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Sasukens: We Really should have seen that coming...


 * They clap their hands together, upon bringing them apart, summon the twin Blades of Excalibur and Clarent: The Ancient swords of Fire and Ice*

Sasuken 1: Let's see how many we can carve up, shall we?

Sasuken 2: We shall!


 * They begin carving up the clones*



Out in the middle of space, a giant planet begins to shudder as mechanisms begin to turn, gears click into place, and switches flip

A loud grinding would be heard, but there is no air in space, so none is heard

There are no inhabitants on the planet, nor plants, only the towers and machines reside

Two large Blue lights glow, illuminating the spacial sector that hasn't seen light in over 100 millenia




 * The Ynots continue to battle, ripping the newly landscaped planet to bits*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 17:30, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: 1). Yeah, I think it's archive time. I'll do it tomorrow.

2). For God's sake dude! PRIMUS?! There's potential here for the coolest fight ever.

3). We totally need to make a comic about BZPB.


 * however, every time a Blackout clone is damaged, he fires a beam of energy at whoever damaged it*

Blackout: Heh heh heh. *hovers up to the Architect while the Sasukens are distracted* As much as I feel uncomfortable doing this.....it has to be done if the plan is to proceed. *impales the Architect with a spear, then punches him in the face* So, I've fulfilled my objective. So long, suckers! *snaps fingers and teleports away*


 * however, as soon as Blackout teleports away, all of his clones blow up*

---Blackout- 20:13, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

[Suddenly, the Architect's wounds start to leak white energy]

Architect: No...Blackout, you fool...!! You have no idea what you've done!! I can't hold her back anymore!!

[He forces himself to become calm]

Architect: ...Well...I suppose this is the culmination of the mission I gave the Chosin.

...

[Washu flinches]

Washu: ...Ryoko.

Ryoko: Yeah, what is it mom?

Washu: Please forgive me...But this is really going to hurt.

Ryoko: Huh!?

[Without warning, Ryoko's three gems glow a blinding white]

Ryoko: KYAAAAAHHH!!

[She pants, utterly drained...]

Washu: [Has disappeared]

[In the room Misaki busted into, all the Ogres have been killed]

Misaki: [Clothes have been obliderated, replaced with a crimson dark matter that resembles a strapless dress and gloves] [The twin green marks on her forehead have become an angry, dark red patch]

Washu: [Only voice can be heard] Misaki, I'm sorry...But we need to do this.

[Misaki is drawn through a portal]

[She ends up in Tokimi's flowing green, orange, and blue dimension, and promptly smashes apart a pillar]

[Suddenly, Tsunami, Tokimi, and Washu appear]

Tsunami: Please, Misaki-chan...Calm down...What if Zev saw you like - KYAH!!

[Misaki interrupts her with a cruel backhand]

Tokimi: ...You get Zev here. I'll try to fend her off.

Washu: Don't off her, Tokimi.

Tokimi: [Gives a mirthless chuckle without a smile] I think we have to worry about her "offing" me. [Moves in]

Washu: [Sighs] [Begin searching all of space for Zev]

Misaki: [Howls, tossing two pillars at Tokimi]

Tokimi: [Swings one hand, reducing the pillars to glowing dust] [Throws a punch at Misaki]

Misaki: [Snarls, ducking around Tokimi's fist] [Grabs her arm]

Tokimi: Urgh...!!

Misaki: [Hurls Tokimi with impossible strength, sending her crashing into the central altar]

Tokimi: Hmph.

[Suddenly, several cylindrical pewter-colored drones with golden wing-shaped plates on the front approach]

[The drones launch numerous cords, binding up Misaki]

Misaki: '''GYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!''' [Breaks through the cords with practically no effort] [Her roars cause the drones to violently explode]

Tokimi: Washu!!

Washu: [Opens eyes] Found him. He'll be here by the end of this sentence.

[Indeed, Zev suddenly appears nearby]

Zev: [Immediately looks to his mother] Mom...? M-Mommy?

Misaki: [Looks over quickly, but eyes soften]

Washu: [Thinks to herself] This...Might just work...!!

...

Architect: ...The Counter-Actor has been contained...Thank goodness.

OOS: Fun Fact: I've had this planned ever since I first introduced Misaki. ;D

~ Zev Raregroove 22:26, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

[D-Klak, Abneris, and the Malchiorians hide behind a topic]

Malchiorian 1: "We seem to be pinned."

DK: "Nope. [summons a barrage of lasers, and sends them at a group of villains] Now those guys, they're pinned."

Abneris: "Very good reference, sir."

DK: "Why thank you, Abneris. Now, do we charge like angry Twilight fans?"

Malchiorian 2: "What's Twilight?"

DK: "Dunno. I saw something like that in the COT area....WAIT!!! That's it! We have to lead these people to the COT!"

Abneris: "But why, sir?"

DK: "Because! It has a bunch of people talking about things that aren't related to this site. It won't be missed!"

[they run into a portal, and the army follows them if they choose to]

---

MK: I knew this would end in disaster. The Architect is near death, and all you can do is provide plot devices? Plus, according to my author's sense, D-Klak is planning to destroy COT!!

---

[Meanwhile, the normal Klak we all know and love leaves in a portal to a mysterious planet]

Me: Great. Zev isn't around. Just when all hell is about to break loose. Someone should give him a short, sharp lesson. Or a bad case of indigestion.

Baterra: "Simon Fur-"

Me: Anyways, where are we?

Baterra: "A planet that seems to be moving where we left earlier?"

Me: What the-? [they both fly far from the surface, and see what truly is coming straight at them.....Unicron!!]

Baterra: "Oh...my...what's that? Will it kill us? Woo hoo!!"

Me: That...baterra....that is what I once learned about. A monstrous beast, that devours worlds. Its name....is Unicron...

[turns to the BZP world]

Me: We have to warn everyone. Or...[a white bulb with a question mark appears, with a blue lightning symbol on one end, and a red one on the other] I could let that thing go. All my enemies are practically there....Blackout, Caiaphus....But still, I'll endanger my friends and allies....

OOS: Three cheers to anyone who can guess what video game I am referencing. And plus, what choice should he make?

Klak-a-Klak 03:10, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Hard to say. On one side, he'd end up saving all his enemies, and on the other he'd end up invoking the What The Hell Hero trope.


 * Unicron fires his tractor beam at the planet where Klak and the Baterra are, pulling it into his maw*

---Blackout- 06:45, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

[Back In Tokimi's Dimension]

[Misaki is hugging Zev tightly, tears rolling down face]

Misaki: I've been a bad mommy...I'm so sorry...

Zev: ...It's...Okay...

Washu: [Snickers] Aw, how cute~!

...

[Eventually, Misaki is back on the Soja recovering from energy loss]

[Ryoko and Zev are flying in a medium-sized fighter with twin side-by-side cockpits]

Ryoko: [Huffs] This wouldn't have happened if you'd been there to keep your mom from going after those ogres...

Zev: [Sighs heavily] I know, and I'm sorry...But there's no time for that.

[The fighter arrives near the planet that Klak and Baterra are on, and Unicron is attacking]

Zev: [Energy crackles between the forked tips of his horn]

[He searches the planet for Klak]

[Finally, Zev finds him and establishes a psychic connection]

Zev: [Telepathically, to Klak] Need a hand?

...

[In COT]

[A figure is stuck to the wall of a building, facing outward, stuck there by her fingers and toes; her arms are outstretched, while her legs are bent inwards]

Namah: [Watches D-Klak] [Thinks] Hmmm...A friend of Zev's, I believe...

[She extends a tendril of her aura, carefully trying to get D-Klak's attention]

Namah: [Whispers] Don't overreact...I'm a friend...

~ Zev Raregroove 15:14, August 6, 2010 (UTC)


 * Unicron fires another tractor beam at Zev and Ryoko's fighter, and begins to pull it in*

---Blackout- 16:22, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

[Zev and Ryoko teleport away]

Zev: [Starts charging ludicrous amounts of energy between the tips of his horn] Oi, ugly!

[Unicron gives a roaring noise]

Zev: [Launches a behemoth lightning bolt down, razing Unicron's surface]

Ryoko: [Starts charging crackling orange energy around her hands]

Zev: [Holds his arms out to the sides, charging two crackling balls of fire the rough size of city buses]

Ryoko: [Brings her arms up, bending her elbows and holding her fists close together behind her head]

Zev: [Slowly starts to spin, picking up speed]

Ryoko: [Throws her hands forward, sending out a huge sphere of orange energy]

Zev: [Throws both massive fireballs downward]

[Three craters, each about a kilometer and a half-wide, are left faintly crackling on Unicron's surface]

Zev & Ryoko: [Go flying towards each other]

[They high-five, unleashing lightning bolts in every direction]

[Both separate, slowly floating at a safe distance from Unicron...]

Zev: Let's see what he tries next...

~ Zev Raregroove 17:18, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

[Klak senses Zev]

Me: ''You're finally around! Well, this monstrosity seems to want to devour everyone, and I'm deciding what to do. Plus, Blackout's invaded BZP, and all hell is breaking loose, so to speak. Any ideas?''

---

[D-Klak screams anyway]

DK: "Sorry. I just really wanted to do that, and annoy you. And you might be?"

[Abneris, and the Malchiorian guard walk up to them]

---

[Meanwhile, Nadle crashes on the floor, while Caiaphus stands over him]

C: "Your age has made you weak, Nadle. Your kind are long outdated. You truly think that simply because you were one of the First 13, that you somehow have omnipotence? Recubo!! I am far more powerful!"

N: "I may not be omnipotent, but that does not mean you are, nor that I will not be able to send you to....Wait....how can you....remember?"

C: "Dear Nadle. Do you really believe that after all these centuries and millenia I would not remember? Of course I do! I remember EVERYTHING!!"

[Nadle gets up and slashes towards his face. However, his slash is met with a counter-attack by Caiaphus]

Klak-a-Klak 17:36, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

[Fighting Unicron]

Zev: [Smiles] [Responds telepathically to Klak] I have an idea... [Begins charging more electrical energy at his horn]

[Suddenly, Unicron's tractor beam on Klak and Baterra's planet starts to warp and distort]

Zev: [Fires off another lightning bolt, straight towards the worst distortion]

[The tractor beam is shattered, sending a dangerous pulse back into Unicron]

Ryoko: [Goes flying by rather close, but at ridiculous speed] [Swings arm]

[At least ten large spheres of orange energy go flying, exploding violently all over Unicron's surface]

[As Ryoko continues these bombing runs, Zev smiles]

Zev: [To Klak] I've got a few friends in BZP.

...

[COT]

[Dropping down, Namah approaches D-Klak and the other two]

Namah: ...My name is Namah, a friend of Zev Raregroove. I seem to recognize that you are his ally, as well...?

[She suddenly looks off to the left]

Namah: Well...It seems we have some company. I'll tell you about the situation later.

[Several figures are approaching]

[They look like large, lanky Toa, but with completely corrupted bodies, glowering yellow eyes, large fangs, and frothing drool]

[All of the Spammers give off a faint muttering and babbling as they approach]

Namah: Those are the Spammers that have been threatening this place...A certain fellow chased them out of COT's center; I'm here to gather info on him. [She glances to D-Klak] ...He's an enemy of us all. Blackout included. You think we should fight the Spammers here, or try to come up with a strategy?

[The Spammers are starting to sniff at the air, babbling louder...]

~ Zev Raregroove 17:53, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: WTF.

You just put three huge craters into the physical body of AN ANGRY, PLANET-SIZED TRANSFORMING GOD THAT IS OUT TO DEVOUR ALL OF EXISTENCE BECAUSE HE WANTS SOME PEACE AND QUIET.


 * the damage heals*

Unicron: IT SEEMS I MUST SHOW YOU JUST WHAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH. *fires a huge blast of energy, which grazes the planet he was pulling in with the tractor beam, creating a much bigger version of the Grand Canyon on it, and keeps going all the way to the BZP planet, where it COMPLETELY OBLITERATES the Reference Desk, New Member Q&A, the Sets forum, and some of S&T, and the resulting shockwave is felt in COT* NOW, YOU HAVE A CHOICE. SURRENDER AND PLEDGE YOUR ETERNAL LOYALTY TO ME AS SERVANTS OF CHAOS, OR CONTINUE TO OPPOSE ME AND DIE IN SCREAMING TORMENT. WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE?

---Blackout- 18:35, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

???: Wait!!

[A figure has leapt atop a building to shout to Unicron]

Namah: I know many things...I can show you a planet that prepares massive amounts of food endlessly, just one plate of which could give a normal human enough energy to live an entire, healthy life without another meal. Just half of their output could feed you every day...I can show you several planets made up completely of a sorcerous fungus, endlessly regenerating...And for those planets, given enough time, my compatriots and I could cast spells to give each one a unique flavor. If you will show mercy, and accept Zev and Ryoko's apologies...I can arrange for you an entire Galaxy to feast in; anyone who would enter there would be forfeit to you.

[She pauses...]

Namah: ...And though I know it could be great folly in the future...I can supply you exactly 2,995 worthy servants of your cause. They will follow anyone who seeks mass destruction...2,992 of them are as strong as me. Three of them are as strong as Zev Raregroove...Perhaps stronger. They will dutifully follow you with their last breath...An endless feast, and a suitable army.

[She kneels, hand placed over her sternum]

Namah: I, Namah Calah, Netherseer, Dreamkeeper, swear by the blade of Thanatos, that I speak true words. If I do not pursue the fulfillment of my promise with my fullest ability, if I should plot to withhold my wager, if I should give corrupt gifts, if I should raise my blade in order to do you harm, may the Nethers rise up and consume me.

[She looks up, still serious]

Namah: Name anything else you want...If it is within my power, I shall give it to you. But I ask that you do no more damage to this place. I fully apologize for Zev Raregroove and Ryoko Hakubi's actions. If I must, I shall take responsibility...I will atone by killing ten people of your choosing and undertaking any order of yours for one month, if you so wish. Can we reach an agreement?

OOS: I'm not kidding about the planet with superfood - I want an excuse to introduce them. Although...They inhabitants of that planet are a bit...Shocking. Trust me, Blackout - This deal isn't a fake. ... And you'd better not try to kill Namah.

~ Zev Raregroove 19:00, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Wow, I blink and lot's of things have happened... And yes Blackout, That is EXACTLY who that is, my question, how the F*** did you guess? Comic would be nice, if any of us are good enough artists...

As the planet continues to shift, it begins to look like Unicron, but Silver and Blue instead of Orange

The planet warps away to the same approximate sector as Unicron

The Planet Speaks: UNICRON!!! Why have you awakened from your slumber?




 * The Sasukens are battered by the blasts*

MY: Hmm, think we should take care of him, or Architect first?

MK: Well....

MY: Your right, Architect is important...


 * Does what he can for the Architect*




 * Ynot uses KOS's Water form to surge over Xonyt and SMY, flooding the field*

Ynot: You two aren't even a CLOSE match. Come on, where's the CHALLENGE?

SMY: You want a challenge? SHADOW PHOENIX...


 * Fire sprouts around him in a Bird-shaped pattern*

SMY: RISE!!!


 * The water around him vaporizes as he powers through the water to Ynot and the Hydra*

OOS: WOULD YOU TWO STOP POSTING SO OFTEN!!!!! --MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 19:01, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: How I knew that? I am just as big a TF fan as you. (I reckon I'm the more annoying one though. :P )

Unicron: INTERESTING. DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU FACE A POWER FAR GREATER THAN YOUR OWN, YOU STILL ATTEMPT TO BARGAIN WITH ME. YOU CANNOT OFFER ME ANYTHING. ALL I WISH TO DO IS SLUMBER AT THE END OF ALL THINGS. *charges up another blast* PROCEED ON YOUR WAY TO OBLIVION.


 * Primus appears*

Primus: UNICRON!!! Why have you awakened from your slumber?

Unicron: YOU CAN THANK THE FALLEN FOR THAT. *fires the blast he was charging at Primus*

---Blackout- 19:36, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Planet / Planet / Imp
Namah: [Gives a calm smirk] Hmmm...You wish to sleep in oblivion...Something that can easily be arranged.

[She sits down atop the building, folding her legs]

Zev: [Energy crackles at horn] [Sends a message to Namah] You'd better not die on me...That kind of spell is dangerous to attempt for your level.

[He and Ryoko teleport in near her]

Namah: [Her aura has become visible - Gigantic, pink and nebulous energy, sending out several tendrils across COT] [Continues smiling] Relax...I've called friends...

[Suddenly, two mages appear, dressed in all black and carrying staves; one wears some kind of turban and veil, the other wears a tall witch's hat and a scarf. Both also have glowing white eyes.]

[Glancing at each other, the two start to pour their energy into Namah's spell.]

Namah: I'll have to prepare for a while...I need you two to protect me.

