that his hand stunk, so Danny immediately broke away and swore loudly about the state of Chris's hygiene. Unfortunately, Danny's shouts caught the attention of the two officers; the first of whom ran towards the two men before they had a chance to escape. Chris readied his trusty pepper spray, but the officer used his baton to whack it out of his hand, and then pacified Chris by striking him across the face. The two officers bundled Chris, Danny, and the Moonbase Alpha Astronaut into the back of their car and decided to fly them back to Earth for questioning and, hopefully, psychiatric evaluation, where they would get all the help they needed.