Tiny the Dwarf

"even tho i walk thru the valley of the shadow of death, i fear no evil, for u are with me; ur high-res graphics and superiore textures, they comfort me. u run minecraft at extra-fast speed and kill all zombie villagers. the wam will follow me all the days of my life, and i will dwell in my birch wood house forever in the basement next to my nether portel. amen"

- Tiny's prayer to the Dedotated Wam

Tiny "the Dwarf" was an inhabitant of Meme World who helped the Dong Squad battle Tommy Wiseau.

History
In 150,084 CMT, Tiny's search for the Dedotated Wam took him to an underground area of Meme World where Tommy Wiseau had created a four-dimensional projection of The Room with the power of the Mask of Loki. The Dong Squad discovered Tiny when Jesse Ventura accidentally counted him as member of the team during a headcount. Tiny asked the Dongers what the recommended amount of "dedotated wam in a twiple" was, but Ventura did not answer him and instead demanded to know what Tiny was doing there. Tiny explained that he was looking for some "wam" for his computer "to play sum HD gayms" and for his bazooka to increase its destructive power. Ventura told Tiny that the Dong Squad were trapped in the events of The Room, so Tiny offered to help them escape from their virtual prison.

When Tiny noticed Soldier, the dwarf went into a long rant about how Minecraft was better than Team Fortress 2. No Image Guy shut Tiny up by turning into his virus form and scaring Tiny with it, which prompted the dwarf to hide behind a sofa in fear. However, Tiny returned to listen to Randolph Moloch's plan about how the Dongers could manipulate the world of The Room to their advantage to gain an audience with Wiseau, and counted himself in. He followed the Dongers into a flower shop and helped them destroy its merchandise so that Wiseau would be forced to buy the Shell-Shocked Cat as a gift for his fictional fianceé instead of flowers. Wiseau purchased the Shell-Shocked Cat as planned and took it back to his home, but their plan was exposed moments later when the cat called and talked to Yon in Wiseau's presence. Enraged, Wiseau teleported Tiny and the Dongers to a volcanic battle chamber and attacked them with a bat-like steed.

In the battle that followed, Tiny discovered the Dedotated Wam, which was buried inside the central volcano and began to shine through the rock when it was disturbed by Wiseau's steed. Tiny cried out and ran towards the Wam, but Wiseau heard his cries and decided to snatch the Wam for himself. Wiseau jumped into the volcano in search of the Wam, but Tiny blasted him out and across the chamber with a well-placed bazooka shot. Tiny then claimed the Wam from the ruins of the volcano, but was immediately attacked and wounded by Wiseau's steed. Tiny knew that his death was likely at hand, so he recited a prayer to release his fear of death and allowed the creature to swallow him and the Wam. As Tiny had predicted, the force of the Wam was too powerful for the creature to ingest, so it exploded, killing the creature but taking Tiny with it. The Wam then fell into the hands of the Dong Squad unharmed.

The surviving members of the Dong Squad soon seemed to forget about Tiny's sacrifice or simply did not care, because he was not honored in their later funeral for Yon, See-Man, Shrek, and the Hand. Despite this, Big Man Tyrone learned of the death of Tiny and expressed his condolences to the Dong Squad for their fallen ally. BONES later remembered Tiny as a "retarded dwarf" who was an expert on the Wam when he and his teammates tried to work out how to use it to empower their ship.

Trivia

 * Tiny the Dwarf was created by Brock, a mutual acquaintance of Klak, Kon, and Nif, when he was asked to create a Meme World character for use in the RPG. He was partially based on the child in this video.