Zev & Ryoko: [Nod, before stepping to before Namah]

Namah: ''Black mists...Violet moon...Silver stars...The endless sea is disturbed. The heavens are uncoiled...''

OOS: Don't worry - I'll let Unicron and Primus duke it out.

~ Zev Raregroove 19:51, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: GASP! Someone other than ME made a heading! Anyway, epic Fight #3 starts now!


 * Primus takes the blast, full force, unphased*

Primus: Foolish as ever, Unicron. You shall return to your slumber by the dawn's end!

Random Minicon: Boss, we're in space, there is no Dawn...

Primus: ;l.l


 * Looks back at Unicron*

Primus: Then by the next...Celestial cycle!

Minicon: You really haven't been awake in a while have you?

Primus: No....:( ANY WAY! Unicron, will you return to slumber on your own, or will I have to Pacify your wrath, again?

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 21:37, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

[The fight between Primus and Unicron is disturbing the gravity of the planet - Especially around COT]

[A skyscraper is ripped from the ground, snapped in two like a dead branch, and sent hurtling at the building Namah, Ryoko, and Zev are situated atop]

Ryoko: [Charges up red-orange energy around her hands]

Zev: [Focuses large amounts of electrical energy between the forked tips of his horn]

[The two huge chunks of debris get nearer...!!]

Ryoko: [Launches out a huge blast from her hands]

Zev: [Discharges a massive bolt of lightning]

[With twin explosions, the debris is reduced to harmless rubble]

Namah: [Is still chanting, a pale pink halo formed above her head] ''Carriage of the night...Spinning wheel...Divide into six and fly through the void. Sea and sky intertwine. The barrier dissolves...''

...

[Nearby Unicron, a strange disturbance is occurring...Slowly, but steadily growing]

~ Zev Raregroove 21:58, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Unicron: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! LAST TIME WE MET, YOU HAD THE OBVIOUS ADVANTAGE. THIS TIME, HOWEVER, YOU DO NOT.


 * The Fallen appears high above COT*

The Fallen: '''YOU SERIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN DEFEAT THE CHAOS BRINGER HIMSELF? VERY WELL. *begins to charge up his own attack* I AM OF THE ORIGINAL THIRTEEN, THE FIRST CREATIONS OF PRIMUS. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS?''' *he teleports to the disturbance, and begins to absorb it*

---Blackout- 08:57, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

Namah: [Finishes incantation] ''Prepare to do battle with the Legions of Hell. Apocalypse Now.''

[She suddenly faints]

...

[Up in space, the distortion quickly grows out of control]

[Innumerable demons pour out, digging their claws into the Fallen]

[Four titanic, demonic claws reach out and grab him]

[They start to drag the Fallen into the portal]

OOS: He can break free...But it'll still do some damage.

~ Zev Raregroove 13:39, August 7, 2010 (UTC)


 * The Fallen smiles and disappears*


 * he then reappears just above the building where Zev, Namah and Ryoko are*

The Fallen: '''I AM THE FALLEN, ONE OF THE THIRTEEN. I AM THE GUARDIAN OF ENTROPY AND THE FIRST HERALD. I CANNOT BE BEATEN. I CANNOT BE STOPPED. I CANNOT. BE. CONTAINED. YOU THREE WOULD'VE MADE GOOD HERALDS.'''


 * the material the building is made of suddenly begins to decay and crumble, as if it was tens of thousands of years old*


 * the aging effect begins to spread and affect the other buildings, which also begin to decay and crumble*

The Fallen: '''NOW, YOU HAVE A CHOICE. CONTINUE TO OPPOSE THAT WHICH YOU CANNOT FIGHT, OR SURRENDER.'''

---Blackout- 14:26, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

[A chuckling can be heard]

???: Weeell, I think I can contain you.

[Suddenly, the Fallen's entire right arm is surrounded by shimmering cubes]

[The cubes disappear - Along with his arm]

[Suddenly, a blue ship swoops down, grabbing up Zev, Ryoko, and Namah]

Tsunami-fune: Relax...I'll get you out of here.

Washu: [In goddess form] Seeya, punk. [Warps herself and Tsunami-fune away]

...

[The entire group ends up on a mysterious planet]

[All of the plantlife is periwinkle, the clouds are a pale pink, and the sky beyond is lavender]

[Nearby is a highly-advanced city of towering silver buildings, with floating golden bubbles]

Zev: ...Oh dear.

[Several shapes approach]

[Deep, throaty voices can be heard]

???: Yoo-hoo~!

???: Oh Zev-chan, Zev-chan~!

???: Have you brought friends~?

[They all have beautifully-styled hair and elegant dresses, barefoot...But also have huge muscles, hairy legs, and thick stubble]

Zev: Dammit Washu, you had to bring us to the Kamabakka Kingdom?

Ryoko: Kamabakka...Full of trans - ?

Zev: Yes. Although 'okama' is easier to get away with. This is the place of the superfood.

[Suddenly, all of the okama stop]

[Their leader approaches...]

[She has short-cut maroon hair and wears black lingeree and knee-height boots]

Zev: Aphelandra... ... ...Someone who hates me... ... ...A lot...

Aphelandra: ...Come along now.

[Everyone follows]

~ Zev Raregroove 15:25, August 7, 2010 (UTC)


 * the arm slowly begins to grow back*

The Fallen: '''HOW STRANGE. THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS UNIVERSE WHO IS CAPABLE OF HURTING ME.....IS A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY, SHE WILL BE DISPOSED OF LATER.''' *kicks the aging effect up several notches, making it spread much faster*


 * meanwhile, Darkmount has been damaged by the shockwave, and is now hidden behind a moon, watching everything*

Blackout: Hmmm.....what should I do? Use everything that's happening as a distraction and escape, or help them? *briefly considers* Ah, screw it. GET OUT OF THIS SYSTEM, MAXIMUM POSSIBLE SPEED!


 * Darkmount warps away*


 * meanwhile, the Fallen summons his minions: Xaaron, Sideways, Razorclaw, Strika, Obsidian, Galvatron and Blackarachnia, all of whom disappear into the seventh dimension and begin to travel to the planet where Zev and the rest are*

OOS: Zev, you have a serious problem. There are eight Heralds of Unicron after your characters. One is bad enough, but EIGHT? Yeah, you have a problem.

---Blackout- 18:21, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

[Suddenly, the Heralds are stopped]

[A familiar silouhette rises up before them]

???: You all have supported that swine Unicron in his goals...But I - ...We shall not allow this to go on.

[A total of ten more silouhettes appear around them]

[The first silouhette reveals herself as Tokimi]

Tokimi: By the powers invested in me to protect creation...I hereby deliver punishment.

[She holds out a hand]

[From her palm, countless scathing streams lash out]

[The searing tendrils wrap around the eight deviants]

[Unimaginable pain fills the entirety of their beings]

Tokimi: Hmmm...Not quiet sufficient. [She doubles the power]

[Their bodies start to slowly deteriorate...]

OOS: Seriously Blackout, you let me make them at this full power. Their duty is to protect creation, so I'd better not hear bitching and moaning about them stepping in; stepping in is what the Chousin are supposed to do. I'm sorry to be so blunt...But I just don't want you trying to demote the Chousin's power. They were created to protect the entirety of the multiverse, all of its dimensions...So, I think they should have the proper ability to do so. Also, they are not from a video game - Anime. Anime.

~ Zev Raregroove 03:43, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: They're BZPB characters too, and in this universe, BZPB is a video game.

---Blackout- 06:45, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

[Suddenly, The Fallen is smashed to the ground by a powerful force]

[Nadle glides above his body]

N: "Ah, brother! What made you rear your ugly face upon this universe? Is Vector Prime visiting, or did you finally wake up Unicron? Now let's make this battle worthwhile, I left Caiaphus alone for you."

OOS: If you read Nadle's profile, you'll understand

[D-Klak is about half a mile away, watching]

DK: "Crap. Two of the Original 13, or Primes, are about to duke it out. I suggest we leave....very far."

Malchiorian 3: "But why?"

DK: "1) We could get caught in the crossfire. 2) We have to get this 'Caiaphus guy' who seems to be on the loose. And 3) The Fallen suddenly appearing on this place, gloating, and that wierd dooming sensation I am having can only mean one thing...."

Abneris: "You forgot to take your pills, sir?"

DK: "No. Unicron is here. I've seen him only once, and I barely escaped that planet. Now, fate seems to have me risk getting eaten by a planet once more."

Malchiorian 1: "Then let's get the heck out of here."

[they open a portal, and escape]

[Meanwhile, Klak teleports to the Darkmount]

Me: This is why I like this orb. Get's me to convenient (sp?) places. It's a wonderful plot device. But anyways, Blackout, where are Treveya and the Norman? Oh, and by the way, your move is so cowardly. Running from a face of evil. So much for the mighty Blackout, who planned of making us Makuta almost demigods.

---

MK: MakutaYnot, this is getting out of hand. I think we should get the admins, and the whole planet ready. Something tells me this is not going to end well.

Klak-a-Klak 07:10, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

MY: You're right, Klak. Get them on standby, I'll continue to tend to The Architect's wound.


 * The Sasuken Clone dissolves, the original rolling over*


 * The Ynot's assault on each other continues, decimating the planet*

Primus: Fallen, you may be one of the original thirteen creations of Primus, but perhaps you forget, or never knew in the first place...I AM PRIMUS


 * The giant Planet shifts more, this time a catchy tune is played, making most people scratch their heads wondering where it's coming from, as well as Optimus Prime's voice screaming "AUTOBOT'S TRANSFORM AND...HOLYSH!T, THAT'S PRIMUS!"*


 * Primus emerges in his Robot form and grasps the Fallen in his hand, bringing him to his face*

Primus: Now, why do you disturb not just my brother's slumber, but my own as well?


 * Squeezes*

OOS: Sorry for the tardyness, was outside, having fun all day. GASP, Ynot went OUTSIDE! --MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 10:09, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

[Back At the Kamabakka Kingdom]

[Zev, Ryoko, Washu, and a still-unconscious Namah have been brought to some kind of huge throne room atop a tower]

[There are ten windows bigger than most doors letting in the sunlight, a domed roof with a fresco depicting several romantic stories, and in the center is a huge, throned figure]

[He stands up, sauntering towards the group with great arrogance]

???: [In some kind of Eastern European accent] How ya doin'...? You all are lookin' pretty...Groovay.

Washu: [Interrupts] Ivankov, we don't have time for this.

Ivankov: [Pouts] Very vell. [Snaps fingers, rolling away the shadows surrounding him]

Zev: [Jumps into Ryoko's arms]

Ivankov: Vell, my candies...Vhat brings you all zeh vay to zeh Kamabakka Kingdom...? [He takes notice of Namah and gives a large smile] Aaah. I see, now.

Washu: [Nods] She cast too great of a spell, and drained herself...You owe me, Zev, and Ryoko a few favors.

Ivankov: Hmmm...I do see your point. Vou may take zome of our "Healing Cuisine" to help this girl...But I vish for vun thing.

Washu: [Frowns] Yes...?

Ivankov: I vish to test Zev-boy's abilities...To zee if he has improved since our last meeting.

Zev: Nooooo.

Washu: [Smiles, showing a cute pair of fangs] I'm fine with that.

Ryoko: [Drops Zev on his feet]

[Washu and Ryoko help carry Namah away]

Ivankov: [Gets into an expert fighting stance] Prepare vourself...!!

Zev: [Reluctantly gets into his own stance] I don't like where this is going...

Ivankov: [Suddenly dashes forward, throwing a karate chop downward]

Zev: [Dodges to the side]

[A slicing shockwave is sent out from Ivankov's attack]

Ivankov: [Does a spinning leap towards Zev]

Zev: [Gets into a protective stance]

Ivankov: [Delivers a massive roundhouse kick]

Zev: [Goes flying into one of the reinforced windows with a thump] Guh... [Quickly gets back up]

Ivankov: [Comes flying in again]

Zev: [Manages to block the ferocious punch]

Ivankov: [Lands] [Throws a mighty barrage of punches]

Zev: [Stands his ground, withstand the onslaught...]

~ Zev Raregroove 15:23, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Since none of you vagrants post :P

[MakutaKlak slams his hands on the table in front of Friar Tuck]

MK: I know what the rules say, and I'm frankly glad for it. But we have to bend them for this!

Friar T: "Bend them for a crisis YOU all caused. Thank goodness I closed the topic soon enough, otherwise this might of been even worse. Besides, Blackout is gone, and all that's left are a few wierdos in COT."

MK: You aren't looking up Friar. Something scared Blackout away. Something that I know Black Six feels coming. Combine that with my tendency to hear booming voices, and I don't just think, I know something wicked is here.

Friar T: [pauses] "Fine. I'll contact the Admins. They'll make sure all the members are ready to fight."

MK: To fight?

Friar T: "You didn't think we'll evacuate, did you?" [smiles and walks away]

---

[Caiaphus morphs 553's user slightly, making it look more menacing]

[Rahn and the five other apprentices walk up to him]

Rahn: "Master, you live?"

C: "There are worst punishments than death. And you Rahn?"

R: "There are only six of us, including me. We took a beating."

C: "It seems that fate no longer offered many of them a chance. Our time will come soon. But now, we must observe one of the kings of of chaos...Unicron!"

Klak-a-Klak 04:25, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

[By this time, Washu is piloting Tsunami-fune with Ryoko sitting nearby]

[Namah is laying on a small, levitating bed]

[Zev is holding a bag of ice to a bump on his head]

Washu: Well, you could have been hurt worse.

Zev: Hmph.

Ryoko: [Giggles] Well, he was abandoned to get beat up by Okamakov...

Zev: [Closes eyes and nods silently]

Washu: [Shrugs] When it comes to Ivankov, you have to give things to get things.

Ryoko: Well, Zev can watch me blow stuff up - That's always good for when he's sulking.

Zev: [Continues nodding]

[A soft female speaks through the ship]

Tsunami: We are approximately half a light-second from our destination. Preparing to descend on arrival.

[They soon arrive at a small planetoid with deep azure seas and some kind of dark gray landmass]

Tsunami-fune: [Descends through the atmosphere, stopping approximately a kilometer above the land]

Ryoko: Later. [Disappears with a flicker]

Washu: [Taps a few buttons] [Holographic screens pop up]

Ryoko: [Reappears hovering above the surface, wearing her black and red bodysuit] [Begins to descend]

[Suddenly, several huge mechanical spires start to rise up]

???: [In a robotic monotone] '''Enemy Approaching. Deploying Guard Units.'''

[Several mechanical shapes leave it]

[They are mecha; consisting of a main body that is essentially an enlarged Hannya mask, rather narrow, with a prominent chin, twin large horns, sharp fangs, and spherical white eyes in voids of blackness - Attached to the body/head are rather stubby arms and legs. Each mech shares this design]

Ryoko: [Smirks] This should be fun.

[A group of six accelerates, trying to bullrush her]

Ryoko: [Simply holds her hand towards them, palm out]

[The group is hit by an immense telekinetic force, sending them spiralling out of control into the ground]

[Several more produce rifles, firing energy blasts on Ryoko]

Ryoko: [Expertly weaves through the blasts without a scratch] [Charges energy at her right hand]

[Due to all of the firing, the mecha are forced to recharge]

Ryoko: [Lobs an energy blast into their midst]

[With a huge explosion, several of the mecha are rent to pieces]

Ryoko: [Continues firing energy blasts, cackling loudly]

~ Zev Raregroove 15:49, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I would've posted sooner, but I was waiting for Blackout to post


 * Xonyt Glides over to Ynot, slashing at him, Ynot doding the bows, tacking care not to be hit by the Key to All Locks*

Xonyt: STAND STILL!

Ynot: Make me...


 * Xonyt swings savagely, telegraphing his movements, making it even easier for Ynot*

Ynot: You know, while you are trying to kill me, you'll never see it coming...

Xonyt: *Pauses* See WHAT coming?

HY: *Stabs him dead center with the Leviathan* THIS!


 * A mass of Shadow erupts around Xonyt, engulfing him*


 * Sasuken finally stirs, MY taking notice*

MY: Oh Bullox, I was hoping I could get him back before he woke...Klak, Can you return him and wipe his memory before he becomes fully conscious?


 * Primus throws Fallen into Unicron*

Primus: ''Brother, Before we destroy this universe, please, will you rest? I know you are not of the same mind as I, but surely, you mustn't be set out to destroy all life?''

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 18:29, August 14, 2010 (UTC)


 * on Darkmount*

Blackout: Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!! *blasts Klak with a huge blast of lightning* You do not understand the complexity of the plan. And as for Treveya and the Norman, allow me to assure you that they are enjoying my.....unique form of hospitality.


 * the screen cuts to Treveya and the Norman, who are being lowered into an acid pit*

---


 * the Fallen, damaged, hovers around in space*

Unicron: NO. ALL CREATION MUST DIE BEFORE I CAN REST.

---Blackout- 13:19, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

[On The Dark Ocean Planet]

[Finally, Ryoko has defeated all of the mecha]

Ryoko: HAH!! That was lame!

[Suddenly, a huge shape starts to rise from the dark ground]

Ryoko: Hm?

[As it breaks through the soil, it can be seen: The core is a dark gray and navy blue, with a silver armor similar to wood build around it; a bowl-like structure holding the core, as well as a very large prow, four wings in an 'X'-shape on the back, and six long, oar-like protrusions pointing downward]

[A soft, female voice can be heard]

???: Ryoko Hakubi...I presume you've brought friends.

Ryoko: [Smirks] Yeah, but I can handle weaklings like you all on my own.

???: ...Hmph. [Voice hardens] We'll see...About that. [The large ship starts to give off a faint aura]

[Several circular portals open around it, pointing towards Ryoko]

[From the portals emerge numerous cannons]

Ryoko: Hmmmmm...

[With a loud shriek, a blast of energy is fired out]

Ryoko: [Dodges out of the way]

[However, the shockwave catches her]

Ryoko: Ugh! [Struggles to right herself]

[The cannons all start pointing towards her...]

Washu: This could be bad...

~ Zev Raregroove 17:55, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

[Klak gets up from the ground, still shivering from the electric shock]

Me: You know....that still shows cowardice. A blind Nynrah Ghost, and a Shadow Toa being dropped into an acid pit. Surely you aren't lazy enough to beat the living daylights out of them! Unless, of course, you really are a weakling.

Baterra: "And I thought I was crazy...."

---

[D-Klak and his squad appear in front of Caiaphus]

DK: "Rahn. I thought...no....I hoped you were dead. But it looks like I'm going to have to make sure your funeral really does happen."

Rahn: "Hostile tangos in front of use. Ready your weapons squad, protect Caiaphus at all costs."

C: "Who are you?"

DK: "I'm Klak, or at least, one of them. You must be Caiaphus. [uses hook blade to slice into his arm] Pleasure of mine to meet you."

[Caiaphus heals himself, and creates a shadow hand that begins to enter into D-Klak's throat]

C: "I am charmed, truly. But I would prefer to meet your inside!"

[Rahn and the last few apprentices charge at Abneris and the Malchiorians]

---

Treveya: "How are we going to get out now?"

The Norman: "My wisdom is not clairvoyance..."

---

MK: Okay. This may be a risky process though. He might forget what has happened in the past year, not just now. [opens a portal, sending Sasuken into a pod in a white room]

Random monotone voice: "Memory erase process commencing. Estimated time till completion, one minute."

---Klak-a-Klak 20:20, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: *blasts Klak with another lightning bolt* Once again, you do not understand the plan. *fires another lightning bolt at Klak* And you never will. *blasts Klak with yet another lightning bolt*

---Blackout- 07:37, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Scary Monsters
[On The Dark Ocean Planet]

[The numerous cannons have sent Ryoko falling towards the sea]

Ryoko: Guuuh... [Gazes down] [Suddenly notices something]

[The ship prepares to fire again...]

Ryoko: Sweet. [Accelerates, diving into the ocean]

???: ...Hmph. She cannot hide down there.

[Charging more shots, the cannons prepare to fire]

[However, suddenly, a shape starts to rise from the ocean]

???: What is this...?

Ryoko: HAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!!

[The shape is revealed to be a huge, indigo-colored mecha with a skull for a torso - A skull which has large, angular sunglasses over the eyes - Three serrated blades pointing up from the back of the head, and a large pair of chainsaw-treads exposed on the outer forearms]

Ryoko: You shouldn't leave stuff like this laying around, little girl!!

???: ...This is Captain Hina. Initiate Tsukitaka Combat Shell's Second Phase.

[The ship's silvery, wood-like armor starts to change; as it does, all the scales monitoring it drastically increase]

Ryoko: What.

[Finally, the shell settles as a mech; with a large horn pointing forward from the chest, huge wings instead of arms with clawed hands, and a half ring-shaped horn curving up and back starting at the forehead]

Hina: Prepare yourself.

[The horn of her mech - The Tsukitaka - Starts to glow a bright blue-purple]

Ryoko: C'mon c'mon c'mon, this thing has to have - ...Yes! [She flips a few switches and grabs the control levers]

[Ryoko's mech launches a tread like a whip]

[The tread is swung around a few times, digging up huge amounts of dirt]

[Finally, Ryoko's mech lashes out towards the enemy]

Tsukitaka: [Fires a huge wave of energy]

[However, the chainsaw-whip meets and stops it]

[After a few second, the blast is deflected away]

[It impacts an artificial hill, levelling it]

Ryoko: [Retracts the whip] Alright!! How do you like that, you - EEEEEHHH!?

[The Tsukitaka has leapt forward, delivering a lariat to Ryoko's mech]

Ryoko: Wait, you can fight that way with a mech!?

[Her mech tries to fight the Tsukitaka off, but to no avail]

Tsukitaka: [Grabs Ryoko's mech around the waist] [Proceeds to spin her around repeatedly]

Ryoko: GUAAAAAHHH!!

Tsukitaka: [Tosses Ryoko's mech wildly]

[It digs a huge trench before impacting another artificial hill]

Tsukitaka: [Begins to approach]

Ryoko: What's this thing's name!? Huh? [Notices something]

[She reads an engraved plate]

Ryoko: ...The Mikigami...? Alright, I'll run with it. Mikigami!!

[The mech's eyes glint]

Tsukitaka: [Leaps, delivering a sidekick]

[With a deafening noise, the hill behind is shattered from the force]

Tsukitaka: [Quickly leaps away] [Foot has several lacerations, sparking a bit]

Mikigami: [Has blocked with one of the chainsaw treads] [Rises]

Tsukitaka: [Horn starts to glow again]

Mikigami: [Leaps forward]

Tsukitaka: [Unleashes a huge Beam Spam of blue-purple lasers]

Mikigami: [Spins while launching chainsaw treads]

[Most of the lasers are slashed through, exploding]

Ryoko: YEE-HAAAWWW!!

Hina: Hmph.

Tsukitaka: [Brings forearms up]

[Suddenly, the chainsaw treads impact, slashing up Tsukitaka's arms]

Mikigami: [Launches thrusters in feet, closing in...]

~ Zev Raregroove 15:51, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Primus: ''So be it, Brother. If you shall not rest on your own, then I shall assist you...''


 * He reaches behind him, pulling two large spikes from his back, wielding them as weapons*

Primus: No Second chances this time, today, you fall forever


 * quick slides over to unicron, impaling the Orange Planet with the spikes*

MY: It matters not, if he forgets, the memories will still be there, simply lost. They would return eventually...


 * Props Architect up on his shoulders*

MY: What matters now is damage control. With Architect out of commission and Blackout running a muck, we must take up the helm in his absence. And, if I am correct, without my guidance, my disciple is probably in the fight of his life right now...


 * Ynot somersaults over another attack from SMY*

Ynot: You are just as savage as Xonyt, and you see where that got him

SMY: Ah, but I am not as foolish as he. I know to keep an eye on...


 * Punches HY over his soulder as he tried to stab him from behind*

SMY:..that psychotic leech

Ynot: Ah, but you let down your guard in doing so...


 * Stabs him dead center with KOS' Light form, the Staff*

SMY: Our history is the same up until a point, you know this righ

t?

Ynot: Yes, of course...

SMY: Before that point, I learned, as you did, that storing my Antedermis in my chest is a VERY bad idea...and if we are so similar, I probably know where yo hid YOURS!


 * He grabs the staff, pulling it from Ynot's hands*

OOS: Zev, Can u PM me, I have some Q's to ask you...

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 19:35, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

[By now, both the Mikigami and the Tsukitaka are severely damaged]

Hina: ...Activating subspace retreat.

Ryoko: Hey, you - !!

[However, the Tsukitaka is already sinking into a black portal]

Ryoko: Grrrrr...!! Hmph. [Leaves the Mikigami]

Tsunami-fune: [Launches a tractor beam, sucking up the mech]

Ryoko: [Hovers over the ocean] Ryo-Ohki...

[Deep, deep down, in an ocean chasm, a shape moves]

Ryoko: Ryo-Ohkiii!

[In some kind of circular room, several large, rhombus-shaped violet crystals lay on the floor]

[These crystals float up into the air, hovering around three dark purple spheres about the size of basketballs]

Ryoko: ''Here girl! Wake uuup!''

[A huge, crystalline shape starts to rise up, quickly ascending through the water]

Ryoko: That's it, up heeere!

???: ''Mya! Myaaa!''

[The surface of the ocean starts to bubble]

[Finally, a huge shape bursts from the sea]

[The spikey, crystalline ship rises up]

Ryo-Ohki: Myaaa!

Ryoko: There you are~! [Teleports inside]

[The ship starts to ascend further]

Washu: I wondered where Ryo-Ohki ended up...

Ryo-Ohki: [Hovers alongside Tsunami-fune]

~ Zev Raregroove 19:52, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

[Despite his armor being halfway incinerated, and the electricity coursing through his veins, Klak limps back up]

Me: Then explain your plan, because otherwise I am pretty sure you are making this up as you go. [summons Keyblade]

---

[The machine stops deleting Sasuken's memory, and he is teleported to the BZPB universe]

MK: All is done, MakutaYnot. I think you're right. What must we do first? We surely cannot wipe Blackout from existance...only make his enemies....stronger...[goes to the table, which is a holographic model of the BZPower Battles game]

Klak-a-Klak 03:03, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

MY: Of course, quick thinking MakutaKlak. So, who can we juice up to fight Blackout? Ynot and his clones are fighting eachother, and Sasuken just got done fighting him..The others probably wouldn't stand a chance in actual plot, and we need this to stay as close to canon as possible...Oh Bullox. I can't believe I'm going to say this...

MK: What?

MY: We need Zev....

OOS: Waiting on Blackout for Primus VS Unicron and GregF to reply to a PM for Ynot X4 --MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 17:32, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

[Suddenly, the two hear some kind of whine approaching]

[It sounds like...A motor...]

[The sound gets closer, until - ]

MY: GAAAH!! [Has been run over]

[The culprit is a woman with hotpink hair, an orange jacket, black pants, white boots, yellow leather gloves, and a lemon chiffon scarf, riding a Sunglow yellow Vespa scooter; perched on the back is...]

Zev: Yo.

[With a leap, the woman gets off of her scooter, running to Ynot]

???: NO!! You're not dying on meee!! There's only one thing to do...Mouth-to-mouth!!

MK: I'm pretty sure he's still breathing.

???: [Abruptly presses her lips against MY's mouth]

MY: [Scrabbles away]

Zev: Haruko, you may think it's funny to use CPR as an excuse to tongue strangers, but people around these parts don't take well to nymphomaniacs.

MY: Nympho...?

Zev: [Off the scooter] [Whispers in MY's ear]

MY: [Eyes bug out]

Haruko: Hello!! I am Haruko Haruhara, of the Interstellar Patrol Fraternity!! I was tracking the one known as Atomsk, so I don't have long before he makes his next move.

Zev: Atomsk...Nasty business. You see, my good fellows, I have abilities of detection - And one of them is to specifically tell when I am needed. Haruko is far stronger than me, and though it scares me to admit that she's a fair bit stronger than Ryoko is, at the present time...But Haruko's a bit...Hard to control.

Haruko: [Smirks, lifting her guitar] You know we have fun. Zev and I go way back...I helped him save a planet from having its surface levelled.

Zev: [Sighs] So. Ynot, Klak. Blackout running wild again? Because I've been training to go against him...I just need the word.

OOS: FLCL...I do believe it's my favorite anime of all time. Even at only six episodes. /swoon~ Here's Haruko's page.

~ Zev Raregroove 22:37, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: FLCL FTW!

MK: Assuming that you're the character Zev and not the user, or some French clone, yes. Most of our characters have their hands tied, and some of them wouldn't stand a chance. Plus, Unicron is nearby, but I'm pretty sure he's getting taken care of. Oh, and one more thing, the original Klak is actually challenging Blackout. We all know that is not going to end well.

MY: Continuity obsessions....

MK: It pays to be thorough. Oh, by the way, since Haruko is here, you might wanna put these on. [gives MakutaYnot a fake pair of eyebrows]

---

[D-Klak blasts Caiaphus away with a fireball, and is set free of the shadow hand]

[He turns and straps a Ithlorian mine on Rahn, but the latter destroys it with the power of shadows]

Rahn: "Just give it up. I'm one of the most elite of the apprentices, and your just a glorified assassin."

DK: "That could be true....But...[swings blade towards Rahn's face, slicing into his balaclava] You also really suck at thinking."

[Caiaphus kills a Malchiorian troop, and opens a portal, escaping once more]

[A wraith apprentice looking much like thissees him escape]

???: "Yet again, our leader has abandoned us. How dare we pay so much loyalty to him! Once I am finished here, I will abandon this pitiful world..."

[A more robotic apprentice looking like this turns to him after killing a Malchiorian troop, and bellows]

???: "Oh shut up Raziel, and keep fighting!"

OOS: I'm much more of a Megaman fan, but I think the LoK series is quite...interesting.

Klak-a-Klak 14:08, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

MY: Good to have you here, though, how you got here, only your User knows...


 * Looks at the hole Blackout and Sasuken left in the ground*

MY: Architect Help us.... Anyway, yes, we need you to take Blackout out. Dead would be preferable, but incapacitated is acceptable. Do this anyway you see fit, is that means taking an armada and shoving up his rectal cavity, then so be it.


 * An old BZPBattler pops his head out of the hole that nobody recognizes*

BZPBattler: You could use one of our characters

MK: But that would make sense, which this game doesn't, which is why Zev is one of the best players...


 * Primus lifts Unicron and punts him into the depths of space, fully expecting him to return*

Primus: I will not relent this time, brother


 * Unicron charges Primus*


 * Primus pulls out another of his infinite spikes, using it like a Baseball bat, slamming Unicron*

OOS: Which one is FLCL? Haven't heard of it, but might watch it

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 21:58, August 20, 2010 (UTC)


 * Unicron disappears into a subspace vortex*


 * meanwhile, on Darkmount*


 * Klak suddenly feels the Keyblade slip out of his hand and into Blackout's*

Blackout: Telekinesis is fun, isn't it? *throws the Keyblade into a nearby garbage incinerator* Now, I take it you're hoping that I'll fall into the classic trap, aren't you? WELL I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!! *unleashes several very powerful lightning bolts*

---Blackout- 19:31, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

[Klak summons the Keyblade, and barely holds the lightning attacks]

Me: I.....never even planned a trap....I just want to....ugh...know why?!!!

[isn't able to hold the attack much longer, and an explosion knocks me back]

Me: Thing about this keyblade is....[coughs] it's no ordinary weapon. It chooses its wielders....and is almost indestructible. It will take much more than an incinerator to stop me.

[gets up, and charges at Blackout]

---

[MakutaKlak is still staring at the model of BZPB]

MK I think we should get going, we aren't exactly controllers of time.

---Klak-a-Klak 23:10, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: It seems that lightning is not enough. *fires a huge blast of plasma, then tops it off with fragmentation and disintegration blasts, which causes a huge explosion*

---


 * on the BZP planet, a figure appears in front of MK*

???: No.

---Blackout- 08:09, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Primus: ''Trying to get away brother? No, that isn't your forte...most likely sneeking up on me from behind.''


 * Spins around and sees nothing*

Primus: ''Come out and I wont remove your spark, Brother. I don't WANT to kill you, I am supposed to be the ultimate good. All I want is to ensure the peace of the galaxy...''


 * SMY Wheels back keeping KOS away from Ynot*

SMY: Now how will you fight me, Boyscout?

Ynot: Me? I don't have to.

SMY: Wait...why aren't you...

Ynot: What? You thought I kept my antedermis in Ka-Oni-Santsu? Ha, what a riot! No, my Antedermis mixes with KOS' energies when we become a Arrancar, but that is the only time they touch.


 * KOS' hilt wraps around SMY's arm, snaring it*

SMY: Well it seems that your weapon has taken a liking to me...

Ynot: Ah, but look again...


 * KOS is wresting itself free of SMY's grasp, striking at him like a viper*

MY: Hello stranger, and whom might you be?


 * The model of BZPB shakes, two beings flying of New Z'Traa*

MY: Stupendous, Ynot is in good health..

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 10:44, August 22, 2010 (UTC)


 * a huge spatial distortion appears inside Primus*

---

???: I am here to make sure that no one upsets the balance until the time is right. That is all you need to know, and it is all you will know.

---Blackout- 15:47, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Hey! Guess what Wikia's doing!

If you said "they're rolling out a new skin", then you're correct.

The preview can be seen here.

---Blackout- 16:23, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

MY: Ensuring we don't upset the balance, Which one? We are doing so man balancing acts right now it's not funny! But in all seriousness, I'm sure you mean no harm, let us know your intentions and we will see if we can aid each other


 * The Model shakes again as The Two beings that left New Z'Traa hit the another planet, which happens to be Primus*

MY: This is what happens when we get distracted! My personal avatar is going to irritate Primus, and no one wants that, especially right now...What would the Architect do...

Primus: Who dares assault Primus!?

Ynot: Not assault, bump into...

SMY: Don't listen to him, it was a deliberate attack! Kill him, kill him, oh mighty Primus!


 * Picks up the two bringing them face level*

Primus: You do know that I am the bringer of peace, do you not?

Ynot: Of course, sir. You are Primus, creator of the original 13 Transformers. Including The Fallen, whom I have both Fought against and Battled beside. I learned of you and your brother while studying in the Knowledge Dimension. I am Ynot, A Makuta of Iron, leader of the Makuta Anima, Universal Champion, for of Blackout, yatta, yatta, yatta...

SMY: And Egotistical gas bag...

Primus: And who are you, you look similar to the other one, but darker...

SMY: Me? um..Well, I'm Him...but not him...

Ynot: It's a trans-dimensional thing. He's me from the Shattered Mirror Dimension.

SMY: I CAN SPEAK FOR MYSELF, BOYSCOUT!

Ynot: Apparently not in front of Good Incarnate...

SMY: Yeah, well, if Unicron where here...

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 18:18, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

???: All in good time, MakutaYnot, all in good time. And I should know about that, seeing as Primus appointed me the guardian of time.

OOS: Guess who it is.http://bzpowerbattles.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum_talk:BZPower_Battles&action=edit&section=15

---Blackout- 18:33, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

Vectors and Rays
OOS: Well, that could only be one of the Original 13, Vector Prime! You do know of course, that the Org 13 must fight Organization 13 at some point right?

Just guessing here, but line up would probably be: Prima VS Xemnas, Fallen VS Axel, Vector VS Luxord, Alpha VS Saix, and Last AutoBot VS Roxas. Not sure how we would do the others...


 * A Black oval portal opens up in front of the two Ynots, two Shadow Bolts following knocking the two out*

???: Sorry, But the uprising begins NOW!

MK: Who is that?

MY: *Sigh* An irregularity in the system, someone who shouldn't exist in the first place, a true nobody...My greatest mistake.


 * Xonyt steps out of the portal, two Black Key Blades, both more sinister looking than the old one*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 19:26, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: You missed Nexus Prime, the Liege Maximo, and the unnamed female warrior.

Vector Prime: *draws sword* No. I am Vector Prime of the thirteen original Transformers. I am the guardian of time and space, and I am here to protect the balance. *lifts sword into the air, then sheathes it*


 * suddenly, Prima, Alpha Trion, the Last Autobot, Nexus Prime, the Liege Maximo and the female warrior appear in the room*

Prima: You have summoned us, brother.

Vector Prime: Yes. The Omega Point has almost arrived.

---Blackout- 19:57, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: MakutaYnot was referring to Xonyt, not Vector And I wasn't sure about Nexus, to use him as one, or five. And the others aren't 100% confirmed, nor could I easily match them with an Org member.

MY: The Primes? Will The Fallen be joining you? Or is he still the lone wolf?


 * He looks to the model again and begins tinkering*

MY: Without Architect, balance is precarious at the moment. Me and MakutaKlak are trying to keep things in order, but with Blackout Running a muck and our usual fall guy busy, we have our hands full. We have dispatched Raregroove to handle Blackout, godspeed to him.


 * More tinkering*

MY: And to make matters worse, I can't Locate Unicron for anything! None the less, you Primes are welcome visitors. After all, Primus has wakened to deal with Unicron, so that isn't a giant worry, unless Unicron evades him...

MK: MakutaYnot, CHILL OUT!

MY: Your right, I have to calm down...So, Primes, What brings you out of hiding?

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 20:11, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

MK: Pardon my compatriot here, problems in the universe that escalate out of proportion tend to....alarm him. I'm MakutaKlak, if you haven't noticed. I think it's amazing to be able to meet most of the Primes....that Witwicky kid has nothing on me!

MY: And you critisize me.

MK: [stares awkwardly at Ynot] Anyways, you are all welcome to stay, just as long Liege Maximo doesn't attempt to do anything evil.

---

[Klak is smashed against one of the ships walls by the plasma blast, barely obtaining consciousness]

Baterra: "[shapeshifts into Starscream] I don't mean to call you a coward, Klak, but sometimes....cowards do survive."

Me: I'm no coward. I don't mind dying. Besides, my destiny is to end this, no matter what casulty happens! [pushes a Random Ensign with the Crast, and uses gravity to slam one of the ships chairs into Blackout's face]

Baterra: "You're just going to make him angrier!"

Me: Exactly. I want Overlord Blackout to come out and play...

Klak-a-Klak 02:55, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: *grabs the chair, then blows it up* Is that the best you can do? *begins to crush Klak's armour with gravity*

Nexus Prime: The Omega Point has almost arrived. We are here to prepare for it.

---Blackout- 09:14, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Welp, since no one is posting.

[Just as he is being crushed, Klak reaches out with gravity, making the hull of the cockpit begin to collapse]

Me: Another bad move....on your part! The moment I am crushed, I will release as much power as I can, and the roof will surely crumple like a can, and you will all die!

Baterra: "I think I'd better get out of here." [teleports away]

---

MK: What's the Omega...? [notices something on the model]

MY: What is it?

MK: Klak....he's doing something.....I have never even thought of. Witness, Primes, a testament of true power!

---

[Nadle appears next to The Fallen's body, and sees it floating]

N: "Waste of scrap metal."

[opens a portal, and leaves]

[he arrives on a mysterious, foggy world]

N: "I can see you there, Caiaphus. Don't believe you can hide."

C: "I never hide. I only become one with my surroundings. It makes my prey so much easier to catch." [steps out of the fog, facing Nadle]

[Caiaphus's new body no longer looks like 553, but instead has been deformed so much that it looks like a aqua blue version of the titanic robot, only at six feet tall.]

N: "I remember 553. And now, you have deformed his user's body beyond recognition. I remember when you obtained that ability."

C: "So much that your kind was missing. They poured it out into their subsequent creations: us. We became their replacements. And in time, another generation of Makuta grew. Until you and I became a simple memory in stories told across the universe."

N: "Until we revealed ourselves. Stronger. Older. Wiser. But few Makuta know who I was, once. Not even Klak."

C: "Your history is nothing, old man. However, when they realize mine....they will hate you for what you caused. The monster you built, the chaos and blood, all spilled at your hands."

Nadle: "Now you know why I must end it. Why I joined the Apprentices, centuries ago. Because, even if the darkness in my heart wanted to join you, whatever good that was left made me realize that in order to right my wrong, I must kill you."

C: "The honor truly will not be yours. Many have tried, and failed. Fate decides who I am bested by."

N: "Perhaps.....but I would rather die knowing that you are dead, than pass away ashamed by the fact that you still breathe. I may be condemned to the blade, but at least I know you'll recieve the same punishment"

C: "Such horrible words from a father."

[they charge at each other, blades clashing in epic epicness only as epic as these words]

OOS: I really shouldn't focus such strong storyline energies here :P

-Klak-a-Klak 05:41, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: Interesting.....but doomed to failure. *stops crushing Klak* You will NOT release as much power as you can when you die. *begins draining Klak's energy* You won't even have that much power.

---Blackout- 11:24, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

MY: And Blackout stops him...This is why I said the Architect needed more protection. He's out cold, and his creation is going to kill all of the BZPB Universe. Primes, you said the 'Omega Point' is approaching. By chance is hat when Blackout takes over?

Primus: And who are you, shadowed creature?

Xonyt: '''Me? I'm the being here to open the door way for the uprising of the Nobody's. but you can call me Xonyt.'''


 * Two hulking beings in Black cloaks walk out of Xonyt's Portal, One has a Massive Tomahawk, the other an array of lances*

Xonyt: The Guardians have crossed, and now the way is open!

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 17:50, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Alpha Trion: No. The Omega Point is something far worse. And.....I sense that it has begun.

MY: How can you be sure?

Liege Maximo: The Nobodies have arrived. This can only mean that the Omega Point has arrived.


 * the Primes teleport away to face Xonyt and the Guardians*

---Blackout- 20:02, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Xonyt: Hello Primes...You react quickly, don't you?

Primus: ''Vector Prime, Alpha Trion, The Original 13 are gathered...except for Megatronus, of course. I take it your mission is at...''


 * One of the Gaurdians Lances impales Primus in his vocal processor*

Xaldin: We did not come to talk, or waste time.

Lexaeus: Now, Primes, prepare yourselves, for Annihilation!


 * A couple more Nobodies emerge: Roxas, Xigbar, Luxord, Xemnas and Larxene*

Xonyt: Time for fun!

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 22:15, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Vector Prime: I don't think so. CHRONO BLADE! *swings sword, creating a temporal distortion wave which speeds towards the Nobodies*

---Blackout- 07:47, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Epic Battle is Epic

 * Xigbar pulls out his twin Arrowgun blasters, shooting the distortion, warping it away*

Xigbar: Aye, we be of the same ability, it seems.

Luxord: Close, you Sea bearing Twit! He is a Master of Space AND Time. Where I control Time, You distort Space. Separately, we wouldn't stand a chance, but together, you and I shall Waltz with this Americanized Corruption of Physics.

Roxas, So, you two have him, who do I fight?

OOS: Klak, excellent time for Saix to intervene, seeing as you control him, if you want some of the others that I posted, go ahead and use them, The Pirate, Brit, Scottish Rock, and Jamaican breeze are mine though.(if you didn't get that, Xigbar, Luxord, Lex, and Xal)

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 17:57, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

[Xemnas and Saix appear next to Luxord]

Xemnas: "The hearts of the Primes will finally be ours. And Kingdom Hearts will once again be brought to life....Hearts are the source of all power!!!"

[summons two blades of nothingness, while Saix smiles and his claymore appears next to him]

Saix: "Now who shall face the Luna Diviner and his Superior?"

[Marluxia steps from a portal]

M: "Primes. We finally have the chance to meet."

[Larxene and Axel follow Marluxia]

Axel: "Name's Axel. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized?"

---

MK: The Omega Point was when the Nobodies would appear? Hmm. Do you think we should interfere, or focus on Blackout?

OOS: Do you want to control Roxas?

Klak-a-Klak 19:30, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

MY: I have a feeling That situation will clear itself up. So Blackout needs to be our target. And I do believe I know how to do it...


 * Goes to the model and starts typing furiously*

MY: if Blackout is trying to destroy the universe, I do believe that the inhabitants aren't going to be too happy about that...Ynot once fought a character of Zevs, tricky little Bugger. I'm going to see if I can find him and redirect him to Blackout...


 * Fist pumps into the air*

MY: Found him! Now, just have to..


 * A ring of light appears around a large individual lurking around the ruins of Impel Down*

???: Huh?


 * The person is Teleported away*

OOS: Zev, if your out there, I'll let you control him, seeing as he's your character, and I know you want him back in One Piece. You went berserk when Ynot tried to kill him. I don't know how I got off the Hook, Ynot's close to him in strength, but no Cigar.Shoot, if I did kill him, I'm sure you would have left a nasty scar.

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 22:37, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I can see the secret code, you know. I know who you're talking about.


 * Prima swings his sword, surrounding the Nobodies in a sphere of energy*

---Blackout- 07:53, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: If you do, good to know the supervillian isn't a baga. If not, then then My code worked fine. But I doubt you'd remember such an obscure character. He only showed up once.


 * Xigbar shoots the sphere of energy, warping it away*

Xaldin: Now, we fight!


 * He retrieves his staff from the throat of Primus*


 * Roxas Summons his two Keyblades, Oblivion and Oathkeeper and attacks Prima*

Roxas: RAGNORAK!!


 * Shoots out a beam of pure light energy at him*

Lexaeus: Hmph!


 * Tosses his massive Tomahawk, the Skysplitter, at Nexus Prime, splitting him up, pinning Heatwave under it*


 * Xaldin chases down Skyfall, his lances, the Lindworm, jabbing at him*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 18:01, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Am I right in assuming that the character is Crocodile?

Prima: *blocks beam* Fool. *sends Roxas flying with a huge wave of energy*


 * The Fallen suddenly appears*

The Fallen: Hello idiots. *surrounds Xaldin in a force field in which the laws of physics do not function, much like the original BZPB universe post-Pandorica except on a much, much smaller scale*

---Blackout- 19:56, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

[Axel appears behind The Fallen, and throws his flaming chakrams at his face]

Axel: "Look who's fired up!!"

[Bursts of flame engulf The Fallen, making him even more on fire]

[Xemnas attacks Vector Prime after blocking Prima's energy]

Xemnas: "We shall go together!!"

OOS: Great. I originally made Nadle as "one of the thirteen original Makuta" (assuming we were still doing the whole Transformers=Bionicle thing like you did with Blackout) and now this battle is happening without him. Meh. Plot holes suck.

---

[Nadle's army of insects crawls all over Caiaphus]

[Caiaphus smiles, and then releases a power scream, immediately killing all of the insects]

[he charges at Nadle, and smashes him into the ground]

N: "Very good. But do you remember this?" [suddenly, Nadle uses gravity to force Caiaphus to the ground, pinning him]

C: "All too well....[uses gravity to crush Nadle's leg]"

---

[Klak begins to run towards Blackout, but is getting slowed down because of the energy drain]

Me: Son of a Belgian rug....

-Klak-a-Klak 20:36, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: Mwahahahahahahahaha. *begins to drain Klak's energy even faster, then starts firing bolts of fear energy at him*

---

The Fallen: *grabs the charkams, which quickly fall apart in his hands* Nice try.


 * Unicron starts menacingly looming behind the battle*

Vector Prime: *blasts Xemnas into Unicron's maw*

---Blackout- 14:50, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I'll let Zev answer when he shows up...


 * Roxas Blasts Vector in the back with his light blast*


 * Lux and Xig Stop time and freeze space around Vector, imprisoning him*

Xal: Good work, now, let the Keys do their job!


 * Xonyt and Roxas line up with Vectorin a 90 degree angle, one in front, one to his left*

Roxas: Key of Light!

Xonyt: Key of Darkness!

Together: UNLOCK!


 * They blast Vector in his prison*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 18:11, September 2, 2010 (UTC)


 * The Fallen quickly redirects the blasts so that they miss Vector and hit each other, then blasts Roxas and Xonyt away and destroys the prison*


 * meanwhile, Xemnas is swallowed by Unicron*

---Blackout- 19:45, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: How might I ask did Fallen destroy a Prison that traps it's capture in TIME AND SPACE!?!?!?

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 20:26, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: By being someone that can unmake creation with his focused will?

---Blackout- 06:17, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

[Just as he plummets through Unicron's stomach, Xemnas opens a portal and escapes]

[he appears near the Fallen]

Xemnas: "Your heart is consumed with rage..."

[slices into his arm]

[Saix attacks Prima with an enormous gust of wind from his claymore]

[Axel quickly takes his chakrams from the Fallen, and reunites with Roxas and Xonyt]

Axel: "Any plans?"

---

[The Baterra then shapeshifts into Movie-verse Optimus Prime, and swings his blade towards Blackout's face]

Baterra: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!!!"

---

[D-Klak, limping from the damage, jumps behind Rahn, and swings his hook blades, each one touching a different side of Rahn's face]

DK: "It's about damn time I....[slices into his face, and swings outward] Give you the makeover you always wanted."

[Rahn screams in pain, and falls to the floor, dead]

[Raziel and Beastman are able to kill enough Malchiorian troops, and Abneris charges at them]

OOS: Movie homages ftw.

-Klak-a-Klak 06:48, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

The Fallen: *blasts Xemnas away*


 * Saix does not attack Prima with wind because the battle is taking place in space*


 * Axel does not take his chakrams from the Fallen because they have been destroyed*

---

Blackout: *simply teleports across the room* How foolish. *begins to blast both Klak and the Baterra with huge bolts of lightning* DIE! ALL OF YOU! DIE! I SAID DIE!


 * Blackout begins to glow purple as the lightning grows in intensity*

Blackout: YOU IDIOTS! YOU FACE THAT WHICH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND! YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND.....


 * there is a huge explosion which completely destroys much of the room and causes both Klak and the Baterra to be blasted into space*


 * as the smoke clears, Blackout is the only one still inside the room, though he is now in his Eclipse form*

Eclipse Blackout: Now, to finish this..... *flies towards Klak and the Baterra*

---Blackout- 08:08, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Xonyt: Take Their hearts, of course, but I think we should do this indirectly....Roxas, gather the Samurai, Axel, he Assassins, I shall gather Djin...We attack when the swarms of Nobodies overtake them..


 * Off in the distance, a pair of yellow eyes glow, watching the combatants*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 10:28, September 5, 2010 (UTC)


 * the Primes begin to combine their powers, and the portal slowly begins to shrink*

---Blackout- 14:22, September 5, 2010 (UTC)


 * The other Nobodys on the other side notice this and begin surging through*


 * Out comes Vexen, Demyx, and Zexion, masters of Ice, Water, and Illusions respectively*

Xonyt: Vexen, freeze the Primes, ensure no escape!


 * Vexen does so*

Xonyt: Now, Lexaeus, Xaldin, break them!

Xaldin: Done...

Lex: HMPH!


 * They go to work on the Frozen Primes*

Xonyt: Saix, What ar....


 * A large sword impales Xonyt, a voice cackles behind him*

???: Now now, naughty little Nobody...Just because you knocked out the Boyscout and that clone of him, doesn't mean our fight was OVER!


 * Hollow Ynot pulls his blade from Xonyt and somersaults backwards*

HY: Now, you have to take this fight on TWO FRONTS! Primes, Nobodies, and HOLLOWS! Shika, NOW!


 * Giant Portal opens up, and Several of the most powerful Hollows come out, followed by the Virus, Shika*

Shika: They had me for a little bit, but a Virus does not stay contained for long...

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 16:02, September 5, 2010 (UTC)


 * Lexaeus and Xaldin are suddenly teleported away*


 * the same begins happening to the other Nobodies*

???: BACK OFF. THE PRIMES ARE OURS TO KILL.


 * four beings appear out of nowhere*

---Blackout- 16:20, September 5, 2010 (UTC)


 * The Organization Reappears in front of them*

Luxord: Time Travel, oh so useful!


 * Luxord and Xigbar traps the four in time and Space*

Roxas: Now, instead of wasting time debating who kills the Primes, How about we just kill them, eh?

Xonyt: Kinda dark for you, Master of Light...

Roxas: Tired of the Bull, and I Might remind you that the absence of light, is darkness

Xonyt: Point taken...


 * A bone spear stabs Demyx in the arm*

Demyx: Ahhh, man, now I can't play my Sitar!

HY: AND WE DON'T LIKE BEING IGNORED!

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 16:59, September 5, 2010 (UTC)


 * Everyone suddenly realizes that the Primes have escaped from the ice prison*

The Fallen: Never trap someone who you know is on fire in an ice prison.

The Last Autobot: Now, let's finish this!


 * The Fallen then teleports all the Nobodies and Organization members except Xonyt to another dimension, and Vector Prime quickly follows, seals them in his own space-time prison and returns to normal space*

---Blackout- 17:28, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: By 'Return to normal Space' do you mean in front of Xonyt, or outside the prison he made?

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 18:10, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: In front of Xonyt.


 * the Primes begin to menacingly glare at Xonyt*

Prima: And, as for you.....

OOS: The Primes are not happy.

---Blackout- 18:57, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

[Luckily, the world they are teleported to is The World that Never Was]

Saix: “We must return to the battle!”

Xemnas: “No. Our mission is to collect hearts. The Primes and their god-modding :P are no longer important to me.”

---

[Klak’s eyes begin to glow red as he flies towards Eclipse Blackout]

Me: BRING IT ON! I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU END!

---

MK: What now? The Nobodies have left. The Primes now face the Hollows, Xonyt, and those other four. This might turn into an unmitigated disaster. If need be, I’ll get my plot device….er…..failsafe.

---

[Nadle gets up; attempting to heal his leg, but Caiaphus uses gravity to crush the other leg and one of the arms]

Nadle: “Your way of ending my life?”

Caiaphus: “Nonsense. You deserve the slow death you missed on Malchior. However, I knew you were too intelligent to allow things to end so quickly. I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since.”

[Hailstorms of shadow kunai on fire surround Nadle, and begin to rain upon him]

[Caiaphus begins to laugh, and flies away from the planet]

-Klak-a-Klak 02:47, September 6, 2010 (UTC)


 * EB traps Klak in an eclipse cage*

EB: All too easy. *the cage begins to shrink*

---Blackout- 15:16, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

BZPower Battles: Screwing with reality, AGAIN

 * Xonyt takes a step back*

Xonyt: What, you think I'm afraid of you? Even without my comrades, I still have...


 * The Black portal, the corridor of Darkness, opens up behind him as he steps through*

Xonyt: ...A way out...

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 18:51, September 6, 2010 (UTC)


 * Prima creates a hand made of energy, and then sends it after Xonyt*

---Blackout- 18:00, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

[Klak begins to glow, and the cage explodes]

[suddenly, Klak transforms into a green, Ehlek-like version of him, instead of his usual Krika-look]

Me: Eclipse Blackout, say hello to Nova Klak.

[Nova Klak shoots a powerful ray of electricity towards Eclipse Blackout, shocking him]

---

[Xemnas frees himself from the tentacles by drowning it in nothingness]

[Saix goes berserk, and breaks free]

Saix: "Kingdom Hearts. Will you truly shine your light?"

---

[D-Klak is knocked unconscious by Raziel, who then proceeds to fight more Malchiorians]

[Abneris smacks his staff into Beastman's head, and summons a lightsaber]

[he slices into Beastman's side, and the latter screams in pain]

[everything goes black, slashes are heard, and more screams]

[Light returns, and Beastman is flashing in white]

Beastman: "NOOOO!!!" [explodes]

---

[Roxas uses the keyblade to destroy the barrier]

-Klak-a-Klak 19:41, September 9, 2010 (UTC)


 * Roxas does not use the keyblade to destroy the barrier because he and everyone else inside it are frozen in time and space*

---

EB: *deflects the lightning towards a random asteroid* Fool. *begins to drain massive amounts of energy from Nova Klak while blasting him with plasma bolts*

---Blackout- 06:09, September 10, 2010 (UTC)


 * The portal closes on the hand, a sickening howl is heard and a sinister shadow races across the hand, back to it's owner, infecting them*


 * Xonyt wipes his brow as the Hand falls short*

Xonyt: Will they never learn? Only Organization Members can cross through the Corridor of Darkness safely!


 * Continues to the Time-Space prison around the rest of the Org*

Xonyt: Interesting...


 * Uses the Keyblade to free them from their entrapment*

OOS: I think this is the first time we are REALLY using the Multiverse...

Also, Blackout, Keyblade has the ability to unlock ANYTHING, period.


 * Prima begins to convulse in pain, and is then frozen by the Last Autobot*


 * Nexus Prime begins to heal him*

---


 * the Keyblade is suddenly snatched out of Xonyt's hand by a tentacle, which disappears into the ground*


 * he is then restrained by more tentacles, and the same happens to the other Org members*

OOS: Yeah. BZPB has a lot of wasted potential, not just when it comes to the Multiverse stuff. Everyone being turned into hyperdimensional beings, for instance, is being pretty much ignored.

---Blackout- 18:52, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

[Nova Klak sucks the energy back, and blocks the plasma blasts]

Me: Don't think that sucking my energy will destroy me. Just because I'm a Makuta of light does not mean I am not afraid to go.... [suddenly, forty glowing blades surround Eclipse Blackout] deeper...[they all rocket towards EB, and stab into him]

---

[Raziel, the Rahi apprentice, Abneris, and the Malchiorians continue fighting]

---

[Xemnas is surprised]

Xemnas: "What could this be?!!"

OOS: Meh. I guess we did forget. But who knows? More could be revealed.

--Klak-a-Klak 20:12, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

Xonyt: I'm not that easy to capture....


 * Shadow engulfs him, leaving the Tentacles empty and the Barrier removed*

Back at Primus


 * Ynot Stirs, waking up to HY and the Hollows*

Ynot: What did I miss?

HY: The biggest fight you'd ever see, you're losing it old man...

Ynot: I'm not THAT old, am I?

Primus: ERG, Gaaaagon

Ynot: We should probably fix his wound...

HY: Why?

Ynot: He's the creator of the Primes, the 13 original Transformers, you probably...


 * Turns around to see them*

Ynot: Oh, them....

HY: Yeah, never said it was over....

OOS: We should do more with the Multiverse thing...

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 21:31, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Agreed. Perhaps we should have a Crisis on Infinite Earths-type saga?


 * EB teleports away from the blades*

EB: Interesting. *snaps fingers, eliminating NK's Z-axis and flattening him*

---


 * Xonyt is suddenly trapped in a cage made of light energy*

---Blackout- 09:38, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Yes, we should, but we need an enemy that makes it so that even Blackout has to fight, just because... DUDE!!!! Unicron & Primus VS Apocalypse and Galactus! We could do SO MUCH with the multiverse....

Also, Xonyt is in the Corridor of Darkness, no light exists there....

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 17:07, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: NO.

No Galactus in BZPB. Never.

Also, I thought Xonyt was in the dimension where the Organization was imprisoned, and light does exist there.

---Blackout- 17:47, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Then The Tentacles grabbed him and he opened the corridor, going into it

And what you have against Galactus? Or is it Marvel in general?

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 22:16, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: But as I cleared up, the place the Organization were imprisoned in luckily was their own base, the World that Never was. A world of darkness.

And I think the whole hatred of Galactus comes from a love for Unicron. I myself like Galactus, but not as much as Unicron.

[NK screams in pain]

NK: "What purpose do you have for this? I have no organs....it only makes me suffer temporarily."

[Meanwhile, a mysterious being watches from afar]

-Klak-a-Klak 06:08, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Incorrect dude. I hate Galactus because he is absolutely ridiculous.

I don't have anything against Marvel. (Well, other than Time Wars.....)

---Blackout- 08:18, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Ok, so no Galactus...now we need another planet sized villain...I'd hate to pull from the same Universe more than once in the same conflict, so Something not DC...

Anyway back to story at hand...


 * Xonyt Reappears in the Castle that Never Was, Keyblade at the ready, attacking the Tentacles that are holding his Fellow Nobodys Hostage*

Xonyt: Roxas, Twilight Blast, NOW!


 * Fires a massive wave of shadow at the Tentacles*

Ynot: Hello Primes, I see even The Fallen has shown up to this gathering...Must be something pretty important...Mind Filling me in?


 * HY helps Ynot up*

HY: You want me to do something with your evil-Twin?

Ynot: Which one?

HY: Clever...I'll just kick him off into space...


 * Pushes SMY into the void*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 16:41, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I can help.


 * suddenly, a beam of energy appears and hits SMY, who disappears*


 * meanwhile*


 * the tentacles absorb the shadow and grow stronger*

---

EB: True. *pulls the flattened NK towards himself with telekinesis* Now, DIE!!!!!!!!! *teleports him to the vicinity of a nearby black hole*

---Blackout- 19:20, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

[Nova Klak regains his Z-axis, and is able to teleport away from the black hole]

NK: "Ha. It's not that simple." [slashes into Eclipse Blackout's armor, and removes his Z-axis]

---

[Suddenly, Helryx, wearing a regal robe, and Brutaka appear in front of D-Klak]

Helryx: "Isn't this where..?"

Brutaka: "Perhaps. But our job is not to ask questions, but to heal. Destiny must run its course. [drops a green orb next to D-Klak and teleports away]"

[The orb explodes, and D-Klak awakens]

DK: "That was quite a knockout. I hate being one of the few organics here. [gets up and charges at the Rahi]"

[The Rahi dodges his attacks, and starts to summon an army of insects]

[But, as they are still in BZP, the insects are instead spamming Trolls]

Troll 1: "Y tey mad tho?"

Raziel: "This pitiful force might be enough to keep the Malchiorians occupied. Attack!!"

[the Trolls charge at the troops, while Raziel and the Rahi attack Abneris and D-Klak]

OOS: I have to put an end to that battle soon.

-Klak-a-Klak 19:50, September 13, 2010 (UTC)


 * EB regains his Z-axis and heals the wound*

EB: So idiotic. *unleashes a huge wave of disintegration energy which spreads out in all directions*

---Blackout- 06:01, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

[Nova Klak creates a barrier that is destroyed on impact, but is able to block enough of the energy so that few of it hits him]

[Some of my armor disintegrates]

NK: "Some of the most idiotic....have been able to accomplish the greatest of deeds..." [sends a burst of plasma energy at EB, and begins to charge a weapon]

---

[MakutaKlak frowns at the model of BZPB and looks at Ynot]

MK: "While we wait for Zev to arrive, and this fight to finally reach a conclusion, I have an idea that might even the playing field with all of the rebellious characters. Makuta Ynot, do you remember someone named 'Old Snake'? He used to be the leader of an organization many years ago, back on our Earth. Now, he seems to be selling technology to those who desire it. Follow me...."

[walks towards the door]

OOS: Oh yes. I'm going there. I am definitely going there. Wait....can anyone guess where I am going?

--Klak-a-Klak 03:31, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Cobra Commander.

Good lord.

EB: *dodges the plasma blast* DIE! *unleashes waves of shadow, plasma, lightning, disintegration, fragmentation, eclipse and Nox energy in all directions*

---Blackout- 14:46, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

MY: Not off hand, unfortunately, Earth wasn't where my attention has been for sometime...Darn you Aurthur Dent...


 * Follows MK*

Ynot: So, Primes, what did I miss?

Xonyt: Shadow eaters, eh? Roxas, any time with your half of the Twilight blast!


 * Backs up from the Tentacles*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 17:01, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

Nexus Prime: Other than an invasion of Nobodies? Not much.


 * suddenly, one of the tentacles grabs Xonyt, and begins to drain all his shadow*

---Blackout- 18:52, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Since Klak seems to be distracted, I'm assuming control of Roxas...

Roxas: Right, LIGHT REFRACTION!


 * Sends out a massive wave of Light, frying the tentacles, freeing Xonyt*

Xonyt: Took you long enough!

Roxas: I had issues with authority...


 * The forth wall breaks again, and a sad little matoran walks away, deciding it would be safer, and more affordable, to live somewhere else*

Xonyt: As I was saying...

Together: TWILIGHT BLAST!!!!


 * They launch a swirling vortex of Light and shadow, pummeling the Tentacles*

Ynot: Gees, Fall asleep for five minutes and a character just introduced to the plot stages an assault!


 * The Matoran laughs as his house comes crumbling down for the final time*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 20:48, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Sorry Roxas, I had quite a busy day today.

MK: [smiles as he puts on a cloak and its hood] He's quite the character. Messed with everyone from Decepticons, to government troops, terrorists, aliens, you name it. But he is one of the most cunning and intelligent villains we have left. He discovered things that even Blackout hasn't even thought of yet. [walks into a portal that opens]

---

[Nova Klak, obviously threatened, unleashes a torrent of light energy, plasma, electricity, sonics, and gravity upon all directions]

[I block many of the attacks with a shield, but suddenly, Nova Klak is hit by the Nox]

[an explosion knocks Nova Klak miles away from EB]

---

[Saix stands next to Roxas]

S: "Quickly end this. This time we will test your true effectiveness, Roxas."

Roxas: "I won't let the Organization down!"

[Saix then appears next to Axel, and prepares his claymore]

S: "Shall we show them that move we knew, long ago Isa?"

Axel: [grins] "Now this mess I'll really want to clean up."

-Klak-a-Klak 23:59, September 16, 2010 (UTC)


 * the tentacles simply absorb the shadow, but are still harmed by the light*

EB: Excellent.


 * Darkmount fires missiles at NK*

---Blackout- 06:12, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

What do you get when you cross Poison Ivy with a Four Leaf Clover?
HY: Alright, so, what next?

Ynot: Well, From the looks of it, your friends there can return to Hueco Mundo

Hollows: Awwwww....

Ynot: I wish I could get some sort of sign from The Great beings as where we go next...

Loud Voice from above: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY WE AREN'T THE GREAT BEINGS!!!

Ynot: ?_? Where...

LVFA: Just go fight Blackout!

Ynot: OKAY!


 * Goes to find Blackout, HY sealing himself back into Ynot*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 20:48, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

[Nova Klak is hit by the missles, damaging his armor and causing it to crack at his arm area]

NK: "Technopathy....perhaps I could...[mentally hacks into the Darkmounts controls, disabling its missile system]"

OOS: Don't take that as god-modding. His technopathy could not really damage the ship significantly.

[NK then slips into unconsciousness, his body drifting through space]

NK: [telepathetically to Ynot] "I think it would really help if you were here. Plus, when we're done, can you teach me about the Goku Complex?"

---

[Raziel escapes into a portal after the Spammer army is eliminated]

[Many Malchiorians, Spammers, and the other Apprentices lie dead on the battlefield]

D-Klak: "I guess we could call this a victory."

Abneris: "Without a doubt, sir."

Malchiorian #10: "We lost many of our number sir, but for a good cause. If you'll excuse us, we shall return to guard the last of the Nynrah Ghosts at our world."

[the Malchiorians go back to their ships, and their fleet leaves]

DK: "Wierd troops if you ask me."

Abneris: "You always think that of the armies."

DK: "Yea, well, its not my fault sci-fi is filled with insanity and wierd people. Have you even sat through a Doctor Who episode?"

Abneris: "It's quite enjoyable sir."

DK: "Yea, sure. But I just think TARDIS should get a makeover. Blue is offensive to my species."

[they walk towards a mysterious building]

---

MK: Our characters keep thinking that we're Great Beings. Sheesh, you'd think that with all this fourth wall mutilation they'd get a hint.

--Klak-a-Klak 19:54, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: LOL at "telepathetically".


 * the missile system comes back on-line, and fires more missiles*

---Blackout- 08:09, September 19, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Agreed Blackout, that is most amusing....

Ynot: (Back at Klak)(Hey, that rhymes...) ''Sure, a location would help, though. I'm completely lost out here, in space, with nothing around..., except Primus...''

HY:(Inside him) You could always hold the nearest planet ransom until you get the information you need...

Ynot: (Internal) Shut up...

HY: Just saying....

Xonyt: Roxas Keep the Light on them, obviously they thrive off darkness...Saix, Where is this worlds Key Hole? I think it's time this world knew true darkness...

OOS: Riku Time....

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 10:36, September 19, 2010 (UTC)


 * the tentacles suddenly disappear*

???: NO.


 * the ground suddenly begins to break apart*

---Blackout- 14:38, September 19, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Ur A MeAn GraMmEr NAtZi Blackout.


 * P My bad on mispelling that word.

[NK, in a coma, contacts Ynot]

NK: ''Well, wherever you see the Darkmount might just be where I am. Oh, and there's this mysterious green planet about 13 parsecs from here. Starting to get the picture?''

---

[The organization members not controlled by Ynot float above the Caste as it breaks]

Saix: "This seems to be getting out of hand, Xonyt, go to the city, near the tower. There you will find a keyhole."

Xemnas: "[turns to Kingdom Hearts] They will not destroy us. Nothingness...is....ETERNAL!!!"

[a light flashes, and the floor begins to repair itself]

---

[MakutaKlak and MakutaYnot arrive in front of a mysterious building with an enormous Cobra emblem on it]

[A figure wearing a mask, a trenchcoat, a hat, and gauntlets (looking like this ) steps out]

???: "Word has spread that you need my services. What may I offer you, Mr. Klak?"

MK: Old Snake....I remember your organization had experiences with synthoid technology. We were wondering if you could service us with that...but in another universe.

Old Snake: "Perhaps a demonstration would convince you that I am able to do so..." [they enter the building]

-Klak-a-Klak 22:35, September 19, 2010 (UTC)


 * the floor once again begins to break apart*

???: Fools! You cannot defeat me! I am Aikiw, and I reject your universe and plan to substitute it for my own! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

---Blackout- 05:57, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Epic Mythbusters Ref, Blackout

Xonyt: Yes, sir. If all else fails, The Heartless this unleashes will fill Kingdom Hearts to it's brim!


 * Goes to the key hole and unlocks it*

Xonyt: Darkness, the only True Beginning, the Only True End. LET IT TAKE THIS WORLD, AND ALL OTHERS!


 * A Giant arm reaches out of the Hole, Grabbing Xonyt, then the whole body comes out, looking like this, it is followed by two more of them, then one of these, these, and one of these*

Xonyt: (From inside the Darkside) Now Darkness takes us....


 * The Darkside, Guard Armor, Twilight Thorn, and Trinity Armor all assault Aikiw*

OOS: They are all ruffly 30 feet tall, just so you know the scale

Ynot: (To Nova Klak) Okay, little green planet...oh, wait, I can just warp to you...


 * Does so*

Ynot: Hi!


 * Sees Blackout*

Ynot: Here we go again...


 * Unsheathes KOS To the Satyr Bankai*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 18:58, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

EB: Ah, at last you have arrived. *blows him away with a huge plasma-Nox-eclipse-disintegration-fragmentation-lightning-gravity combo blast*


 * the Darkside, Guard Armour, Twilight Thorn and Trinity Armour end up attacking nothing because they don't know where Aikiw IS*

---Blackout- 06:10, September 21, 2010 (UTC)


 * Darkside, Guard armor, Twilight Thorn, and Trinity Armor gather up the Org, and Track him down*


 * Satyr Ynot Parries the Blast, smacking the little green planet*

Ynot: Hyper dimensional Being, remember? A little harder to kill.


 * Blasts Blackout with Chain Lightning, Sonics, Gravity, and Fragmentation*

Ynot: Wait for it....


 * As Blackout is about to Dodge/Parry/take the blast, Ynot Stabs him and takes the Master Sword from him*

Ynot: And now we dance!

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 16:54, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

EB: *heals the damage* Oh please.


 * the Master Sword flies out of Ynot's hand*

---Blackout- 11:51, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

NK: ''Woah wait. I'm a hyperdimensional being, I don't have to be like this...''

MakutaKlak: ''Yea, well, let's keep it dramatic, okay? Plus, who doesn't want to see Ynot take on Blackout for the 5891234890132th time. Unless....''

[Nova Klak awakens from his coma]

NK: Hmm. Fate is a strange game. [turns to EB after nodding at Satyr Ynot] Shall we dance? [takes the Master Sword]

---

[D-Klak suddenly stops on his way to the mysterious building with a Cobra symbol on it]

DK: "My common sense is tingling. If we walk further, I think we'll see something that will affect the plot in the not to distant future. If we stop and go somewhere else, we get to fight again."

Abeneris: "You read the future story too much, sir."

DK: "Meh. Let's just go. What's so threatening about a building with a giant Cobra on it anyways?"

--Klak-a-Klak 21:56, September 22, 2010 (UTC)


 * the Master Sword flies out of NK's hand, stabs him through the head, and returns to Blackout*

---Blackout- 15:06, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: Really should have seen hat coming, oh well, was worth a try...


 * Reverts to Shikai*

Ynot: Well, we both know that we are on even ground now, so, shall we Tango?

Random voice from nowhere: I'd prefer to see a Waltz!

Ynot: 0.o;


 * Straightens up*

Ynot: Alright, now for my new attack: Blade wings style, ARS ARCANUM!

Reporter: We interrupt this Important battle to bring you an important question from some idiot! So, Some Idiot, What's your Question?

Some Idiot: Yes, I was wondering, if Ynot is pretty much ALWAYS fighting Blackout, or someone else, when does he have time to come up with all these new attacks?

Reporter: Very Good Question, now back to the...

Some Idiot: Wait, your not going to answer?

Reporter: No, his is what we in the buis call 'Hanging a Lampshade', meaning bringing up a important flaw in plot, not answering it, and moving right along, as if it was never there.

Some Idiot: So, you have time to explain all that, but not to answer my question?

Reporter: EXACTLY!


 * Six Glowing swords sprout around Ynot, levitating in a circle behind him and one more in his hand, each a different color*


 * Top Left White, Middle left Yellow, Bottom left Green. Top right black, Middle right Blue, Bottom Right Brown. In hand Red*

Ynot: This is it Blackout. 50,000 Years of Training. The Full extent of Ka-Oni-Santsu. This is The Wing Blade Style. Only achievable now that I have control over my Hollow selves portion of the technique. The difference in between forms is immeasurable. This is the Sealed form, and I have already surpassed what one of the Bankai brings me to.


 * Dashes at Blackout, the red sword forward, the other six allowing him to glide at close to light speed*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 18:44, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Battera: "Well. I'm still confused. That darn reporter."

NK: [heals himself] Where have you been? You could of helped me!

Baterra: "It's not my fault you're prone to failure."

NK: Not prone to failure. I just don't know how to use my powers.

Baterra: [looks in the direction of the BZP planet] "You just couldn't be more cliche, could you?"

NK: Now, if you're done talking and being a useless person, I need to go fight Blackout. Ynot looks like he's handling it, but who knows? Overkill is the id-

[suddenly, NK, vanishes and appears in a mysterious place]

NK: What now?

[a dark laughter is heard]

NK: No! You're dead!

Caiaphus: "On the contrary, I live."

NK: How much more are we going to do this? You came at an extremely bad time, scourge. Oh well, time to finally put you to death.

C: "I await with honor..." [appears from the shadows]

NK: I am much more powerful since we last faced each other. This won't be so easy for you! [charges at him, twenty blades of light following me]

[Caiaphus then summons twenty shadow blades, and charges at NK]

-Klak-a-Klak 01:52, September 24, 2010 (UTC)


 * EB suddenly disappears in a flash of blue light, and Ynot and his swords are caught in the gravity well of a black hole*

---Blackout- 06:16, September 24, 2010 (UTC)


 * Ynot Punches through the Blackhole, making it a wormhole, ending outside of an Alternate earth*

Ynot: How many times does this planet occur through out the Probability line?


 * Goes back through the wormhole, ending up exactly where he was before he went in*

Ynot: I hate wormholes....


 * The first Ynot goes past him and into the Blackhole-soon-to-be-wormhole*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 17:34, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

EB: Thank you. *uses gravity to open another black hole inside the wormhole, causing a huge explosion, then teleports away*


 * Darkmount warps away, back towards the BZP planet*

---Blackout- 07:49, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: Awesome...


 * Flash steps away from the area*

Ynot: So many dodge techniques, so few attacks to actually use them against...


 * Ynot follows Blackout through his teleportation*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 16:46, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

[Nova Klak slices through Caiaphus's side]

[Caiaphus turns and stabs into NK's chest]

NK: Finally, someone has the dignity to stab me there!

[NK glows, and heals himself]

[NK blasts Caiaphus in the face with light, sending the latter crashing into a wall]

---

[MakutaKlak, Ynot, and Cobra Commander walk out of the building]

MK: That was a nice G1 episode indeed.

CC: "Now, do you question my capabilities, Megatr-I mean, Makuta Klak?"

MK: ...Nope. I think we're good. MakutaYnot, we'll introduce synthoids into the plot when necessary. Any idea how the Architect is doing?

[D-Klak and Abneris hide behind a post]

DK: "Wow. These guys know the Architect! And don't you feel some sort of attachment to the one who is talking a lot?"

Abneris: "Truly, sir. Perhaps he is our long lost father."

--Klak-a-Klak 20:39, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

---Blackout- 08:20, September 26, 2010 (UTC)
 * Ynot then bounces off Darkmount's shield, ending up in the same place*

A lucky rash

 * Ynot opens up a portal inside Darkmount*

Ynot: Does no one ever learn? Shields, barriers, and walls can't stop me!


 * A red alarm goes off, presumably announcing his entrance*

Ynot: Hmm, that's new...


 * It turns out it is an Assault Alarm as the Wigwam blasts Darkmount's shields*

Ynot: Henchmen, always doing their job, whether I tell them to or not...

Sasuken: I can hear you, you know

Ynot: Mental link, right...gotta go

MY: He seems to be recovering, but it will be some time before he is back on his feet, at least that is unless someone else has something to say about it...

OOS: Blackout

Also, Klak, From what you've said, I assume you are a KH fan. Just wondering, you got Birth By Sleep yet?

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 21:16, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Your assumptions are completely correct. However, since my PSP is..messed up....I couldn't get Birth By Sleep. Could you?

[D-Klak spits towards the ground]

DK: "I'm bored. Let's drive the fourth wall breaking to the maximum potential..."

[walks up to MK and MY]

DK: "What's up authors? I'm D-Klak!"

MK: ...I do believe this is the part where we make something up to support our fear of our characters approaching us. But honestly, I'm not scared.

DK: "Great! So what's up, and why are you hanging out with Mr. Trenchcoatted Larry Hama over there?"

Cobra Commander: "Shut up, or I will blast you!"

Abneris: "Sir, I do believe there is no purpose for this."

DK: "Does there ever have to be?"

---

[Nova Klak is blasted across the dark dimension, crashing onto the floor]

Caiaphus: [walks towards his body, blade in hand] "Thus will end the tale of the noble Klak, a warrior in his own right felled by his greatest foe. A weakling who gave himself up to the light of the Shepherd, and not our shadows."

NovaKlak: My story ends....when it ends....and trust me, your not going to see that...

OOS: Cheesiest line in this game amirite?

[NK gets up, but is stabbed by Caiaphus]

-Klak-a-Klak 06:40, October 2, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: *looks at the viewscreen* Pathetic.


 * Darkmount fires hundreds of missiles at the Wigwam, targeting the bridge*

---Blackout- 07:58, October 2, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Yes, and it is amazing. The new Command Styles and Shotlocks are well integrated and easy to learn. And OMFG If I have to kill Goofy ONE MORE TIME...Oh, great, here he comes again... Nah, I'm Joking, he's not a boss(He's barely a NPC)

MY: Hmm, ordinarily I would have a swarm of leeches devour your ship, but they are busy elsewhere.


 * Elsewhere, the Matoran that used to live in the house with the breaking fourth wall is being devoured by leeches*

Random Leech: NEVER LEAVE YOUR POST MORTAL, NEVER!!!!

Matoran: Nooooooo....

MY: Did any one else hear and enjoy the screams of a Matoran somewhere?

???: That's just evil...

MY: Oh, hey, it's the random floating being that watches every climatic Battle!

???: Please, just call me Aipom!

MY; Why?

Aipom: This entire game needed a Pokemon Reference


 * Elsewhere, the 4th Wall Matoran's House is turned to dust, again*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 12:23, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

[MK nods in agreement]

OOS: It sounds great, then. Hey, where'd the Primes, Unicron, and Primus go?

MK: Now, I need you to go on a quest or something. Because, frankly, the deep conversation between MakutaKlak and his creation Klaks isn't going to happen for a while.

D-Klak: "Fine. Wait, is Uterio coming back?"

MK: Don't rush the story for crying out loud! We still have to see if Ynot survives this battle with Blackout, Klak survives against Caiaphus, and that everyone can get synthoid-ized!

[DK frowns, waves at the BZP users, and walks away, with Abneris following him]

Abneris: "What next, sir?"

DK: "Well, last I heard Treveya and the Norman got captured, right? Well, I think it's high time we head out there to rescue them. But first, we need to find the macdaddy, Nadle."

Abneris: "Perfect, sir. However, I do believe using the ship is a more effective method than teleporting."

DK: "Sure."

[a medium sized ship suddenly begins to get closer to D-Klak and Abneris]

DK: "The Rogue Shadow! How'd you get this here?"

[they hop aboard the ship, which rockets away into space]

---

[Meanwhile, Nova Klak screams a burst of sonics, causing Caiaphus to release his grip from the blade]

[I remove the blade from my chest]

NK: "I thought you were more cunning. Your reputation supercedes you."

[Caiaphus suddenly does a power scream, knocking Nova Klak to the ground]

C: "Actions speak louder than words."

[Nova Klak gets up, slightly deafened, and summons the Keyblade, slashing it towards his former master]

[Caiaphus quickly blocks it with his own blade of shadow]

[they continue to slash at each other, Star Wars style]

--Klak-a-Klak 05:28, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Is everyone out of ideas, or what?

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 19:36, October 11, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I was actually waiting for someone else to post...

[D-Klak and Abneris are on the mysterious planet, where they find Nadle]

DK: "Nadle! You're alright?"

Nadle: "Did you ever hear of those Mafia persons who would break legs? I finally know how that feels. Luckily, I have healed myself."

DK: "You miss death way too many times, Makuta Nadle."

Nadle: "Being an old coot, as they say, has its benefits."

DK: "Before we get off topic, remember how Blackout kidnapped The Norman and Treveya? Let's go rescue them, and tie up that loose end, eh?"

Nadle: "Perfect. The battle with Caiaphus leaves me with an appetite to clash with Blackout."

DK: "For an old coot, you sure are hyperactive."

[They all go to the Rogue Shadow, and rocket towards space]

--Klak-a-Klak 20:16, October 11, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Same here.

Also, I've been talking to Legoguy about moving this wiki out of Wikia before the new skin hits. He has yet to answer.

What do you guys think?


 * meanwhile, Blackout is sitting in a control chair, when Bonecrusher suddenly walks into the room*

Bonecrusher: My lord?

Blackout: Yes, Bonecrusher.

Bonecrusher: We have arrived at the target location.

Blackout: Excellent. *gets up* Now, the endgame begins. Now, we shall become true gods.

---Blackout- 07:38, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: On the mention of Gods, I have just finished The Red Pyramid and am about to start The Lost Hero

Two books By Rick Riordan, one of my favorite Authors who's tales are all about the various Pantheons of Deities

I would Highly advise reading them if you haven't already, they are quite stimulating reads

Also, Blackout, um, What new Skins and Where would we move to?


 * Ynot Tails Darkmount to it's Destination, flying below radar, so to speak as the Wigwam continues to blast at it from behind*

Ynot: ''Sasuken, make sure you do not hit me. Firing close is fine, to make it seem as if there is no reason for you to avoid where I am, just don't hit me.''

Sasuken: Um, I'm not the one at the controls...

Ynot: Then who...

Shaern: DIE LIME EATING SCUM!

Ynot: I'm Dead...

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 17:07, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Here's a link to the preview.

[http://community.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Sannse/Important_Updates_on_Wikia%E2%80%99s_New_Look Here's another link. (I'm in the Comments section, below the Russian dude, drawing on past experience to insult Wikia and be all dramatic.)]

Also, go into your Preferences, then go into the Skin submenu, and select Wikia's New Look. That thing is an insult to the word "skin".

We'd be moving to a wiki farm called ShoutWiki. It uses the exact same software as Wikia, except it uses the skin Wikipedia used before they switched to the goddamned pain in the anus they call Vector. Legoguy has given the move his stamp of approval.


 * suddenly, Blackout appears in front of Ynot*

Blackout: Welcome, Ynot. Such a shame it should have to be under these circumstances.


 * a small army of demons surrounds Ynot*

Blackout: Now, I don't suppose you'd be interested in knowing that even after your defection, you were still unknowingly working for me?

---Blackout- 18:50, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I'm not sure about the moving idea. Will we be transferring, even the pages, to ShoutWiki? The new Wikia looks a lot like Facebook....and ruins what I've gotten used to. Oh, btw, epic comment win Blackout. But, if you guys think moving is the best idea, then we'll do it.

[The Rogue Shadow arrives right under the Wigwam, hiding under the ship]

[D-Klak gets up from the floor of the cockpit and sits down]

DK: "Hyperspace sucks."

Abneris: "What's the plan now, sir?"

Nadle: "I feel something here. I am not sure if my destiny is tied to it, but Blackout's might be. It is good that Caiaphus is fighting Klak, otherwise he would come here."

DK: "True that. [a computer appears in front of his seat] Let me hack into this ship above us, maybe we might get hints."

[D-Klak hacks into the Wigwams communications, and eavesdrops on the conversation]

---

[Nova Klak hacks towards Caiaphus, but is thrown back by a power scream]

C: "The moment I destroy you, there will be nothing left.....to inhibit me from my goal. I will become the new god of chaos, and plunge this universe in darkness, farther than Blackout could ever imagine."

NK: Destroying me won't accomplish anything. More will take my place in the fight against you. And if they do not, they're decieved! [charges at Caiaphus, this time with two Keyblades]

[Caiaphus grabs Klak by the neck, smashes him to the ground, and electrifies him]

[Nova Klak begins to feel his power drained once more]

--Klak-a-Klak 21:23, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: Silly Blackout. You think Any of us have a choice to play in destiny


 * Ynot's voice becomes twisted and distorted, echoing through the minds of those around*

Ynot: Ynot's not here right now, but if you would like to leave a message?


 * Ynot raises his hand and blasts the demons surrounding Blackout*

Ynot: ''Now that we're alone, we can talk. You've met me before. Probably don't remember, though''


 * D-Klak is electrocuted as soon as he touches the terminal*


 * A security warning sounds around him in Sasuken's Voice*

Security: I'm sorry, but you aren't even close to hacking this system


 * Large rotating blades come out of the hull and close in on D-Klak and Co.*

OOS: Nothing personal Klak, Sasuken takes Pride in his ship. No one hacks him --MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 22:52, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: *uses fragmentation to blow a huge hole in Ynot's armour*

OOS: Yes, all the pages are going to be transferred to ShoutWiki. It'll be a simple matter of copying-and-pasting the content. That's not my preferred method, but it's the easiest and it means we won't have to deal with Wikia export spam later on.

---Blackout- 12:00, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: ATTENTION!!!!!

The ShoutWiki wiki is now active.

(And no, the eye-searing skin is not my fault.)

---Blackout- 16:04, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Really? It is? I don't see it. I must have my settings set on something else

Anyway, what is so bad about this new skin?

If we move, won't Malygos and Zev be lost?


 * Ynot reforms*

Ynot: ''Not going to be that easy. I am here to talk, not fight.''


 * Ynot hovers, sitting cross-legged*

Ynot: ''My business is very simple. I ensure outcomes of events. And as you said to my puppet here, you have been working for me. And no, the Architect didn't know. I lurk in the shadows BEHIND the shadows you used to wield so frequently. And I have come to strike a deal of sorts with you.''

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 16:49, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: True that, Ynot. But then again, they won't miss the big, black font at the homepage. The only thing wrong I see with the Wikia skin is how it's different.

Oh, and to your link Blackie, too much red. :P

DK: "A system I can't hack. Interesting. What do you guys think?"

Nadle: "We could either invade the ship..."

Abneris: "Or whatever you want, sir."

DK: "I like that last choice. Let's stop on that nearby planet. Maybe we'll find out where the Darkmount is."

Abneris: "But sir-"

DK: "Go!"

Abneris: [sighs] "Very well." [they go the nearby planet, clearly ignoring the enormous Darkmount nearby]

---

[Nova Klak summons a tornado, sweeping Caiaphus away from him, and escaping his vampiric energy]

Me: My turn.....[uses fragmentation to cause Caiaphus's arm to explode, then shoots bolts of light energy]

[Caiaphus screams in pain, heals himself, and blocks the light blasts]

Me: Your proving really hard to put down!

C: "I have escaped death many times. Fate has no power over me!"

Me: Lies. The Shepherd will be victorious. [Nova Klak charges at Caiaphus, and stabs him in the chest]

[Before Caiaphus can stop him, Nova Klak pushes the blade further, impaling him]

Me: No. You're antidermis isn't here. Your death won't be so easy! [grabs the Keyblade, charging it with light energy and swinging it to the ground. I drag the Keyblade across the ground, with Caiaphus impaled on it]

-Klak-a-Klak 22:11, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: Interesting. I'm listening.

---Blackout- 16:30, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

If I go Crazy, will you still call me Superman?
OOS: Bonus points to he who can guess what song the title is from

Also, Klak, Darkmount is right next to Wigwam, as Wigwam is firing ON Darkmount

Ynot:''Good to know I have your attention. One of the main aspects of my...Job, I guess you would call it, is to maintain a balance between Order and Chaos. Unlike My Puppet here who fights to Keep the Order part of it in check, I maintain the chaos portion of it. Normally, this is quite simple, as you and My puppet cancel each other out, occasionally with some overflow. But when you left the BZPB Universe, There was no more Chaos. My puppet didn't matter, as there are many agents of Order, but so very few of Chaos. My proposition is simple.''


 * Ynot stands*

Ynot:'' You return to the BZPB Universe and wreak as much Havoc as possible, and I keep this annoying gnat that is currently my puppet out of your hair for 1000 years. I understand that your ambition has grown to the extent that dominating that universe is no longer your goal, but I'm sure that that little tick on your to-do list isn't checked off yet.''

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 21:28, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: That proposition is unacceptable. *unleashes a combo blast of fragmentation, lightning, Nox energy, eclipse energy, disintegration and fear upon Ynot*

---Blackout- 06:19, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: No posts recently eh?

[D-Klak arrives on the planet, and jumps off the Rogue Shadow]

[a Guy walks up to him, carrying a large scythe, and punches him in the face]

DK: "What the hell? Is that how you greet people here?"

Guy: "No. It's sort of a message to all your friends. I've watched all of you fight each other by the power of all that is dairy, and I'm finally back."

Nadle: "No way."

Guy: "Yes. I am the Guy Who Was Engulfed In Milk!"

[DUN...DUN...DUN!!!]

-Klak-a-Klak 21:38, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Was waiting for you(or Zev/Omally) to post

* Ynot is vaporized, but Blackout get's hit in the back with a wave of Gravity, Fragmentation, Sonics, Lightning, Light, and Cosmic energy*

Ynot: I was wondering how long my puppet could string you along. I even had it call itself a puppet!

* He is behind Blackout*

Ynot: Nifty trick, isn't it? Been waiting to lure you in to it. Now that I have you out in the open again, let's continue where we left off

* His aura flares, the six swords appear behind him again*

Ynot: Ka-Oni-Santsu, Blade Wing Style Shikai Release. UPHOLD!

* Each of the Seven Blades transforms into their Shikai States: Scimitar, Glaive, Hibikiri Hocho, Chained Blade, Triple Katana, Staff, and Claymore*

Ynot: Now we dance.

* Each of the Blades assaults Blackout individually, each charged with their elemental abilities*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 17:05, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: It seems that this is necessary. *draws Master Sword* ''Master Sword, Terror Wave Style Release! UNLEASH!''


 * bolts of ice, earth, fire, stone, water, shadow and light are fired out of the Master Sword, clashing with their Blade counterparts*

---Blackout- 18:17, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: So THIS is what the skin looks like....Not that bad, IMO

Ynot: Finally, the Master sword released. Zev would be proud, or angry that he didn't do it himself...

* Ynot surges toward Blackout, the Weapons parrying the elemental blasts*

Ynot: You know what I find interesting, Blackout? It used to be, after I left the Brotherhood, you would chase me to the ends of Aqua Magna trying to kill me. Now, I'm chasing YOU every where BUT Aqua Magna in hopes of Subduing you.. times sure have changed...

--17:22, October 20, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Try to find "My Preferences". Go ahead. Take your time, I have a book.

Blackout: Yes. Times change. *unleashes a huge blast of eclipse energy*

---Blackout- 06:00, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Took me 30 seconds, I frequent so many sites that finding options are second nature

Also, it is rather obvious if you see the little arrow under your name...

Ynot: But it seems Battle plans do not. COALESCE, ENSHROUD!

* The Light and Shadow elements mix to counter the Eclipse*

Ynot: ENGULF!

* The Fire sword pulses a wave of flame A Blackout*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No Juice for YOU! 16:30, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

EDIT: Also, I went into the preferences, and turned it back to Monobook...

So unless they are getting rid of both the Monobook and Monaco Skins, I see no reason we have to put up with the new one if we dislike it...(Which I don't)

OOS: Yep. They're getting rid of 'em in a few weeks.

Blackout: *uses fire resistance to block the wave*

---Blackout- 16:39, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: That bites, but still, I don't mind the New one. It's not that bad

Also, may I point out that Resistance does not equate to impermeability? It means you get hurt less, or that it takes more to do damage.

* Ynot hits Blackout with Chain-lightning from a far, so he isn't shocked as well*

Ynot: Makes me miss that little annoyance that was looking for Zev... He actually knew how to fight..

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No SOUP for YOU! 18:38, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: They're seriously taking out those two skins? Sheesh!

D-Klak: "You're planning to kill me now, aren't you?"

Guy: "No! My true purpose is to find the one who helped bring about my end! Tahar'ok!!"

Nadle: "Indeed, you are a fool."

DK: "What? Are you serious? You've been lost. He got killed and his user got banned...twice. Being observant of this universe pays."

Abneris: "I am sorry Mr. Milk, but you seem to have missed several events."

Guy: "What?! How can this be? I cannot believe it!"

DK: "So, what now?"

Guy: "I could attack you, I have grown much more powerful than one may think."

DK: "I knew this was coming." [Force pushes the Guy away]

[the Guy gets up, and smashes his fist into the ground, causing a powerful earthquake]

[all three of the others are knocked down]

Nadle: "I propose a different approach. He may prove to be more powerful than we thought."

-Klak-a-Klak 04:05, October 22, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: So, uh.....we still moving?


 * Blackout shrugs off the chain lightning*

Blackout: When was the last time you fought someone? *teleports Ynot into an incinerator*

---Blackout- 09:20, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

[D-Klak and Nadle then look at each other, and smile]

DK: "You thinking what I'm thinking?"

Nadle: "Yes."

[They teleport to a supermarket]

Nadle: "Funny, I thought you meant the local market, not this horrible place."

DK: "It's okay. We just grab the milk and go, Walmart isn't that scary...."

[they grab the milk and go]

[D-Klak throws the milk at the Guy]

Guy: "No!!! My one weakness!" [he gets engulfed once again]

Abneris: "A brief battle indeed, sir."

D-Klak: "Yep. Anyways, there's a village nearby, I think. Let's see if we can get information there."

[the band of merry men walk to the nearby village]

---

[Nova Klak continues to smash Caiaphus into the ground]

[he then removes his blade, and uses gravity to smash him into the ground again]

Nova Klak: "I have the tendency to commit violent acts."

C: "Me too." [he gets up, and Force chokes Klak]

[I break his control, and slice into his side]

[Nova Klak summons another Keyblade, and begins to attack Caiaphus]

-Klak-a-Klak 23:37, October 24, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: I fought daily on my Exodus, but none with any skill. They all simply tried to teach me things, not challenge me.

* Ynot creates a sphere of air around him, with rings of fire, water, earth, electricity, light and shadow ringing it*

Ynot: Now for another technique I learned, modified to fit with the addition of Shadow...ELEMENTAL BARRIER SURGE!

* Flies at Blackout, the sphere slamming into him, cutting through his armor, rapidly heating and cooling it, zapping inside of the cracks*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No SOUP for YOU! 17:01, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: HEY GUYS ARE WE STILL MOVING?

* Blackout gets up and starts healing the damage*

Blackout: So pathetic. *Ynot is suddenly surrounded by a ring of fire, which deflects all of his attacks*

---Blackout- 06:07, October 27, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I'm against the move, don't know about Klak

* The Fire aspect of KOS absorbs the ring, Ynot Zerg Rushed Blackout before he could fully heal*

Ynot: You aren't going to be so lucky this time!

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No SOUP for YOU! 16:36, October 27, 2010 (UTC)


 * Blackout teleports away*

---Blackout- 17:14, October 27, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Either way, I don't mind much. I just wish that I can still edit with great ease.

[Caiaphus uses gravity to push away Nova Klak, and limps to him]

C: "Nadle never told you about our past..."

Me: He told me enough...he told me he was your apprentice.

C: "No. He created me!"

Me: [O.o] No.....that's not true......THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

C: "Yes! Thousands of years ago, I was created as Nadle's assistant, and became far more than he could ever be! The true reason he joined the Apprentices was to destroy me, satisfying the guilt any light in him had left! Of course, I had allowed him to become seduced by the shadows, and he almost forgot his one pitiful goal."

Me: He may not have been destined to fulfill it. But I am!! [leaps towards Caiaphus, blasting him with electric and light attacks]

[Nova Klak then pulls out his keyblades, and slices into several parts of Caiaphus's body]

[After fighting vigorously, an explosion knocks Nova Klak into another side of the strange platform]

[Caiaphus's body is further damaged, practically destroyed, with green antidermis floating out]

Caiaphus: "You cannot destroy me Klak, I am the engine of darkness itself!! The Wheel will turn, the plague of your kind will be purged from this world, and on that INEVITABLE day, your wretched, stagnant soul will finally be MINE!!

Me: Enough foolishness.

[fires an enormous light blast from his Keyblades, incinerating Caiaphus and his antidermis]

[Caiaphus explodes and finally, dies]

[Nova Klak continues to fire the blast, and his armor shatters. He now is the original Klak again]

[Another explosion, and the world begins to crumble, while Klak's body falls into a portal]

OOS: I just made two references, and sprinkled them with originality.

---

[D-Klak, Abneris, and Nadle walk into the village]

Nadle: [in a telepathic message to Blackout and his Makuta] Caiaphus...I felt him die...finally.

DK: "Hey, excuse me, random Agori dressed in a red shirt?"

Red Shirt: "Yes?"

DK: "Where are we?"

Red Shirt: "This is the planet- [before he could finish he is killed by a spear from afar]"

DK: "Aw crud."

Abneris: "We should pay attention to the shirt next time, sir."

Nadle: "Let's make haste. The Darkmount must be found."

DK: "Abneris, go get the Rogue Shadow ready, I'll ask around."

-Klak-a-Klak 20:46, October 28, 2010 (UTC)

Devastation
OOS: Right. Looks like we're moving. I have no intention of putting up with Wikia's "I DIDN'T HEAR THAT" routine (the sheer amount of opposition to the skin that's being ignored) and their unhelpfulness (JS, anybody?).


 * Blackout appears in front of the Rogue Shadow*

---Blackout- 06:06, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: If you move, I will not be following, leaving you with Klak. Not that he isn't spectacular at this game, but it would get pretty monotonous with just the two of you. Zev and Malygos may follow, but they don't post very often.

* Ynot reboards the Wigwam*

Ynot: Status report?

Sasuken: Close to breaching their shields, Slayer is out of energy, our shields are at 50%, and Shaern is in the corner caressing a strange non-exploding Green fruit from the planet Earth.

Shaern: IT'S A LIME, AND THEY ARE WONDERFULLY SOUR!

Ynot: When, but how, I don't even...

Sasuken: I don't remember either, sir, but if it's any consolation, The entire team is here.

Idiotas, Anima, and Vrai: HOORAH!

Ynot: Good to hear. Now, let's see if we can put a permanent dent in this ship of Blackout's, Sasuken down to the Cargo bay with me, Xeno, Pilot.

Sasuken and Xeno: AYE AYE!

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No SOUP for YOU! 17:05, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: You're really doing your best to stonewall this proposal, aren't you?


 * suddenly, Darkmount fires several thousand bright orange lights at the Wigwam*


 * the lights all hit a specific sector in the Wigwam's shield, which just happens to be near the cargo bay, temporarily disabling it*

Bonecrusher: Commander, we have breached their shield.

Le Chiffre: Excellent. Brawl, do what you do best!

Brawl: SMASH STUFF!

Le Chiffre: No, Brawl, BLOW UP STUFF!

Brawl: *starts mashing buttons*


 * Darkmount starts pouring missiles, lasers, drone weapons and those cool beams the Shadow ships in Babylon 5 used into the hole in the shield*

---Blackout- 17:37, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * meanwhile, drone-ships fly out of Darkmount and start ramming into the shield, attempting to widen the gap*

OOS: If that's how you view the situation, yes.

* Ynot and Sasuken see the cargo bay devastated just before they would have entered it*

Ynot: Seconds matter, as always.

Sasuken: Plan?

Ynot: Hasn't changed, this ship is metal, as is all of it's components.

* Ynot presses his hands against the hull of the Wigwam*

Ynot: Heal...

* The Cargo bay's twisted metal begins reforming to it's original state*

Ynot: Sasuken, as soon as it's clear, get to the Slayer and start powering it up. I want your biggest blast ready when I get there, so get that primed. If all else fails, this entire quadrant is going nuclear.

Sasuken: Won't that kill us too?

* Ynot looks up to Sasuken and smiles*

Ynot: Maybe...one way to find out

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No SOUP for YOU! 18:51, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

EDIT: How about a comprimise?

OOS: For a second, that compromise seemed like a good idea. But there is no freakin' way we are going to revise our entire storyline.

Now, the wiki. Do we stick with Wikia, which means we will have to put up with their terrible skin, their newly modified (read: ruined) Terms of Service, their "I DIDN'T HEAR THAT" routine, their glitchiness (Example: Do you know why KoN hasn't been on lately? The wiki crashes whenever he tries to do something!) and their unhelpfulness when they're actually needed (Example: their response to my first request for them to remove JS's admin powers, which was met with "Meh, he's just an overactive user"), or do we move to ShoutWiki, which doesn't seem to suck so much?
 * a drone-ship flies through the gap in the shield and right into the cargo bay, then explodes*


 * several other drone-ships and missiles also make their way into the cargo bay and explode*

OOS: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to see if that edit I made on Wikipedia has started a flame war yet.

---Blackout- 12:35, October 30, 2010 (UTC)

---Blackout- 12:35, October 30, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: *Reads updates*

Hmm, agreed that it can't move there

Makes you wish we could make our own site!

Any one know how to do that?

And Question: How similar is Shout wiki to Wikia EDITING WISE

* Sasuken shields himself in an electrical Barrier, continuing to the Slayer, Ynot healing the damage as the explosions occur*

Ynot: Sasuken, you there yet?

Sasuken: Aye, sir!

Ynot: Good....

* Ynot repels the next wave of ships and missiles into the following wave, smashing them. Then Makes a dash for the Slayer*

Ynot: She primed?

Sasuken: Gimme a sec, she hasn't been at full capacity since the first shot

Ynot: Oh, you mean when we originally Blasted this damn ship?

Sasuken: Exactly...Since we haven't been fueling it, each successive shot has had less power behind it.

Ynot: Okay, well here is my input...

* Ynot sticks his hands in, absorbing the rotten material and creating a large hunk of new Adamantium*

Sasuken: Good, now keep this place together while I get my charge going!

Ynot: On it...

Makuta Ynot: Did Sasuken just give Ynot an order?

Random ex-Player: Um, that is what appears to have happened...

MY: And Ynot EXCEPTED IT!?!?!

ReP: App...

* MY Eviscerates the ex-player*

--18:39, October 30, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Wow. RPG is a good idea, but I wish the planning forum was not being so prick-ish, or that we didn't have to start. all. over. (unless we made it COT) Anyways, I'm on the sidelines, so whatever you two decide is fine.

MK: Quit eviscerating people like that. It takes the fun out of putting them in my torture lab. [turns to an enormous table carrying a sarcophagus]

[A Great Being stands next to MakutaKlak]

Great Being: "Who is that?"

MK: I'm building something. Someone to introduce before we synthoid everyone. He's well-known, yet they won't even recognize him.

---

[Abneris and Nadle draw their weapons]

Nadle: "It's the youngling. The 'Perfected One', as the Ancients called him."

[D-Klak walks to the Rogue Shadow]

DK: "So I asked a random Matoran where the Darkmount is, and she just pointed to the sky. Who knew that.....wait, why are your weapons drawn? Oh...Blackout!!"

[draws his hook blades]

DK: "What are you doing here? Oh....[ahem]...I'm D-Klak, that's Abneris, and that's Nadle. I think you know at least one of us. Anyways, let me guess, you're just here to kill us?"

---

-Klak-a-Klak 01:31, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: @Ynot: I have no idea how we could make our site. Sure makes me wish I hadn't forgotten all the HTML classes I got back in first grade. (Yes, you read that right.)

Also, Answer to Question: ShoutWiki runs on Monobook as default. Monaco is only for private wikis that only people you approve can access. (At least I think that's how it works. I didn't really care because I vastly prefer Monobook to Monaco.)

@Klak: Yeah, they're pricks. (Plus, the day I ever get anything past Garden of the Sun is the day the Earth's atmosphere freezes over and falls to the ground, Pluto-esque.)

Blackout: You are only half-right. *telekinetically snatches Nadle's, D-Klak's and Abneris's weapons out of their hands, then teleports said weapons to a random location* This planet is rightfully mine. Leave, or face total annihilation.


 * meanwhile, Darkmount seemingly explodes all by itself*


 * in reality, it has only detonated a fusion warhead and cloaked itself*

---Blackout- 08:05, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: LOL.

[D-Klak smiles]

DK: "No need. This planet was never much of a tourist attraction. All we want is to go to the Darkmount and get the Norman out."

Nadle: "And Treveya."

DK: "That too. So, unless you want us to invade your ship, I propose a parley."

Nadle: "You give us who we want, and we leave this pitiful world. Otherwise, I think building a house on that hill over there would be wonderful."

DK: "You know, I'd say he was joking, but the fact that he's an old Makuta makes me think otherwise. The choice is yours Blackie."

---

[Suddenly, the sarcophagus explodes, knocking MakutaKlak and the Great Being over]

MK: Crap. It's escaping!!

[a shadowed being gets up from the sarcophagus]

???: "I'm awake. What have you done to me?"

MK: Such power loss has left you damaged. I needed to fix you plus modify you.

???: "Are you trying to turn me into a monster??!!!!!!"

MK: Never a monster! Go, warrior, into the universe. And fulfill your destiny.

[the being, now seen as a humanoid covered in bandages like a mummy and glowing red eyes, teleports to the BZPB universe]

-Klak-a-Klak 20:38, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

Blackout: *laughs maniacally*

(Let me do this, this is awesome)

D-Klak: What's so funny?


 * Treveya and the Norman are teleported down to the planet, however, they are both wounded and in a coma due to the torture and subsequent mind probe*

Blackout: You asked for Treveya and the Norman. You didn't specify they had to be alright. *continues laughing maniacally*

---Blackout- 11:23, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Fine, we can move, but only if we finish this arc first, so that we can start on a fresh page and Archive the rest. So, how we finishing this? Same old Blackout VS the World, or something a little more epic? Cause I remember us talking about something like that earlier on this page...

* Ynot and Sasuken feel the shock wave from Darkmount Detonating*

Ynot: What the...

Sasuken: I don't know sir...

* Ynot grabs the Com System*

Ynot: Ynot to bridge, what's happening?

Xeno: Eet seems dat de N-M-E Sheep joost explodeed.

Ynot: Something isn't right...

Sasuken: Aye sir...

MY: But he was annoying me, and I can't just make a character go ballistic for me...

Random Ex-Player: Well, actually....

MY: MakutaKlak, get him away from me if you want to experiment on him...

ReP: *gulp*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No SOUP for YOU! 17:37, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: It's Blackout vs. The World, but with an epic twist.


 * meanwhile, on the same planet but in a different location, Le Chiffre teleports down, accompanied by Brawl and a squad of upgraded Rahkshi*

Brawl: Whadda we do now?

Le Chiffre: *turns to Brawl* Rahkshi?

Rahkshi: Hiss!

Le Chiffre: Take care of this idiot. I have had enough of being a mere underling.

OOS: The twist begins here.

---Blackout- 18:53, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Ynot: Xeno, keep a bad on the exact location the Darkmount was...

Sasuken: What are you thinking, sir?

Ynot: Get the Charge ready....

* Sasuken continues charging his largest bolt of electricity, ever, period.*

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No SOUP for YOU! 19:46, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Le Chiffre is going to betray everyone? Oh, and Blackout vs. the World is a familiar title...

[D-Klak spits at the ground, enraged]

DK: "Of course. Classic copout. You know, if I had half a brain I'd attack you right now. But of course, we're going to go make sure they feel better. Now if you'll excuse us." [Nadle picks up the Norman and Abneris picks up Treveya, and they begin walking to the Rogue Shadow]

---

[MakutaKlak smiles at the ReP]

MK: Just step into that corner over there. I'll be with you shortly. Now, [turns back to the broken sarcophagus] let's get to business. This story arc needs to wrap up nicely.

---

[the mysterious mummified being appears next to Ynot]

???: "It's been a long time. What do you need Captain?"

-Klak-a-Klak 20:20, November 1, 2010 (UTC)


 * Darkmount begins to move away from its previous location*


 * meanwhile, Blackout blasts D-Klak, Abneris and Nadle in the backs with lightning bolts*


 * Le Chiffre laughs as Brawl is lying in a corner, defeated*

Le Chiffre: Now, we shall begin. The Chamber of Secrets awaits. *walks into a cave, followed by the Rahkshi*

OOS: Yes. Yes I just referenced Harry Potter.

(There is no snake.)

---Blackout- 08:32, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

* Ynot turns to the Mummified Being*

Ynot: Captain? Not many have known me as Captain. Name, Rank, and Affiliation, soldier.

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No SOUP for YOU! 17:54, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Editing is becoming a pain in the rear end.

Mummified Being: "You do own a ship, am I correct? So you indeed are a captain. My name is of no importance, but my rank is Major General of the Malchiorian Armies. I'm against Blackout, if you mean by affiliation."

--Klak-a-Klak 00:00, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: ARGH. I never truly realized how biblically awful this skin is, it seems.

Also, I've made a blog post on the subject. Could be interesting.


 * Blackout waits for D-Klak, Abneris and Nadle to notice that they've been shot in the back with lightning bolts*

---Blackout- 08:37, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: GUYS WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

You know when I said we'd be copy-pasting all the pages. Well it turns out we can't do that. We have to download a backup of the entire wiki (I've already done that), and upload it to ShoutWiki.

The backup is 11 MB. The upload limit on ShoutWiki is 2 MB.

So, if anyone knows how to split XML files into smaller chunks, please step right up.

---Blackout- 13:08, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

The End is Nigh
OOS: No clue about splitting up XML files. Not much of a computer know how kinda guy...

Also, why will it not allow you to Copy-Paste the Pages?

Ynot: I Used to own a Ship, it was abandoned long ago. This ship technically belongs to Sasuken, I command him, but it is still his ship.


 * Ynot sits at the Nav unit, studying it*

Ynot: So, if your name is not important, I call Naming Rule.

Blade: No fair, it was my turn!

Ynot: Sucks to be you, I called it.

Mummified Being: o.0?

Sasuken: Naming Rule is when someone won't give their name, we are permitted to give you one to call.

Trixitin: So many people don't like using their names, and it gets annoying just saying 'Hey, you'.

Ynot: Exactly, so, you shall be called....Faroh. So, Faroh, you're against Blackout, what's new. Unless you have information on his location, or how to kill him forever, your nothing special.

--MakutaYnotThe Code Master No SOUP for YOU! 17:54, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Copyright laws.

(Yes, copyright laws prevent us from copying and pasting content that we wrote. Feel free to mock this.)


 * meanwhile, Le Chiffre sits in a chair in the center of the Chamber of Secrets while various holographic images appear on the ceiling*

Le Chiffre: Yes. Now, to end this.....


 * the holographic images vanish and are replaced by an image of Unicron himself*

Le Chiffre: The Chaos Bringer shall come here.....and the Chaos Bringer shall perish here.....and the new Chaos Bringer shall arise here!

???: Yes. And that won't be you.

Le Chiffre: *gets up* What? No!

Blackout: That's right. *blasts Le Chiffre away, grabs him with telekinesis, smashes him into a few walls, and pulls him towards himself* '''I. AM. YOUR. LEADER!' *throws him away, pins him to a wall with Nox daggers, blows up the wall with fragmentation, crushes the debris (and Le Chiffre's remains) with gravity, then blows whatever's left away with a cyclone* Nobody'' messes with me.

OOS: This has got to be the most over-the-top death in the whole of BZPB, EVER.


 * the Rahkshi loyal to Le Chiffre begin to advance on Blackout, only to be melted*

Blackout: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

OOS: Also, longest evil laugh ever.


 * meanwhile, Unicron himself begins to head for the planet*

Blackout: Now, we wait. For the embodiment of chaos to descend.....and perish.

---Blackout- 19:29, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: I guess if we move it we'll have to sue ourselves. Funny thing is, these articles are on another wiki. I forgot what it was called though.

[D-Klak and the gang get up]

DK: "Crud, he got away."

Nadle: "It is irrelevant. We must leave, they need medical attention."

[they all walk into the Rogue Shadow, which flies away, and stops in front of the Wigwam]

DK: "[to the ship] This is D-Klak from the Rogue Shadow speaking. You need something?" ---

[Faroh smiles]

Faroh: "I see how the name fits me. And I think I have a way to put Blackout out for quite a while."

Everyone else: o.o

Faroh: "We feed him to Unicron. It's risky, but a being of such high power level could keep that monster full for eons. Plus we get rid of him. Aren't you going to answer that telecomm?"

-Klak-a-Klak 21:48, November 4, 2010 (UTC)21:45, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Well, there is a way to avoid having to sue ourselves: export the full history of the pages, thus preserving the CC-BY-SA attribution history and saving us from legal hijinks.

Also, I know for a fact that some of the articles (everything in the "Things that don't exist" category, and all our templates) are on a test wiki I set up a while ago.

I actually have come up with two different solutions for the backup problem, but I'd prefer not to use them.

One involves once again exporting a database backup, but in chunks, and the second involves running an automated script to spam,  ,  ,  ,  and  to various articles, and THEN exporting a database backup.

The Wiki's category structure is more maddening than the inner workings of Cthulthu's mind. And automated scripts can go badly wrong, especially ones that were invented by Anonymous (if you don't know what I'm talking about, think 4chan) for the purpose of vandalizing Wikipedia.

(I love the wiki. You can mention things that BZP would ban you for.)


 * Unicron flies into the solar system*


 * meanwhile, an energy pulse is fired at him*

---Blackout- 08:31, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

It has been revived!
Rejoice! Bzpower battles has its own forums!

http://bzpb.forumotion.co.uk/forum.htm

Spread the word! like butter on bread this will be spreading! Join and you might become a moderator!

Just thought Id let you know...

Mynameisnot 16:13, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

OOS: Yay!

So, basically, everything goes back the way it used to be, except for the fact that it's not on BZP.

Can I be a mod? Fits with the whole "THIS IS MY GAME" and all. :P

---Blackout- 16:21, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Think about it, If you wasn't a mod, who would be able to see through JS' eventual attempt at ruining everything?

Now what do you say Blackout?

Um, somehow that gives me the feeling that this is a trap?

And are we still going to use the Wiki? --Klak-a-Klak 19:09, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Of course we are, for articles that is, nothing more, you might as well delete this talk... its useless.

Trust me as you please...But can I be trusted?

That is for you to decide...

No, seriously, this seems like its to good to be true but KoN and I have found a solution, and it has worked, isn't that all you desire?